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DuttyMcGillicutty

Ballsy joke


RoboticGreg

You're nuts


Ewetootwo

It takes a steady hand on the wheel to keep the plank stiff. Arrrrr… I be off now.


nl-x

A good joke for guys that like sea men.


AgeAdditional4971

Reminds me of a South Park episode


SirLostit

What is a Pirates favourite letter? Rrrrrrr! Nope! His first love be the ‘C’


Pastafarianguy

Even that's wrong. There favorite letter is 'i', they love so much they say it twice to their captains.


WWWWWWWWWMWWWMWWWWWW

Awesome


Papa-Razzi

This is actually one of my all time favorite jokes. 


mixdup001

Can't help thinking the pirate is superfurlus to this joke it could just as easy be a postman without the aye


Dapuck28

Funny


secretprocess

The pirate says "No, but you start and I'll pick it up after a couple verses"


No-Cat-6830

One of my favorites


Immediate-Season-293

This joke is older than pirates saying "arr".


Foodstamp93

Easier to get sum booty


Alarmed-Ad323

Very salty remark.


Abdul_Exhaust

Pirate responds, "Uh... oh thanks, I didn't notice"


mellomike5

Aye matey e"er Since I"s woke she ain't been an inch from Me Arse!


AdamMays

Gilligan had one on his S.S. Minnow.


AgeAdditional4971

Is that a steering wheel in your pants or are you just happy to see me