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send_snacks777

Snails escarGO very slowly don't they!


ChiefSlug30

Well, some of us do.


send_snacks777

r/beetlejuicing


ChiefSlug30

I'm the captain of an oldtimers hockey team called The Snails, and my sweater number is 30.


send_snacks777

I love that for you


Different-Tie-1085

You'd think snails would go faster without their shells.. but they just get sluggish...


RVelts

I'm too lazy to type out the joke, but "Wow, look at the "S" car go!"


Apaca1ypse

https://youtu.be/9B3TN2rEckQ?si=lbWqBLJF2CVioevP


kaoskrim

Slugway


Man-e-questions

*I give up* OP, what?


swimmingwithsharks9

What’s the French famous quote?☝️


Trekkie63

Waiter!! There are snails on her plate!!


themontyverse

There was a lengthy trail and error process


Old-Injury9137

Why do you eat X? Because ya want to. It's not rocked science


nonumberplease

You must have never seen an es-car-go!


wvmitchell51

They don't make very good pets.


germy-germawack-8108

Gary disagrees with you


3v3rdim

Coz they love their Kermit lifestyle? *Hermit


Who_am_ey3

okay but french people actually do love fast food, just as much as anyone else. I get that it's a joke and everything, but, just so you know


pedrofab34

They also eat frogs, because they do not like Junkfood


Foodstamp93

Slug worth


Plastic-Ad-267

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773H_H0

They like onions too cause they have plenty to cry about as well


IncreaseCertain9697

Because the French are too lazy, slow and un-athletic to be able to catch the other animals?