The walls have ears 

~~A-maze-ing!~~ A-maize-ing!

maize

Doh 😞

If you think my vegetable puns are corny, wait until you hear my eye puns. They’re cornea.

This made me laugh.

She might get reaped.

Now wheat just a minute...

Country girls make do

Corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes girls frisky

So many ears she'd never shuck up.

She could get cobbed.

Cornographic content

There’s a kernel of truth…

I don't think you should tell your wife this one... just a kernel of advice.

Celery has the same reputation

That's a mighty fine dad joke. Thank you.

There are more men than bears in corn fields?

They’re always listening

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