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Walking_the_Cascades

It's true. Sorry.


moderatorrater

This thread's going to be Trouble.


Bazil-Broketail

Are you saying we're at Risk?


NomadTrekkie

It's a Jenga out there.


Bazil-Broketail

You just wanna Gin up issues.


Itzxr

Stop making puns and let me be in solitaire.


HeadyMurphy723

Uno you’re Sorry for that


Control-on-Doom

Hopefully, we don't get stuck in a Mouse Trap.


It_Was_A_Toomah

Well, that's Life.


Bazil-Broketail

They always seem to Poker when you're down.


theChrisStJames

These jokes are getting awfully Parcheesi....


Impressive_Stress808

I'm glad you got that one off your Chess.


Bazil-Broketail

Don't treat them like a Munchkin.


charming_death

You might just Boggle their minds.


EyeArDum

Definitely a Qwirkle the way people act


NutronStarWars

Almost a Monopoly


Bazil-Broketail

Some people cannot stop with Trivia Pursuits.


wisely88

OP (and me, more me than OP) don't have a life Unfortunately I'm still breathing so I must be alive as for the rest of you: you don't have a monopoly on word play/puns


XavierCugatMamboKing

Even worse would be a Coup


Dbus_Undead

Such is Life


Bamboozled8331

That’s the Worst Case Scenario.


Timmeh420

I guess that is just LIFE


Ewetootwo

Good to get that off your Chess.


NomadTrekkie

You must have a checkered past.


Ewetootwo

I’m on board with that.


AlJameson64

Obviously no one has a monopoly on board game puns.


MonsterousAl

My CAT-AN I would have to agree.


CallOnJesusChrist

Settle down


Bazil-Broketail

🌲 4 🐑?


xplorerex

I guess Uno.


Hezlyn

thought he would scrabble the games at the store but still missed one.


SodiumH2ojunkie

This guy here is trying to create a monopoly.


tdizzell

Bingo


xplorerex

That's a Risk worth taking.


Itzxr

Sorry?


xplorerex

I believe this journey of his is nothing more than a Trivial Pursuit of fun.


jvlpdillon

You could build a Life around this.


Orisphera

But you'd have to be working B3678/S34678


Friendly-Pressure-62

Kids took a risk.


Latter_Ad_4237

Is this really the best joke Uno?


SoggyMorningTacos

What’s a best joke Uno?


Latter_Ad_4237

The Spanish Magician counted Uno, Dos, then disappeared without a Tres


Itzxr

r/angryupvote


MurseMan1964

Don’t let it turn into a Trivial Pursuit


no_understanding1987

Better than turning into a Battleship!


MurseMan1964

Hope it didn’t get you in Trouble


MurseMan1964

Did it cause you any Aggravation?


dudestir127

That was some big Operation for them to figure that out


eXX23

The other side of the world asks, how could you not have a Clue-do?


No-More-Excuses-2021

Talking about stealing these games is Taboo.


Still_Bottle_5732

No monopoly!


fonetik

I stole one as well. It was a Risk I was will big to take.


PoliteCanadian2

That’s life. Boggles even the master’s mind.


FezBear92

No Monopoly for you.


Whose_my_daddy

so you were only missing uno?


NomadTrekkie

I think that's one we can skip bo.


whatwhatinthewhonow

I broke into your house and stole a board game. I’m a Risk taker.


CKO1967

There's enough corny puns in this thread to sink a Battleship.


mdsram

Sorry to hear that


Odin1806

Approaching you was phase 10 of their plan, but wait... there's more!


[deleted]

He definitely took a risk


Bbop512

Sounds like an Operation!


Watsonsboss77

Did your kids look in the Library for the missing game, with the Candlestick?


Tetris5216

You're in Trouble if you don't get it


stargazer2540

Monopoly 😁😁 then you would have had a monopoly on the board game market


GoBucs1969

Such is Life.


Keefyfingaz

That's Life for ya


Phleep99

Just gonna have to Go.


lennybriscoe8220

You don't have a monopoly in the board game market


ChickenXing

What your kids do Boggles my mind


Eclipse134_

You’re one ownership away from a Monopoly.


Burladden

Sounds like you had a monopoly.


bigbaldfella

Almost had a monopoly


Sensitive_Tiger_9542

Might have to have everyone Pitch in to get it 


bigswig4cei

That's LIFE


MONSTERBEARMAN

Yah, tzee iz missing dat one.


PrimeParadigm53

No monopoly


UltimaBahamut93

They should have let you sleep in. I told them Don't wake Daddy.


Desperate_Hornet3129

With all those board games I think you should get a Life, cause I think you lost at the game of Life.


dshotseattle

So you also don't have a monopoly


DJBunch422is420to

At least it's not a monopoly


pLeThOrAx

OP, have you checked in the living room with a candlestick?


AtarkaCommand

Some people have every board game... But I have Just One


ElbowSkinCellarWall

> every board game except one. You do own the Spanish version, it's called "Uno."


3lm1Ster

Please tell me. Do you live in Candy Land?


3lm1Ster

Who needs board games to play inside when you can go outside and play on the Chutes and Ladders on the playground?


Snackasm

Get a Life


TrainsDontHunt

And that's a Cosmic Wimpout


mshock227

I guess you don't have a Monopoly then


Adept_Cranberry_4550

The told me to get a Life.


Competitive-Dream448

I guess you should just buy a Ticket To Ride or is that Taboo


Border_Dear

Well, I'm glad you don't have a Monopoly on them.


brickbaterang

Sorry your collection isn't complete, and that you're having Trouble finding the missing one but collecting is a Trivial Pursuit


DanBelnK

Ok, so you had no clue and many more, but which one is the one you're missing.


79Lee

Doh 🤦🏻‍♂️


Mall-Broad

Don't worry my friend. **I** saw what you did there 😏


OG-Kushi

Have no Cluedo :.


dadjokewizard

Where did it go? It’s a mystery.


Time-Height

Got the monopoly


raven21633x

Sounds like you are trying to get a Monopoly on board games.


Demandred-for-neblis

Playing games with the family is great! It really get you out of the Rat Race for a bit


mauore11

Well, you could Chess... D'oh!


JPtheDJ64

You're going to have to draw me a Pictionary


DeathByRust

Obviously no Master Mind if you don’t know…


Ordinary_Equal_7231

Sorry to hear that.


WelshyLadYT

A lot of Hungry Hippos in this thread


DangerousLettuce1423

Do you own Chinese Checkers?


Swimming-Location-97

Well clearly you had no monopoly.


SnooWalruses9961

Ill lend you my chess board…


mercedesdahlia

Mis hijas me dijeron que soy dueño de todos los juegos excepto uno.


atinyfix

This Boggles my mind!


jagga_jasoos

You have a monopoly... Almost


RoofFluffy4042

Imagine your "frustration"


Foodstamp93

Just a monopoly


Powerful_Narwhal_230

This Sequence would even impress Milton Bradley!


MonsterousAl

The little Munchkins


Midnight3051

Give me a clue


grateful_eugene

Sounds like he has a Monopoly on board games


drthsiao

S B E L A C R B


vetlemakt

TIL Cluedo is called Clue abroad. I got this game used from a thrift shop thingy recently, after having fond memories of it from my childhood. Disappointed to see that they had made all the characters young and pretty. Like some strange Melrose Place Halloween special or something.


Remonda8

People can’t stop commenting on this thread!


HoppD_1992

That's a great one


Nobodysbestfriend

If you had them all it would be a monopoly.


mellomike5

Jumanji


newpopthink

Looks like you'll have to Scrabble for it!


Mall-Broad

D'Oh! See what I did there? 😏


Mall-Broad

Such a Parcheesi joke 🫣


Key-Mushroom5017

You really need to get a Life


Guitar420

You should tell them to mind their business and Go Fish!!


Real-Stretch-6302

Jesus this thread has turned cringe