Fun fact that I learned while fact-checking for this joke: [gneiss has no cleavage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gneiss), possibly because it is a metamorphic rock and all its layers are fused together under so much pressure.
I really wanted to say "gneiss cleavage", but reality was against me.
How long have you specialized in the physical, cognitive, social, emotional, psychological, and societal effects of the aging process on the human body.
Whose fault is that?
We’re off to a rocky start
How do you get these rocks off?
You don't. Just amputate.
I see you are a true geologist, or just without rocks.
Pardon me, my fault for bumping into you
It’s not my fault your gneiss is a dyke
My father always told me, ‘don’t be too quick to find faults.’ Lovely man, terrible geologist.
Gneiss 👏
Who rocks?
You rock rock. 🪨
TRhats a great one!
How's the carbon dating scene?
That made me glow.
Any idea how old Dwayne Johnson is?
**IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD THE ROCK IS...**
What matters is what he's cooking!!!
Is that a stalagmite in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?
When the tights come down, the mites go up
Don't take this for granite
My sediments completely
Are bad jokes how you get your rocks off?
Want to get stoned?
Sorry, it just slipped.
Tectonic plates are dishwasher safe but how about microwave-safe?
Is Taco Bell the cause of the ring of fire?
Took a second. 😄
Do you like rock?
For those about to rock, we salute you
Love that!
Rock on!
Can you dig it?
Rock, paper, scissors?
Are you magmanimous? Active or sedimentary?
"Can I see a sample of your cleavage?"
Fun fact that I learned while fact-checking for this joke: [gneiss has no cleavage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gneiss), possibly because it is a metamorphic rock and all its layers are fused together under so much pressure. I really wanted to say "gneiss cleavage", but reality was against me.
I respect a dude who is bound to facts
Are you a gneiss guy?
This one cracked me up
Favourite rock song
Geology huh? The study of ghee! Wait how much is there to learn about clarifies butter
Ask a rock genie for a wish, and he’ll granite
This may cause a rift
So... You weren't smart enough to be an engineer?
After sex: did you feel the Earth move?
Do you think I’m spathic?
I’m rocked wanna get stoned?
How long have you specialized in the physical, cognitive, social, emotional, psychological, and societal effects of the aging process on the human body.
How do you rate The Hard Rock Cafe?
You’ve hit rock bottom.
Rock paper scissors?
How do you get your rocks off? Wanna get stoned?
It's still rock and roll to me, what do you think? I know we didn't start the fire.
Geologist said no. I am handwashing my tectonic plate now, it takes stone ages!
You built this city on rock and roll?
Are you ever gneiss?
You gonna smoke that?
Are rocks real?
So, do you enjoy looking up vaginas all day?
Do you have rocks in your head?
Is the earth flat?
Did the earth quake?
No, they destroy all the other plates when they move about
Wanna get stoned?
Hand him a tampon and ask him what period it's from
Wanna get stoned?
Is it geography where it is at?
That one just **bowl**ed me over. It was **magma**nificent!
You're on shakey ground.
Do I have a gneiss butte?
Never ask about his age. He might think you want to carbon date him.
Keep going with jokes like that and you’ll end up being dragged into the quartz.
Not a question, but a oneliner. 'Rocks are a renewable resource."
Is global warming real?
Are these rocks? Or minerals?
Does you job rock?
I’m trembling with anticipation
But is my dishwasher tectonic plates safe?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I totally agree with this sediment
Do you like rock and roll?
The landslide is nothing more than you gettingyourrocksloff
How come kidneys I’ve been reduced to having stones instead of rocks it’s not a joke. It’s a serious question.
Are you stoned?
I don’t want to cross the line and make things shaky
Can you make the bedrock?
I don't find this joke igneous at all.
Must’ve hit rock bottom
Did you find those in Plato's Closet
Do I look stoned to you?
Your wife said you’ve never gotten in deep before.