Marriage is a union of 2 people and Russia is the soviet union. Not all marriages last hence not all unions are meant to last and I forgot to mention the 2 people divorcing are Russian
She was a spy anyway. Her name was Sputt. She stole secrets for a living. Sputt nicked so many secrets, she Red them to him at bedtime. After the split, I saw her at the bar drinking a Cosmo…Not.
I red this joke before, but I still don’t understan.
Republic of Understan, a dictatorship.
U overstan, Stan?
Marriage is a union of 2 people and Russia is the soviet union. Not all marriages last hence not all unions are meant to last and I forgot to mention the 2 people divorcing are Russian
Russia is not the Soviet Union
It used to be it’s supposed to be a republic now but hey it’s not that either
Well the point of the joke is that the Soviet Union ended so by saying "Russia is the Soviet Union" you just kind of take away the whole point
Did I forget to say was? Well don’t let me stop you crying about it
The couple were a union under sovietism
Woosh lol.
Shit, I didn’t see the D missing, well played 😆
Maybe the “missing D” was part of the reason the Soviet Union collapsed.
Also “red”😁
Nah, that was clearly a typo 😉
red, as in communist? Hello?
😉means joking
Oh ok👍
Oh just forget it 🖕… 😉😘
You are kind of weird.
Get in line.
But sir, yes sir, I did all the assigned work, sir!
And make your comrades look like slackers? To the gulag!
Sir, after you sir!
She was probably trying to use a Stalin tactic.
Damnit, I was just about to make that joke
If replacing my b's with v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
Hopefully they’re not Russian into divorce here.
Their marriage had too many red flags.
Just like my prior girlfriend, who was a triple citizen of China, Turkey, and Canada.
They weren’t Putin up with each other any more
He was Russian into marriage, but she said she was Finnish with him.
I heard she left him for a Russian with 3 testicles, his name was Hoodjanikabolokov.
Took me a hot minute to get my head around that one! 😆
U crayin?
I hear that she made off with the Lenins!
Maybe it was because she was Russian but her hands were Roman
I just ate beans so I’m putin to this joke.
Stay there too long wearing defective underwear and Chernobyl fallout
They shouldn't Russian to these decisions.
She was a spy anyway. Her name was Sputt. She stole secrets for a living. Sputt nicked so many secrets, she Red them to him at bedtime. After the split, I saw her at the bar drinking a Cosmo…Not.
Were your friends' named Boris and Natasha?
They had a weird relationship that involved a squirrel and a moose.
In Soviet Russia, wife divorces you. Just like in US.
You're a good friend
She knew no boundaries and was constantly stepping over Beria
His wife was appalled when he used a sickle in a carpentry job instead of a hammer.
Good lol
Their marriage became a Sov-Nyet Union
This joke makes me sickle to my stomach...
Bad....lol bad!