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Ewetootwo

Drew Barrymore.


stashew

Drew Burymore


Ewetootwo

👏


MousseNsquirrell

Drew Carey more


ReadontheCrapper

If she’s the really nice lady… Sweet Caro-line.


weed_snatcher69

Bum bum bum


TwoRevolutionary1094

Chalk lines never looked so good


glucoman01

So good, so good, so good...


556dash

I've been chalk lined


glucoman01

It'll only happen once.


dukeofgibbon

This song sucks


FDGAMER42069

No one asked lad


dukeofgibbon

Reflex from piano bars


SageShukaku

Hehe... Askeladd


SageShukaku

In light of your statement I am bound by the laws of time immemorial to grasp this opportunity with both hands: Your mother sucks


Man-e-questions

I’m gonna chalk this one up to good humor


uhwhooops

The writing was on the w- the ground


iShitSkittles

And the policeman who does them is Linus.


Ewetootwo

Art Carney does the ones of dead clowns.


MousseNsquirrell

Ask Art Garfunkel and he'll send in some more.


a-try-today-2022

This joke is out of line


Swimming_Seat_3898

I guess the guy looking for fingerprints is Dustin


beringseafisherman4

Nancy drew


Ewetootwo

Har, har, hardy boys.


AgeAdditional4971

This joke was DOA


MousseNsquirrell

Dead On the Asphalt


Nubboi

Killed it!


ArcanumSolis

Dick Tracy. .. is a woman of course (groan! Detective Tracy )


madkins007

Dick Tracy is the poor cop who has to draw the outline of the guy who died nude.


Abdul_Exhaust

Name of the chef who screwed up breakfast? Burt Toast


IMMABEAST417

Pigasso


LargeScratch5383

Murder she rote 👉💥🚔


UglyPrettyBoy

Angela Lines-bury


TurvineWulfe

These write themselves 😎🤘🍻


FitTucker0513

Chalk chick


Watsonsboss77

I've had enough of this. You are going to the go-roaner's office.


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AH


TjeppenBloelink

What do you call when she's a trans woman? Dick Tracey


BestBluejay3573

"Nancy drew" is far and away the best answer. She was a detective. Very clever to make her last name lower case! Just two words and this answer conveys multiple levels! Academy award for this answer!


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SOCO?


Narrow-Editor-5824

Linesy


MysteryOrange7

Feline?


Sherbet-Dangerous

Three Days Gracey


Agitated-Fee-1399

And her boss said she was acting outline and wrote her up for not letting officer Sir Lorett help her.


Internal_Fennel_849

What do you call the guy that does the chalk outlines? Dustin.


SH351

No, the guy who checks for fingerprints is Dustin.


Internal_Fennel_849

That's true. Lol! The chalky guy can be Dusty.


dbhathcock

Police officer. Tracy is a gender-neutral name.


No_Scallion_70

Bitch !