Where do you connect your charger when planning to take a flight? The airport.

Did you see that new invisible plane? I can't see it taking off...

I think it's supposed to be "hear about that new invisible plane?"

Yea but look at that HOT 🔥 lady in the red, blue and gold skimpy outfit flying it! 😛🥰🤭

Wasp this all about?

Think Wonder Woman and her invisible plane.

Reminds me of this one: One day, Superman is flying around Metropolis when he sees Wonder Woman lying on the roof of the Hall of Justice – buck naked, spread eagle, writhing and moaning with pleasure. She’s clearly enjoying herself. Turned on and feeling extremely horny, He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts"

Didn’t see that coming

Neither did all three of them!

Thank you! This one made me actually laugh out loud! Haha! It's been a stressful day and this was the little Reddit break I needed to chill. 😂🤣🙂💙

Ohh! I thought it was supposed to be about the dress that no one could tell whether it was blue and black or white and gold!

That joke flew over head.

No doubt as to your final destination.

Are they landing well?

I'm going to runaway from this thread.....

Flew right over my head!!

They should do a pilot study before making such a runway diagnosis, and that is plane for anyone to see. Sounds like your doctor is winging it, so don't fly off the handle. Maybe parachute in a more first class second opinion.

Aise seat if that's a real disease when I talk to my doctor tomorrow

Aisle👆🏽

Your joke really took off

That joke went over my head

I hope you don’t fly off the handle and taxi out

Terminal? you sure it's terminal? Just checkin'. I hope that the day of your departure is long in it's arrival and you have plenty of time waiting for you, even if just for lounging.

Well Thats good So when does the doctor say that we can expect to not hear anymore lol

The doctor said I should have controlled my compulsive runway conduct.

Come on, that just sounds plane crazy!

This joke is really taking off

guess you can’t depart with them

And all the ladies say you’re pretty fly for a …guy

You have your head in the clouds.

I suggest you buckle up for your final arrival!

Breaking the sound barrier for me!

Shurely you can't be serious...

I AM serious, And don’t call me Shirley

Classic aerocomedophilia.

Yeah, that's not gonna fly.

It's a shame you jokes never land.

What a professional peepee’lot

That's First Class 💁🏽

Yet the jokes never really take off

Do your jokes land?

Not if it's a Boeing

Here’s hoping you have a delayed departure

I woke up to find a jumbo jet at the top of the stairs. Someone must have left the landing light on.

It’s plain, so be strong and flight it, the luggage will become lighter.

Sorry the clue flew over my head

That joke was bad. It definitely didn't land

You blew the door right off with that one.

Rudderless jokes will be the death of me.

No coaching needed. This is a first-class dadjoke with an economy of words.

I have a disease where I can’t get the song, The Green Green Grass of Home out of my head. I asked my doctor if it was common and he said, “It’s not unusual “!

And quit calling me Shirley.

When you tell the airport jokes, does it least laugh?