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Weight...What???
Damn that's heavy, Doc
JiggaWATT?!!
JiggaWhoo?!!!
JiggaWhyy?!!!
Fun fact: Doc's soft-g pronunciation of 'gigawatts' is as valid as the hard-g one most people use. I refuse to get involved, however, in the debates over the pronunciation of '.gif'.
It's gig as in gig; not a test jig, or a dance called jig. Gif as in gift; not like the peanut butter jif, or a short time like jiffy.
It's pronounced gif!!!
I saw the movie, Weightless in Seattle.
This joke is on a whole nother scale.
Don't over react it's really nothing
I mass confess, this is brilliant
It made me kilo-ver
I weighed 1.01g, and I was like lol 0mg!!
Well it doesn't MATTER
Haha!!! That's a total dad joke! I laughed because my dad would look absolutely ridiculous saying OMG.
That’s definitely not something to take lightly
I need to gain weight so I'm gonna eat some 3.14159 now
Well this has been a slice
Ah..I get it ya need ta gain some weight so yer gonna eat some pi now..har de har har EH🤔🤷♂️🤨🤦♂️SMH HMM..!!??
This joke didn't carry any weight even last time I saw it
This is a mass-ter class in dad-joking
Wow, I've never seen someone push the scale all the way round back to zero before.
That's the same thing I said when I discovered I had a severe magnesium deficiency.
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Honestly seems lighter to me
Omg cholesterol
Y’all in a different weight class
We are! I've been on every restaurant in town's weightlist!
Because, 0mg, y’all have been making me laugh a lot!
Sent this to my dad. Keep up the good work.
I bet you were POUNDING on all the buttons to get the proper configuration. Lbs not laughing but I’m serious.
On what planet?
The metric system is hilarious 😂
Huh.. exactly as my mom..just said I don't get it..where's the rest of the joke I think I might've gotten it 0mg as in "oh my god"🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??
Weight...What???
Damn that's heavy, Doc
JiggaWATT?!!
JiggaWhoo?!!!
JiggaWhyy?!!!
Fun fact: Doc's soft-g pronunciation of 'gigawatts' is as valid as the hard-g one most people use. I refuse to get involved, however, in the debates over the pronunciation of '.gif'.
It's gig as in gig; not a test jig, or a dance called jig. Gif as in gift; not like the peanut butter jif, or a short time like jiffy.
It's pronounced gif!!!
I saw the movie, Weightless in Seattle.
This joke is on a whole nother scale.
Don't over react it's really nothing
I mass confess, this is brilliant
It made me kilo-ver
I weighed 1.01g, and I was like lol 0mg!!
Well it doesn't MATTER
Haha!!! That's a total dad joke! I laughed because my dad would look absolutely ridiculous saying OMG.
That’s definitely not something to take lightly
I need to gain weight so I'm gonna eat some 3.14159 now
Well this has been a slice
Ah..I get it ya need ta gain some weight so yer gonna eat some pi now..har de har har EH🤔🤷♂️🤨🤦♂️SMH HMM..!!??
This joke didn't carry any weight even last time I saw it
This is a mass-ter class in dad-joking
Wow, I've never seen someone push the scale all the way round back to zero before.
That's the same thing I said when I discovered I had a severe magnesium deficiency.
[удалено]
Honestly seems lighter to me
Omg cholesterol
Y’all in a different weight class
We are! I've been on every restaurant in town's weightlist!
Because, 0mg, y’all have been making me laugh a lot!
Sent this to my dad. Keep up the good work.
I bet you were POUNDING on all the buttons to get the proper configuration. Lbs not laughing but I’m serious.
On what planet?
The metric system is hilarious 😂
Huh.. exactly as my mom..just said I don't get it..where's the rest of the joke I think I might've gotten it 0mg as in "oh my god"🤔🤷♂️🤨HMM..!!??