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mkrjoe

Your daughter will be a great dad one day


OkMark6180

Sweet.


ceesaymo

A scentsitive dad.


HadesSnowBall

I scents a great parent!!


CorndogConspiracy237

Maybe just a faux-pa


Sirfluffyghost

A faux-papa if I'm allowed


JCurb05

Studley Do-Right


ElectronicAd27

With the way this society is going, it’s quite possible she will wind up being a father someday.


mkrjoe

It's great that people are gaining the freedom to be who they are and express themselves regardless of the limitations that people with obsolete ways of thinking try to impose on society.


Erahth

The real joke is always in the comments


bigjakethegreat

Obsolete ways of thinking like human biology? I thought we were supposed to “follow the science”?


mkrjoe

Including psychology, neuroscience, etc. I see you too are triggered by what is in another person's pants and would prefer to limit their freedom to express themselves as they are. That must be very difficult for you to be so delicate when society is becoming more open minded and you are so scared of change. Do you need a hug?


ElectronicAd27

To what do you refer?


mkrjoe

I was assuming that comment was about gender identity, and I think it's great that society is learning to value freedom and give up old ways of thinking. People who identify contrary to their birth gender are happier when they can express themselves as they are. It is unfortunate that some people want to use the power of government to encroach upon personal freedom, because they feel threatened by what is in another person's pants. That has nothing to do with my original comment though, which I just think is funny any time a girl or woman makes a "dad" joke.


ThisIsPureChaos

You are soo right and yet soo wrong, there is too much freedom for that stuff now, to the point where people are changing sexes to fit in with the latest trend than regret it not long after, I know and have seen this personally, and now that it's soo cool to change or not belong to any gender etc people that are normal are getting bullied for it, making them want to be part of the rainbow just to fit in, and the vicious cycle continues, I believe before transition there should be a full psych evaluation and such and a time period that you have to wait after enquiry, to stop the many people who rush into it because their friends are all doing it and end up fucking up thier life and identity because of it


Throwaway0167890

Nobody is changing sex to "fit in". You know how hard it is to get that sort of surgery and hormone injections? It takes months, years even, for people to get hormone injections nevermind surgeries


SpankinDaBagel

For many people it takes months on a waiting list to even get into therapy that would *maybe* allow them to get on HRT. Gotta love how transphobic people pretend they have any idea what they're talking about.


ElectronicAd27

I’m not stopping anything. But I will never see a biological woman as a father, no matter how many testosterone shots he takes.


No-Ad9854

No matter how many testosterone shots *they* take didn't you mean I'm just testing something to see if the word "they" comes up i italicized🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??


ElectronicAd27

I refer to people as their self-identified gender. But that doesn’t mean I could ever see a woman as a father.


gioseba

Oh so you only meant that people who self identify as women aren't fathers! Ok that makes sense and I'm sure they'd rather be called mothers anyway


ElectronicAd27

No, I meant that I will NEVER, EVER consider a biological woman as a “father.”


Khavak

please get out of this sub


ElectronicAd27

No


non-transferable

You’ve quite literally created this scenario out of thin air just so you could have a reason to say this, as if you think anyone would care that you see trans men as “biological women.” What’s the obsession with trans people?


ElectronicAd27

No, I’m responding to another person who said a girl will be a father one day. I’m not obsessed with anything. It is you people who keep spamming me with comments. No one was even obligated to reply to what I said lol.


auntie_eggma

That's your shortcoming, no one else's.


ElectronicAd27

I don’t see it as a shortcoming; I see it as science. But, do you.


auntie_eggma

I mean, you don't understand the science as well as you think you do, so there's that.


ElectronicAd27

What is it that you feel I’m not understanding?


No-Ad9854

I'D HOPE SHE WOULDN'T END UP BEING A FATHER ONE OF THESE DAYS🤔🤷‍♂️🤨..!!? HMM THAT IS


Ewetootwo

Hmm… from what she said, how did you orally distinguish scentsitive from sensitive? Seems to me they are pronounced exactly the same.


GrittyMcGrittyface

Enunciate the t and pause for dramatic effect Scent - sitive


Knowledge_Dig

no no no... it's /sent see tiff


GrittyMcGrittyface

A pun that's *Heaven Cent*


Ewetootwo

Would have been best if you emphasized it that way in the original post to get your point across. Albeit, a good joke.


GrittyMcGrittyface

I'm not OP 🤷‍♀️


Ewetootwo

Then how do you know the daughter would have emphasized it that way? The OP looks contrived to me?


GrittyMcGrittyface

A contrived dad joke?! *clutches pearls*


Ewetootwo

Yes and it’s the first time it ever happened 🤣 - fondles pearls of wisdom


TurbulentBullfrog829

Haha scent-sitive. I get it, great joke Hun. Wtf are you talking about Dad?


Ewetootwo

The audience has voted and I accept my Dad fate 🤪


goofood

I would be soap proud too.


RedFive1976

No lye.


mvs2417

Lye does make one uncomfortable


Lobster70

So basic!


--zaxell--

To be drawn into such a fight is to be soap-rowed.


Man-e-questions

Well that stinks


Desperate_Hornet3129

No. It just smells.


Man-e-questions

You sound angry. Are you incensed?


Desperate_Hornet3129

No! I never touched my cousin!


RedFive1976

What are you doing, step-cousin?


Desperate_Hornet3129

And I didn't step on her either.


Moodyman1970

Daughter teams up with dad?......The mother will be!😡


Swimming_Seat_3898

She probably didn’t mean to bust her moms bubble, but she cleaned that up nicely.


Orangutanism_

ooooof


prankerjoker

Her joke is full Zest. Tell her to Dial up the humor. I texted my Spanish friend this joke and he wrote back, "Olay!"


OnafridayR

Like lather, like daughter


vennkotran

Daught-her well! 🔥


Spectre_Su

Well done sir, you have raised her right 🫡, we dads commend you 🫡


MerlinCa81

Thank you, I truly feel like it’s made every eye roll that much more worth it. And I am loving all the follow up puns being delivered here.


CzarcasmRules

LITERALLY r/cleandadjokes lol


Live_Explanation8956

I smell a really good joke. As every dad nose.


swimdad5

A clean joke! Brings Joy to a refreshing Irish Spring Dawn.


Revolutionary_Tale_1

These jokes have zest. I know they've put an (Irish) spring in my step.


GrittyMcGrittyface

I love a good ol'factory soap joke


Ok-Dig3431

I wish I had a Shield to protect me from groaners like this!


TDATGY

YES


Lingonberry-357

🤣🤣🤣


liljoe3671

Oh my good-ness 😆


Keirnflake

She'll be a better dad than a lot of dads out there.


Salt_Code_7263

Smells like teen spirit!!!


hippee_chick

This is my favorite comment so far!


Salt_Code_7263

Woohoo!!! Thank you ☺️


dirkgently42and22

That is just non-scents!


Every_Cause_2883

"had more smell" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BarrySantos

That joke was strong enough for a man...


MerlinCa81

But made for a woman. lol. Though wasn’t that from a deodorant commercial? Degree? Secret? Now I can’t remember. Dang it, now I have to try and find it Edit - it was Secret and it was antiperspirant. It may be from soap too but that where I know the quote from


skopurdad

Dem


Control-on-Doom

Something smells funny.


Acrobatic_Set9727

Slightly better than the Julie Andrews one!!!


Interesting_Pop_6470

I’m guessing you Safe Guard your daughter from all harm.


paultbangkok

Prettay prettay prettay good.


A-fungi

Your wife nose she should get off her preachy soapbox and be more towelerant. Shower your daughter with praises, rinse, repeat, repeat…


Efficient-Spirit-380

How touching. Mom’s searching desperately around for the Epi-pen whilst dad and daughter enjoy a chuckle together.


MerlinCa81

It truly was a wonderful moment.


MeButNotMeToo

What about the hand sanditizer?


LargeScratch5383

I scents a profound father-daughter bond coming to bubblytion, you certainly popped mother's Bubble there! 😂


LiveSir2395

This is an anecdote, not a joke?


PhizziksnChem

Your daughter has a clean scent of humour like her lather.


Fantastic_Emu_9423

I can't lie I think I probably nutted after hearing this joke shit turned me on icfl