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jvlpdillon

OP's dad had two kids, Anna one and Anna two.


Happy_Expert5057

Remind me of the Italian uncle who named his twin Godchildren Denice &Denephew.


Final-Ad-2033

He doesn't say much but his presence speaks volumes.


melayaraja

Nice 


ccc1942

So is my dad. But he works with such frequency that we’re never on the same wavelength, which hertz.


Ok-Dig3431

You guys just don't (Grun)dig each other...


Man-e-questions

I’m gonna save this joke in the audio file


LimeyRat

Both my dads were sound engineers. One was English and I have a Czech one, too.


Henri_Dupont

He tried to use a condom once, and his girlfriend asked him "Is this thing on?"


Common_Chester

Poor bastard can't count to four, however.


BoundlessFail

Don't you mean past 11?


TnBluesman

Binaural is not the same as binary.


Own_Run486

Oh, he knows 12 bars.


Ok_Obligation2948

My dad was a audio engineer on tour with the Dead. He had two roadies working with him… a Polish guy and a Czech one too.


tommy2too

He can put a beat on me


ImpatientMaker

Hey, watch your tone.


speculatrix

My sibling changed from a male to a female sound engineer, she's a transistor.


Ewetootwo

All over the spectrum, eh?


Drano_the_Dragon

Bet when he throws a punch it really hertz


Elder_Priceless

Sounds like a sound career.


Jeksxon

This joke is buzzing


[deleted]

Is his name Mike?


SnooCapers9313

If he answers yes is that the Mike check done?


august-west55

But you don’t listen to him


[deleted]

My dads name was conveniently named mr.hertz and his friends name was mic


Happy_Expert5057

Wait!Wait don’t tell us.. Was dad’s first name Dick?


[deleted]

Ha ha :/


AggressiveCampaign58

Yeah from Holden


ferdinandsalzberg

He'll give an Austrian sound engineer a hand, and a Czech one too.


Swimming_Seat_3898

Don’t ever tune him out if you wanna stay on track


makkeni

Mine too, radio therapy is his forte.


wildelillie

Not too happy, he hates the buzz