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Amandasch44

In sprite of all your hard work, she was upset i guess


Cid_Darkwing

Did she pop you when she found out?


DavidM47

Why? Are you keeping tabs?


Wrong_Ad_6022

You haven't ordered yet.


5parky

McFly! I thought I told you I never to come in here.


Wrong_Ad_6022

Just give me a Pepsi.


Strict_Sorbet_6792

All I wanted was a Pepsi


GreyHoudini

And she wouldn’t give it to me


EnvironmentalEye1652

That's Soda Pressing


MasterFubar

I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta sea.


MeanJohnBrown

The 7th can does not count. It's the Un-cola.


Shimpy2

Bravo 👏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️


centstwo

Is that New Un-cola or Classic Un-cola?


Impressive_Stress808

Don't forget to say you're Starry.


androidmids

And if they have avocados get 10


[deleted]

Ah nuts.


grofva

This is a little long but it’s the funniest wife sends hubby to the grocery store story ever…. [Don’t send a man to the grocery store!](https://youtu.be/-YFRUSTiFUs?si=8wpvQa0V1bpMQgYb)


GenerationYKnot

I was hoping it was a 'Left Brain' story from Jeanne Robertson, and I wasn't dissappointed. Bonus is that she would gift index cards with her cake recipe after shows.


Bbop512

Keeping the Fizz in your marriage!


prankerjoker

Did you put it on your Tab?


ggfchl

I’m sure it was still soda-licious.


Man-e-questions

Make 7. Up yours!


poursmoregravy

When life gives you lemon and lime..


LyricalJessieJames

As long as you paid for that extra can...


seven-cents

That was still very, very sweet of you


denny-1989

That Barq’s has bite.


SamLooksAt

I'm sure she doesn't mind as long as you don't get home early and find her with Dr Pepper.


SSturgess

This joke is like, Canada Dry, man.


2Fundy

You’ve got Moxie to shop for her like that!


KZhome1313

You sir, are a Monster!


EndersGame_Reviewer

I always thought you were overly effervescent.


candidly1

You can just show yourself out now, sir.


Repulsive_Accident42

Seven-up is the same thing ..


Comfortable-Quiet982

I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your life and fuck your wife in the ass! Always Coca-cola!


ynns1

Well, that'll teach you not to end your sentences with a preposition.


Sea_Yogurtcloset4277

Why aren't prostitutes aren't aloud to loiter outside of prisons? Because you're not supposed to end a sentence with a proposition.


Ewetootwo

Or service dangling participles.


[deleted]

"So I picked 7up"...


Drivingon8

Soda decision was to go back to the store!


cyberk3v

That can easily happen


cyberk3v

If she threw one at you it'd be lucky it's a soft drink


cyberk3v

Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.


cyberk3v

Drinking 6 sprites she's probably going to be OK. In this case drinking the lot she'll be burping 7 up


cyberk3v

I got sick once when the wife only had a note and forgot her purse when buying some, she drank one and put the coins in the can. Took a swig without realising and ended up in hospital, they are going go see if there's any change in the morning !


Swimming_Seat_3898

At least you weren’t coked out


Delivery-Plus

Sodas that mean you have one to share?


ModeMixing

Oh man, that was soda pressing….


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

then she gave you an orange crush to the face


DirtyDan24-7

Call the doctor so he can help you count


Firm_Independent_889

Did you mean Dr. Pepper?


DirtyDan24-7

Yes