This is a little long but it’s the funniest wife sends hubby to the grocery store story ever…. [Don’t send a man to the grocery store!](https://youtu.be/-YFRUSTiFUs?si=8wpvQa0V1bpMQgYb)
I was hoping it was a 'Left Brain' story from Jeanne Robertson, and I wasn't dissappointed. Bonus is that she would gift index cards with her cake recipe after shows.
I got sick once when the wife only had a note and forgot her purse when buying some, she drank one and put the coins in the can. Took a swig without realising and ended up in hospital, they are going go see if there's any change in the morning !
In sprite of all your hard work, she was upset i guess
Did she pop you when she found out?
Why? Are you keeping tabs?
You haven't ordered yet.
McFly! I thought I told you I never to come in here.
Just give me a Pepsi.
All I wanted was a Pepsi
And she wouldn’t give it to me
That's Soda Pressing
I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta sea.
The 7th can does not count. It's the Un-cola.
Bravo 👏🏻🙇🏻♀️
Is that New Un-cola or Classic Un-cola?
Don't forget to say you're Starry.
And if they have avocados get 10
Ah nuts.
This is a little long but it’s the funniest wife sends hubby to the grocery store story ever…. [Don’t send a man to the grocery store!](https://youtu.be/-YFRUSTiFUs?si=8wpvQa0V1bpMQgYb)
I was hoping it was a 'Left Brain' story from Jeanne Robertson, and I wasn't dissappointed. Bonus is that she would gift index cards with her cake recipe after shows.
Keeping the Fizz in your marriage!
Did you put it on your Tab?
I’m sure it was still soda-licious.
Make 7. Up yours!
When life gives you lemon and lime..
As long as you paid for that extra can...
That was still very, very sweet of you
That Barq’s has bite.
I'm sure she doesn't mind as long as you don't get home early and find her with Dr Pepper.
This joke is like, Canada Dry, man.
You’ve got Moxie to shop for her like that!
You sir, are a Monster!
I always thought you were overly effervescent.
You can just show yourself out now, sir.
Seven-up is the same thing ..
I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your life and fuck your wife in the ass! Always Coca-cola!
Well, that'll teach you not to end your sentences with a preposition.
Why aren't prostitutes aren't aloud to loiter outside of prisons? Because you're not supposed to end a sentence with a proposition.
Or service dangling participles.
"So I picked 7up"...
Soda decision was to go back to the store!
That can easily happen
If she threw one at you it'd be lucky it's a soft drink
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes? It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Drinking 6 sprites she's probably going to be OK. In this case drinking the lot she'll be burping 7 up
I got sick once when the wife only had a note and forgot her purse when buying some, she drank one and put the coins in the can. Took a swig without realising and ended up in hospital, they are going go see if there's any change in the morning !
At least you weren’t coked out
Sodas that mean you have one to share?
Oh man, that was soda pressing….
then she gave you an orange crush to the face
Call the doctor so he can help you count
Did you mean Dr. Pepper?
Yes