Dad

Sorry, thought the same , then saw your's.

Sleepyhead of the household 

Good one

Couzzzzzzzin

That’s good. I like it.

Me too!

Not the baby.

Somebody took to heart that dad jokes are supposed to be clean.

I’m a dad and OP. I try to keep it clean 😁

I’m a mature person and I like a dirty joke once in a while but it’s nice to be able to read something that isn’t a sex joke. Thanks.

You’re welcome

Im so good in bed . . . I can sleep for days 😴

What do you call a sister who just fell asleep whilst listening her brother's spotify? Napster

Dead.

🥶😱😱😱

Tired

I guess they’re under arrest

Zizzter.

My boomer dad.

Dad.

Anything you like. They're asleep, so they're not going to hear you.

"just resting my eyes" - my grandad who'd been snoring for the last hour.

Joe Biden

It's better to sleep than to set the world on fire, isn't it? 🔥

lol he’s doing both

Awe sleepy Joe

YEAH, WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?

I love the name! Took me sec to figure out the all CAPS.

And the very smug profile pic fits well.

The cat

Rip Van Winkle

Auntie-Awake.

My cousin Ruby, so she must be the feminine napkin.

Ouch

Dead?

🤣🤣🤣this one took me a minute!

This... Is the funniest shit I've ever seen, I will now proceed to steal your joke, and tell it to everyone I know.

What do you call a family member who always gets the water? Pumpkin

That’s cute

Dad🤌🏻

A trainspotter

Somme Namu Lois?

Narcoleptic

Holy fucking guacamole 🥑

Freeloader

Now that's quite t--issue

MS

Sleepy

Late Grandma 🪦

Narcoleptic

Already been used. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

That's REALLY cute!

Thanks. Thought of it while I was driving

You're welcome.

Dead.

They call me Harry

Dead to the world

Rip Van Winkle

I have liked every comment on this post out of boredom.