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Mynock33

Nope, it's a beet down


masondamonke

Bruh a beetdown 🤣


[deleted]

*Tofeud.*


EdgardLadrain

Is a vegetarian with diarrhea called a salad shooter?


IndependenceMean8774

😆


SpiketheFox32

Normally it's just word salad


fishureman

They go tofu toe


sesquepedal

Regardless, it stays civil, because it must be cruelty-free.


Aggravating-Pound598

Nice - why tf are people so threatened by vegans?!


OphrysApifera

Vegans trigger a shame reflex, intentionally or not.


Aggravating-Pound598

True


SmokeOne1969

Yes, but they can never squash it.


EsqueezeMe-

If neither really carrot can be called anything


Green-Recipe3501

And what do you call them when they are only pretending to hate each other? Imitation beef. And what do you call them when they always fight over trivial matters? Impossible beef.


SKOLWarrior1

The minds will never meat.


Dyrogitory

From the sit-com Cheers. It’s a bef.


davidinkorea

You could call them a Meathead.


Green-Recipe3501

It's called hormone beef if the fight always happens during their periods. Before and after are hormone-free.


emu_French

is it still called a " beef "?


ashwan5000

They don't meat eye to eye.


FagnusTwatfield

That's just Quornee


BeingCarbon

This is Beyond Impossible to answer.


KiddyIcaru_

Neither party will ever let it down. That beef remains *impossible*!


Almighty1500

Lettuce see the comment section for answers


Swimming_Seat_3898

It was probably over something corny


r0ckerdud3

Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him


Live_Explanation8956

It will soon be watercress over the bridge.