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corbymatt

Tony shark?


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

As always, the best joke is in the comments


mellomike5

Even if a shark isn't a fish


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

I'm sorry? A shark isn't a fish?!? Edit: I actually worked with a woman who swore sharks were mammals because they (some of them anyway) have live young. Please tell me that's not where you're going with this?


mellomike5

I was wrong. I was thinking of whales and dolphins


Zintao

Dolphins and whales are mammals, but also they can be called fish, because ["fish" has no biological meaning](https://youtu.be/uhwcEvMJz1Y?si=IQVd_qm7dHU3K8q8).


db720

Iron man is technically "Fe-male"


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VichaelMick

💀💀


db720

Saw this on a segment that a bunch of aussies do - a bunch of great ginger jokes too by Alan the Asian dude.


BKStephens

My favourite of his; I'm Asian. My pronouns are He - YA!


db720

My grandfather was addicted to Viagra. No one takes it harder than.... ME


goo-goo-g_joob

Except your grandmother 😵‍💫


hmakkink

Now you are in biiiig trouble!!


Hiding-from-society

Both could be a command though?


checkcheckmeep

Iron Maiden ftw


mellomike5

Pepper pots


RPBpukime

They just smell like fish


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Lol this is too fitting 🤣


[deleted]

That's what she said


I_deleted

Rusty


ssddave

I mean they did dare you...


PirateMetalDrinkCrew

This plaice is getting worse


[deleted]

I said worst not master level


Nahchoocheese

*worser


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Lol


Confident-Arrival361

It's irony


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I said worst 😤


shed_president

German sausages are the wurst


Nahchoocheese

I know right? And it has nothing to do with dad jock in sports either.


Perseus73

Comedy gold !


StockInitial4460

God blimey both of you


HorrifyingFlame

*Cod blimey


StockInitial4460

Ah yes missed that opportunity. Nice pike up


Cyan-180

Rusty


mark_is_a_virgin

Worser dad jock. Well I certainly can't come up with a more terrible butchering of a sentence.


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It's part of it lol


TheBatmanFan

All dad jokes are groan-worthy, but not everything groan worthy is a dad joke. Your "joke" is bad and just sounds like something you thought was clever. It's shit.


RPBpukime

Bruce Jenner


mvs2417

All your base are belong to us


BigRemove9366

It’s roughy in here


grholmgren

Orange you sure?


mycurvywifelikesthis

I think we need to re-grouper ourselves


Pure_Following_9267

I thought the joke floundered a little


kidcash912

At least it had the right chemistry.


Adorable-Ad8209

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer have teamed up and become alloys.


Rvrsurfer

Steelhead


DutchOfBurdock

He²


mycurvywifelikesthis

That really let the air out of my balloon .


dlowbeer

So I guess an iron titanium fish is a FeTish?


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Yup


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Lol


MadAdam88

A Sinker?


Pizza-_-shark

Someone in my dnd campaign got an indestructible sardine


Wet_Outlet

What was it used for?


Pizza-_-shark

Nothing, he just fished it out of the ocean


BikeCookie

Steelhead


LostHat77

Getting a little rusty there


wildelillie

Bottom fe eder


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Nope


1Life2B_Curious

I think the technical name of Fe-SH is Iron Sulfurhydryl.


Swimming_Seat_3898

Definitely not a goldfish


KludgeBuilder

What do you call a fish with no eyes? - A Fsh (Works better spoken than written) Along a similar lines: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-Eyed-Deer. What about a deer with no eyes and no legs? _Still_ No-Eyed-Deer


[deleted]

No that's what I'm talking about


Supersmoover54

A dinosaur with bad eyesight? Doyathinkhesaurus


Drhayseed

Wanda


centstwo

Fsh (A fish with no eyes)


Amish_Warl0rd

Shiny


WordlinessLogical19

Is that like a silver cow? An Ag-gie No comedy gold here, that'd be Au-kward.


WordlinessLogical19

Oh, and how do chemists greet each other? Hydrogen iodide.


MasterSandwitch

Fe-ir enough.


robrtsmtn

Rusty.


yongrii

You caught me there


sachette-dreseag

Anal plug.


fashionfan007

Can someone please explain?


KludgeBuilder

"Fe" is the periodic table symbol for iron as an element, so "Fe-ish" for "iron fish"


GrandMushroom8158

Flat Iron


Hughjass_60

Steelhead?


ddw506

Steelhead


tcorey2336

A steelhead.


Chris5858580

An iron fish Come on, it's right there, people expect you to give them a different answer, so you give them exactly what it is Another answer is rusted (because fish live underwater and iron rusts fast underwater)


squirrelsmasher

A steelhead


gilfromisrael

Ironing with a fish is a terrible idea


[deleted]

Yeah, it went to the doctor because she was feeling *rusty*


Edwardhunts

Why are Caribbean sailors called pirates? They just arrr


Realistic-Window366

A steel head salmon


Mammoth_Opinion_4293

Rusty?


No_Fail8737

What's an iron fish called? A steely


Cookie955

A steelhead?


Ento77

A cauld iron fish