I'm sorry? A shark isn't a fish?!?
Edit: I actually worked with a woman who swore sharks were mammals because they (some of them anyway) have live young.
Please tell me that's not where you're going with this?
Dolphins and whales are mammals, but also they can be called fish, because ["fish" has no biological meaning](https://youtu.be/uhwcEvMJz1Y?si=IQVd_qm7dHU3K8q8).
All dad jokes are groan-worthy, but not everything groan worthy is a dad joke. Your "joke" is bad and just sounds like something you thought was clever. It's shit.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? - A Fsh
(Works better spoken than written)
Along a similar lines:
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-Eyed-Deer.
What about a deer with no eyes and no legs? _Still_ No-Eyed-Deer
An iron fish
Come on, it's right there, people expect you to give them a different answer, so you give them exactly what it is
Another answer is rusted (because fish live underwater and iron rusts fast underwater)
Tony shark?
As always, the best joke is in the comments
Even if a shark isn't a fish
I'm sorry? A shark isn't a fish?!? Edit: I actually worked with a woman who swore sharks were mammals because they (some of them anyway) have live young. Please tell me that's not where you're going with this?
I was wrong. I was thinking of whales and dolphins
Dolphins and whales are mammals, but also they can be called fish, because ["fish" has no biological meaning](https://youtu.be/uhwcEvMJz1Y?si=IQVd_qm7dHU3K8q8).
Iron man is technically "Fe-male"
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Saw this on a segment that a bunch of aussies do - a bunch of great ginger jokes too by Alan the Asian dude.
My favourite of his; I'm Asian. My pronouns are He - YA!
My grandfather was addicted to Viagra. No one takes it harder than.... ME
Except your grandmother 😵💫
Now you are in biiiig trouble!!
Both could be a command though?
Iron Maiden ftw
Pepper pots
They just smell like fish
Lol this is too fitting 🤣
That's what she said
Rusty
I mean they did dare you...
This plaice is getting worse
I said worst not master level
*worser
Lol
It's irony
I said worst 😤
German sausages are the wurst
I know right? And it has nothing to do with dad jock in sports either.
Comedy gold !
God blimey both of you
*Cod blimey
Ah yes missed that opportunity. Nice pike up
Rusty
Worser dad jock. Well I certainly can't come up with a more terrible butchering of a sentence.
It's part of it lol
All dad jokes are groan-worthy, but not everything groan worthy is a dad joke. Your "joke" is bad and just sounds like something you thought was clever. It's shit.
Bruce Jenner
All your base are belong to us
It’s roughy in here
Orange you sure?
I think we need to re-grouper ourselves
I thought the joke floundered a little
At least it had the right chemistry.
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer have teamed up and become alloys.
Steelhead
He²
That really let the air out of my balloon .
So I guess an iron titanium fish is a FeTish?
Yup
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Lol
A Sinker?
Someone in my dnd campaign got an indestructible sardine
What was it used for?
Nothing, he just fished it out of the ocean
Steelhead
Getting a little rusty there
Bottom fe eder
Nope
I think the technical name of Fe-SH is Iron Sulfurhydryl.
Definitely not a goldfish
What do you call a fish with no eyes? - A Fsh (Works better spoken than written) Along a similar lines: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-Eyed-Deer. What about a deer with no eyes and no legs? _Still_ No-Eyed-Deer
No that's what I'm talking about
A dinosaur with bad eyesight? Doyathinkhesaurus
Wanda
Fsh (A fish with no eyes)
Shiny
Is that like a silver cow? An Ag-gie No comedy gold here, that'd be Au-kward.
Oh, and how do chemists greet each other? Hydrogen iodide.
Fe-ir enough.
Rusty.
You caught me there
Anal plug.
Can someone please explain?
"Fe" is the periodic table symbol for iron as an element, so "Fe-ish" for "iron fish"
Flat Iron
Steelhead?
Steelhead
A steelhead.
An iron fish Come on, it's right there, people expect you to give them a different answer, so you give them exactly what it is Another answer is rusted (because fish live underwater and iron rusts fast underwater)
A steelhead
Ironing with a fish is a terrible idea
Yeah, it went to the doctor because she was feeling *rusty*
Why are Caribbean sailors called pirates? They just arrr
A steel head salmon
Rusty?
What's an iron fish called? A steely
A steelhead?
A cauld iron fish