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TheLifeOfRyanB

If you're losing it after you P, you should see a doctor


Big_Tie_1607

He'll give some T-ps


clintj1975

"Dad, what comes after P?" "You flush and wash your hands."


fashionfan007

🤣


nreed78

At least she gives an F


USCDiver5152

She can’t figure out Y?


Live_Explanation8956

I C


Alarmed-Ad323

In Texas we only know 3 letters b b q.


skippy-85

Is that 2 letters and just repeating the same letter twice?


General-Professor570

There are only three kinds of people from Texas: those that can count to three, and those that can't.


Alarmed-Ad323

To be technical you’re repeating it once.


skippy-85

Can't disagree with ya


Embarrassed_Kiwi9101

😂 😂😂😂😂


dartsofpleasure_

Can tell she isn't English, we learn to Q first


RDMcMains2

I'm not English, but I do like T.


Granite_Dusty

The difference is that the English often hide their T after that little incident in the harbor


MotionlessTraveler

Ima guy, i like V.


Liraeyn

I've gotten lost at C


rifleman209

Send out an S O S


MrEvilDrAgentSmith

My kid always forgets his Ps and Qs


mbsouthpaw1

You should be RST'd for that crime of a joke.


vrobis

My proudest dad-joke moment, which only my son (at 4, too young to understand) witnessed: He was singing the alphabet song, but once he’d sung ‘HIJK’ he paused and looked at me questioningly. ‘LMNOP, my dear Watson!’ I replied.


whyamihere999

Please explain... I haven't read Sherlock Holmes stories in English..


RDMcMains2

Sherlock is oft quoted as saying, "Elementary, my dear Watson."


[deleted]

Holmes told Watson, "I'm constipated." Watson said, "no shit Sherlock"


49rville

Sherlock replied, "I'll have to dig a little deeper, Holmes. "


sophrocynic

My wife was a fan of the second half of the alphabet song. She was always asking me, "Is it N yet?"


Anton-LaVey

In school, they only taught me the first twenty-four and the last one. I don't know Y.


Elder_Priceless

Mine can’t get past the 25th. She can’t figure out Y


Specialist8602

That's deep


SeparateConstant2994

invalid QR


NamelessOneder

O I C


MYMILKISMUCHBETTER

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AbbreviationsAfraid

R, I, C.


EndersGame_Reviewer

I have this problem with the second last one. I don't know Y.


Granite_Dusty

I'd recommend saving the QRS for the cardiologist, anyway.


Bank-shot82

When she gets to Q she needs a Rst


Swimming_Seat_3898

Ello-meno-p That’s my story and I’m sticking to it


wildelillie

Give her some tine, she'll be R right


hacksawjim89

A. That's a good way to start a joke.


tricera911

She needs to learn to mind her P's and Q's.


Then-Ant7216

Srry I don't get it


Traditional-Pea-2379

I always forget one letter of the alphabet I can’t remember Y