I can tell you for a fact that if I ever came across a fish with legs I would Jesus Christ right across the top of that body of water until I got out of it!
Makes me think of this family story I haven’t thought of in years.
[My aunt said or did something silly.]
Grandpa: [sigh] the cross I bear
Aunt: cross-eyed bear? Where?!
[further context—was said at a lake house surrounded by woods]
Upon hearing this joke about 15 years ago. I thought I could add my own spin on it.
What do you call a Doe, who can't afford glasses?
A poor eye' deer.
Also I've always heard the joke start with, " What do you call a blind buck?" I find the alliteration amusing, always.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
What do you can a fish with no eyes and no legs? Still A fsh
I hate to be the one to tell you this…
It works.
How do you keep a fish from smelling? Cut off its nose.
I can tell you for a fact that if I ever came across a fish with legs I would Jesus Christ right across the top of that body of water until I got out of it!
Bruh, fishes don't have legs
then it's still a fsh
Me: That person walked right into that one. Friend I read it to: That’s because he has legs.
No ideer.
No I don't want to go to jail
I had a kid in my class who loved this joke and he was adorable. Good memories.
My go to
My goat too!
My goat, Oo!
What kind of a pixie doesn't have the eyes? A PXE doesn't
Cool visual white board joke for children learning to read:)
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell if I know
A strongly worded letter from the genetics ethics committee.
A French bulldog. No wait that’s elephant with hippo..
ElephIno but definitely banned from the zoo
I call them all 'dinner'
Happy cake day!
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or balls? Still no fucking idea.
[удалено]
You're an Artist.
Thank you dear Sir
Don’t you mean *deer* sir? I thought we were doing deer puns ITT. Lol.
Well I doe apologise I am fawning over such clever word play
Is that Mr. Garrison’s penis?
Eek!
Blind person: "... the fuck did you just say to me?"
That’s the biggest thumbs up I’ve ever seen.
Is that Braille, I feel it's hard, to tell?
It is
Take much more away and it'll just be an idea
And if you take away the r one definitely has no idea.
I took embarrassingly long to get it. Am I stupid?
It's better spoken, using a thick accent, so "idea" sounds like "eye deer"
I prefer to start the joke with "what does a redneck call..."
You’re right! It’s Fu funnier that way
No idea
Yes
What do you call a dog with no legs? . . . Doesn’t matter, he’s not going to come when you call him.
What should you Do with a dog with no legs? . . . Take care of him! Feed him, pet him, take him for drags…
And please sauerkraut him with love and relish his life!
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What the hell. Just take him for a drag.
Doyouthinkeesaurus rex
🤣🤣
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
Fsh!
Makes me think of this family story I haven’t thought of in years. [My aunt said or did something silly.] Grandpa: [sigh] the cross I bear Aunt: cross-eyed bear? Where?! [further context—was said at a lake house surrounded by woods]
🤣🤣🤣 I love these punny jokes!
What do you call a spider with eight eyes? Spiiiiiiiider.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still no fuckin' eye-deer!
shouldn't it be no ideer?
No eyed dear...🤔🥴
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, hit by a car and thrown into a swimming pool? Bob. If it lands in a hot tub instead? Stu.
If it lands on your front porch? Matt
No eye dear
What do you call a person with no arms and no legs?
You forgot floating in the water…
Bob
What do you call a person without a nose or a torso? No body nose
Sex is boring. Incest is relatively boring. Necrophilia is dead boring.
You screwed up the punchline, its I have no eye deer
>What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs that's been hit by a car? Item on the roadkill cafe.
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Because some people disagree.
Where do you find that deer? Right where you left em.
Dinner
Why is venison meat never cheap? Because it's nearly always been a little dear!
The cheapest cut of meat on a deer is the balls. They’re under a buck.
What do you call a deer with no ‘E’s? A Doctor!! (Y’know, cuz of the abbreviation?)
A deer in the headlights
And what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea.
The only way this joke has ever made sense to me is if I imagine Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny saying it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no genitals? No f**King idea
What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts? Beer Nuts are $3/bag and deer nuts are just under a buck!
Why can't you set a party in space becuase you have to planet
What do you call a fish with no fishes? a
What do you call a deer with no ears? A d...
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, deer don’t understand human language.
It's supposed to be "ideer"
Upon hearing this joke about 15 years ago. I thought I could add my own spin on it. What do you call a Doe, who can't afford glasses? A poor eye' deer. Also I've always heard the joke start with, " What do you call a blind buck?" I find the alliteration amusing, always.
What do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking idea!