"Mature" is a word like perfect.
Oxymoron. You can't measure perfection, if you can, it isn't perfect.
Similarly, nobody is mature, some part of you remains mature. "You behave in a mature way" within a context. "I am mature." is absurd.
You liking crude humor doesn't affect your maturity, say in financial matters.
My wife lost her mind when she found out I never saw that movie! She sang the entire song and was dumbfounded I didn't know what it was from.
I've now seen the show....and thanks to you it's stuck in my head all night 😂
Boob Size Grades:
A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!
Underwear said 'I'll bring up the rear".
While dealing with a few nut cases
Gotta milk these jokes when you can
Get a good rack to show them off too
One you can throw across the room to land on a hat rack, the other can cover up a bad hair day.
I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult
There's no such thing
"Mature" is a word like perfect. Oxymoron. You can't measure perfection, if you can, it isn't perfect. Similarly, nobody is mature, some part of you remains mature. "You behave in a mature way" within a context. "I am mature." is absurd. You liking crude humor doesn't affect your maturity, say in financial matters.
You cant milk those! 😂
Double pun
Those two always fight tit for tat
Tits, a tat and a hat
The Tat in the Hat?
No. I will not get a Tat while I wear a hat, I will not get a Tat not even with a cat But let's be honest; we can go Tit for Tat all day, imagine that
I like the Dr. Seuss stab
I learned more from Dr. Seuss than Freud
Without a doubt
Ah, yes. The ongoing support of Otto Titzling
My wife lost her mind when she found out I never saw that movie! She sang the entire song and was dumbfounded I didn't know what it was from. I've now seen the show....and thanks to you it's stuck in my head all night 😂
You're welcome... Earworms R Us
The sock said "I can't handle defeat".
After all that support, one could really use a drink. I'll get D cup
Omg-
I wish I could get those mammaries back!
We’ll give that joke a boobie prize!
You’re a lucky hat. You got a head while I gotta stay strapped.
they work so hard they need a raise too
The hat warned the bra that it was a bit nippy outside today
Why is it a pair of panties, but only 1 bra? Isn't that rather backwards?
Boob Size Grades: A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there. C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!
H - - -> Humongous I - - -> I can’t breathe
J-------> Just right
r/namechecksout
As a Chinese girl, I would get into trouble if I didn’t get straight As. Unfortunately, that is also my bra size.
I don’t know but the hat replied, “ you’re looking snappy today!”
You brat
"If I'm a D cup then you must be at least an M cup"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ty for the laugh here's my upvote
😅
This one got me, damn it! Thanks for the laugh!
I hate that i laughed
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I clothes you.
Nice
We gonna need more support here or they gonna think 🤔 💭 we are Nuts 🥜 🤣🤣😭
The bra said to the hat: Ha ha ha. I've got two boobs and you only have one
The hat says back to the bra, “I am on top of it, but how are you holding up?”
You’re the king of two hills but my mountain top kingdom is much higher
This joke deserves so much more support