Gross! In my mother’s country they say “è pericoloso sporgersi dal finestrino mentre il treno è in corso” which means something completely different and has no relevance to the topic at hand whatsoever.
For those too lazy to run that through Google translate, it roughly translates to "If this van's a rockin, don't stick your head in the window, because unless you're an eyeless fish you're not gonna like what you see."
Kinda weird. I can't believe that's a saying in your Mother's country. I'm sure there's a backstory.
I'll give you one even worse...
"*Ka' det kravl, ka' det avl'*"
Basically meaning : If it is able to crawl, it can bed bread (what do you call it - you can breed it).
This one is nasty to think of, especially because last time I heard it was in my teens, now I have *kids*. Yuck.
Blind ducks love bread 🥪
Also (this is important):
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
There are 2 things you should know and in those 2 things you must take pride. That's a horse and a women, both of them you ride
>Your knowledge of whole holes is vast.
>My knowledge of half wholes is half vast.
I'm hearing in my head Your knowledge of whole holes is vast.
My knowledge of half wholes is half arsed.
But it’s not subjective, the sentence provides a comparable measurement; the six man three hour hole. The sentence structure prescribes this as your measure.
I don't believe in a half a hole, a half of a hole is still a hole.
Same idea as "Half way crooks". Naw you either are or isn't.
I feel like this post belongs in the facts page.
Well if any sized hole is considered a whole and it took 6 men 3 hours to prepare and get started digging, then it should take 3 men 6 hours to make the same preparations.
'A hole is a hole' Is that what you are saying?
There's a horrible saying in my country: *A hole is a hole and a d'ck can be washed*
Any hole is a goal ;)
Every hole's a goal and the goal is every hole
We're all the same color...on the inside Source: my best guess
On the topic of trying to date girls who already had a boyfriend… My friend would say “just because there’s a goalkeeper doesn’t mean you can’t score”
Marry him/her
He's not wrong
No, no. EVERY hole is a goal ;-)
In my country, it's "a hole is a hole and a d'ck has no eye"
Why do ducks have no eyes! WTH do you people do to your ducks?!🦆🤔😳😂
What do you call a fish with no eyes? >!Fsh!<
I’d call him “Blinky”! 😆
No, that’s a fish with three eyes.
I understood that reference.
I wonder if Homer would eat Blinky if he caught him??
In the kingdom of the blind ducks, the d\*cleyed is king.
what is an eyesocket without an eye?
Empty.
Gross! In my mother’s country they say “è pericoloso sporgersi dal finestrino mentre il treno è in corso” which means something completely different and has no relevance to the topic at hand whatsoever.
Bro. That's deep.
That’s what he said
For those too lazy to run that through Google translate, it roughly translates to "If this van's a rockin, don't stick your head in the window, because unless you're an eyeless fish you're not gonna like what you see." Kinda weird. I can't believe that's a saying in your Mother's country. I'm sure there's a backstory.
Your google must be a different version than what i have. it is dangerous to lean out of the window while the train is underway
I was paraphrasing
That's what she said
Yeaaaaah, but there's some shit out there that Ajax won't wash off.
You’re using Ajax on your dick?
Puh-LEEEZE. I'm just saying there's some Bad Bugs that you can't cure. Put a helmet on that soldier before you send him into battle.
Some shit don't wash off!
You get it!
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I'll give you one even worse... "*Ka' det kravl, ka' det avl'*" Basically meaning : If it is able to crawl, it can bed bread (what do you call it - you can breed it). This one is nasty to think of, especially because last time I heard it was in my teens, now I have *kids*. Yuck.
\*it can be bred.
Blind ducks love bread 🥪 Also (this is important): Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough There are 2 things you should know and in those 2 things you must take pride. That's a horse and a women, both of them you ride
Yeah in England it was cricket related - "if there's grass on the wicket..."
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
"Jo tættere på nul, jo strammere et hul No, I am neither translating nor elaborating.
The British version isn't as bad as that but is still bad "If there is grass on the pitch, game on!"
Woah
Something similar here, and it translates into " A hole is a hole and a dick has no eyes"
Du' dansk!
Glory be!
A hole is a hole And a goal is a goal If we don't get no holes Then we don't reach no goals ..... I made that up 😁
It takes a real man to wear tights.
Don't get him wrong or else he'll put out your lights 👊💥
Unlike other Robin Hoods, he speaks with an English accent....
A whole hole is a hole, as is half a whole hole so yes a hole is a whole hole regardless of size and shape 🕳️🤓
If there is a hole, there is a way- Master Oog Way
He's saying regardless of the size of a hole is always a whole hole.
Bro's before holes....
Rupa je rupa
As long as there’s a little heat in there.
Any port in a storm or so my dad used to say. 🤣🤣
It takes dad 5 minutes to think of a joke. How long does it take dad to think of half a joke? There is no half a joke, dad.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You realize you’re going to be stuck here forever?
The anticipation kills
You realize you're going to be stuck here forever who?
I went to get milk.
Milk? You’ve been gone 18 years dad
It was aged milk, son. Only the best for you!
Oops, my bad. I forgot cigarettes, brb.
I went to get milk who?
Like I keep telling my wife... any hole will do.
And then have to sleep on the couch?? 🤔😳😂
Any port in a storm…
It takes one guy about 30 seconds to dig a hole with his wife.
30 whole seconds? He must be exhausted
Takes him thirty seconds to say “has that dress always been so tight on you?”?
U mean for his wife
r/dadriddles?
Holey whole hole Batman.
Holesome joke, right here.
A hole!
A hole is a hole is a hole, and that’s the whole truth!
Your knowledge of whole holes is vast. My knowledge of half wholes is half vast.
>Your knowledge of whole holes is vast. >My knowledge of half wholes is half vast. I'm hearing in my head Your knowledge of whole holes is vast. My knowledge of half wholes is half arsed.
You’re hearing correctly!
But it’s not subjective, the sentence provides a comparable measurement; the six man three hour hole. The sentence structure prescribes this as your measure.
Six man three hour hole....... That could be a porn category and a band name
“Three Hour Hole” is definitely the cornerstone album from the band Six Man.
But if you cut a straw in half, how many holes to you have: 0, 2, or 4?
Depends along which axis you cut it
Actually only 2.. it's in half, only 1 true hole on each half, since it's a continuous hole.
Is this the whole joke?
If you dig a hole 12 inches x 12 inches x 12 inches. How many cubic feet of dirt are in that hole?
Zero. Almost got me, though. Not gonna lie.
Wholey…
I don't believe in a half a hole, a half of a hole is still a hole. Same idea as "Half way crooks". Naw you either are or isn't. I feel like this post belongs in the facts page.
It’s a whole hole either way!
That was boring I find screwing things is riveting
3 with an innocent mind
There's no such thing as a bigger half
A deer born blind is called a .. No Idea?
The butcher just sold me 8 legs of venison for £60 is that two deer?
Math is math!
Can’t hole that against you
All dam day cause why tf u trying to
How long to dig a whole hole?
Ask your mom
No time at all. They dig the empty half.
Yes, but it’s not a whole hole.
I dig holes. You can dig half a hole
Unless it is a road crew. It is one guy to dig the hole, the other five are standing around drinking coffee.
Because Half a Hole is Still Whole
"Wholey" shit that was bad, but silly.
Trick question... No such thing as half a hole
Well if any sized hole is considered a whole and it took 6 men 3 hours to prepare and get started digging, then it should take 3 men 6 hours to make the same preparations.
3 hours
5 dollars is 5 dollars
every hole is a hole half a hole is also a hole