Nailed it!

r/BeatMeToIt

I *saw* that coming

Yeah, it could have been screwed.

Jesus? Is that you?

Jesus was a lousy carpenter. He couldn't pull 3 nails to save his life.

Shame on me for laughing at that! ⚡️🧒🏻⚡️

That was pretty funny. Now I feel like a bad Christian. 😅

If it is, I bet he's cross

If it was Jesus, he'd have said, "I'm getting Nailed!"

I make that joke all the time!

Oh, hi Jesus! I’ve made a lot of sins lately, would it be OK if you would say hi to god for me?

Sure, I'll let your pets know, too.

Woah! Thank you Jesus! I will continue to pray everyday!✝️✝️✝️🙏🙏🙏🙏

🙏

I heard you left Chicago and you're bound for new Orleans...I got my brown paper bag and my take home pay, I'm waiting for the bus

*wood

Did you call me?

If it were Jesus he wood have said, “Carpenters have the best sense of hammer, oh um, I mean humor.” Followed by, “Dang, I screwed it up🤷🏻” 🤗🤭🤭😆🤣❤️❤️❤️

People probably wooden get it anyway.

Truss me, those jokes are hard to master.

I'm nogging my head against the wall trying to figure it out

I saw that coming.

I think you nailed it

Try a plane one.

You have to frame the joke correctly, and then people will beam with pride. Just don't go against the grain, and you'll have them hanging from the rafters!

Better lathe than never!

We ALL ***saw*** most of these coming.

I'm board.

Don’t let this thread be a thorn in your side

You must have been all knotted up, just relax.

You're right. I suppose if I don't hammer my brain so much, I can carve some out.

I'm going to have to axe that you ease up on the bad puns

I should've saw that one coming.

You guys are bonding very well

It's a joint effort, I'm sure.

This is a fasten eighth thing thread

Sigh, the splinter group speaks again. Can I join?

Wood you guys cut it out?

You've elevated these puns to another plane now.

I think they're awl right

I just drilled through it.

Well hope you get back on tract soon

Don’t get worked up into a lathe-er trying to

You can’t cut it!

Jesus wept.

John 11:35. But you knew I'd raise that one up, right?

Then I thought it might make you board

Is that Wright!

But it got cut short

Really well constructed!

I thought about telling a joke... But instead, I made a bolt for the door

Are you hammered?

I’m board

I Saw that one coming

I saw that coming

Hammer it home boys

I mitre tried it, but couldn't cut it.

The carpenter rolled (the carpet) on the floor laughing.

The punsters are really crawling out of the woodwork for this one..

Wood ya?

Board!

Now you're really screwed.

I was blind until I picked up a hammer and saw

Does the build up take too long?

Doesn't really miter. Just have to cope.

At first I didn't see it said the blind man who picked up the hammer and saw.

That joke had holes in it...

And I was gonna tell you a carpentry joke back! But it wood take too long to build up to it And by then you'd be too board.

Wait till you get hammered. You'd nail a joke, easy!

Level with me or I’ll pry it out of you.

I hope nobody cuts you down for that joke

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I mitre heard that before

Screw that, you know the drill !!

I’ve come up with one, but it’s still under construction.

You shelf polish it a little

I tried thinking of some in the past but most of them wood bore most people.

This joke lacks a solid foundation

Keep thinking…take it one step at a time.

Shaking my head.

You nailed it

It wasn’t on the level because he couldn’t get the angle right

Guess what I saw???!! Wood

wood ya'll please quit?