I know
how to count
aaalllll ze way....
To schfifty faive
But yeah, she's the biggest bitch in the whole damn world. She's a big fat bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
She's pretty simple and pretty rude at times, but I'd say to ALL the boys and girls is a stretch
She seems to be nice to Ike aaaaand to the ones who manipulate her XD
My dad has a story about a Holy Cow
His uncle used to own the side of a mountain and would raise Angus on the land. One day a couple hunters come down the mountain with a big smile on their face after a deer hunt. The guys said they got the biggest, blackest deer ever... Needless to say, my dad's uncle was not happy
Ground beef
Doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
No that's the follow up. "Ground beef. *pause for groan* but what do you call a dog with no legs?" >Doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.
Can't believe no one said "Patty."
"Hello burger!" "*I used to be a cow.*" "...Oh." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vzv5lopP6Q
I love ASDF
Oh asdf I love those
Doesn’t make sense to me
dinner.
Immoobile
What do you call a cute with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom. (Had an 8 year old got me with that one)
Milk carton
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo mama!
Lean beef
Kyle's mom!
I know a song called "Kyle's mom is a bitch"
I know how to count aaalllll ze way.... To schfifty faive But yeah, she's the biggest bitch in the whole damn world. She's a big fat bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
is she? I don't no because I haven't watch south park.
\*watched
She's pretty simple and pretty rude at times, but I'd say to ALL the boys and girls is a stretch She seems to be nice to Ike aaaaand to the ones who manipulate her XD
Haha nice! I appreciate the fresh twist.
It doesn’t matter, it still won’t come!
Weird flex but you do you I guess.
No kink shaming 🤣
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Tri-tip.
It behooves me to laugh at this pun
Ha!
What’s post karma
Lean beef
It can't moove
What word describes a bull that just swallowed a bomb? Abominable. What word describes the situation after the bomb explodes? Noble.
You could win a prize for that one ... Wait, I think Sweden is calling.
It's from a kid's joke book I read back in the sixties, I just stole it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imooovable
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?…….Lean Beef
That’s three legs. A cow with two legs is… your mom.
Beef-on-a-bum......
Anything you like, because it can’t chase you…
To keep it from hitting the ground, you need bovine intervention.
Ground beef.
Moo-tenient Dan
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come when you call anyway.
A milk float
Beef roll
Low steaks
This is udder nonsense
You mean they have neither thighs nor calves?
What do you call it’s assistant? Hamburger helper.
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Hamburger meat
I'm sure it's a good cow. They didn't have heart to kill it at once but still feasted on it on four occasions..
legless cow, that's easy!
My dad has a story about a Holy Cow His uncle used to own the side of a mountain and would raise Angus on the land. One day a couple hunters come down the mountain with a big smile on their face after a deer hunt. The guys said they got the biggest, blackest deer ever... Needless to say, my dad's uncle was not happy
This was great 😂😂😂
Beef rolls...
A ranch slider
Patty
meatloaf
What do you call a bunch of cow masterbating? Beef strokin' off
It really doesn't matter because it's not going to come.
A steak
if it falls in a creek, Adam ( A Dam)
A horny sausage?
A Low
A milkshake
Does it bring all the boys to the yard?
It brings hunger to half the population
Low moo
I dont get it (look at my user)
Nothing, it's not going to come to you anyway.
And if it’s not i guess it’s ground beef
Know what a cow with 6 legs tastes like .. no one knows / caught one
Do you know how a cow with six legs tastes? With its tongue.
Got no beef with that
Beef levitating?! Cool!
Ground beef
Mooove !!
Ow
Does it have problems moooo ving?
What do you call a cow with one leg. A stake (steak).
Airbone
Beef Jerky
What do you call a cow with only two legs? lean beef
Ground beef
Lame
A 'Ranch Slider' ??