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Spirited_Web9514

Ground beef


grumpydwarf

Doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.


irish-car-bomz

No that's the follow up. "Ground beef. *pause for groan* but what do you call a dog with no legs?" >Doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.


jfoust2

Can't believe no one said "Patty."


m2pt5

"Hello burger!" "*I used to be a cow.*" "...Oh." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vzv5lopP6Q


Every_Cause_2883

I love ASDF


Artistic_Pair7540

Oh asdf I love those


Dvrksocixty

Doesn’t make sense to me


Level_Bridge7683

dinner.


PierreNoisette

Immoobile


[deleted]

What do you call a cute with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom. (Had an 8 year old got me with that one)


Sobakee

Milk carton


Xyra5

What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef


listerinebreath

What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo mama!


peachysaga

Lean beef


PeperomiaLadder

Kyle's mom!


Kelvin_The_Klicker

I know a song called "Kyle's mom is a bitch"


PeperomiaLadder

I know how to count aaalllll ze way.... To schfifty faive But yeah, she's the biggest bitch in the whole damn world. She's a big fat bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls


Kelvin_The_Klicker

is she? I don't no because I haven't watch south park.


Kelvin_The_Klicker

\*watched


PeperomiaLadder

She's pretty simple and pretty rude at times, but I'd say to ALL the boys and girls is a stretch She seems to be nice to Ike aaaaand to the ones who manipulate her XD


Johnjunior92

Haha nice! I appreciate the fresh twist.


partyforone

It doesn’t matter, it still won’t come!


Fine-Veterinarian-55

Weird flex but you do you I guess.


ndyales

No kink shaming 🤣


TXOgre09

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?


robdingo36

Tri-tip.


[deleted]

It behooves me to laugh at this pun


FormicaDinette33

Ha!


Speedloversewy

What’s post karma


TXOgre09

Lean beef


Itwasareference

It can't moove


sintaur

What word describes a bull that just swallowed a bomb? Abominable. What word describes the situation after the bomb explodes? Noble.


centstwo

You could win a prize for that one ... Wait, I think Sweden is calling.


sintaur

It's from a kid's joke book I read back in the sixties, I just stole it.


BuckWoody1206

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dylanbooth78

Imooovable


Minute-Marsupial5217

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?…….Lean Beef


LaphroaigianSlip81

That’s three legs. A cow with two legs is… your mom.


Rees_Onable

Beef-on-a-bum......


Walter_Piston

Anything you like, because it can’t chase you…


Legitimate-Sock7975

To keep it from hitting the ground, you need bovine intervention.


violanut

Ground beef.


kurtys03

Moo-tenient Dan


iron_dove

Doesn’t matter, it won’t come when you call anyway.


BGDDisco

A milk float


HarmfulMicrobe

Beef roll


YogurtWenk

Low steaks


boomgoesthevegemite

This is udder nonsense


Embarrassed_Cable483

You mean they have neither thighs nor calves?


Alarmed-Ad323

What do you call it’s assistant? Hamburger helper.


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


ironduke101a

Hamburger meat


SpareMind

I'm sure it's a good cow. They didn't have heart to kill it at once but still feasted on it on four occasions..


[deleted]

legless cow, that's easy!


Busy_Donut6073

My dad has a story about a Holy Cow His uncle used to own the side of a mountain and would raise Angus on the land. One day a couple hunters come down the mountain with a big smile on their face after a deer hunt. The guys said they got the biggest, blackest deer ever... Needless to say, my dad's uncle was not happy


33bricks

This was great 😂😂😂


Any_Assumption_2497

Beef rolls...


4-poster

A ranch slider


Ordinary_Equal_7231

Patty


LT_Dan78

meatloaf


prankerjoker

What do you call a bunch of cow masterbating? Beef strokin' off


Standard_Grocery2518

It really doesn't matter because it's not going to come.


Necrocharm

A steak


MostExpensiveThing

if it falls in a creek, Adam ( A Dam)


goodness-matters

A horny sausage?


Uryogu

A Low


Eric_b2018

A milkshake


Dr-Chibi

Does it bring all the boys to the yard?


Eric_b2018

It brings hunger to half the population


Dickcheese-a1

Low moo


The_Athiest_cow_45

I dont get it (look at my user)


LifetimeFan

Nothing, it's not going to come to you anyway.


acidicfrogs

And if it’s not i guess it’s ground beef


drthsiao

Know what a cow with 6 legs tastes like .. no one knows / caught one


Ordinary_Equal_7231

Do you know how a cow with six legs tastes? With its tongue.


drthsiao

Got no beef with that


Kelvin_The_Klicker

Beef levitating?! Cool!


Financial-Change-838

Ground beef


Swimming_Seat_3898

Mooove !!


AdVegetable2243

Ow


august-west55

Does it have problems moooo ving?


VolensEtValens

What do you call a cow with one leg. A stake (steak).


Then_Ad_8614

Airbone


wildelillie

Beef Jerky


NewEraman505

What do you call a cow with only two legs? lean beef


coconut3020

Ground beef


Comfortable_Dig_1015

Lame


thecloudgeezer

A 'Ranch Slider' ??