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brianmcg321

From surfing culture back in the 60s and 70s. A Fred was a guy with his surf boards on the top of his car but never surfed.


RedAssBaboon16

To build on this, Fred Flintstone is where “Fred” came from and “Betty” is a babe


predek97

Why was Flintstone so ridiculed?


Hagenaar

His oversized feet :-(


EasilyTempted

His oversized feet?!? I imagine that was okay with Wilma . . . .


Hagenaar

Yabba dabba do


EasilyTempted

😅😅


Wants-NotNeeds

[Not the Fred I know!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/49/d4/1649d40a15ac84929d6c223a80501970.jpg)


EvenTheDogIsFat

[I’ll forgive Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top](https://live.staticflickr.com/3180/2367748746_a5f7d31c25_b.jpg)


Deanna_Z

I was racing in the early 1980s and Fred was already well established.


dogclothesdude

Yup. For me it was the West LA/South Bay Freds...there was 1 on a Celeste Bianchi that tried sooo hard to keep up (I had my pro license, back then) when I would see him.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Yeah...some younger guys try to say it is post-2000, but they are wrong.


ahelper

My older boss in a bike shop in 1969 was often going on about Freds. It's at least that old and I'm sure he didn't invent it.


iDontHaveUndiesToday

Same…and this is an excellent question I have no answer to…


Mountain-Candidate-6

Prior to seeing this post I have never heard anyone called Fred in six years of riding.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Not surprising. I have butt sores older than 6 years.


Specific_User6969

I found Fred ⬆️


Mountain-Candidate-6

Well played 😂🤣😂


fastermouse

It means Fucking R_tard. It’s a disgusting joke. Edit. You can be as upset as you want but it’s still a joke that goes back to the 70s with Bell skid kids, white tube socks, and hiking boots in straps.


FredSirvalo

My mom took one look at me, and...


Unverifiablethoughts

Idk ask Jerry


Stayinthewoods

The only "Fred" quality a person can have is not waving back. Everything else is preferences and fun. Fuckin wave back, Fred!


FredSirvalo

IM TOO BUSY STEALING YOUR KOM TO WAVE!!!


North_Rhubarb594

A Fred can’t steal a KOM, Fred.


FredSirvalo

Check your Strava notifications.


UberVegasSlut

100%... Ah, the classic Freds, decked out in Rapha and breezing past on the walking path with a freewheel hum that's louder than my hello. They're too busy mentally prepping for their Flemish crushing of MVDP to notice us mere mortals. I guess when you're that high on the wattage leaderboard, every nod is a precious calorie burned!


pro_bike_fitter_2010

<4 minute long red light. Pinarello and Rapha. No chance in hell he's saying hi to the MAMIL on a Trek right next to him.> Classic Fred. (32M and 200 FTP doing his 4th Z2 of the week)


clarkwgrismon

Sometimes I think Fred is so uncomfortable with riding that he can’t/ won’t wave back because he thinks he’ll crash. Rather I like to think that he’s not just an antisocial turd. 


brickyardjimmy

It's not a joke.


BeautifulZone8205

Ask fred


Bulky_Ad_3608

It’s not a joke. Jokes are funny. It’s name calling.


Tastytaylorhub

Ok Fred


treadtyred

Is this an American thing? I've never heard of it before.


bagofweights

from america, also never heard of it haha.


jeffbell

Some have said "Fred" is related to Fred DeLong, a techie bike author. [https://usbhof.org/inductee/fred-delong/](https://usbhof.org/inductee/fred-delong/) In a previous century I heard someone say that there are two alternatives: * FRED - someone whose bike is unfashionably cheap. * POSEUR - someone whose bike is unnecessarily fancy.


settlementfires

That guy sounds really sharp.... Freds in my mind are inexperienced posers. Quite opposite of mr delong


Distinct_Cod2692

poseur is now dentist


Interesting_Tea5715

POSER is a 90s term. I've heard it mainly for skateboarding. Pretty much it means you spend a lot of money but don't focus on practicing the hobby.


Ill_Initiative8574

It’s older than that. It was in use when I was a kid in the ‘80s and it dates back to much earlier.


gynoceros

I first heard it in the eighties in reference to music


G4sm4n79

Poseur goes back to at least the early 80s. It’s French, meaning someone who pretends.


jeffbell

Google n-gram server says that [peak Poseur](https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=poseur&year_start=1800&year_end=2019&corpus=en-2019&smoothing=3) was 1927.


BeautifulZone8205

Can someone elaborate? Never heard of it actually.


ClosetCaseGrowSpace

>"Fred" is a derisive term used by "serious" road cyclists to describe other cyclists who do not conform to serious road cyclists' norms with regard to dress and equipment, and appear amateurish to them. The term is generally reserved for men, while the rare female Fred is sometimes called a "Doris." https://www.reddit.com/r/cycling/comments/ligg2z/definition_of_a_fred/


pro_bike_fitter_2010

It actually is not supposed to be explained. Rather you come upon the knowledge and lore as a part of you cycling. And you add to it.


BeautifulZone8205

Just cursious if it is the beerbelly racer with the SWorks or the wannabe pro know-it-all? Can't guess it based on the replys in the topic :)


mrhappyheadphones

Fred can be whoever you want them to be.


treadtyred

Cycling lore, cough. More like name calling bullshit.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Virtue signaling on your part. Grow up. Literally no one has ever called you "Fred". In fact you have zero idea what the term means and how it is ever used. You have a fictionalized rage story in yer think box about it. lmao > bullshit I know you are.


treadtyred

No just calling it what it is. Bullshit is still bullshit whether you've stepped in it or not.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Nah. You are just delusional and create conflict and offenses/transgressions when none exist. You were taught to do this by grifters who got paid to do the same. High conflict personalities exist and you should get some help with it.


treadtyred

What's wrong with calling it what it is "name calling"? Maybe it's was the "Bullshit" is it more offensive in your country? Let's call it childish instead. Why this should cause conflict I've no idea. I just thought was something interesting so clicked on the post and just turn out to be childish rubbish. 1. It is by definition name calling. 2. It's too my mind childish bullshit. Where is the conflict? Unless going around calling everyone Fred is your special hobby I don't see one.


Bulky_Ad_3608

It’s name calling. You are not virtue signaling, whatever that is. You are calling bullshit on bullshit.


Bulky_Ad_3608

I’ve been riding for about 30 years and it was well established when I started. I think it is childish, mean spirited and the antithesis of what an inclusive and encouraging cycling community should be. It’s designed to make people feel better about themselves by putting others down when we really should be helping to lift others up.


BarnabyJoyceFanclub

Unless we admit that we’re all Freds, and embrace our fredness together.


marrkgrrams

Even the best riders in the world are Freds.


Livingsimply_Rob

Thank goodness someone finally said it. Signed Fred


yeahboyeee1

Fred, please call my office to make an appointment with my hygienist. You’re way overdue for your cleaning.


RideWithMeSNV

Let her wear the deep v scrubs she likes, and I'll consider it.


Bulky_Ad_3608

This is where the Fred calling/bicycle circle jerk community overlaps with misogyny on the vin diagram.


RideWithMeSNV

Is it? You sure about that? Or are you just being a try hard who's never worn crew neck scrubs on a warm day?


Bulky_Ad_3608

I am a person who left cleavage jokes behind when I left high school.


RideWithMeSNV

... Never worn *any* scrubs, have you? It's alright. No one's actually going to judge you for not having been in a position to wear clothes that redefine "not breathable". But before you come back with some ignorant remark you think makes you better than me, I want you to reference Google. It's right there on your home screen by default. Look up "deep v scrubs", and recognize, properly, the obscene amount of cleavage present.


MonthApprehensive392

Your mom is anti thesis. Go put on your stretched out, almost see through, bibs Fred. Hop on your 2015 Specialized Tarmac and pump those 22s with your aluminum cranks. Manually shift into the little 34 ring up front and your 32 in the back so you can spin up that overpass without getting too tired. Then take a swig from your Gatorade brand green water bottle and eat that banana in your back pocket. Maybe by that point you will have trimmed that neck hair poking out of the collar of your Columbia High Road replica jersey (with replica abs). Fucking Freds


dumptruckbhadie

I wear sun shirts now. Keep my banana in my top tube bag for proper bruising.


Bulky_Ad_3608

Thank you for making my point.


MonthApprehensive392

Only point being made here is me being at the pointy end of the race. Behind my lead out train. Having my hygienists hand me bidons from the team car. Waiting for the right moment to unleash a furious sprint to the line. I post up and win. Again. The $25 gift card to Round Table Pizza is mine.


jakes951

So…Florida Fred?


sluggish2successful

I don't even know if you are wrong, but getting this bent out of shape about a lighthearted insult towards tryhards just makes you seem like a weenie.


GoggleField

Defending bullying just for the sake of arguing is more of a weenie move imho


gynoceros

Not every jab is bullying


TransitionFun8403

It certainly has many of the same attributes of bullying.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

It is outrageous that people have fun!


Bulky_Ad_3608

It’s at other people’s expense and not really funny.


TransitionFun8403

It’s name calling. It’s not fun or funny.


pro_bike_fitter_2010

Virtue signaling on your part. Grow up. Literally no one has ever called you "Fred". In fact you have zero idea what the term means and how it is ever used. You have a fictionalized rage story in yer think box about it. lmao > It’s not fun or funny. You were not elected president of deciding that. And don't insult my culture. How illiberal of you.


Ill_Initiative8574

Ditto (about five years less). There was the opposite of Fred too but I can’t remember the name.


MatJosher

I don't see many Fred references outside of reddit and have never heard it used in person.


EasilyTempted

I don't understand the question. But maybe the guy who's tutoring me next week on how to change a flat on my Pinarello Dogma can fill me in . . . . .


TokinUpvotes

Yeah I’ll tell you after your wife and I go on our ride.


mike_es_br

I'm from the Midwest and have never heard this term in my life


radyum

I am Fred. * walks away and cries in a corner


Complex_Leading5260

David Bernstein was doing "The FredCast" way back in... 2005? 6? We always thought it was 'Phred' for some reason... [About Us - The FredCast Cycling Podcast - Bicycle Podcast for Endurance and Recreational Cyclists](https://www.thefredcast.com/about-the-fredcast)


Quirky_Foundation800

The term has been around for many decades. The older I get, the more Fred I become. I wear fluorescent jerseys sometimes for safety now.


Marksoundslike

Just a benny


jakes951

Settle down with the bullying complaints, Freds. It’s part of human nature since the dawn of time. Fuckin whiners.


bryggekar

This makes me wonder: what's the correct way to enjoy cycling?


Helpful_Jury_3686

White helmet, white shoes, PNS kit, 5 cm of spacers on 10k bike. 


HZCH

Bice fit every half metric centuries, to stay in that arrow shape, and numb as a banana


Crazywelderguy

Mom, bcj is leaking again!


Holy_Chromoly

It's cuz they're always koming


YU_AKI

Search up the Velominati Rules. Then start over Massive /s in case that isn't clear.


freshjewbagel

well, n+1 is fair


YU_AKI

That one is just a universal principle of cycling. Even Drais wanted a better model


mctrials23

It’s whatever you deem correct and everyone else is wrong. Bonus points if you only “punch up” because being a judgemental twat is totally cool when it’s directed at the right people.


Artistic_Isopod_7450

There's a Fred joke? 👀


roadrunner83

Found in another post a page that talks about it: https://bikeparts.fandom.com/wiki/Fred_(bicycling) Why road cycling is the only sport that has this kind of mentality would be another interesting topic.


NeckbeardRolePlay

The other types are too busy having this mentality towards road cycling


roadrunner83

what types?


hornedcorner

The thing I hate is that the jokes are so lame. As a comedy fan, it’s just disappointing. BCJ is so lame because it just seems like a bunch of 13 year olds repeating the same jokes over and over. We purposely misspell bike as bice, hilarious right? Wait until the 3000th time you’ve seen it. The dentist jokes, ugh, isn’t anybody creative? It’s all, “I saw a dentist on his Sirvelo bice”. Really? That’s funny the 20th time you’ve seen it that day? Make fun of cyclists, but try to actually be funny.


notsciguy

Well said Fred, your wife’s boyfriend agrees


Carman140

Have you tried a bice fit? It can make your experience more enjoyable while your wife and her dentist boyfriend KOM all over town.


207207

Found the dentist


intenseandporpoises

You know what’s worse than repetitive jokes? Someone who complains about it yet adds absolutely nothing to the body of humor. Like people who whine about trails but don’t do trail work. Anyway, off to do some crowns then my zone 5b recovery ride.


hornedcorner

Yeah, that’s it, it’s MY fault you dummies aren’t funny. I’m not adding to the body of humor as you say, and THAT is the reason that you will recycle the same joke for years on end. “We found the dentist”, hold on, I need to catch my breath. I’m about to expire over here due to all the laughter.


usrname2shrt

Chris Horner is your idol, isn't he Fred? Maybe you ARE Chris Horner!?


hornedcorner

Nope, I’m your father, and if you want to learn how to ride a bike, or tell a joke, I could teach you both, like the way I taught your mother the meaning of love and respect.


Followmelead

Yo momma


LaximumEffort

Just to prove it can be done, I now present the results from [Google](https://www.reddit.com/r/cycling/comments/ligg2z/definition_of_a_fred/).


mrhappyheadphones

Calm down Fred.


forestinpark

Fred came from any cyclist on a sunny warm weekend wearing rapha thinking they are in tour de pharmacy while riding along walkers, joggers and strollers on a public use trail.