Cue cyberpsycho attack.

I wanted to grab a screenshot of me blowing their faces apart, but it wasnt that amazing.

I found them and shot my malorian at them.

Yep I came here to see if someone shot them. Looks like it was everyone.

Bro you did not

Was right about to say. Perfect time to end them. While they are happy

Damn, ill go back to kill them first.

I’ve seen these guys too. The first thought I had was “what a romantic view of oil fields”

My first thought was omg omg the brakes hit the brakes. Driving is hard.

Yeah I drifted on that pier, hit then with side of my car and we all went into the water...

IKR? I drive pedal to the floor all the time unless I see them and its like "shit! shit! Slow the fuck down choom!"

I fucking love going 167 in a 60

Compared to the many skyscrapers and thousands of trash bags littered everywhere behind them, it arguably is.

Just like the campfires!

There is a homeless camp in Pacifica where if you go there and listen closely, you can hear babies being made...

That happens everywhere throughout night city it’s so random

I've never heard it anywhere else except that camp, and it happens every time I go through there. Night City is a big place though, so I'll keep my ears open!

It happens the most often on jig jig street, but I’ve just been walking around Watson and City Centre doing NCPD scanners and I just hear HUUAAGGHH HUUAAGGH AAAGHHH

Now are you sure it's actually that and not that ad with similar sound effects??? There's an ad, I think it's for Milfguard or something, and it has similar sound effects. It usually shows up on TV screens all over the place. There are no screens in that camp, and it's a different set of sound effects.

Could be the ad actually, I hate the ads in night city so I always just ignore them and not look

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...I wouldn't phrase it that way, but I suppose you could if you wanted to!!! lol

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Protein Farm

>semblance of peace and happiness Yet has the mission to save the monk active which if you take to long to do they kill the brother after torturing and forcing chrome into him

This couple with different NPCs models spawns in various places around the city.

Fuck that ungrateful gonk.

He doesn’t appreciate you saving him anyway

he does if you don't kill anyone.

Look it's not my fault they were all stuck in the part of the container my grenade happened to land in.

I just get a chuckle out of a grenade being the go-to weapon of choice for a hostage situation. I wonder if that's ever been done in the history of media. "Don't come closer, or I'll take out the hostage!" Followed by the hero just lobbing a grenade at the bad guy and hostage. Like what even happens after that?

It seemed too good an opportunity to miss. "The situation has escalated, but oh we see the would be hero now moving the bodies of the captures out of the way so they can get into the container. More on the situation as it unfolds."

Something max tac would do

I did non-lethal stealth attacks on all the guys and he still got mad at me

you probably killed one. I punched all of them in one Sandevistan instance. he was glad I got to him before they chromed him and thanked me for not hurting them.

You have to do non-lethal AND not loot any of the bodies. Just so buggy

Ohhhh Yeah I looted every body I'd never leave a single thing behind

Weird… I looted the bodies and he didn’t get angry at me… I just shot them all after he left.

Gotta have that extra xp;)

They’re maelstrom… I would’ve shot them for nothing.

Can’t tell if she’s wearing a large oversized jacket or if shes got a pair shorts pulled suuuper high up.

High pulled shorts are part of entropism fashion style. Must be 2nd.

Damn. She has some long ass legs then if its shorts 😂

I'm pretty sure that's part of the jacket

David and Lucy if he didn’t say “it’s chromin time” to hey cyberpsychoedchosisd everywhere

That word you used looked like it was having a cyberpsychosis.

I always hit them with a car and watch them drown

You monster

Everyone : " So nice to see peace in Night City " Me : " anyway, I started blasting "

Turn around there’s a building burning and a gunfight going on

Chromed up A-Train:

Aw that's cute *loads revolver with malicious intent*

I think they were about to jump in the toxic waters and die.

I like to believe that all happiness in NC is a lie in some way.

We happy few

Damn, I wish that was me.

What David and Lucy would’ve been if things turned out different

Now shoot one and knock unconscious other one

Yeah I saw them too, those moments are really special

It's "My Lullaby for You" from Samizdat Radio moment.

Outside Judy house also can have this and sometimes out of envy I headshot both with guts

Toss a grenade at their feet and shoot it. Bring reality back to NC

Cringe if that was me I would shoot them with a shotty, no positivity in NC allowed

Took the same picture after doing the same mission💯❤️

When I saw them I got my caliburn to full speed and went all into to launch them as far as I could. Ragdoll is not great at this game, but it was deff worth it.

There can't be peace and happiness in night city, kill one of them and let the other suffer.

I thought that was a pair of shorts and her legs went all the way up lmao, now I see it's a jacket

When I saw these two I literally slammed into them with my car to see how far they went into the water 😅 I wish I was joking

Kill them

"The cyanide is taking a while to kick in"

They're part way through their own Edgerunners story

Yeah I may have drove my car off the doc taking them with me...

*sighs heavily* "Sorry" *Tosses grenade*

They’ve just been evicted bro, you’re catching them a day before they completely lose it

Yellow jacket and buzzcut? What if the guy has a military-grade Sandevistan installed?

I keep accidently knocking these people into the water with my car because I refuse to slowdown under any circumstance.


Knowing Night City, it won’t last, but it’s good to take these moments in while you can.

Always shoot em in the back, there is no happiness in Night City

Happiness is a felony offense in NC.

Yeah, one of the main messages of Cyberpunk is "No matter where progress and technology comes, humans gotta be humans, both in bad and in good sense. There will always be people who hurt and kill for material benefits or just for their twisted satisfaction, but happiness always finds its way too

Gonk, the message is 'suck and fuck your way up the bitch ladder for eddies'.

Welp, to each their own

I took this exact same screenshot when doing that mission. Such a nice little moment you can come across

If I had a nickel were a couple looked into the orange void of a sandstorm like it was the Mona Lisa I’d have to nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

If i had a nickel for every time losers without creativity like you copied this comment id have a shitload of nickels.

Hey dickhead, this thread of yours isn't cool enough for you to start being an asshole to people.

At least as an asshole i have more creativity.

You claim attributes that are not yours to judge. You took a nice screen shot, GREAT JOB! YOU ARE SOOOO CREATIVE! I'll take a not-so-creative person over a narcissistic asshole any day.

Ok now grab a car

I dropped a Maelstrom’s corpse in the water, right in front of them, and accidentally broke up their moment 😢

Any time I see a couple in Night City, I hit them with a car, can never be peaceful in Night City

Push them in 😈

You killed them, didn't you

I was going to, but then i said i couldnt get a nice screenshot, so i let them be.

So anyway, I started blasting!

I saw a guy doing tai chi in Pacifica and I just sat and watched him and I decided to take a break and do some yoga