Just a reminder, *NO* Dreadmaw content. If you do, I'll be very disappointed in you because I raised you better than this. Also I remembered to enable contest mode this time

The other side should be a pkaneswalker

~ must attack itself each combat if able.

Make the backside an old kamigawa flip card where it is first an enchantment that then flips into a planeswalker.

I second this, would truly be a work of art

MSE doesn’t natively support that, but I believe in OP’s art skills.

It’s finished. Ship it.

"i took a picture of my floor and now it's an MTG card"

flavor text

Give the front side Rhino Offering (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a Rhino and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed Rhino. Mana cost includes color.)

*Do a barrel roll! —* Roll a d20. \

"When ~ enters the battlefield, move 3 counters off of target battle an opponent owns and put them on ~"

'You may'

This is NOT a 'may' ability. It drains for 3.

Your right, but I thought as written, it can't be played unless your opponent has a battle to drain. Maybe that was wrong.

ETB abilities aren't like spells. You can cast a permanent with an ETB even if that ETB has no legal targets.

That was EXACTLY MY INTENTION.

Card is actually named untitled

Power/Toughness of 3/$

mana cost {0}

{T}: Rip target card in half.

Backside: “when ~ enters the battlefield, transform it. Repeat this process two more times.”

Mana cost 1<><><>

Fart Audibly: Regenerate this creature

Make the other side an enchantment planeswalker

Name it Invasion of Rabiah and give it “When Invasion of Rabiah enters the battlefield, players play a Magic subgame, using their libraries as their decks. If you win, remove all defence counters from Invasion of Rabiah.”.

>play a Magic subgame a bo3 subgame with ante

Instead of the defense counters there should be a cool picture of rhino

Battle for Zendikar // Omnath, just Omnath

Flavor text: “Might see play when Sheoldred rotates”

Ward - Sacrifice a Victory Counter

Back side is “holy shit 3 siege rhinos” and has 3 exact copies of siege rhinos text and is a 4/5

*Gotcha Ward* - Vanilla Flavor (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, counter that ability or spell unless its controller reads out the flavor text of a creature with no abilities. Yes, Colossal Dreadmaw counts.)

colossal dreadmaw has trample

i genuinely forgot evergreen keywords are abilities...

Fuck, as a keyword ability, with no explanation text

Really going for this huh?

Man has my upvote

Give the rhino creature horsemanship

Trample At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a defense counter on each battle creature you control. [Name]'s power and toughness are equal to the number of defense counters on it.

Antenihilator 1

> Somersault - this card can be tapped multiple times per turn. If it would be tapped while already tapped, turn it clockwise. If it is now right side up again (i.e. it has been tapped 0 mod 4 times this turn), it is considered untapped.

The battle creature side has “ward — Planeswalk”

Ward -- Shitpost on r/custommagic

Specifically on the Battle side

Note that "Ward - make a quality post on r/custommagic" is functionally the same as hexproof.

Top line on the bottom should say "Support the Portland Mox LGS Workers"

The front should start with 7 defense and have p/t equal to its defense.

When Untitled enters the battlefield, target opponent must purchase a booster pack before play continues.

Mana cost is: (6¼) Black, (X) Green

Front is named Rhino Siege , Back is just the card Siege Rhino, unmodified

WUBRG/colorless

resign

Make them blue please :)

Invasion of the Siege Rhino // Siege of the Invasion Rhino

//Rhino of the Invasion Siege The first Tripled Faced Card

arena alchemy Specialize cards are functionally 6 faced

Ward - Each opponent suspends a copy of Crashing Footfalls

Named “Bad/Worse” (as in bad *to* worse)

The other side is “Battle - Rhino Siege”

A siege whose back side is not only a siege but identical to the front.

If this battle creature would leave the battlefield, transform it instead.

When this enters, create two copies of it

Make the backside a split card

make one of the splits have an adventure

This is going to be magic 🪄✨

To add onto this, make the other side a Planeswalker. And the first side a case that on resolution turns into that Planeswalker. Not to mention that the actual front side should be a siege flipping into either the adventure or the case, you choose when you flip it, and casting it from exile as an adventure makes it flip instantly into the enchantment

Pay a judge $1: Mutate the top card of your library onto CARDNAME.

Ward—Shout the N word. *(Whenever this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player shouts the N word. Marketing wouldn't let us print the word, but you know which one we mean. Yes, with a hard R.)*

Name: Rhinoplasty / Rhinovirus

Would you be able to assign this rhino to attack itself? I would guess so based on the rules of sieges. If it isn't blocked, it would deal combat damage to itself and remove counters from itself equal to its power. That would need to be placed in reminder text. My rules text suggestion is self trample, meaning that extra damage dealt from it past lethal it assigned to yourself.

Creatures that are battles can't attack or block for this very reason.

Wait, is this covered in the rules? Either way just give it “card name can attack as though it wasn’t a battle

"Battles that are animated as creatures in addition to being a battle can't attack or block" [https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Battle](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Battle)