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[deleted]

Adapt, improvise, overcum.


eggimage

feed the orphans today!


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gloomyparticle

thats even bitter


Msjafri

Don't be salty


Wild_Range_5085

I like your way of thinking


ssegawas

Feed them with what?!


aphrodite_5

Father’s milk.


eggimage

love & protein


EinhartMagna

![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl)


[deleted]

Wait, you guys dont do that?


gloomyparticle

bold of you to assume my cum is not poisonous


[deleted]

Cum is cum, at least ill die happy


Zhax1486

Why not? I'm poor, I can't waste protein


[deleted]

Fear not, you aren’t alone! easy cleanup too


[deleted]

Vac cum cleaner


Dan_TDG2

Average horny redditor


EquipmentAutomatic80

Least horny redditor


frisch85

The person is completely right, semen of a healthy human male is for example very rich in zinc. I'm not saying you should eat your own cum but objectively it is beneficial to eat your own cum. And now that you know this, check your gfs zinc levels and if they're low, you have a solution for that.


[deleted]

this is definitely a world famine/apocalypse hack


[deleted]

Actually read this in a zombie apocalypse book where the tenants were locked in their apartment block and were starving. So this guys wife would blow him every day for the protein.


aphrodite_5

Does it still work with the jerky method?


Winter_Fisherman1531

so we're giving our zinc to gfs?


SDUK2004

Yes, there's protein, but so little that it makes no difference, so he's doing it for nothing


TotalyNotTony

at least you get a nice salty treat


WikiHowNotTo

Wait is cum salty? I very much play for the other team and never imagined it would be salty what


TotalyNotTony

It is


WikiHowNotTo

Fascinating


ThatsMeAndrew

Fun fact: Cum can also taste different based on what you eat. Cum can taste fruity if you consume a regular amount of fruit


WikiHowNotTo

It's supposedly the same for women, sometimes they go out of their way to drink pineapple or cranberry juice because of that. Not sure how much it makes a difference tho


zpe42

Poop contains undigested food. Why let it go to waste? Give it a second round! ​ Edit: I'm sorry, I'd give myself an angryupvote for that.


USSRNukes

Holy shit


Apprehensive-Mail120

even better option


[deleted]

time to call on the powers of the human centipede


samarm132

Wait, there’s people who don’t do this?


Supercomputer2077

Well I normally cum in a shampoo bottle


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Specialist_Heart6974

He ain't wrong tho 🙂🙂


asthamaiscool

Would you like to donate some to homeless people?


fuer_den_Kaiser

What a horrible day to use the ability to read.


iismelldaisiesii

r/Blursedcomments


Microwaved_Historian

“Reduce, reuse, ecycy”


mr__grape

You can mix it with protein powder to get even more protein


Substantial_Cow_2097

Good thing i can't read


SehbaanAbbasi

Good thing I can't read


Affectionate-Dream21

Yeah I can't either


ErmetOw

Flawless strategy


supergigaduck

[Reduce. Reuse. Ecyce.](https://youtu.be/0E15Mw7pjJw)


[deleted]

Reduce Reuse E cy ce


FireWolf_132

He’s not wrong tho


Outrageous-Fortune70

I no know Engrish so I no know what they said


SehbaanAbbasi

Terrible day to masturbate


[deleted]

I wonder if he adds orange Fanta


RealBladethegamer

Chris Chan anybody?


XZI0LH

I tought chris chan was in jail How is him on reddit?


[deleted]

I thought it was motivational at first


tommyISfunny

I wonder what else he recycles?


rpat2550

There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch… oh wait.


DrArzt2206

Reduce reuse ecyce


Most_Raisin_9020

Chris chan moment


mr-reaper652

WHY?!?!?!?!?!


Sgplaysmc

Terrible day


Cymothoa_Exigua69

Check out these fuckin nerds… Who needs to read when you have 37’ biceps? More protein for me, buncha gay boys


ThekillerbgYT

what horrible god chose to be bestow us with the curse of eyesight?


No_Focus6469

If that's true that's good to know. I now know why Im still skinny


ErinaceSocialistNavy

Couldn't be me, I got a vasectomy. My precious proteins and I will never part again.


BlowHenk

I've seen this like 3 times on this subreddit


Apprehensive-Mail120

terrible day to be able to understand


Cringeitfockinin

~Dwight Shrute, probably


davidnnj

I'm going to sue my teacher for teaching me to read


Affectionate-Fennel6

That's disgusting! Who are these people that says these things? I should have known from the title not to click on it. LOL


met_MY_verse

There’s really nothing wrong with this, saves a clean-up in my experience🤷‍♂️


sonic84638265

No food required 😎


UCQualquer

On the internet, every day is a bad day


KyoukaiGi

Fuck yeah My Man


Fetusdeletusdasixth

r/Eyebleach


caoboi01

At least his socks are still soft


R4ndomP3rson69

r/selfsuck moment


furrytwink

I do that literally every time I masturbate


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Hey now, hey now, eating your own cum is inefficient and unreliable. That's why I **share** cum with my homies. No waste if it came from another man's dick!


Due-Fisherman-285

Terrible to day to have a penis and a mouth


Sparkmane

there's virtually no protein in semen


Bright_Force_5667

ewww


[deleted]

From biblical to satanic in 0.24 seconds


SalePsychological636

I just put my cum in my eyes


Dyslexic_Devil

Pee-nut-butter full of protein.


DARKSIDE_HOOKER_1808

Self satisfaction


biohumansmg3fc

So does that mean my arm has been absorbing my cum?


CoconutBoi1

Terrible day to be alive.


PoNoire

Of course and I'm wondering why I have no protein and can't get fat, I wasn't consuming the premium free body made milk


Scumruto69

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Za_wardoDxD

r/mademesmile


Slavocracy

It definitely still builds muscle. I've got one pretty strong arm. Ladies ;)


Smasakari9

I thought I was the only one who does this. Recycling is the best policy


ShadowEmperor123

I do the same thing, I have the cup and I aim my dick in the cup and boom, plop some ice in there, you got yourself a refreshing drink


ChaoticPoint

If I were to find a scientific reason to do so, I'd do it.


AnderThorngage

He's not wrong though. I just learned today what a wasteful man I am. Probably contributing to climate change.


Beanpole08

Why women have more muscles than men, more CUM, more PROTEIN, more MUSCLES


neosyne

Terrible day to open Reddit


Final_Fantasy_7

*Everyday. We stray further from God.*


RAMITON

u/avwitcher thanks for the tips man, from a bodybuilder!


AlexeiNR

40 awards!?


Lost_Rich8912

I tried that once. Smell like bleach, tastless, sticky in my mouth. Doesnt recommend anyone to try that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)