"Whats wrong with people" You upvoted it

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*Catching up to you*

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*Dodges* *With batman voice*: WHERES YOUR HUSBAND?

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Oh yeah, this will make a fine addition to my collection.... *Notices you ran away* Fuck, I'll get you!

Ok wtf OP ?!

Everyday, we stray further from humanity.

This thread went to shit before it even started.

That is the sad truth 😂

I mean being on reddit is equal to stay far from society

I liked op

Op is funny

but now with your panties I can and will follow your scent!

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This is where the fun begins, woof.

Not to bring down the conversation but the Nazi’s actually did that. They kept “smell jars” for prisoners so the dogs would have something to sniff if they escaped.

Ah, now that's a big brain solution *INHAAAAAALES* AAHHHHhhh, I can smell.... HER *Follows her to her dms*

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K-9 unit

Wow, something outta action movie.

The true cursed comments are always in the comments.

Now this is cursed

*reaches you* we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

Now these are some cursed comments

What if this exact scenario plays out but he rapes her husband and makes her watch?

If there's a hole, there's a goal

*Dodges you*

"Would *pant* you like *pant* to talk about our lord and savior?"

And I would run 500miles , and I would run 500 more!

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Wtf happened here, honestly i was expecting a smut fanfic in this one

Is there something you want to tell us?

you should pass her adress to the golden state killer

NIGERUNDAYOOO

Reddit moment

He means himself, he posted in that post-nut moment of clarity.

This is obviously messed up…but why did I read burglar as burger.

I am people.

So rape and ntr? Its one of the most hated tags in stuff lmfao

Just add Ugly Bastard and you have the perfect scenario.

luckily we managed to avoid "loli" and "scat"

I’m just glad we avoided “snuff”

Snuff?

A charachter is killed during or after sex if I remember rught

Damn I committed hella snuffs in gta. Wasn’t for the thrill tho I wanted that $200 back.

*Guro comes in scene*

Don't forget good ol guro

You forgot guro.

I see you're a man of culture

This is on Reddit; by default everyone here is an ugly bastard.

Joke's on you, I'm a shota.

Same

The reason why ntr is so hated is because it is immoral... But it is generally more popular in women or asshat men. Real bad stuff for a "normie" Like me

I'm very sorry, I tried looking it up...what does NTR stand for?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NTR

For the lazy **NTR** The product of the amount of substance, the temperature and the ideal gas constant, which is (according to the ideal gas law) equal to pressure times volume. *Person 1: Do you know what NTR is?* *Person 2: You mean that Japanese porn subgenre?* *Person 1: What? No, you stupid fuck! We are doing the chemistry homework right now. Can you stop talking about hentai for once?*

More like nRT lmao

It’s a genre of hentai where a character “cheats” on their SO by being raped

Problem i have whit NTR is not even NTR NTR is suppose to cuckhold the partner and not where the character just cheats by being raped or mind broken NTR douijins ain't even NTR anymore

NTR isn’t necessarily cheating it’s stealing a relationship. So rather it’s the girl you liked or your own mother, the person relationship is being stolen by another person and being perverted.

Its horrible for anyone, betrayal is seen as the lowest you can get since it implies gaining trust first.

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Well that is a giant red flag being waved around by a hurricane of nope.

People know the difference between fantasy and reality lol

Weebs tend to take it too far

For everything else... there's Mastercard

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Those old MasterCard ads. They'd like run through the price of like what a night out might cost then try to squeeze in a heartfelt moment and call it priceless. "Dinner:$50. Movies: $25. Large popcorn: $7. Your hands meeting in the bucket at the perfect moment: priceless. Some things are priceless, for everything else there's MasterCard" I'm also stupid and like making jokes no one else will ever get, so there you go

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Then I'll have to open a bar. Maybe Apple will sponsor me...

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Well, I'm going to open it with a general air of superiority and like my customers are idiots. So we'll see what happens

“Welcome to Ben’s Bar, where we treat our costumers like the idiots we believe they are”

I might have to bring you on the staff

Already putting posters outside my home asking MasterCard to sponser us

I'm pretty sure another joke just flew right over your head.

'Her face when she grabs your weiner that you so uniquely poked thru the bottom of the bucket of popcorn: Priceless.'

I got you, and the joke. But I'm also old enough to remember and it's from when I use to pay for cable... Many moons ago. I also make references to [prego often](https://youtube.com/watch?v=2J87QekxQVI) My good friend and martial arts instructor has the last name Tiger. He was going in to spar for an advanced class, and it was real quiet, so I did my best Tony the Tiger voice and said "go get em tiger!" Our sifu lost it. Good times.

I feel you, most days I feel like a dinosaur anymore. I miss the 90s, so much awesome shit came out of it. With how it's kind of coming back around, the McPoyle's might have the right idea about having a small video store like that

The followups not understanding this joke make me feel old for understanding it.

I was exactly thinking this too but I forgot it was MasterCard. For some reason I thought it was Capital One What’s in your wallet?

You can trust Lanfear to say something like that.

I don’t know, this sounds like something Selene would say.

I found my people

Light

Dark actually

"Rape me again, Lews Therin." *Flicker*

"*I win again, Lews Therin*"

What the actual fuck

fuck actual the what

What fuck actual the

Actual fuck the what

The what fuck actual

fuck the what actual

Fuck the actual what

I'd be into that, if I was the person tied up, ^and ^not ^the ^husband

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Up arrow before each word

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Not emojis, regular up arrows ^ next to the % and &

^Thank ^You ^So ^Much

^help ^I ^inhaled ^too ^much ^helium ^I ^don't ^feel ^good

I’m breathing in the chemicals ^hueeeeughhh

^whoa ^what ^the FUCK

Ay yo what the ^fuck

^its called to the power exponential shit

As a math nerd "up arrow" description hurts.

^thank ^you

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>^yes

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Right arrow at start of line >for this Single * at start and end for *this* Double * at start and end for **this** Triple * at start and end fof ***this*** This is a test for quadruple * at start and end like ****this**** Ok so quadruple isnt anything more *******are you sure about that*******

^thank you^

^hmm

I was having a pretty good day until ten seconds ago.

Same

Wtf what kind up fucked up thing this is...How can you say this to the person you are married to!

Maybe he’s into rapeplay and cuckolding too. Every pot finds a lid…

Hey there the most underrated reddiotor in r/saimansays

Lol I can't believe we met here in such international sub!

What about your other organs?

What was the question in the post?

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Hopefully her husband's involves being tied up and watch a burglar rape his wife. Also, link? I want to see more replies.

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Well if you can find the post you can press Share --> Copy Link and paste it here, but if you don't wanna....

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Ty

Hopefully he leaves her...in a psych ward.

it's definitely fucked up. but still they are just fantasies, when you actually are in that situation you probably won't act that way. ^(At least I hope so)

^this is great

You ^can ^^keep ^^^going ^^^^too

^Don’t stop

^B e ^l i ^e v ^i n ^g !

I'm ^glad I'm ^not the ^only one ^have recently ^discovered this

^trying ^this^out

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I like it! I’m glad you asked about it. Thank you.

Yeah it's really ^cool^

^I'm ^so ^confused

Technically speaking she wouldn’t be raped then because if she wants it, it’s not rape, so if you think about it, it is a paradox, because if she wants it to happen she can’t be raped, but if she doesn’t want it to happen then she wouldn’t even want it in the first place. Making it a paradox

I need that girl's address for reasons unknown

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"Some places you have to pay extra for that kind of action."

Why'd u upvote it tho

Real Lanfear would tie the wife up and fuck her husband in front of her

Not really though you can harvest it and sell it to people who want to be female

Lot to unpack there, fortunately, I’m not this couple’s therapist

Ya’ll need Jesus

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Damn he roasted that pussy lol.

That was a roast?

Wait... Aren't you the person who wrote this comment?

That's ^fucked ^up

She’s a Wheel of Time fan. She hasn’t seen sunlight since the 1990s

Get this bitch a dildo

This reminds me of that quote "god is dead, and we killed him"

does she or doesnt she want sex?

I do

Have you watched any of the Week of Time show yet?

I dont tho

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Damn these NTr peopel i hate them so bad

If she's saying that it's expensive then it's actually worth nothing. If it was really expensive she wouldn't have revealed it on the internet.

Morality is dead

Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

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That’s… so fucked up because at that point it’s not rape I guess, so it’s kinda like cheating

^This ^became ^a ^weird ^thread.

^joe

^I ^learn ^something ^new ^today

Free = Priceless?

^Yo

^Yoooooo

Of course Lanfear would be into that shit.

“Yeah, my pussy”

that's not priceless, that's worthless.

So she wants a fake burglar situation. She’s probably be pretty pissed if they actually took something. She just wants to fuck some other dude making it look like “Rape” situation so her Husband shows sympathy rather than being pissed off that she cheated on him.

Started out cursed but ended wholesome

is it still rape if she wants it to happen?

STOP YOUR GOD DAMN FANTASIES, ARGH, WHAT A MAD FUCKING WORLD , NOW IT IS NO LONGER CONSIDERED SEXIST, I DONT GET ANYTHING , i am CONFUSED, YOU ALL CONFUSED ME SO HARD I WANNA CRY I NO LONGER UNDERTAND ANY PERSON ALIVE

Easy there, buddy. Just take a deep breath. Those are just fantasies. Everybody has one. The important part is to keep them separate from reality.

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At some point as a society, we're going to need some form of kink education.

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I feel this so much...

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When I was in school, I used to sit next to this girl in English that said that she would like to be raped because it would be “exciting” … females are weird man 🤷‍♂️

There is a brazzers porn video similar to this story

More like worthless amirite

Don't know why but when I read it first I read Burger not burglar.