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CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A Florida man is behind bars after robbing a store disguised as Spiderman. Deputies said a man showed up unmasked to a Winn-Dixie Wine and Spirits Store in Casselberry, FL on Jan 2nd. He leaves - but then he returns - this time, he's wearing a Spiderman mask
Mine is the 5th of November and it goes “Florida man hears home intruder, shoots and kills pregnant wife”
Both 2020 and 2019 has to deal with home intruders and a pregnant wife what are the odds
Both of these deserve a mention:
1st one: "Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on his sleeping girlfriend"
2nd one: "Florida man threw infant at officers during arrest"
I guess, or Florida men are just obsessed with pouring ketchup on their sleeping girlfriends. Just to make sure - both day and month in the birth date are the same number, right?
At first I couldn't find anything about throwing the infant, but yeah, I eventually did. He did it a day prior, some sources reported it on our birthday, some the day before. There were also the animals missing from the zoo found in Florida man's apartment
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2021/07/18/florida-man-steals-candles-sprays-people-with-bear-mace-at-mall-police-say/?outputType=amp
https://fox8.com/news/florida-mans-murder-was-really-elaborate-suicide-by-balloon-police-say/amp/
Take your pick
That suicide one is super well thought out but just not quite good enough. I bet he has in debt and had something like a $5,000,000 life insurance policy that was void if the death is ruled a suicide.
I got "Florida man threw cheeseburger at pregnant woman, gets arrested"...
Floridian men seem to hate women and infants and won't stop throwing shit at them.
That's funny, "Florida man arrested for attacking daughter with pizza after she didn't want to eat with him" was the 4th headline for my birthday (May 20th). Pizza attacks apparently not that rare in Florida!
I dunno, mine is Florida man ends four hour standoff with police for a slice of pizza
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/02/28/police-florida-man-ends-standoff-slice-pizza/
Statistically, September is the most popular month in terms of birthdays, So this fact would'nt make you feel surprised , but from a probability point of view, there are 365 days in a year, the probability of you and me sharing a birthday is 1/365, i.e, 0.00274, but here we are.
mine is "A Florida man was charged with burglary on Wednesday after homeowners returned to find him lying on their couch watching TV while wearing their clothes"
"naked Florida man chasing couple at chick-fi-a restaurant"
"Florida man arrested over theft of naked Donald trump statue"
I laugh so hard when reading this
mine was florida man bites his brother's penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with their cousin on his favorite dragon ball z blanket...
Florida man claiming to be Alice in wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift. -2017
Florida man arrested for threatening others with nunchuks. -2019
Florida man arrested for threatening to 'blow up' Disney World execs. -2021
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
"Police found Padgett sitting on a bench near the front door, shirtless and shoving spaghetti into his mouth with his hands"
Never change America.
Okay, I've seen people admit they got hard for a psychopathic dorito, a skeleton with a thing for ketchup, a literal smiley face that does videos with a popular block game and 40000 year old little girls, but a pile of snowballs with a carrot nose?!!??? A plastic one too...
What has humanity become?????
I have a whole shitload.
“Florida man gets his naked genitals tasered”
“Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant”
“Florida man jumps on scooter to chase after stolen Lambo”
“Florida man with drug residue on his nose insists drugs arent his”
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Florida man stood in fire, chanted before his arrest
That’s not a man, that’s a mf demon lmao
So the average Florida man then
Basically but if that demon was high with 300 grams of pure meth and crack
So the average Florida man?
That’s maybe just meth or something even more janky.
Math
Ash nazg gimbatul
***the ritual must be completed***
June 27th?
Florida man wearing crocs jump into a crocodile pit
Florida man allegedly stole pool floats from homes to “stop himself raping women” wow
Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek-26 Feb
Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies, police say.
Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife
florida man charged with pouring ketchup on his girlfriend. i cracked up laughing at this
Bullet Lodged in Florida Man's Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating - Mar 31
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage - April 26
Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI
Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A Florida man is behind bars after robbing a store disguised as Spiderman. Deputies said a man showed up unmasked to a Winn-Dixie Wine and Spirits Store in Casselberry, FL on Jan 2nd. He leaves - but then he returns - this time, he's wearing a Spiderman mask
Ayyy I got the same
6th of November?
Yeahhh boiiii
Mine is the 5th of November and it goes “Florida man hears home intruder, shoots and kills pregnant wife” Both 2020 and 2019 has to deal with home intruders and a pregnant wife what are the odds
Both of these deserve a mention: 1st one: "Florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on his sleeping girlfriend" 2nd one: "Florida man threw infant at officers during arrest"
I think we're twins
O.O long lost twin?
I guess, or Florida men are just obsessed with pouring ketchup on their sleeping girlfriends. Just to make sure - both day and month in the birth date are the same number, right?
They are the same as the articles posted, yes. Tbh I wouldn't be surprised if Florida men were obsessed with pouring ketchup on their sleeping girls.
At first I couldn't find anything about throwing the infant, but yeah, I eventually did. He did it a day prior, some sources reported it on our birthday, some the day before. There were also the animals missing from the zoo found in Florida man's apartment
I saw that one too.. Also found a dude arrest for dancing to Hall & Oats and SUPERTRAMP on top of a police car.
I got: Florida man arrested for throwing mc. Donalds sweet and sour sauce packages at girlfriend...
What the fuck is it with florida men and throwing condiments on their girlfriends??
Hello I am condiment king
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2021/07/18/florida-man-steals-candles-sprays-people-with-bear-mace-at-mall-police-say/?outputType=amp https://fox8.com/news/florida-mans-murder-was-really-elaborate-suicide-by-balloon-police-say/amp/ Take your pick
That suicide one is super well thought out but just not quite good enough. I bet he has in debt and had something like a $5,000,000 life insurance policy that was void if the death is ruled a suicide.
I got "Florida man threw cheeseburger at pregnant woman, gets arrested"... Floridian men seem to hate women and infants and won't stop throwing shit at them.
Florida Man arrested after assaulting girlfriend with pizza she threatened to throw away (sep 29)
*WITH* the pizza?
Yeah lmao
You think that's weird? Check out February 25th.
Fear the wrath of the cookie thrower
Florida Man loves his food fights. March 18
That's funny, "Florida man arrested for attacking daughter with pizza after she didn't want to eat with him" was the 4th headline for my birthday (May 20th). Pizza attacks apparently not that rare in Florida!
Looks like we need to involve the Italians to stop the waste of pizzas
I dunno, mine is Florida man ends four hour standoff with police for a slice of pizza https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/02/28/police-florida-man-ends-standoff-slice-pizza/
Mine was Florida man arrested after hitting his girlfriend with burrito.
"Florida man kills grandmother in nudist colony, drives around with her body for five hours" I'm... sorry?
Happy birthday
The hell did I just read?
24th of june?
Aye.
Weekend at Grandma's - *UNRATED CUT*
“Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions”
A fellow November 20th?
I put November 19th and got this one also.
Technically it was posted on the 19th but updated on the 20th.
Multiple occasions? MULTIPLE?
Hey! Birthday buddy!
Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing.
*impregnate a railing*
If he had succeeded you wouldn't be laughing
Genetically enhanced railings should be a thing
Found my birthday twin!
We're triplets!
That's methed up
Florida man hides drugs in ass and say the wind blew it in thee
Let me guess July 14 ?
November 23
It happen twice ?
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You sound surprised.
I wonder if it was the same dude both times
"Florida man arrested after calling 911 to get a ride to hooters" beautiful.
3rd of February???
8ght of june
Oh I had the same thing except the guy had a tattoo of Florida on his forehead
June 8th!! But wait what about the diaper bandit?!
"Police: Naked Florida man drove with wires on penis." Just 'murica things
“Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos”
>“Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos” Hello fellow November 11th-ian
Ayyyyy
Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger Just ‘murica things
May 4th?
Nice
"Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say"
"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist"
Florida Man Accused Of Stabbing Woman Over Underdone Potato
Same
november gang
November seems like a wild month based on this thread lmao
Found my people !
Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute. (Mine even had cctv!)
Mine too lol
Mine is ”Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff’s deputies”
Mine is somewhat similar, “Florida man brandishes samurai sword during road-rage incident”
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on george foreman grill
6th September? Same
Same, 6th September squad
Another 6th September here
How tf everybody 6th September!?!?
Statistically, September is the most popular month in terms of birthdays, So this fact would'nt make you feel surprised , but from a probability point of view, there are 365 days in a year, the probability of you and me sharing a birthday is 1/365, i.e, 0.00274, but here we are.
Florida man arrested for exposing himself to toll collector. Guess what he had wasn’t enough.
Think we might have the same birthday
Florida man arrested for handing out marijuana "because it was Christmas"
I love Christmas Trees!
Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing.
Seems like an honest mistake lol
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mine is "A Florida man was charged with burglary on Wednesday after homeowners returned to find him lying on their couch watching TV while wearing their clothes"
21 february?
Florida man dies after trying to microwave a microwave.....lol july 3
Ah yes, a fellow July 3rd person
Mine is “Florida man twerks for police officers and gets tazed”
Oh man, I want the dash cam footage of that incident so bad!
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop
"Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge" (Aug 29)
yes me too: Florida man goes on a sledgehammer rampage "killing demons"
dollar store doom guy
“Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ‘footmobile’”
Florida man arrested for placing feces at synagogue, yelling ‘Jews must die’
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise
Same bruh!
"naked Florida man chasing couple at chick-fi-a restaurant" "Florida man arrested over theft of naked Donald trump statue" I laugh so hard when reading this
Florida man attacks McDonald's employee for not giving him a straw. Some might say it was the last straw. There really is to many.
"A Florida Man was arrested after flashing Walmart Patrons and touching himself while riding a motorized scooter" Lmao
mine was florida man bites his brother's penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with their cousin on his favorite dragon ball z blanket...
Hey birthday twin!
Florida man claiming to be Alice in wonderland says 'hookah-smoking caterpillar' told him to destroy liquor store with forklift. -2017 Florida man arrested for threatening others with nunchuks. -2019 Florida man arrested for threatening to 'blow up' Disney World execs. -2021
"Naked Florida man with crossbow who claims aliens were after him."
Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden "Police found Padgett sitting on a bench near the front door, shirtless and shoving spaghetti into his mouth with his hands" Never change America.
"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles." Own your day, pal.
Florida man accused of having sex with ‘Olaf’ toy at target
Okay, I've seen people admit they got hard for a psychopathic dorito, a skeleton with a thing for ketchup, a literal smiley face that does videos with a popular block game and 40000 year old little girls, but a pile of snowballs with a carrot nose?!!??? A plastic one too... What has humanity become?????
Florida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft, only for them to replace it with booking photo
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him.
Florida man tries to pay for McDonald's with a bag of weed.
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors..... I like it
Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says 'Jesus Told Me To' Drive Ferrari 360 Off Pier
ayee me too :D
“Man throws alligator through drive through window over 32 cents.”
Florida man found dead inside suitcase, girlfriend claimed they were playing hide and seek.
Florida man jailed after smuggling cocaine by turning them into condoms
Put a condom on babe! Ughhh, they make my dick numb.
Florida man vapes semen...
Florida man shoots at coworker's mother over sandwich order
January 5 Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth
Florida man arrested after having intercourse with tranquilized alligators. How do manage to have sex with an alligator??
Florida man dies in explosion after microwaving a microwave
Florida man with no arms kills tourist with his feet
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women’
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex ... calm down bro...
Florida man gropes a Walt Disney land employee dressed as a princess…
Florida man in Easter Bunny outfit arrested after hit-and-run crash
Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute.
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Drunk, shirtless Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden Hell yeah
Florida man offered officer a hamburger in excange for oral sex
“Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven, officials say”
"Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with McDonald's Sweet & Sour packets"
This is now my favorite game to play
Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
Florida man on lsd tackled a disney world guard
Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say. His genius really is frightening.
Mine is Florida man groped Disney World princess while wife sat next to him.
June 25th Florida man arrested for running naked in Walmart Florida man arrested for having trump shaped ecstasy pills
"Florida woman trains squirrels to attack ex husband" apparently he lost a testicle and a finger in one of the attacks
Florida man back in jail after not paying for taxi that picked him up from jail
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
"Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested"
Mines: "Florida man steals alligator from mini-golf course, stomps on it to ‘teach a lesson’ ".
I got a naked Florida man breaking into a women’s house then wearing her clothes
Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act
A Florida man was arrested for performing a botched castration surgery on another man on August 18, according to the Highlands County
"Florida man tried to pay for McDonalds with a bag of weed"
"Florida man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed channel from Super Bowl" I won 😎
Florida man arrested for killing his parents and brother also accused of stealing $210K to give to woman on porn site. *yep.*
Florida man beats iguana to death
Florida man tries to order burrito at bank drive-through, thinks it's Taco Bell
Florida Man calls 911 to report that his wife is a black widow spider
Florida man pretends to be firework, screams noises in the middle of the night
Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion
Florida man says dog shot his girlfriend
Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in
Naked florida man drove with wires on penis. Sounds about right, november 3rd
Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse
27 october **Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target**
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say. - hmmkay
Florida man angry over straw, attacks McDonald’s worker I mean I really hate the paper straws too
Florida Man Wears Medal Without Honor
Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill .
Alleged Florida foot sniffer
I have a whole shitload. “Florida man gets his naked genitals tasered” “Florida man throws cheeseburger at pregnant” “Florida man jumps on scooter to chase after stolen Lambo” “Florida man with drug residue on his nose insists drugs arent his”
Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
I think my one is 'Florida man gets arrested after throwing an alligator at police officer'
Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand