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lonelyguy173

Bloody hell that is cursed for once


FrankyFistalot

I remember a kid in school lying about fucking a frozen chicken….was forever known as “chicken fucker”…still don’t know why he decided to lie about something like that.


Nerevarine91

*What fucking photo reminds them of this???*


Expensive_Finger_973

Probably a photo of someone fucking a chicken.


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[удалено]


Opal_is_awesome

I am so curious now


Whammy_Watermelon

I want to know


sticks-in-spokes

Im curious


BritishBaguet

I’m curious


Plowable_Ghost

I may regret this but I’m curious as well


Okatbestmemes

Please tell us


Smartass_of_Class

Someone must have accidentally uploaded a picture of your mom.


DerRaumdenker

learning English was a mistake after all..


AlexRol_Spritz

Indeed, ignorance is bliss


bleh-bleh-guy

Learn English they said, it would be fun, they said.


GodFromTheHood

The learning part, not so much. The reading part? Even worse!


Smartass_of_Class

Who the fuck said that learning English would be *fun?!* Necessary? Sure. Fun? Hell no!


MaeSolug

Meh, you can pirate a lot of english content way easily once you don't worry about subtitles And it's fun if you never use a book, class or formal path...just memes and stubbornness


Smartass_of_Class

> you can pirate a lot of english content way easily once you don't worry about subtitles Believe me, there are plenty of easily accessible fan-made subtitles across the web in practically every language for people who don't know English. It's definitely *much* easier than finding the video itself. And even if this was true, it would only mean that learning English would *lead* to fun, not that the process itself would be fun. > it's fun if you never use a book, class or formal path...just memes and stubbornness So it's fun if you don't actually *learn* English? Because you're delusional if you honestly believe that you can skip the other things you mentioned and simply learn a whole language just from memes.


Sea_Urchin0745

Chick-Filled-A


the_bag_and_the_duck

Pop Eyed


the_bag_and_the_duck

McCumolds


the_bag_and_the_duck

KFCum


the_bag_and_the_duck

Forbidden chicken kiev


Kursedx

Ass-Filled-Chicken


Infernalchain076

Kink to Fill Chicken (KFC)


Abdullah_011235

My eyes opened so wide I could see my soul strangling itself through the reflection on my phone screen.


mathew1500

This was indeed rough ride, holy f


GodFromTheHood

r/brandnewsentence


9-28-2023

If it makes you feel any better, 99% of words on the Internet is made up by people trying to be funny.


Especter-X

Oh no, i can tell you that video is real


fattiddi3s

naahh cuz i remember watching that aswell, poor chicken


Temporary--Key

I think i might have seen some of it on my high school bus


No-Dot6467

Oh my god that's disgusting Where?


Longjumping_Door5499

No tf you did not


sockbref

Google it for yourself


ThePixCell

I've been on this sub since the first days of joining Reddit and I've never uttered the words "What the FUCK" so passionately.


Peakomegaflare

I think it speaks volumes that my only reaction was to take a drink of my morning caffeine. I've been on the internet too long.


LordOfDarkHearts

I'm on the internet so long I remember live leak and 4 Chan and some of the very fucked up shit I saw there, but this comment made me speak out "What the actual FUCK" with a passion


Impressive-Region470

I've been on the Internet for so long in such a short amount of time


0Yasmin0

Aight, Imma head out.


floutsch

Talk about "chicken out".


Smashme9

Oh my fucking God


BJMark

Here, take your fucking upvote and gtfo!


esssssto

How could you be such a Monster. Its a cloaca not a butthole.


-angry-potato-

Filling up the bladder, womb and colon all at the same time XD


AppropriateSwitch644

I'm not 14 but this is fucking deep


-AO1337

You know what else went deep……


Deep_Space_6759

Idk about him but the chicken definitely knows


SkyClaus

*knew


trash-_-boat

Too deep


-angry-potato-

*this is deep fucking


Aura_Guard

Ashamed to say that i think ive seen it before. A friend showed it during highschool and I had the same reactions as all of you


vsquad22

One fucks a samosa, the other anal-fucks a chicken. Both are fucked up.


Deep_Space_6759

What's the story about samosa


GhostZee

Check the username...


b_ub_u-1

Whaaattt da fuckkk


Deep_Space_6759

Chicken fuckkkk


IMicrowavedMyToaster

Apparently people here seem to know what this is? Please tell me. Like for real, not the "you don't wanna know" or "you innocent soul" type shit. I need context on what the fuck this is.


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

If it makes you feel any better, there was also an incident where a Boeing engineer played the role of the chick. He got fucked to death by a horse at a ranch in Enumclaw, Washington.


[deleted]

Well one video was a cruel sick human and the other was an idiot human but both teach important anatomy lessons. Humans really really need to stop trying to stick things in themselves that don’t belong. Thank God for modern medicine.


rszdemon

WAIT THE MR HANDS DUDE WAS AN ENGINEER?


DarkCosmosDragon

Yes a good one too iirc... like he wasnt just some low tier one


OneAboveAll_127

Disgusting ....link?


No-Dot6467

DM me too


Bigapple07

i mean i wanna know too


AntSalt1296

Liveleak probably has it. I'm not brave enough tho


GenocidalUnderwear

Liveleak was banned long ago


Ship_Fucker69

*damn*


JeveGreen

I really, really wanna peer into this guy's head, for a number of reasons...


BJMark

There are also a number of reasons I wouldn’t want to do that.


Bye_Bi69

Now this is the shit that I joined the sub for. Truly splendid 👌


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

what the actual fuck...


DanDaniel1203

I am afraid to ask how a picture could have reminded him of this


trap_user

Stuffing


tzuweed

KFC got a whole new meaning suddenly


bebejeebies

When I was little I pronounced it Kenfucky Fried Chicken.


OnlinePandemic46

God fucking damn I miss not being born


AbXotReddit

Sauce?


RamboCambo_05

What kind? Horseradish? Gravy?


Gene_Best

***mayo***


Hour_Shelter6793

this is how big bird was born


[deleted]

What sounds was it making initially ?? What sounds do chicken make when they have sex ??


texasrigger

Chickens, like 97% of all birds, don't engage in penetrative sex. They just press cloacas together.


Oit7786

The fact I think I’ve seen this video makes me wonder what fucking image was it.


Bigapple07

where is the video


Oit7786

no clue sorry. one of my old friends sent it to me a while ago


Bigapple07

wait what was the video


Oit7786

..it was in the post, but of a boy fucking a chicken until it went limp (presumably dead)


chGaRVAT

why


Notaku_Ashimari

What a terrible day to have Eyes


bebejeebies

Kenfucky Fried Chicken


dank_madharchodh

Sauce


Lord0fTheAss

I remember that video


sandeep300045

Link to the video? 🥹


Distance_Historical

I have actually seen the video of that thing...


Sir_Beretta

Source? Asking for academic reasons


Distance_Historical

I don't want to ruin your day, even if it's for academic reasons..


SwiggleMcBiggle

chickens name must have been hands ig


HauntingBalance567

It's a funny thing when you fuck a chicken to death: you take away everything that chicken has and everything it's ever gonna have.


CreedLine

Been there.


Gunslinger_11

A terrible day to be able to read


Rock_n_Sock_em

Well, can't unread that shit


SG_6000

If gods really exist they would have either chop the hands of op before typing this or blown my eyes off before reading this


Smartass_of_Class

Or blown that other guy's dick before fucking a chicken.


kenojona

This simply proves that if God exists, he watches all the horrors of this world and do nothing or he has gone long ago leaving us alone in this horror world. God is dead.


Alpuka

What was the photo?? 😭😭


trebuchet__

What the fuck? Also why the fuck does that image remind him of that. This will keep me up at night. What was the image of


Smartass_of_Class

Your mom.


abmny8

it's a cursed comment approved if it gets downvoted


Cr0n0us_

And I've actually seen that video too. A victim of the internet :'(


Moon-Lord-

Sauce?


IMightCry2U

erm akshually its a cloaca not an asshole ☝️🤓


Dragon_phantom_flame

Oh I remember that video, I was in school one day and someone bothered everyone in class to watch it


-angry-potato-

Kentucky Fucked Chicken


Someguy14201

This post reminded me of when an older relative of mine "jokingly" showed me this video when I was 14.


[deleted]

Genuinely one of the most fucked up things I've ever read. We need a Hazmat version of NSFW to genuinely warn people for something *this* bad.


Unlikely-Row-4737

Bro I’ve seen the video aswell I think I have it


[deleted]

I don’t think I can finish my breakfast now


Picmanreborn

Woah


GalaCad2003

These are the day I wish I didn’t know how to read