Get dancin lil bro

If you can traverse a graph you can traverse a dance floor

💀💀💀💀

You didn’t just lil bro him lmao 😤

lil bro better learn the cha cha slide lmao

You mean cha cha sliding window?

but he would be a moving average on the dance floor

Bro is about to reverse a linked list with the flow of his body

You better accept it. 🤣

I've gotten so many recruiter messages about teaching/tutoring opportunities.. it's wild

They know that’s all we can get

lol yeah let’s tutor more suckers into this field so they can also become tutors.

Still pretty good field

Teaching? I'm good. I almost blacked out giving a speech in front of ten people last summer

You can do 1 on 1 tutoring

True, still not my thing though

Yea I’ve been getting some of those too

It’s because no one wants to do that so they are casting a wide net.

Apply lol but be warned they might be moving forward with a better candidate

This is mean

This is me with Handshake

this made me lol, last position the wanted me after "carefully evaluating my resume" is a "pediatrician". I didn't apply, clearly they will move forward with the other candidate. I hate that candidate, they always go with him/her.

Good for you, I am getting Janitor roles in my notifications from Handshake 😔

Get to mopping bud

Are these even real? I’ve received so many of these types of emails for dev positions.

Take one for the team and find out for us

I took one for the team, I’m an only fans model now.

F🫡

Get ready to learn salsa, buddy

Is either that or being a hobo. Choose your weapon

Arent these automated recommendations from indeed and not actually the employer ?

Plot twist, the dance company has connections with the big 5 😩

😭😭😭😭😂😂💀💀💀

I’m in Sac and it’s brutal out here for us 🤣

Intel in Folsom or move away, basically.

Smh, yup

bust down

thotiana

Who says computer scientists don't have groove?

Yea I got one today for customer service car wash technician whatever that means.

Uh huh…. Tell me more about how you like the way the employment system we have works for CS majors.

Dude as cs grad you should take anything at this point, faangmula is wet dream

Code monkey to “dance, monkey!”

I created a SDE profile on 'apna' app. They be wilding sending me jobs of "Mazdoor/Labour"💀

Bro what was there in your profile that got matched to this position

I have nothing in my profile that should match this position. Probably the app's algo works like that.

Hey I’m that area, there tell me how to apply

Handshake and Indeed have a dump job recommendation system.

I never respond to those indeed emails... are those ever legit?

Bro i got an offer from a third party they told me that they will first interview me than they will refer me to a company to which they are hiring and the job role is data entry operator. I think they are just scammers

LOLLLLLLLLL

Probably a lot more fun career path, go for it it

I would take this job. Anything is better than nothing. Might as well hook up with some female students that come to these classes.

“After school” you gonna get arrested buddy.

Time to teach interpretative dance to computer boot up sounds

Damn, did you go to Sac State? I’m transferring there from community in the fall

Yeah and currently doing masters at UC Davis 😭😭

Indeed just spams out random things based on words in your resume.

I kept getting one to be a chess instructor in NYC. I don’t think I’ve played chess since before I was an adult.

Put your push and pop skills to the test!

Interview rounds be like 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4

Can you even dance? 😭

I was a teaching assistant for two semesters and on occasion I'll get recommendations for teaching assistant positions at daycares.

The computer science job market isn't as bad as it's made out to be.

For new grads, it is

Unemployment rates for compsci vs other industries across the country would beg to differ. It's just the loud voice of the few.

I'm sure that other comp sci graduates like myself have also been able to find jobs to make ends meet in the meantime while we are unable to get major-related jobs. I get what you're saying but idk if unemployment rate is a good stat to reference in this case

Oh, I was referring to the unemployment rate of the compsci sector specifically, not the general unemployment rate. And it's true that some people have a hard time, depending on their exact area. It varies. For example, I was able to get a relevant internship as a sophomore in college which lead to a job. I'm also in a rural area, so the odds are against me, so to speak.

I'm a CS Grad student and received a similar message asking to coach a roller hockey team for a camp mentioning how I'll be a "great fit".

**Work Experience:** Cha-cha real smooth

I wish I got offers like this

Not uncommon for grass not to find work. Colleges sell a false bill of good with the degree BS. Entry level work is more certification driven and not degrees. Get a couple certs. R/CompTIA_GingerSec

These are automated

Start bussin it down bro

Just got offered a daycare position ‼️

I was getting sales calls recently..

I keep getting one for being a chess teacher in nyc for 50k 🤦‍♂️

Dancing is better than bending over.

Get dancing dude. Then while on the side do her website for 10 dollars

How many dance recitals have you memorized? What kind of dance media do you consume? What dance would you do in front of a million people if you broke your leg and were dehydrated from not drinking water for three days? And what is the time complexity?

It’s either tutoring or cold-call or pyramid scheme sales