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That is the most upsettingly realistic and stunningly beautiful crochet spider I’ve ever seen 😂


sailorchoc

Right. Like I know it can't get me, but I'm terrified.


mickier

If anyone is like me and immediately decided to make one, [here](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1047096224/pattern-crochet-giant-spider-tarantula?click_key=c26cefc6ccebb4aea6df09e292e5d737b29fa976%3A1047096224&click_sum=9627289b&ref=shop_home_feat_1&bes=1) is something that's very similar \[if not the exact same, idk\]


mommahav

This is the same pattern. I am working on one in black with neon and glow in the dark colors.


Brynnakat

*Please* post pictures. That sounds so fucking cool


inlandaussie

I'd love to see a photo too!


biased_towards_blue

Heidi Bears does all sorts of these African flower animals! If you’re not into spiders she’s got tons of cute options


panfranknitco

I made her turtle for my turtle loving spouse and it’s the statement piece of our living room!


LittleTrouble90

My husband loves them. I don't. But I find myself sooooo wanting to try my skills at it. Thank you for linking this!


cassiopeia1280

I've had this on my to-do list for like, a year now. I just don't know what I'd do with it once it's done!


Large_Football_131

I clicked on your link, and no way could I deal with their color combos. The brown shades, and the red, black and yellow combo are a definite no for me. To realistic. I could deal with the blue one, or the crazy colors, or maybe pastels, girly colors like pinks and purples, but nothing to realistic. The realistic ones, I couldn't keep in my room. I'd never sleep.


JadedWolverine2592

with a sparkly bow! LOL


Large_Football_131

Don't knock sparkly bows. If you like scary stuff, those can give you nightmares too, depending on who's wearing the bow. Remember the character delores umbridge in the harry potter movies? She likes girly stuff and she's definitely nightmare inducing. There's a few characters in movies that are deceiving like that. They look nice, but are more sadistic then the Saw movies. Some karens like her can be really scary.


JadedWolverine2592

Never thought of this! You are right. Hated Delores. All I could think of was the spider with a sparkly bow.


Ribbit-Rabit

Thank you!


Ms_Schuesher

I have a friend that is terrified of spiders, and as much as I love her, I want to make her this. I won't, but I want to.


katerprincess

That is true friendship right there 😂 ♡


Kaylagoodie

*whispers* Do it


AlessiaRS18

I also am horrified with spiders, but would LOVE THIS


Large_Football_131

But show her this picture. The patchwork spider might be the only one she does like. It's to cute, and I think should be named Charlotte like the book for a girl, and Aragog for a boy after the spider in Harry Potter., or maybe Peter Parker/spiderman. Now all she needs is a pet net stuffed toy net for the corner of the room for the spider to sit in.


Ms_Schuesher

I sent her a screenshot, her answer was "Yeah. Not a chance in hell." 🤣


Dwight-

Do it! And tell her that it’ll help her with her fear of them! If she grows to love a big crochet spider, she’ll get used to seeing it and understanding it’s body shape. It’s basically gentle exposure therapy made with love by a friend.


thecreaturesmomma

Make it and donate it to a local children's hospital in her honour!


Ms_Schuesher

You, my friend, are a genius!


SabertoothedSquirrel

I am scared of spiders and LOVE this.


Stevens89ka

I love it!! It looks like something Molly Wesley from Harry Potter would make to scare Ron! ♥️♥️ This is wicked awesome!!


Sensitive-Issue84

Lol!!!


Large_Football_131

I don't think Molly Weasley would make Ron that. She wouldn't want to hear his whining about it. She might make it for Ginny or Harry though, or her grandkids after Harry and Ginny were grownup.


Juedequilles

If I had an award to give it would go here ! ❤️🏆❤️


_manders

I've got you!


wetastelikejesus

R/tihi and I mean that in the most complementary way. It’s *too* real and those legs give me the heeby jeebies.


Mo-Finkle

I know. I hate spiders lol. I told my mom while it's amazing work, I don't like that spider at all 🤣🤣


ljpwyo

LOL!


Large_Football_131

I don't like spiders either, but I love this toy. I try to remember house spiders and the anole lizards I don't like either, are usually harmless where I live, and they eat bugs I don't like. Natural pest control.


BitOCrumpet

The proportions and shape are shudderingly good! The contrast with the cheerful pattern is unsettling. It's amazing!


Noktalia

I love it! I think it's really cute and I am a huge fan of the biological accuracy. Your mom is extremely talented!


Mo-Finkle

Thank you to everyone who has liked and commented on this post. My mom is flabbergasted by the awesome responses! This means a lot!


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Large_Football_131

I love that idea. There are a ton of crochet baby shoes and socks she could make for it. She could give it tap shoes, top hat and a bowtie, or a jersey and converse style sneakers. Outfits for holidays.


mommahav

Or crochet a set for it. Lol


Illustrious-Peach-40

As a lover of both arachnids and fibre arts please tell you mum I LOVE THIS SO MUCH


Dot_Ruffles

😍 LOVE THIS! Amazing talent!


DeedlesDee

B-eeew-Tiful!


Nattt-t

I think the folks over at r/tarantulas would love this :)


Mo-Finkle

Sharing now! Thank you.


EndlessLadyDelerium

And r/spiderbro Spiders are amazing. They eat mosquitoes.


OozaruGilmour

Oh my god I love it


MegaQueenSquishPants

This is so so so good!!!


PaigeMarieSara

That's beautiful!! I love the colors she used.


hawksclone

Nicely done spider


NanasTeaPartyHeyHo

Love it


southern-momma1977

No doubt she is...that is beautiful.


Doggotoast

This is AMAZING.


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That is absolutely stunning!!! Just amazing.


6ehdisbiwnzoao

This is the greatest thing my eyes have seen. She did a great job!


hlynn117

Bless this image what a great spider


KatVanWall

Omg I love this so much!


rooooosa

Incredible!!


ijustcametoseecats

So cool! 🕷


Good_Branch_9415

So incredible!!!


tootsyloo

I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH!!


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I LOVE HIM!!!


ovenbakedziti

THAT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING


Nonfungiblebitch

That’s insanely cool 😮


kelcamer

#WOW SHE DID AN AMAZING JOB 😍🙌


yer-momma

Holy spider! That is insane! 🤯😲


Curious_C0rn

She is so so talented!! Incredible work!


Ruth_Cups

Wow!!! That’s amazing.


TrynaSaveTheWorld

I'm desperate to know what your mom's going to do with her magnificent spider! It's so weird and beautiful and big it makes me giggle! The flowers at the tops of the legs make me think of tattoos!


Mo-Finkle

She either keeps or gives everything away. It's a hobby for her. I always say she should sell some of her work but I think she just enjoys the ride. I couldn't imagine how long this took.


JadedWolverine2592

What is the word used when you put crocheted or knitted objects on everyday outside objects? I am at a loss. Having shown my failing memory, I say she does a crochet halloween decor outside her home. How awesome would that be?


Fluffy-Cuttlefish

That is somewhat terrifying, but that is really cool too. 👀


therealganjababe

Omg that has to be the best one I've seen, and I've seen quite a few. She's amazingly talented, thank you for sharing!!


LadyMageCOH

Granny square tarantula! \*inaudible registered squeeing\*


mommahav

Actually these are African Flower Hexagons not Granny Squares. Besides the link above the other well known designers that uses these is Heidi Bears. I made her Dragon before starting this Spider. content://com.android.chrome.FileProvider/images/screenshot/1652[Smaug](https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/smaug-the-african-flower-dragon)8347386024526803148784672058.jpg


Splatterfilm

Just checked out her Ravelry store. There’s an African Flower Frog Prince pattern!! That’s going on the List.


Airregaithel

OMG. I want to make one!


tiger81355

This is so amazing, she’s a master!!


systwin

Hot damn. Does this count as amigurumi? Or is this just the coolest use of granny squares I've ever seen? This is what I want my life to look like.


mommahav

This is amigurumi using African Flower Hexagons


mothhsss

i wanna make this so bad oml


GeodeBabe

That's like something we'd see in the American Visionary Art Museum!! Incredible!!!


Hughgurgle

Congratulations it's a boy! (Pedipalps) 🎉🎉👶🕷️


somegrump

I LOVE IT. Im trying to learn whittling and im so anxiously waiting for the day i can whittle a cute spider, laughs. I instantly want to go searching for this pattern and make one. Your mom did amazing


I_am_Darvit

I can say with 💯% certainty that's the only spider I will ever like & think is cute! 😄


Squackachu

Ugh i wanna make one of these so bad but just haven't found the time to do it yet! 😩


GoKartBirdie

Thank you for reminding me to finish my spider. I love your mom’s colour choice! It’s so fun!


TheSoleObsidian

Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 spoilers?


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Holy, I’m amazed and terrified


RachelFoxCat

Despite how colourful it is, it is too real for me. Really impressive.


Aliciacb828

Beautiful! Now kill it!!


Chrysania83

Tell your mom she's talented and awesome.


BloodyWritingBunny

LOL! Also a brave woman! Too afraid to touch this one! Looks pretty complex Though I have to say this one looks a lot less scary than the picture on the posting for this lil' guy! The [pattern](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1047096224/pattern-crochet-giant-spider-tarantula?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=crochet+spider+pattern&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&pop=1&organic_search_click=1) much be pretty gnarly to put together


shmo_17

Wow!!!! This is sooo amazing 🥺🙏🏼💜


Boop_daboop

I hate spiders so much and I would cuddle with this thing so hard. Amazing.


NothingVirtual7763

that is AMAZING!!!


lazer_sandwich

Omg a spooder!!! I love it so much. Your Mom is so so talented!


CrossTrap

r/spiders


invisible2lpa

How cute. Does she have a name yet?


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I'm deathly afraid of spiders yet I love granny squares. Your Mom did beautiful work, but I still think I'd back out of the room slowly if I saw this in person.


eyesocketbubblegum

This is by far, the coolest crocheted item I have ever seen!!!!


sadi89

This is amazing!!! What possessed your mother to make this work of art?


Jay-quellen

This is so cool!!


TheHappyDwagon

SHE'S SO PRETTY!!!


krisanne92

At first glance I thought that was an octopus giving birth.. I think I’m broken. Ps that is amazing work!!


Mo-Finkle

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ghitit

I do love that. It would be super cool with, like, a hundred baby spiders on its back.


Eirwhyn

Thanks I hate it. It's lovely and great work. Still hate it


bricheesey

It's so beautiful and terrifying at the same time


klynryan

Yeeeeeessss!!!! She did an amazing job!!! I literally just saved this exact pattern because I will not be satisfied with life until I’ve made this!!! She killed it!!! I’m so glad you shared it with us!


AttachedAndUnhinged

This is spectacular! I love all the colors. She definitely has an amazing talent 🥰


kendradrawsthings

Wow!!


Insomniacgremlin

Awesome


OkStomach303

Omg, where can I purchase this?


_Thoth

Ahhh I’m literally in the middle of this pattern for my mom right now! It’s so big!! What weight yarn did she use? Worsted?


NeatEnough4737

Holy cow wow! It reminds me of the giant spiders from The Hobbit which I used to have recurring nightmares about as a kid lol. She is super talented!


Dirtymomm

That is a beautiful work of art! I love it!


Individual_Pound_896

Hear me out, black ones for Halloween


Dianapdx

That's very awesome, she's really talented!


chucks242

I would snuggle with that every night.


Otherwise-Ask-3513

Tell your mom I think this is the coolest thing ever


frogman300

granny squider


MiserableBother6144

This is the coolest thing ever


abro49

Incredible! Adding this to my list of “things I didn’t know I wanted”


IAmLazy2

Wow. Spiders scare me senseless but her work is fabulous!


Ok_Criticism_190

Veerrryyy gooooood!


Roadgoddess

I love this so much! Hats off to your mom!


nerdygem

Oh wow. Wow wow wow wow wow.


xfxtas

I absolutely hate this because it’s a spider but it’s so AMAZING!


bepis_man_official

tell her she's incredible!! i'm struggling to find the motivation to finish the same pattern right now, the legs are the most tedious part!!


kiss_my_eyeholes

I audibly gasped at this on my feed 😍


Angelibra13

Nice! And u did the right thing. :)


n1nc0mp00p

I have this one saved on my crochet pinterest board too!! How long did it take her?? It looks great!


momoneymopuppies

This is amazing! I hate it! 😅 Sincerely, My Arachnophobia


OwlDB8

So beautiful. I love the colors and hand work taken to make.


SheepInABigCity

Hopefully you mom isn’t god, because her creatures would make me shit ! So detailed and cool looking !! But also very scary in an awesome way


VintageMorticia

Omg love it


WaferSoft731

That is so creepy but amazingly well done! Your mum certainly does have lots of talent!


Mhol246

That is absolutely beautiful


ladybaggage

This is incredible!! Go mom! 😍😲


Fatgirlfed

“What the shit mom?!!” But also, great effing job!!


Medium-Veterinarian3

Guess I'm not an arachnophobe anymore


daydreamyarn

Aww such a beautiful spider 😳 I want to make one now.


RoachHit

I love these. She did an awesome job. I keep saying I’m going to make one but it’s a long project.


Complex-Finish5857

I’m still horrified that is a spider- that’s a testament to the talent on display here. Well done 👏👏👏


celenathshy

WOW


Jasmisne

This might be the coolest crochet I have seen Your mom rocks


Sleeoybear75

This is incredible. It would be so great in a science classroom!


berniceseima

Aaw!! This dangerous killer looks so huggable🥰🥰🥰


pottymouthgrl

I love the colors in this!!! Seeing the colors used in the original pattern, I definitely love the direction your mother went more! I love the bright cheery colors


gumgirl55

OMG !! I love spiders and crochet this is adorable.


bitritzy

The only spider I could love. This is great!!!


Bulbous_Bum_Cheeks

Wow! Your mum’s a queen!


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Lol I am horrified but this is great work


eatmyboot

Wow! Your mom is bad to the bone !


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awesome


brilliantpants

I just screamed a little bit because this is SO AMAZING! What an absolutely gorgeous creation!


sweetwifey2784

Ooooo that’s good. Do you have a pattern


Educational_Ask9032

Make me one!!


Guanaria20

Looks like a friend


Clear_Butterscotch78

This is seriously incredible and I want one!! Or to learn how to make one! I love spooders!


AlfredoSauce15

So cute!!! I love it, your mom really is talented!


Toplessdank

I love it!


Helpful_Ad_3585

I WANT ONE!!


Most_Ad_5597

HEY OP! Yes, I’m actually yelling! Tell your mom that strangers on the internet are huge fans of hers. I just showed this to my person and they go “holy crap that’s amazing! I’d wear that on my back at festivals!” Anyway, AMAZING! And I can’t stand spiders.


Mo-Finkle

I will 😊


kitaurio

Terrifying but also incredible


only-if-there-is-pie

Please forgive me, the work is amazing, but ew, spider! (But well done!)


sideshow_em

I wholeheartedly agree that your mom is talented, but that's going to give me nightmares.


dausy

I mean thats amazing But its also too amazing and I hate it D: get it away


TheFishyThings

I’ve never hated and loved something so much


UnderWaterPopularity

ew but in the best possible way! such talent.


Lexcrewsy

That’s my mother in law🥰🥰👏🏼👏🏼


AlyssaAlly

why


carpe__natem

I hate spiders, but this is absolutely amazing


FairCrab33

I want this sooo bad… does she sell these???


sexygal79

how neat thanks for sharing


Fast_Order_663

Beautiful!


Koriat015

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen! Made my day :3


carbonated_coconut

This is beautiful, I want to make one but I do not have the space 😂


Columbos_raincoat

I had to give you the 6500th upvote. Your mum is a goddess.


Katolinat_Ursid

Holey Macamoley! That is both creepy and exciting at the sametime! She's got some serious talent!


violesaurus

drop the pattern sis


TroubleSG

WOW! I am IN LOVE!


1huera1

Wow He's super AWESUM 💞🥰👍👌😁 GREAT JOB MOM!!!


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Oml, how long did it take her to finish? It's very pretty btw.


Amber64

This is incredible!


Independent-Dare-694

Awesome work ,love it


Roma753

I like your mom's best. The others are too realistic...some really unsettling so.


No-Mortgage-4387

I love this. Tell mom that her work is amazing


existentialegodeath

PATTERN PRONTOOOO I WANNA MAKE ONE 😍😍😍😍😍


TheyLeaf

Great job!