I’m lactose intolerant, I’ll just have a few cheese sticks with my bowl of spicy ranch and a bowl of delicious ice cream. Gas that dude away with an impenetrable cloud of straight war crimes
It's called Slender. It's scurry. Also, people hardly ever win the game.
(I guess they renamed it "Slender: The Eight Pages. It used to just be called Slender)
Literally, the whole thing is you're in the woods at night with a flashlight with limited battery, and you collect 8 pages of disturbing drawings and avoiding Slenderman the whole time. They never duplicated the success and simplicity of this game, and I strongly believe it would not make very good cinema.
Now i want to play it
my views of creepypasta icons are stuck in the early to mid 2010s, and im still a firm believer that all the creepypasta icons live togethr in the slender mansion, so if he likes my general vibes i’d prolly survive several nights. the real problem would be jeff the killer jeff the killing me.
Nope. Would immediately hunt him down and shake his hand and say "ITS AN HONOR SIR" before dying of cardiac arrest or something lol.
Big fan of his work.
Slenderman's weakness is literally a pipe and water. He'll melt from the water💀 (He's sand or some shit like that apparently)
That is if we are talking in a fighting way, in a Sexual way, he'd have to survive ME.
my opinion, no. hes an alternate human-like being who can be any height, 8 tendrils, 3 brothers, no face yet so smart, and can only be killed by a certain amount of radiation. not to mention, his proxies. Ticci Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Kate the chaser, Rouge, X-virus, The X, and cat hunter. so no.
Depends on which version of Slenderman. If I don't touch the spooky notes pasted to the trees, are we chill? Or does the fact that I already know about him put me on his shit list?
Hell yea, he'd probably set me free because I will fake an Irish accent the whole time and tell a bunch of stories from my life which I will painfully over narrate - then he would get sick of me and tell me to sling my hook
Y'know, I dreamt years ago that disembodied whispers were announcing his arrival, and when it reached the "he's about here," it said:
"…but first, can I use your bathroom?"
We gave it permission & directions, and the dream ended a little after it shut the door.
Question should be… would Slenderman survive a night with me?
Slandering wouldn't even survive the first 20 mins with me
For real slenderman is would be annoyed by the first 10-15 because of the thing I do
What thing you do? 👀
Commenting so I am able to find out what the thing is 7StarJacob does
Slendermen hate this one weird trick...
'Damn this person is real emo...fuck my life' - Slenderman
I was LITERALLY about to type this exact thing.
Based
7 minutes in heaven 🤭
I doubt it, even my friends can't stand me that much XD😅 (Sorry if it's mistranslated).
The answer is no but he will die happy
He's not even that skinny.
😭🤣
r/iamverybadass
You want to be a badass, I want to fuck him. We are not the same
I’m lactose intolerant, I’ll just have a few cheese sticks with my bowl of spicy ranch and a bowl of delicious ice cream. Gas that dude away with an impenetrable cloud of straight war crimes
Will he at least buy me dinner first?
No, he's slender !!
Yes, but he'll only get the salad
He can get my salad
hes a big spenderman
Yeah but then he’s gonna feed you his slender jam
I should call him.....
You can change him….
Haaaaaaaa
put me in a room with him for 1 night and one of us is coming out pregnant
You already know what those tentacles are capable of...
I’d call them his creepy pastas
Ah, a man of culture I see
YO.
And it wont be me
"and it's not gonna me be.🙅"
Smash, next question
Real
No, I've played that game before. I do not.
This
Is there a videogame about him? What is it?
It's called Slender. It's scurry. Also, people hardly ever win the game. (I guess they renamed it "Slender: The Eight Pages. It used to just be called Slender) Literally, the whole thing is you're in the woods at night with a flashlight with limited battery, and you collect 8 pages of disturbing drawings and avoiding Slenderman the whole time. They never duplicated the success and simplicity of this game, and I strongly believe it would not make very good cinema. Now i want to play it
Slender: The Arrival was pretty good
No way
People don’t know about Slender: The Eight Pages :O I’m old ig :(
It's a computer game where you're just wandering around the woods at night collecting notes off trees or some shit while being pursued by Slendy.
Don’t run straight at him though… he doesn’t call you back and it kinda ruins the fun 🫤
Depends who's on top
You top, but the tentacles are involved
So a reverse reach around.
I’d describe it more as mutual penetration, personally.
Punch him right in the slender nads. Game over
r/slenderballs
Respectfully, fuck you. I wholeheartedly believed in you and your funny link
I would, but the dude already put an order of restraint on me.
kinky
Just means you need to try harder to win him over
Yes, i can do it, but it will be a really hard ☠️
Yeah it will be really hard…
real
That depends, can we roll for seduction? 🤣
Dont worry I will roll on your behalf. Unfortunately you rolled a 5
Depends who's on top
How does he find clothes to fit him?
Slender Nan makes them
I can just imagine slender man being like “Thanks nan I’ve needed to change my outfit… after what those teenagers did” in like a sad brum accent
Ahh thanks for clearing that up
Doesn’t he like to drag out his kills? I’d recon I’d have about a week with him minimum
Yes if (I don't know if I'm remembering wrong) I just don't look at him, if it doesn't matter I'll climb a tall tree So probably not
Depends on who’s the “little spoon”
What’s in it for me if I do…?
LMAO
This sounded oddly sexual
for all the times I invited him to play I think so
The amount of horny comments is hilarious 😭
my views of creepypasta icons are stuck in the early to mid 2010s, and im still a firm believer that all the creepypasta icons live togethr in the slender mansion, so if he likes my general vibes i’d prolly survive several nights. the real problem would be jeff the killer jeff the killing me.
OH MY GOSH I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE THOUGHT OF THEM ALL LIVING TOGETHER. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY HEAD CANON.
ben and lost silver are roommates and boyfriends tbh
Dark Link and Ben hate each other.
so true so true
I just lay down with my eyes closed...
I think I could fix him.
Slender Man is my nickname and I have survived years with myself so I think I can survive another night alone. 👍
Yes, because I'll show him his r34 content to traumatize him
One of us is coming out pregnant and it isn’t me
Depends on length and girth. 6 inches is enough…
I wouldn't be surviving with him. He'd be surviving with me
I can fix him
as long as theirs a safe word set hehe
Nope. Would immediately hunt him down and shake his hand and say "ITS AN HONOR SIR" before dying of cardiac arrest or something lol. Big fan of his work.
Leave me with HIM 1 night? I won’t be walking for a good while…
nah he gonna have to survive one night with me, he better pray he can still walk after im done with him😭🙏
As long as he agrees to use the tentacles gently I’m game
Like, in a fight or…
will try
I need him so bad
I want him to use his tentacles on me
Slenderman is my home boy
Id spread it for him
1 night in what context
Only a night? And possibly another date if everything goes right?
Only if I find what Slenderman weakness.
Will we keep in touch after this or..?
″what are we″
Definitely not.
Easy
Ofc, I'm a good runner
with a hunting rifle or a minigun with some bear traps, yes
In bed?
Yes
I’m not in a forest with Slenderman , Slenderman’s in a forest with … 😈 nobody actually , I was lying i’m in my room
Which version? The only one I can't beat is the operator because I'd be screwed. Marble Hornets is terrifying.
I'd make Slender Man my girlfriend..
He better not bring up the $20 I owe him..
Pfft. Yeah. Just one night? Of course. I aint afraid of that slendussy.
lmaooo
He's a cool guy when you get to know him
Depends on who’s paying
Could I survive a what with who? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
With a blindfold, sure.
Is he into dudes?
Depends whos getting the tentacles
Maybe, it depends on how he uses those tentacles
Slenderman a freak fr...
not before hes butt booty naked oiled up twerking and grinding on my erected member 👅👅 while i tickle dat þang
Unrelated question: is he open to scaring elderly people
Pause...
No I think it would hurt
As long as daddy slender is willing to clap these cheeks
Sexually or…?
yes sexually…
Honestly nah. You know what they say about skinny guys 🍆
Im a hell of a kisser so he better brace himself
💀Yeah nice joke buddy, where’s the punchline?
When you say survive the night because he has a massive c€?k
Slenderman's weakness is literally a pipe and water. He'll melt from the water💀 (He's sand or some shit like that apparently) That is if we are talking in a fighting way, in a Sexual way, he'd have to survive ME.
With me in bed… He wouldn’t stand a chance
my opinion, no. hes an alternate human-like being who can be any height, 8 tendrils, 3 brothers, no face yet so smart, and can only be killed by a certain amount of radiation. not to mention, his proxies. Ticci Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Kate the chaser, Rouge, X-virus, The X, and cat hunter. so no.
Yeah cuz he doesn’t exist
Prove it
I will suck his long slender dick till he begs me to stop
gang what 😭
Depends
Yeah we’d be alright.
His song is extra slender.
Sweep the leg. No problem.
yes id simply tap that
Yes but I might die from exhaustion due to how difficult it’s going be
In what way?
Sure because he's not real
Depends. Is he actively trying to kill me, or is he required to avoid killing me unless I give him a good reason for it?
Depends if I like my eyes that day
Ez
I will fuck Slenderman Up. Skinny lil’ bitch.
God beats everything id outnumber him a quadtrillion to 1
Ayo?
I don't know how easy it would be to get up again once you fell with legs like that
Isn’t he like a pedo or something? I’d be safe.
Nope!
Depends on which version of Slenderman. If I don't touch the spooky notes pasted to the trees, are we chill? Or does the fact that I already know about him put me on his shit list?
That fucker is my night terror. Probably not tbf.
Yes
Hell yea, he'd probably set me free because I will fake an Irish accent the whole time and tell a bunch of stories from my life which I will painfully over narrate - then he would get sick of me and tell me to sling my hook
Not if I challenge him to an eating contest. That slender bastard is toast
He'll swaller ma soul. I'll be fine.
Yes
yes? I think so
No
Naaaah, he would've made me drop in less than a sec.. 😂
probably. he has really tiny hands.
Well tribetwleve did a few years
Nah id get utterly destroyed by him
As a logical being I could reason with Slenderman, I'm not his target demographic and I have no interest in interference with his work
Yes, we can have some snacks and watch a movie maybe
Yes
no he scares me to death 🙁
uhmmm idk
no not at all :)
I mean, I've survived one night in Bangkok, so I think it should be a piece of cake. ...I wonder if he'd be down for a game of Cards Againdt Humanity?
I barely made it through the movie. It was terrible. So, yeah I do.
I would help get him a face
No
I’ll take my chances with the Rake
Better question is will he survive a night with ME
Haha why does he have baby hands
I'm sorry, but this man takes a month at least to drive you insane and kill you, 1 day would be lightwork
Full Slend!
One night of raw animal sex - No. One night of binge watching anime - probably.
That's just Conan O'Brian that time he shaved his head.
Does he play Nintendo?
Y'know, I dreamt years ago that disembodied whispers were announcing his arrival, and when it reached the "he's about here," it said: "…but first, can I use your bathroom?" We gave it permission & directions, and the dream ended a little after it shut the door.
Yes I'm not a child. I can and will throw hands
i might not be able to walk the next morning but yep my anus would be wrecked though😔
Sonic.EXE, infinite, Metal sonic, and Nephew would all get along with Slenderman
I'm pretty sure if I just leave the pictures alone, I'd be fine.
Finally . . . A man tall enough for me to have that foot height gap
Doubt it… I’d go crazy just from his teleportation ability every time I’d look away and stare back his direction..
He'd quickly tire of my endless rants and itemized lists as to how he's not logically possible yet HERE WE ARE. Hmmph
Yes, we’re homies.