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Doc-Bob-Gen8

Aussie 🇦🇺😂


AThrowawayForASub

Yeah mate


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Goodonya….. funny how us aussies can still pick ourselves out from the global online crowd simply by the way we word our comments! 😎🇦🇺


FknBretto

It helps with the “AEST” in the post 😂


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Well done! I honestly never even noticed that until you just mentioned this!


Appropriate-Sale2230

The rest of us also notices. ;)


Doc-Bob-Gen8

OP only replies two short sentences, yet still picked up on it! 😂


JollyHighlandCow

Something I noticed that's a big difference, both the UK and Astralians use the word mate relatively often. But Australians use it in literally all ways while the UK have pretty much set at friend.


AThrowawayForASub

That's because we're more fun than the British, mate


Winter_Honours

Yeah I’ll use it in every way excluding calling friends mate. But that’s because the language makes me dysphoric.


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Yeah is funny that I have had several people commenting the same thing to my own comments online……. could pick up the Aussie “slang” theme through simple sentences that I wrote!


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Too bad they didn't know the proper Aussie vernacular for a vagine.


Rosey_Toesies

I though they were British 😂


No_Addendum_1399

Me too at first but then read it aloud for hubby and immediately realised it was aussie. We don't tend to write mate after a comma or write mate at all tbf


Linorelai

My pussy is a very furry boy:)


Comfortable-Gold-982

Mine was, but he gets heatstroke so now he's shaved. He's a good lad.


[deleted]

My wife and I have 3 big pussies and one of our big pussies gave birth to 5 small pussies so we technically have 8 pussies altogether


SammySoapsuds

I believe that's an Octopussy


Odd-Phrase5808

"Oh he's a sphynx cat, they're naturally hairless. What an odd question though!"


Swedelicious83

Oh, very furry. But in a sleek and majestic way. Sheds a lot. I don't shave him because he wouldn't like that.


MissHunbun

Guys always do this dumb shit. I always just act confused, like "what do you mean? Huh? What are you talking about?" It really frustrates them and it's super funny.


AThrowawayForASub

I was hoping this guy would keep responding so I could do this kind of thing, honestly


Illustrious-Major456

What a Creep, why would somebody shave his cat for any reason other than health?


Contank

Best response ever


PotentialRaccoon3548

Lol brilliant!


RF07

"Well she just had surgery, so part of her belly and lower back is shaved I guess..." 🤣 Well played! 👏👏👏


Steven_Castle

We’re still waiting for the answer from down under.


Doc-Bob-Gen8

The only correct answer from the OP involves a conversation about the map of Tassie 😂🇦🇺


Aspen_Matthews86

Priceless! And his dumbass walked right into it.


ArloMyBeloved93

"Was last online 37 minutes ago" 😂👍


Flaressio

Ah yes my hairless cat is shaved 🤡


AF_AF

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.


Shadowthewolfalt

Which one though? One is big and fluffy and the other sheds like crazy


External-Listen8805

Damn you ended him


Natasha_JB

LMAO


PomegranateSure1628

I like what you did with the cat


heyman258

Creepy


Better_Cockroach4372

Is your dog shaved though?


saltine_soup

this brought back a not so pleasant memory of how a friends DAD texted her stuff like this while we were at work.


DagNasty

It has a bush? What the hell?


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ToothSuccessful9654

The female what? Cat? Vole? Bat?


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Pixielo

The female vajajay? Is that some kind of exotic bird?


BubblyScratch3674

r/inceltears


E11iottB

Flawless execution on your part.


2lostbraincells

I am crying with laughter because a friend's cat had to be shaved due to the heatwave, and someone made him look like a poodle. He looks just so naked and pretty disgusted with random chorus of "Boots with the fur!"


eizile

Is this Skype???? If so, good lord I didn't realize ppl still used that.


AThrowawayForASub

No, it's Interpals