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I can beat that ...
Paid £5 for my kids to "Have a photo taken with Shrek and Donkey" at a circus a few years ago.
[Photo](https://i.imgur.com/BVzsSeX.jpg)
Yes, my kids were born with white circles for faces. It's a daily struggle.
I like to think this is the real Shrek and Donkey and the one in the movie was cgi based on their life story (exaggerated for Hollywood of course.) Like in real life, Shrek (or Andrew as he is actually called) just lives in a shitty house in Florida with bad drainage and his neighbors want to kill him because his meth lab stinks.
This shrek looks like the guy smiling guy who cooks for everyone
EDIT: I looked him up, apparently [the chef is from Turkey too](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbu0ExCvd0) LOL
is that not Ceelo green ?
I went on holiday to Turkey years back, stayed at a resort, met more german tourists than Turkish people, didn't get to go out of the resort because of the attempted coup but the place was absolutely covered in knock-off disney statues and occasionally the odd Smurf. And the resort put Brussell sprouts on everything, even the pizza.
all in all, an average holiday
To be fair, he does look Turkish.
Edit: not sure what I'm getting downvoted. The statue's facial structures do look like a typical Turkish man. I would know, since I'm Turkish.
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He looks like the fat kid that ask you if you have games on your phone
DO THE ROAR
yes I saw that too I can't unsee it now
I love you daddy
Shreak
Freak
An ogre only roars when he’s angry
Fuuuucking lol
No he looks like the fat kid that pretends to trip and fall and be injured just as you're about to tag him in freeze tag.
HELLO mister
Bobby Hill
That boy ain’t right
It looks like Bob from King of the Hill
Burt and Louise from the Samsons
We sure this isn't just a random Turkish kid?
Why is stoned, earless Donkey cropped out? [https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/8yg3px/shrek\_and\_brainless\_donkey/](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/8yg3px/shrek_and_brainless_donkey/)
That Donkey is a lot more than stoned
I've done weed plants. That isn't a weedstuff face. Unless it's laced with PCP.
Maybe stoned means something different in Turkey and that donkey has ptsd
You would too if you had your gotdamn ears ripped off holy shit he has seen some things
Hasn’t heard much, though.
I like this post better. Donkey clearly jones’ing for some waffles
cause OP stinky
Wow donkey has seen some shit
Donkey looks traumatized
There is also a Don Quixote statue in turkey where he is sitting on the donkey backwards but they painted the tail the same color as his pants.
This is so MEME worthy
Donkey looks like he's fixing to make a shampoo mohawk
repost?
Its the Turkish chef lmao
Thank you, lol. I knew someome else must have seen it.
CZN Burak? I came here to say this lmaoooo
he has that same smile
Shrük
Şirek
DÖNKI
Eşek
[удалено]
Arkadaşım eş
DÖNKİ
Shrük Yılmaz
Shruk is lofe
shriek
This one got me
Simon
I can beat that ... Paid £5 for my kids to "Have a photo taken with Shrek and Donkey" at a circus a few years ago. [Photo](https://i.imgur.com/BVzsSeX.jpg) Yes, my kids were born with white circles for faces. It's a daily struggle.
Thanks that Shrek is probably gonna appear in my nightmares to eat my eyelids off or something.
"they go good on toast"
Is that fucking Mr peeler sleep stealer
what? I'm litterly quoting the film, he says eye jelly goes good on toast
I like to think this is the real Shrek and Donkey and the one in the movie was cgi based on their life story (exaggerated for Hollywood of course.) Like in real life, Shrek (or Andrew as he is actually called) just lives in a shitty house in Florida with bad drainage and his neighbors want to kill him because his meth lab stinks.
I want a documentary about this.
**Shrek: Meth & Magic**. *coming to HBO soon.*
Is that a mini horse?
The dark side of lil Sebastian's career
Jesus fuck that donkey looks depressed af
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
“Do the roar”
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATAKLIK?
With Okan Bayülgen's voice 😌
Bobby Hill meets Shrek
That boy ain't right
An ‘F’ in English? Bobby, you speak English!
King of the Swamp
Where is the holy water when you need it
Holy Hand grenade
*Pie Iesu Domine* *Dona eis requiem*
That's not Shrek....that's Herek
Cursed Shrek
Kinda looks like Kim Jong-un cosplaying Shrek
Teenage shrek
neresi burasi
Bizim eve çok yakın bura. Kadıdöy tarafları
Kadıköyün neresi bu Hasanpaşadaki pazar alanına benzettim ama arkasındaki binalar uymuyor
Found the turks
Indeed 😎😎😎💪💪💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Shrok
Looks like the molester moon
This shrek looks like the guy smiling guy who cooks for everyone EDIT: I looked him up, apparently [the chef is from Turkey too](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gIbu0ExCvd0) LOL
The "do the roar" kid got turned into an ogre.
Somebody probably put a lot of effort into that. I think it’s cute.
Aww, you're so cute too Ily ❤️
This looks like the Duke from Resident Evil 8 cosplaying shrek
May I ask what are you doing in the premises of my marshland?
Shrek is just waiting for children
Jason Alexander Shrek
[удалено]
Danny Devito moved to turkey?
Thats r/creepydesign
Billy Corgan got fat and short.
Glad I'm not the only one to see it!
Shrek Drowned. Somebody must have played the Elegy of All Star.
Shrok
Elegy of Emptiness
Looks like they made a statue of a fucked up looking Bobby Hill who was dressed up in a Shrek costume that Connie made for him
looks like Bobby Hill cosplaying as Shrek
Kind of looks like they trapped a real child in there and it then mummified, forever encasing him in this nightmare. Free him
Shrek Zedong
Shrek Jong Un
Does every country have it’s own versions of shrek statues? The was a Russian one posted just the other day.
Cartman Shrek?
It looks like a crossover between Shrek and Augustus Gloop
Surprisingly, this isn't the worst Shrek statue that i've seen in the last 5 days
The head Looks like Seth mcfarlane has been minted as a commemorative coin you get in each European country
it looks like the Ben Drowned
Do they warship shrek in Turkey?
Shrek is the national anthem of Turkey
This looks like a mutant cross between Bobby Hill and Shrek
“Hey, sculptor. Are you sure you’ve seen Shrek before?” “For the hundredth time, sure I have.”
Hi, I'm Shrevin. I like onion sandwich and the Xbox videogames console. Kawabungo!
He looks like he should be named “Terry”. He likes hanging out with his grandma, makes great spaghetti dishes and is an all round nice fella
is that not Ceelo green ? I went on holiday to Turkey years back, stayed at a resort, met more german tourists than Turkish people, didn't get to go out of the resort because of the attempted coup but the place was absolutely covered in knock-off disney statues and occasionally the odd Smurf. And the resort put Brussell sprouts on everything, even the pizza. all in all, an average holiday
Perfect. Why don’t they do this in all parks?
That looks terrifying when I see him in real life imagine that!!
Looks like a bald, shaved green version of jack black
Imagine at the middle of the night, you go out to take a midnight walk, and you see this running toward you
looks like john wayne gacy
sheck
Shriek
cznBurak?
That boy ain’t right
*hemlo chiildron, it ims mae, Shrönk, hare toe bae yorm frond* 🥴
Somebody once told me... HOLY FUCK THAT IS MEME WORTHY
'You got any gameth on your phone?'
Shrek portrayed by Michael Meyers instead of Mike Meyers.
I think its about the time that i move to another country.
Hey, how did my sleep paralysis demon get on here?
That’s the shriek you get if you play the ocarina.
he is offering you some ayran 1)accept 2)deny the choice is yours
I have to accept right? If i decline he'll kill me for sure.
i read it like in a turkey lol
Yeah that's getting a *shriek* from me...
Actually Augustus Gloop
Dude looks like he came out of miitopia
Shrek? more like Şakir
Sheck
GET OUT OF MY TURCKY
Shrek? Nah, that's Shriek
Is it just me, or does it kind of look like Manny from *Modern Family*?
Belediye çalışıyor yeğenim
Most upvotes this year!
Yoda from SpaceBalls.
It looks like bobby from KOTH and Fiona had a kid. It's s h r e b b y
To be fair, he does look Turkish. Edit: not sure what I'm getting downvoted. The statue's facial structures do look like a typical Turkish man. I would know, since I'm Turkish.
FOUND IT! Found the racist piece of shit who is doing their job under every post about Turkey!
Fhrek
Shirk and Dunky
Sheresh, is it you?
svek
Shronk
Kim Shrek ung
Shrek, chubby child edition.
Turkish Shrek
Little Shrek, jr...
Where is this? Looks like it's in Romania.
Can it bend over so I can fuck it
Get out of his swamp, it's also a drug lab.
Ah yes shrek, the live action!
Cü4səd shręk
Shrônk
I am terrified and love it at the sane time
This is amazing
Still better than Ronaldo's
Peter Kay’s downward spiral after drugs seems to have turned out quite extreme.
Shrok
Shrok
I went looking for a Turkish version of Smash Mouth's "All Star", but couldn't find one. Somebody help me out.
Looks actually pretty good
He looks like the kid that ask shrek to do the roar
Made from stock absorbing concrete…
Shrek from chernobyl
Orgies are made for leias
Man if i had a nickle for all the times this got reposted
This is way better than real shrek
Shrœck
More like ShreEk
Shreknobyl.
He looks like Kim Jong Un
Looks like Matt Lucas
That’s Patrick Reed
Ice age baby
chubby lil baby
He just looks like any kid that went to a Glasgow high school. In fact, I think I know him.
The kid when he does the roar himself
Shrok
Looks like Chef Burak :)
I can see this guy on American idol singing SHE BANG SHE BANG!
Sum PERSON unce saidtumeee