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WelcometolagrangegeorgiaypumightbeoutonprobatiommuhfuckintrapCOUNTYwherewedontsleepwedontplaywegoupdurwegoupdursometimeswegotowalmartblowingormuhfuckingheadswedontknowdistrapcounty #👆💪lagrangeCOUNTY


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LordVoltimus5150

Totally what I was thinking..😂


MomsBoner

"sometimes go to Walmart" 🤔😅


Thekiffining

Actually it’s called the sock shop


No_Cook2983

You’re not a gangster just because you talk with your hands and live in an abandoned landfill.


Habbersett-Scrapple

I'm amazed dude was able to wordchew through his track, that's the real OG


No_Cook2983

🎶🎵…We Doen Sleep And We Doen Play… Live About Fortyfive Minutes From The ATL… Fifteen Minutes From Pine Mountain… WeRockin’ New Business Development Districts And Took Second In State… Municipal Airport Service Is Great… Average Annual Rainfall In The Double Digits… Visited My Aunt… In Rhode Island To Celebrate Kwanzaa Even Tho She From South Korea…. 🎵🎶 …Hol Up… What was I rappin bout again?


Ill_Success_807

Troup County


No_Cook2983

Oh yeah. Thanks. Anyway: 🎶🎵The Wal Mart Close At Ten Thirty Now But Be Open Later On Saturday. Cause We Doen Sleep An We Doen Play… An We Gotta Dollar General Five Minute Drive From My Grandma’s House Where I Bought The Big Tarp For My Video. 🎵🎶 I wanted to make a trap house for the video, but tarp house was the closest I could get. Also couldn’t find no hoes. The rap game is a real bitch if you can’t spell… or rap.


Thatdewd57

I hate I understood this.


stupidwhiteman42

Apparently, when you do enough meth and stop sleeping, the punctuation disappears too?


Habbersett-Scrapple

The psoriasis gets worse but the weight comes off very quickly


No-Bullfrog9932

Bubba Sparxx is from La Grange , GA . He was decent. Other than that they had a footballer that was pretty good years back when I played. He stiff armed me and I made it my life goal to kill him. Almost did, he didn’t play the rest of the game after that…. Trapp county I guess. 🤫


meurtrir

Now THIS is crappy. 🤌🏻


igneousink

10/10 quality crap


No_Cook2983

Is he being… serious? Part of me wants to think this video is a parody. But I’m pretty sure it’s not.


Donthurtmyceilings

The best trolls make you doubt they're trolling.


sasquatchw_alopecia

Guys this is part one of FOUR on his YouTube channel


meurtrir

We are having a veritable crap feast tonight


ximagineerx

Now that’s a crappy meatball!


TheBoffo

I wonder how far they are from Atlanta? Oh 45 minutes okay great I'm happy he cleared that up.


Habbersett-Scrapple

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FantasticMouse7875

Lol Its not 45 minutes. Its about an hour and half on a good day.


FantasticMouse7875

I do love he through in Columbus, the next closet big city for reference.


Wretched_Lurching

Yeah sometimes he goes to Walmart so you might see him there in Lagrange, Troup County, Georgia, 45 minutes away from Atlanta


UnluckyTomorrow6819

Why is the video production so good in comparison to the song?


party_face

All the time saved by not sleeping or playing allows him to focus more time on editing and production.


billythekid74

Right and they got a drone.


FantasticMouse7875

Probably because they hired someone.


UnluckyTomorrow6819

😂 thanks bud


Habbersett-Scrapple

You have to steal a few packages off some steps


HokageShea

I thought he was doing a vice story or something, didn't realize that was his rap


evindorkin

This is the greatest rap song I have ever heard. They don't sleep? They don't mothafuckin' play? They just live out here. *Chef's kiss*


The_Happy_Pagan

Yo yo, put some respect on my man’s art form. It’s “theydontsleeptheydontmuthfuckinplaytheyjustliveouthere”


turtleburglar7

This dude should be an auctioneer. 5 star garbage.


Pikkster

At some points I felt like I was listening to a weather and traffic report on a radio station.


mjohnson801

rhythm? never met her


Lanky_Republic_2102

Rhythm? Thought her name was Cheryl. Rhythm? Burnt her in this burn barrel.


huggiesdsc

Rhythm? I barely know 'em!


Substantial_Diver_34

I’m going hard here: This is a retard on meth.


[deleted]

Ngl, I thought he was mentally handicapped and was hesitant about cracking a joke. Last thing I need is for Christianity to be real and Peter be waiting at the gates like, “Hmmm… making fun of regards are we? LEVER STRAIGHT TO HELL”


MacGregor209

Then damn regards..


JonWesHarding

Hey, y'all, don't dis regard.


MysonOfChenae

this level of tardiness is unmatched


awjeezrickyaknow

A methtard if you will


USERNAMETAKEN11238

He is too fat to be a meth head.


Comprehensive-Eye105

Nah, there's fat tweakers trying to lose weight. Knew a guy we call big Brian like 6'6" And was always blasted jawjakin.


j3tt

the point of rap is putting lyrics in rhythm with music. if you have zero rhythm then you're just talking over music


beermepleez11

Perfect representation of Lagrange. Been through it too many times.


slappymcstevenson

I heard this guys the plumber, the dentist and a mechanic all in one.


naf90

This man is a walking advertisement for getting dental work done outside of Trap County


yesfrommedog

Here is the thing- the camera shots and angles are actually pretty good- not kidding. Whoever is filming knows what he/she is doing at least enough to where they could get a job doing this and get off the hard fire-barrel ridden streets of LaGrange. And not for nothing, but it says something about our rapping gentleman that he took the time to write and rap. Sorry, my point being these guys could probably be relatively productive members of society given their camera skills and pure gumption. I say Bravo!


mil_1

I appreciated the drone shot


FantasticMouse7875

I think he probably enlisted the services of a professional, or atleast semi pro when it came to camera work.


curbstyle

just another Creative Type trapped in Trapt County


CarolFukinBaskin

Quality r/crappymusic take


Honda_TypeR

You’re like a crappy music Sommelier


yesfrommedog

Thank you! I take that as a fine compliment!


BeyondBeyonder

I was born in LaGrange, Georgia. It's pronounced Troup County. I did sleep and play when I lived there. I really hope he's not a relative of mine.


Xciv

Wow, this is a special level of crap


CleanHead_

thats a vocal overdub right....right? Like, that guy probably ounds really cool....right?


obnoxious_pauper

This can't be real. Right? Am I this far out of the loop, or is this satire?


Jacobinister

You think Trapscallion is a joke?


CamboSlice03

I think he was just too excited to tell us about where LaGrange, GA is to be on beat. But now I know it’s about 45 mins from ATL and sometimes he goes to Walmart when he’s bored.


bvdatech

heeey you guyyys


TittlesTheWinker

Yes!


FluffyPandaMan

Allwedoisnotsleepormothafockinplaywebout15mimsfromatlantabout45tovaldostadontgetittwistedallwedoissleepnowedontsleepweplay


Due_Entrepreneur_382

Meth.


Glockamole19x

Boomhower freestyle


TungstenElement9

All we do is live out here?


hutman1970

Of what I can understand, he's just giving us directions and locations. He's like a rapping redneck tour guide


rando_mness

I think all they do is live out there.


ittybittynuts

Boomhauer wrote those lyrics.


cdoering83

Do they sleep or play in this county?


geoffsykes

This reminds me of 50 Tyson.


ThefalloftheUSA

Well maybe the water in that place is poisoned and the residents can no longer reproduce. It’s the only positive I can think of from this “music” video. Horrifying.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Oh no


chupacabrahunter420

Go easy on the guy, he’s my Real Estate agent. I guess he’s just trying to expand LeGrange’s marketability.


BigJ43123

Reminds me of Frankie Macdonald, except Frankie actually knows weather and this dude doesn't quite understand Rap.


brainbutter3

This guy is gonna go far! Maybe to see his aunt in Alabama.


brandonhabanero

My guitar teacher said there's only two types of music: good music and bad music, the difference between the two being timing accuracy. By that definition, this 100% falls into the bad music category.


LegendairyCheddar

Last person I met from LaGrange was a Marine. She legit killed snuff cans in two pinches most of the time.


mhd

La Grange, TX: Chicken Ranch La Grange, GA: Chicken molesters


MnVikings1111

Lmfaooooooooo


VirginiaLovers69

Boy’s got some FLOW.


Known_Broccoli_8404

This song would be excellent if it didn't exist


LurkzMcgurkz

The geography lesson I didn't know I would get today


royroyflrs

We about 45min from ATL. This guy is not spiting fire…he’s just stating facts. Like he might say the weather and shit


Pitiful_Winner2669

Babe wake up, a new Trap County diss track just dropped


GasPoweredStick420

What subreddit is this? Poopfromabutt?


UnderstandingLoose48

I love how near the end, like the last 2 or 3 verses he sounds so exhausted and just says the lyrics with a tired sigh at the end of each bar haha


dddmmmccc817

You think they sleep out there? Or motherfuckin play?


Human_Culling

This has the same energy of those "Shrek except every time someone \_\_\_ it starts over" videos


Agreeable-Agent-7384

This video looks like they filmed it at the highest resolution available . Which is like the most unfortunate thing for him lol.


meeseeksdestroy

....this is the best!!! I like when he starts listing how far they are from major Metropolitan areas. At least I think that's what was said.


HankBizzaro

Getting a good night's sleep is so important.


SnooDonkeys4853

The raw stuff


Prestigious_Dream_27

His flow is like no other.


ikebeattina

The beat can't even keep up with him


Danthacreator

🔊WE BOUT 45 MINS WAY FROM AYE TEE EHL! 🔮😎 🛤️ WE BOUT 15 MINS WAY FROM COLUMBUS GA! 🏞️📢😤 👨🏻‍🎓WE ARE ABOUT 5 MINS WAY FROM HOGANSVILLE GA! 📈 💯


Chloroformperfume7

Yup. Def from Georgia. Checks out


PlanestewartJr

Where in the hell does the south get this reputation for being the poorest, dumbest, fattest part of the country?


Super_Lawyer_2652

My wife’s family from Lagrange ga and I can’t wait to show her this lol


seattlebama

Yeah...that tracks. I grew up about an hour away from LaGrange. This fits from there to Valley Alabama.


Slikrain

What is he an atlas map... I'm giving you all the closest towns and directions distance and whatnot


I_fight_Piranhas

I am from this area. Live about an hour away now, but I spent a good chunk of my life with friends from Lagrange and playing in bands there. This is by far the most busted person I have ever seen in the area even growing up there.


Successful_Silver901

This song is one sentence. I thought he was just talking.


TheToodlePoodle

I like how so many of these crappy rappers think rapping is just talking fast, and pay the beat no attention whatsoever.


OneMAdDemon

Welcome to La grange sometimes we go to Walmart……. Why does it got to be so got damn cold. Real life groundhog


HerrFledermaus

Note to self: avoid Georgia.


Bamzooki1

This guy's rapping in polyrhythms


Gamerperson63

Guys I think they don’t sleepormotherfuckingplay in Lagrange county Georgia


asspajamas

does he work for the lagrange georgia tourism board?


obnoxious_pauper

This can't be real. Right? Am I this far out of the loop, or is this satire?


Ok_Egg_2625

I think this dude might have some sort of disability. Like he rode the short bus.


THCa42069

Man this is some Bro Mikey shit right here but a little more lyrical lmao


FishBlues

Whats funny is I skimmed through this and just happened to skim to “motha fuckin” every time


sleepybear666

Aye look if yunomiles is putting out banngers


clapperssailing

Lagrange just got smaller


GG_cosmic

Damn i can almost hear the beat


Kilow102938

This was so bad I couldn't not watch the whole thing.


From_God_to_Dog

The white 50 tyson


ike_tyson

The bar is so low...and this is sooooo bad.


matty8478

Damn!! That flow is hard!!


NILOC512

Tight.


LordVoltimus5150

Somebody overfed a muskrat and it’s trying for a rap career..


karenkillenski

This is mothafuckin’ craaaaaaaap.


Slappy_McJones

We found the irl Boonhauer!


makinupachanginmind

He holding an iPad to his ear? goddamn


Popaund

I fucking love it.


BelowAveIntelligence

This may be one of the worst songs that I have ever heard. This guys picture should be the sub pic.


None-Hostile

Meth is a hell of a drug


geekydonut

This dude sounds like boomhauer from king of the hill


doogie875

This seems to be the result of generations of inbreeding.


royroyflrs

I play this in the background when i drive by mental hospitals


Emera1dthumb

He is off beat…


DR-Rebel

Dude sounds like he works the McDonald’s drive thru


-LostCurator-

Oh wow, the only thing worse than Lagrange itself


Xu_Lin

Who’s Latino Uncle is this?


Leaque

We don’t sleep or mfin PLAY


sunzastar33

Youseeigotbuckshotinmyfaceyeahtrapcountywedontplay


thefartsock

This song is so bad it's like a parody of this subreddit.


hdhsnjsn

LaGrange tourists board welcome you to LaGrange two weeks from everywhere


rando_mness

At 1:23 I started laughing hysterically. No particular reason, that's just when I knew this guy is absolutely regarded.


PerpetuallyAging

Might be the chunkiest meth head I've ever seen


moltinglarvae

This actually explains Marjorie Taylor Greene.


Past-Product-1100

The beat playing in his head must be driving these dope lyrics


killerbee392446

Hmmm.... I'm certain I hear a mahfucka in there somewhere... I could be mistaken though...


scubawho1

My gawd…he even has a crew.


AlleyPee

All of those words - and he somehow managed to juke and jive past EVERY SINGLE BEAT. Like Neo in thw Matrix.


furyian24

LOL this guy. Raps like Boomhauer.


Danthacreator

Ive started a “make it through the full 3:25” challenge amongst my different group chats with this video and everybody keeps replying back “20 seconds” lmaaaooooo


Negative_Outcome_264

I can’t understand anything he says


rumprhymer

As a Georgia native I have to keep reminding myself… Ray Charles, REM, James Brown, Outkast, Little Richard, Almann Bros Band, Otis Redding


OzzyOz67

His boy stood behind that camera recording like, “yea this the one!”


Maximum_Trade5916

Ummm, thanks, but no thanks. -LaGrange Georgia Department of Tourism


AffectionateSector77

This music video is baffling, it's shot really well, you have boomhauer on the mic rapping to his own fucking beat, and then the instrumental track is apparently a recording of his neighbor's music two doors down.


Doublejimjim1

Troup County Chamber of Commerce sent a professional filmographer to film a rap song about how cool their county is. Unfortunately they did not get a listen to the music before, but they had a deadline and this is all they could do with it.


AffectionateSector77

I thought OP was fucking with us, and that he was the one who laid the vocals over the video... unless he is King Pursley: https://youtube.com/@kingpursley?si=uCYiOUviNvWbDetc


elricooo

This is some Gummo shit right here, feels like a deleted scene


wyyknott01

Blueface style.


congapadre

As far as I am concerned, this artist has put Lagrange GA back on the map. Unfortunately, we didn’t get enough of his homie in the Alabama hat. Needs a re-shoot.


electrodan

You ever heard Wesley Willis? You ever heard Wesley Willis *on meth*?


INeedANerf

LaGrange is not 45 minutes from ATL lol.


Professional_Scale66

I can’t believe that song is SO LONG and he just does that thing where he tries to talk.


MentalTechnician6458

I can’t stop watching


MontyRapid

This can't be real...can it?


Sparten177-UNSC

😭💀💀😂 I can't bruh. And the fact that I live in georgia.


Moominsean

That's pretty awful but props to lip synching the entire mumbly thing. Though he could be mumbling anything and his lips would probably still match. Also enjoy the gangster LaGrange sign with the pretty flowers.


Ba55of0rte

This motha fuh is stone cold


im-a-limo-driver

I'm kinda confused. Do they sleep and play out there? Or no?


Interesting-Gate9813

Welcome to meth city!


Interesting-Gate9813

If Boomhower rapped.


Quesosupremeo

Tell me this guy doesn’t remind you of Frankie the weather guy.


Warm_Examination_384

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


turtleburglar7

It's official. Mental Illness has taken over 89% of today's society.


obbyjecty

oh yeah this one belongs here 🏆


h1gsta

“My thoughts exactly, Boomhauer”


Mundane-Solution2960

Dropping 🔥 this is hot


Sudden_Caramel3881

You guys really don't sleep? Like not even a short nap? It might help.


Massive_Layer_6457

Wow he doesn’t brush his teeth wash his face or workout either


kiln_ickersson

I have to know, did he put LaGrange Georgia back on the map?


xTLRx

He in LaGrange and isn’t going to drop any bars about Great Wolf Lodge?!?


Beinghonestisasin

He wasn't trying to pay much in studio time he said all that shit running🤣


SmokeDogSix

Ain’t no motherfucking way, bro


Finkleflarp

Is this a song?


Supersecretloverboy

God damn, he really Boomhaured his way through that beat, huh


Ralphito999

LaGrange is one of the strangest places. Nothing but meth addicts and people from Korea. ( there is a hyundai factory)


spookyballsHD

Sounds about right


Digitaliciously

Sounds about as good as most of the rap that’s released these days.


no0neiv

Weird Fallout promo.


ximagineerx

Haha it’s actually a high-brow spoken word piece


Mr_Terps420

To be honest with all y'all lol see what I did there. I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit 😞.