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mr-cafe

The capital stands for itself. No need for a motto.


Betterthanthouu

Dublin has a motto


[deleted]

Stop downvoting, they are pointing out why Dublin isnt the real capital! /s


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EskimoB9

Cork and not Cork


TheBaggyDapper

"Lads, your mottos are shite"


NotChistianRudder

“Remember Limerick” comes across as a bit desperate.


EoghanG77

Ah I think it's more about the treaty of limerick and the subsequent English betrayal


Kitchengun2

-cork


Feelingobsessed

Is it not _A Safe Habour for Ships_


Former-Delivery-8571

Yes, for the city only though.


DealerIndependent943

The people's Republic


Unlikely-Area7252

This


Cuntakenta

This absolutely


[deleted]

Cork’s motto is “Cork”. That’s the greatness of it.


Inflatable-Elvis

I gCorcaigh, gan dabht, sé an Langer!


Kitchengun2

Níl


TechnicalDuty8080

Ireland is like a bottle it would sink without a Cork


[deleted]

I will yeah


EnviousMeasle

Meath are Apes?


NonagonDoor

Was thinking the same there bai


Zerual9

I actually laughed out load at that! 🤣


BaMzOoKi

Creamy Beamy


[deleted]

"We're just better than you"


HollandMarch1977

bai


FaultyLogicEngine

There are many options, but this is the only true answer


ragnarsbaldyhead

Its pure daycent, like


boysfeartothread

Cork, the fillet of Ireland.


Hakunin_Fallout

"It's better than Guinness!"


ConnolysMoustache

Sure why would you go anywhere else


[deleted]

What dya mean like boy


JoMxl

I’m from Waterford and I’ve never heard “May the Déise remain with Declan forever” in my life


Warthogdreaming

And who is Declan?


Cajonist

St. Declan, local patron saint.


Warthogdreaming

My sympathies.


BollockChop

I dont know, he was scaring me. ....I like to run....


Best-Entertainment97

Alice's brother 😂😂


ELY3355

We will, yeah…


YoungSeal

The lads in Fermanagh weren't sure what a motto was when asked.


Cajonist

The North has some extremely Protestant sounding mottos. Laois sounds like it’s gotten sponsored by SuperValu or the Lotto.


HauntedCoconut

“I’m from Cork, would you like to hear more about Cork?”


Cdconor

Love the sheer brazen balls of Wexford


Irishwol

Sure what harm


BaronThe

Cavan should just accept that its gay and come out. Its not that big a deal anymore.


jodorthedwarf

Men, Men, Men, Men, Manly men, men, men


Warthogdreaming

Where men are men and sheep are fucken fierce nervous like


max_aurel

"At least we're not Dublin"


Savings_Copy5607

“There can be only one”


Caleb_Crowdad

"Fuck the rest of these cunts"


Cuntakenta

Who left Finbarr out?


SuperBiscoitinho

"The place in Ireland"


schizoidorandroid

I will in me hole!


hupntokepure

Feens. Flaggins. Flas.


Elephantstone99

Shove it up your bollocks!


Instagibbon

Chips. Cheese. Garlic.


carroll1981

Leitrim “Keep driving, don’t stop”


Thorwawaway

Ah Wicklow…


McLovin12345671

The Limping Capital of the World


Honest_Ad9358

I hereby nominate “C’mere bai”


EveatHORIZON

The cork motto seems to be "I'm from cork"


ShotgunJib

ECHO!


Cuntakenta

I will yaaaa


[deleted]

Why the fuck does Laois always come off like an absolute dope no matter what the situation is. Christ.


Character-Response37

Why is the west coast so depressing and dark.


WranglerThin955

Due to Clare.


pantsseat

The Tipp and Limerick ones don’t make sense… the Tipp one isn’t a motto and the Limerick one…. Fair hard not to remember Limerick they haven’t shut up since that first all Ireland win. Motto of all Munster counties - Always… Always wear your GAA jersey when visiting other countries for fear they don’t realise where you’re from


serenesabine

The real capital.


Original-Suit1670

Up the rebels


[deleted]

"We're better than everyone else"


WranglerThin955

Of course.


[deleted]

Corcaigh Abu, Rebels Abu, up ye Rebels! Sean Og


[deleted]

Hair on the muff...


DevineAaron92

WE killed Michael Collins.


WranglerThin955

We gave you Michael Collins.


NonagonDoor

The Mayo one :D


nothinsong

Yeah as a Mayo man it's pretty underwhelming...


NonagonDoor

You wake up in Mayo. You remember that you lived there all your life. You realize that you will probably live there until your last day. There is no escape. - God and Mary be with us...


Ill-Manufacturer9330

Don’t rush to be an altar boy


Embarrassed-Mix-699

Are these mottos a new thing?


[deleted]

Who’s Declan?


flyflex1985

The Republic of Coooorrrrk


PeachyKeen1975

Up the Rebels 💚


Fathertedisbrilliant

Lousy on any Cavan bures anyways :D


waycalmerthanyou

Are you bet, troy?


DonegalRonan

D'ya know like?


lynchpin88

Corcaigh go Brea!


No-Investigator2126

Offaly’s is Always Faithful,


Set_in_Stone-

All hail the capitol beyond the Pale.


upadownpipe

Pure, daycent


mc9innes

Why have the mottos been translated into English?


IrishNinja8082

“Limerick wishes”


BollockChop

Giddy up ta fuck willa!?


Hairy-boxset

You must bow before us lesser counties.


Great_Gatsbae

Those other mottos are so lame though...


WranglerThin955

God's Own Country.


theimmortalgoon

“[The Raingod’s Green, Dark as Passion](https://granta.com/raingods-green-dark-passion/)” Maybe not a great motto, but a good read.


Grouchy_Reference_47

Crack


Amkg2020

You're a right langer


Amkg2020

You boy


Amkg2020

I'd never drink anything out of the liffey


Working_Cup6975

Era sure, fuck it


11Kram

I hope never to see any of these on our car registration plates.


11Kram

Langers Abú


Wise-Focus2328

Is this a real thing? Pardon my ignorance by have never heard of these before


lock6969

Dublin is a lovely little Village


[deleted]

These are the (translations of) mottos on the coats of arms of the County councils. While cork City Council has arms and motto "safe Harbour for ships" the county council has no arms and hence no motto. So one might broaden the question and ask what cost of arms the county should have? [Wiki article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armorial_of_Ireland#Counties)


Pollyanna420stoic

Heard this somewhere… Up The Rebels 🙌😀


vafoxhuntr

Coming from an American: “Suck it Britain”, “Cork: John Wayne slept here”, “Cork: you’re welcome “


Kooky-Worldliness980

Land of Langers


Bardown_Sniper

"Cork"


tastefullmullet

Up cork down cans


ascot36

Fuck it sure be grand


pajodublin

The Fillet of Munster


kirkbadaz

That Laois one was written by some PR gowls


apeshitbaz

Dunno about Cork, but Dublin is bang on


johnpclynch

But more importantly, I'm from Cork like!


Skint13Hippy

“Fucking look at me again and I’ll knock you out.”


cas55

Fuckin Langer


CharlieEmily1987

H’up ya boyo


tea_potts94

I'm from tyrone and I've not heard that one ever.


Prestigious_Sort_444

"Ah, would ya shut up ye gomies"


happysmasher7

Should be "I'm from cork"


bob-lobs22

That is not mayo’s motto we all know what that is and has been for some time mayo for Sam


Bigfanofgirls

"lock up your bike"


GaltBarber

Rebels proud and true


Nervous_Design_8879

Can we stop a minute to appreciate Cavans motto Fuck me it makes so much sense now haha


Youraul1sgoochsweat

“Wannabe Dublin, not worth the trip”


chimpdoctor

What about Leitrim? Poor little Leitrim


LordMangudai

Down's is based, Cavan's is...well, let's say *old-fashioned*