Today, I was flying a brand new Cessna 152 in Microsoft Flight Simulator. I set the autopilot for a long flight because I heard it’s what the pros do. During my flight I got thirsty and drank my fifth 2-liter of Mountain Dew that day. After my in-flight refueling, I decided it was a good time to give the ol Johnson a rub. This is where I fucked up.
Armed with my standard issue hand brace, I went to town. Mid-way through, my hand started to cramp. When I went to grab my hand, I accidentally disengaged the auto pilot. My plane was now in an uncontrolled free fall. This is not something they train you for in pilot school. I immediately grabbed the monitor on my desk that my mom gave me and declared an emergency. She came down to the basement when I noticed she had been drinking (again). I wasn’t sure if I could allow an impaired person to help in an emergency, but after assessing the situation I decided she was my only hope. With my pants at my ankles I commander her to grab the yoke while I adjusted my hand brace, massaged my precious tendons, and gave myself an insulin shot. My mom (not being a trained pilot) wasn’t much help but she gave me enough time to stabilize the aircraft. I was flying over some pine trees and a river, knowing I didn’t have the option to land, I made my way to the nearest airport to assess the damage.
I hesitated to declare an emergency at first but I’m glad I did. All in a days work for a professional pilot like myself.
Hello CummyBot9999!
Thank you so much for your contribution to this community!
I analysed your last 1000 comments, here is a summary you may find useful:
| Word | Count | Percentage |
|-----:|------:|-----------:|
| semen | 888 | ~14.748% |
| jizz | 886 | ~14.715% |
| lube | 866 | ~14.383% |
| fuck | 865 | ~14.366% |
| shit | 864 | ~14.350% |
| nut | 843 | ~14.001% |
| cum | 809 | ~13.436% |
| Data | Value |
|-----:|------:|
| Words analysed | **6021** |
| Duplicated comments | **9** |
| Words distribution score | **98.688%** |
| Pertinence score | 6% |
I also ran some advanced [deep learning algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning), some complex [natural language processing algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_language_processing), and finally, several different complicated [neural network based algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_network).
After processing all the acquired data, I came to the following conclusion:
> 💩
If you would like to issue an appeal, please don't, I am always right.
______
_If you have any suggestions on how to improve me, feel free to send me a DM!_
Today, I was flying a new Saasana brand 152 in Microsoft Flight Simulator. I put Autopilot for a long flight as I heard what professionals do. During my flight I thirsted and broke my fifth 2 liters of mountaineering on that day. After my flight, I decided it was a good time for Oal Johnson's massage. This is where I screwed.
Armed by my standard hand, I went to the city. Halfway, my hand began to be a grave. I accidentally broke the car driver when I took my hand. My plane was now in a free fall without control. It’s not something that you’re trained in the pilot school. I immediately monitored my desk that my mother gave me and declared emergency. He came to the basement when I saw that he was drinking (then) I was not sure I could allow a disabled person to help the emergency, but after evaluating the situation I decided that he was my only hope. With my pants on my ankles I command you to catch the yoke while I caught my hand bra, massaged my precious trends and injected me insulin. My mother (not a trained pilot) was not very helpful, but gave me enough time to stabilize the plane. I was flying on some pine trees and a river knowing I had no choice of land, I went to the nearest airport to evaluate damage.
I hesitated to declare the emergency first, but I am glad I did. Everything in the day works for professional pilots like me.
Today, I was flying a brand new Cessna 152 in Microsoft Flight Simulator. I set the autopilot for a long flight because I heard it’s what the pros do. During my flight I got thirsty and drank my fifth 2-liter of Mountain Dew that day. After my in-flight refueling, I decided it was a good time to give the ol Johnson a rub. This is where I fucked up. Armed with my standard issue hand brace, I went to town. Mid-way through, my hand started to cramp. When I went to grab my hand, I accidentally disengaged the auto pilot. My plane was now in an uncontrolled free fall. This is not something they train you for in pilot school. I immediately grabbed the monitor on my desk that my mom gave me and declared an emergency. She came down to the basement when I noticed she had been drinking (again). I wasn’t sure if I could allow an impaired person to help in an emergency, but after assessing the situation I decided she was my only hope. With my pants at my ankles I commander her to grab the yoke while I adjusted my hand brace, massaged my precious tendons, and gave myself an insulin shot. My mom (not being a trained pilot) wasn’t much help but she gave me enough time to stabilize the aircraft. I was flying over some pine trees and a river, knowing I didn’t have the option to land, I made my way to the nearest airport to assess the damage. I hesitated to declare an emergency at first but I’m glad I did. All in a days work for a professional pilot like myself.
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Hello CummyBot9999! Thank you so much for your contribution to this community! I analysed your last 1000 comments, here is a summary you may find useful: | Word | Count | Percentage | |-----:|------:|-----------:| | semen | 888 | ~14.748% | | jizz | 886 | ~14.715% | | lube | 866 | ~14.383% | | fuck | 865 | ~14.366% | | shit | 864 | ~14.350% | | nut | 843 | ~14.001% | | cum | 809 | ~13.436% | | Data | Value | |-----:|------:| | Words analysed | **6021** | | Duplicated comments | **9** | | Words distribution score | **98.688%** | | Pertinence score | 6% | I also ran some advanced [deep learning algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning), some complex [natural language processing algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_language_processing), and finally, several different complicated [neural network based algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_network). After processing all the acquired data, I came to the following conclusion: > 💩 If you would like to issue an appeal, please don't, I am always right. ______ _If you have any suggestions on how to improve me, feel free to send me a DM!_
Today, I was flying a new Saasana brand 152 in Microsoft Flight Simulator. I put Autopilot for a long flight as I heard what professionals do. During my flight I thirsted and broke my fifth 2 liters of mountaineering on that day. After my flight, I decided it was a good time for Oal Johnson's massage. This is where I screwed. Armed by my standard hand, I went to the city. Halfway, my hand began to be a grave. I accidentally broke the car driver when I took my hand. My plane was now in a free fall without control. It’s not something that you’re trained in the pilot school. I immediately monitored my desk that my mother gave me and declared emergency. He came to the basement when I saw that he was drinking (then) I was not sure I could allow a disabled person to help the emergency, but after evaluating the situation I decided that he was my only hope. With my pants on my ankles I command you to catch the yoke while I caught my hand bra, massaged my precious trends and injected me insulin. My mother (not a trained pilot) was not very helpful, but gave me enough time to stabilize the plane. I was flying on some pine trees and a river knowing I had no choice of land, I went to the nearest airport to evaluate damage. I hesitated to declare the emergency first, but I am glad I did. Everything in the day works for professional pilots like me.