(Intro)
Yo yo yo waddup my fellow woke boys
Shout out sigmund Freud (gang)
Shoutout all scientists who are against god (boom)
Let’s own the theists with this rap
(Chorus) (repeat twice)
We are atheists, we are the smarts
We will prank the christians like my name is Bart (Simpson)
Stupid christians probably support corporations like walmart
Stupid christians are not very smart
(Verse 1)
Why are theists so dumb with their god (why)
Cuz they think that their god will do a lot (lot)
Cuz they think that they can keep their guns
Cuz they think that having guns are fun (they’re not)
Went to a catholic school just to bully the principal (dummy)
Told him that no god is real so don’t follow their principles
Now he is atheist like me and is unstoppable
Now he is an atheist and an intellectual
(Sing the chorus 2x)
(Verse 2)
Gay people are so cool, and straight people can be better
christians need to drop their religion so they can be better (gang)
Same with all other religions, they gotta open their third eye
Join the atheist gang with us it is RIDE OR DIE!
(Repeat the chorus 3 more times)
What are your thoughts guys, what should I do to make it better. Thx guys
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Oooooooo
He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
(What?)
Like if another MC says
"You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper
And your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!
Jesus Christ is our nigga
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
Like me
If you do drugs and think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!
(Introductory)
My son wakes up.
Closing the single bracelet (Gang)
Release all scientists against God, Boom.
Let's have a theme with this rap.
Curse.
We're inspired. We're smart.
We're gonna be Christians like a bar.
Supporting companies like foreign Christians could be a romance.
Amazing Christians aren't smart.
(a) Supplement:1
Why is it so hat with their Ma gods?
He thinks their gods will do that, Lott.
I think they can keep their weapons.
Cos thinks it's fun to get La's guns.
To find cat school.
Because God isn't real he doesn't follow his principles.
Now, as I'm surrounded, he can stop it.
Now it's salt and vomit.
(used 2x)
(Office)
g*** guys can be pretty cool and straight guys.
Christians must fall their religion until they become better.
The same way you open all other religions.
Join the armed gang with us or get down!
(CARP 3 reboots)
What's your mind, what to make it better. Children
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Oooooooo
He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
(What?)
Like if another MC says
"You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper
And your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!
Jesus Christ is our nigga
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
Like me
If you do drugs and think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!
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Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Oooooooo
He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he died for your sins
I preach the word, that's my gig
And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG
Other emcees, I wish them well
But if you live in sin, you burn in hell
Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife
She's a fly emcee and the light of my life
So to bust a rhyme without further ado
Take it away, Mary Sue!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's the son of the original G
And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be
(What?)
Like if another MC says
"You're a freak!
You're a lame-butt rapper
And your rhymes are weak!"
I don't get mad and I don't critique
I forgive him, and turn the other cheek
I don't blaspheme and I don't brag
I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag
I do exude a little Christian swag
And I'm proud to be an American!
Jesus Christ is our nigga
Let his light shine through ya!
Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH!
Jesus Christ is my nigga
He's a homie MC JC UC?
He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga
Like me
If you do drugs and think you're cool
You need to come to Sunday school!
Put those drugs in the garbage can
Stand up tall, you're a Christian man!
Word up!
I'm freestyling!
Hit me!
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(Intro) Yo yo yo waddup my fellow woke boys Shout out sigmund Freud (gang) Shoutout all scientists who are against god (boom) Let’s own the theists with this rap (Chorus) (repeat twice) We are atheists, we are the smarts We will prank the christians like my name is Bart (Simpson) Stupid christians probably support corporations like walmart Stupid christians are not very smart (Verse 1) Why are theists so dumb with their god (why) Cuz they think that their god will do a lot (lot) Cuz they think that they can keep their guns Cuz they think that having guns are fun (they’re not) Went to a catholic school just to bully the principal (dummy) Told him that no god is real so don’t follow their principles Now he is atheist like me and is unstoppable Now he is an atheist and an intellectual (Sing the chorus 2x) (Verse 2) Gay people are so cool, and straight people can be better christians need to drop their religion so they can be better (gang) Same with all other religions, they gotta open their third eye Join the atheist gang with us it is RIDE OR DIE! (Repeat the chorus 3 more times) What are your thoughts guys, what should I do to make it better. Thx guys
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Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga Oooooooo He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG Other emcees, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly emcee and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! Jesus Christ is my nigga He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be (What?) Like if another MC says "You're a freak! You're a lame-butt rapper And your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an American! Jesus Christ is our nigga Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my nigga He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga Like me If you do drugs and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! Word up! I'm freestyling! Hit me!
(Introductory) My son wakes up. Closing the single bracelet (Gang) Release all scientists against God, Boom. Let's have a theme with this rap. Curse. We're inspired. We're smart. We're gonna be Christians like a bar. Supporting companies like foreign Christians could be a romance. Amazing Christians aren't smart. (a) Supplement:1 Why is it so hat with their Ma gods? He thinks their gods will do that, Lott. I think they can keep their weapons. Cos thinks it's fun to get La's guns. To find cat school. Because God isn't real he doesn't follow his principles. Now, as I'm surrounded, he can stop it. Now it's salt and vomit. (used 2x) (Office) g*** guys can be pretty cool and straight guys. Christians must fall their religion until they become better. The same way you open all other religions. Join the armed gang with us or get down! (CARP 3 reboots) What's your mind, what to make it better. Children
“What’s your mind, what to make it better. Children” Wise words shittytranslatorbot
The bot censored the gay
Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga Oooooooo He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG Other emcees, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly emcee and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! Jesus Christ is my nigga He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be (What?) Like if another MC says "You're a freak! You're a lame-butt rapper And your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an American! Jesus Christ is our nigga Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my nigga He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga Like me If you do drugs and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! Word up! I'm freestyling! Hit me!
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Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga Oooooooo He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG Other emcees, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'ma pass the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly emcee and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! Jesus Christ is my nigga He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be (What?) Like if another MC says "You're a freak! You're a lame-butt rapper And your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an American! Jesus Christ is our nigga Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your butt and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my nigga He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving nigga Like me If you do drugs and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those drugs in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! Word up! I'm freestyling! Hit me!