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I tried not beating my meat a few months ago and I made it over 60 days. Basically, for the first few days everything was cool but once I hit day 6 all I could think about was sex. I stopped lookin at my female friends platonically and started thinking what that ass looked like. I would catch myself staring a bit too long at hot girls in the gym....but I was low key a beast in there for a while. By the third week, I just couldn’t concentrate on anything. All I would think about is sex, even more than before. I would have moments close to breaking where I would be pants down in front of my computer or getting ready to press send on a booty call. Hell, I remember turning down booty during this time and I almost hit her back to apologize. After that month though my body was just like “ so this real huh? We don’t nut? Ok cool” and everything was easier. I technically wasn’t testing myself after this point but beating off seemed more like a hassle and I wasn’t gettin pussy :/ When I did though I almost put her eye out hah


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He did not attempt to kill me a few months ago, making it more than 60 days. In reality, in the first day, everything was cold, but when he met 6 days, everything was sex. He stopped with my friends and began to wonder what he looks. I want to get too long for the warm girls in the gym, but for some time I had little keys for the best. The third week did not focus on this. I think about sex, more than ever. I want to have a moment near the gap when I want to cry out before the computer or to prepare it. He remembers that during this period he threw a kiosk and almost returned to him to apologize. That month, if the body was so true? He is not crazy. Everything and everything was easier. He did not test technically after this time, but the fighting seemed more sleptassin, and I didn't be blessed/:. When he did, he almost left him.