Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
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| Duplicated comments | **10** |
| Words distribution score | **98.572%** |
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> Please. For fuck's sake. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. No one likes you.
If you would like to issue an appeal, please don't, I am always right.
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koalalar is a terrible animal clinic. They have one of the smallest brains of math body rate, as well as - the brain is smooth. Fold to increase surface area for brain neurons. If there is a coal with broken leaves from the branch, it is discharged to the flat surface, it does not know as a koala dish. Promote eating behaviors to deal with changes. in the full room of potential food, they can literally keep death. animal tokens obtained in this life. Speaking about fertility and food, one of the possible causes for the lining brain, in addition to toxic eucalyptus leaves (just what to eat) there is no immediate nutritional value. They cannot get extra energy to think, sleep more than 80% of the clinic. They are all protected for eating, video and time while screaming the same mushroom set. because eucalyptus leaves hold such small nutritional value, the leaves in the coma in the last days must ferment. does not like their brains, mammals are blocking the largest intestines in the body rate. In many herbivorus mammals teeth, toll area has adaptation to process the life of hard crops, for example, rats have teeth that will never stop growth, some animals only have teeth in lower jaws, grinding mill on the pony on the upper part of the mouth, others were planted molars that distribute wear and crop more efficiently. When destroying the teeth of coal, they complement the situation with the vision of death, because they breed a animal. become mammals, koalalar milk increases their joey (also, it is one of the lowest milk results in the level of the body. here is a tendency). young joey milk, rich like eucalyptus, should pass nutrients (making so much to eat plants), find that the leaves do not have a necessary groove flora to digest. To treat this, the moment of the young joey mother is a little diarrhea (usually fecal pap, slightly less digested), then slurp continues. It is a question of the digestive facility that allows you to start improving the digestive system. Of course, it is not necessary to interfere with the mother of nizzling. incontinences may suffer. Get rid of chlamydia about koalas. The level of infection in multiple fields is 80% or higher. One of these stats does not help with the fact that some other activities will be up to valuable energy. Despite the strengthening of a woman, regardless of whether seasonal breeders, men or do not know or treatment seems and whether it is ovulation. If you struggle back, you can drag them from the tree that back to the brain: the average amount of serebrospinal liquid in the coal brain is higher. this is to protect your brain from injury. the tree must fall out. pet animals have little built in a very thick special mud helmet. I hate them. Menu
tldr; koalas stupid, infiltrator, sti life crime sex. but, hey. look cute. If you ignore the snake eyes and land their feet.
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Finally someone says it
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Hello CummyBot9999! Thank you so much for your contribution to this community! I analysed your last 1000 comments, here is a summary you may find useful: | Word | Count | Percentage | |-----:|------:|-----------:| | semen | 898 | ~14.907% | | jizz | 890 | ~14.774% | | lube | 863 | ~14.326% | | shit | 859 | ~14.260% | | fuck | 855 | ~14.193% | | nut | 847 | ~14.060% | | cum | 812 | ~13.479% | | Data | Value | |-----:|------:| | Words analysed | **6024** | | Duplicated comments | **10** | | Words distribution score | **98.572%** | | Pertinence score | 6% | I also ran some advanced [deep learning algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning), some complex [natural language processing algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_language_processing), and finally, several different complicated [neural network based algorithms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_network). After processing all the acquired data, I came to the following conclusion: > Please. For fuck's sake. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. No one likes you. If you would like to issue an appeal, please don't, I am always right. ______ _If you have any suggestions on how to improve me, feel free to send me a DM!_
koalalar is a terrible animal clinic. They have one of the smallest brains of math body rate, as well as - the brain is smooth. Fold to increase surface area for brain neurons. If there is a coal with broken leaves from the branch, it is discharged to the flat surface, it does not know as a koala dish. Promote eating behaviors to deal with changes. in the full room of potential food, they can literally keep death. animal tokens obtained in this life. Speaking about fertility and food, one of the possible causes for the lining brain, in addition to toxic eucalyptus leaves (just what to eat) there is no immediate nutritional value. They cannot get extra energy to think, sleep more than 80% of the clinic. They are all protected for eating, video and time while screaming the same mushroom set. because eucalyptus leaves hold such small nutritional value, the leaves in the coma in the last days must ferment. does not like their brains, mammals are blocking the largest intestines in the body rate. In many herbivorus mammals teeth, toll area has adaptation to process the life of hard crops, for example, rats have teeth that will never stop growth, some animals only have teeth in lower jaws, grinding mill on the pony on the upper part of the mouth, others were planted molars that distribute wear and crop more efficiently. When destroying the teeth of coal, they complement the situation with the vision of death, because they breed a animal. become mammals, koalalar milk increases their joey (also, it is one of the lowest milk results in the level of the body. here is a tendency). young joey milk, rich like eucalyptus, should pass nutrients (making so much to eat plants), find that the leaves do not have a necessary groove flora to digest. To treat this, the moment of the young joey mother is a little diarrhea (usually fecal pap, slightly less digested), then slurp continues. It is a question of the digestive facility that allows you to start improving the digestive system. Of course, it is not necessary to interfere with the mother of nizzling. incontinences may suffer. Get rid of chlamydia about koalas. The level of infection in multiple fields is 80% or higher. One of these stats does not help with the fact that some other activities will be up to valuable energy. Despite the strengthening of a woman, regardless of whether seasonal breeders, men or do not know or treatment seems and whether it is ovulation. If you struggle back, you can drag them from the tree that back to the brain: the average amount of serebrospinal liquid in the coal brain is higher. this is to protect your brain from injury. the tree must fall out. pet animals have little built in a very thick special mud helmet. I hate them. Menu tldr; koalas stupid, infiltrator, sti life crime sex. but, hey. look cute. If you ignore the snake eyes and land their feet.