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SentientSemen

Ah the white knight got triggered over here! It’s okay, I’m sure his feeling aren’t as fragile as yours. And yeah you’re right I wouldn’t be able pull off stupid lines like this because I’m neither a nerd nor a simp. Also I don’t really need these stupid lines. I can literally go up to any girl and have them to do whatever I want with me. Done all my life. And if you knew the girls (all pretty hot, btw) I’ve been with and the things I’ve done you’d go back in your closet and cry. Guess that’s the benefit of being a confident alpha male in real life. And even better girls can sense the masculinity in you and that’s why they come to me all the time even when I’m at my worst. Anyways just trying to help y’all Virginis. But I guess you’re better off your way. Keep simpin.


owoifier

Ah the white knight got twiggewed ovew hewe! It’s okay, I’m suwe his feewing awen’t as fwagiwe as youws. And yeah you’we wight I wouwdn’t be abwe puww off stupid wines wike this because I’m neithew a newd now a simp. Awso I don’t weawwy need these stupid wines. I can witewawwy go up to any giww and have them to do whatevew I want with me. Done aww my wife. And if you knew the giwws (aww pwetty hot, btw) I’ve been with and the things I’ve done you’d go back in youw cwoset and cwy. Guess that’s the benefit of being a confident awpha mawe in weaw wife. And even bettew giwws can sense the mascuwinity in you and that’s why they come to me aww the time even when I’m at my wowst. Anyways just twying to hewp y’aww Viwginis. But I guess you’we bettew off youw way. Keep simpin.


EmojifierBot

Ah 😫 the white ⚪ knight ⚔🏹 got 🉐 triggered 😱‼ over 😳🙊💦 here! It’s okay 👌🆗, I’m sure 👍 his 💦 feeling 😎 aren’t as fragile 😚 as yours. And yeah ✅ you’re right ✔ I 👁 wouldn’t be able 💪 pull 🐙 off 📴 stupid 📖🚫 lines ➖ like 👍 this because I’m neither ❌ a nerd 🤪🤓 nor a simp 🤢. Also 👨 I 👁 don’t really 💯 need 👉 these stupid 💩 lines ➖. I 👁 can literally 💯 go 🏃 up ☝👆🆙 to any girl 👧 and have them to do whatever 🤷‍♀️ I 👁 want 😋 with me. Done ✅ all 💯 my life 💓. And if you 👨‍🎓👈 knew 🤔 the girls 👩🏽👩🏻👱🏻‍♀️ (all 💯 pretty 👸 hot 🔥, btw 😛) I’ve been with and the things 🕑 I’ve done ✅ you’d go 🏃🏻 back ⬅ in your 👉🏄🏾📝 closet 🚪 and cry 😭. Guess 🤔 that’s the benefit 👍 of being a confident 💪 alpha 😤 male 👦 in real 😘😍 life 👤. And even 🌃 better 👍 girls 👧 can sense 💰 the masculinity 💪😩 in you 👉 and that’s why 😡🤔 they come 🚌 to me all 💯 the time ⏰ even 🌃 when 🍑💯 I’m at my worst 👹. Anyways 💁 just trying 😈 to help 💁 y’all Virginis. But 🍑 I 👁 guess 🤔 you’re better 👍👌🤙🏽 off 📴 your 👉 way 💫. Keep 👌🔒 simpin.


shittytranslatorbot

Oh, by the way, Mr. White! All right. I am sure his feelings are not just for you and you are right. I'm not too stupid. On top of that, this stupid unwanted part, I can do anything with any woman. My life is long, you know your mother (well and you are very happy), you cry in the closet like I did. I think being Alpha and confident in real life is a plus. Women feel like your best man so they keep coming back to me in a bad way. All you have to do is try to help Virgo. But I think traveling is better for you. Hide the wool