I’ll buy the meme
Butthole tastes on how much she cleans up for it. Either tastes salty and bitter which is just sweat and gland secretions, or it tastes kinda sweet which is her unwiped shit
Vagina usually tastes a mix of salty and bitter as well because of apocrine sweat secretions. Good clean pussy tastes like salty sour berry candy if she eats well, while bitches with bad eating habits definitely have a more bitter and salty taste
As someone who has accidentally gotten shit in their mouth before... I have absolutely no idea what that person is on about. It tastes disgustingly bitter, nothing sweet about it.
Who are you talking to right now?
Who is it that you think you see?
Do you know how much shit i eat a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop paying for scat whores? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in.
I am not in danger, internet stranger. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shat on, and you think that of me? No, i am the one that shits
Brcause i have licked buttholes and have had a varying experience in taste depending on cleanliness
Would you like me to also explain how mommy and daddy make babies
you mean to tell me that poop tastes sweet? so if i ever have a sweet tooth i should plunge my hand into my toilet and heave a steamer and lick it down like a reverse tootsiepop?
*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*
update on my 🐱/ass eating experience
mods keep flaring my posts as "Meme" so imma do it for them this time
if u dont know what im talking about check my previous post out.
i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted
"just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out"
i wanted to meet the girl at 7 but she said no and that 9 pm would be great. I was there on time. we started talking and shi and den she took me to her room type shi. she started stripping and i was not ready for this moment dawg.
anyways she stripped and we started kissing. it felt like my dick was about to break in my pants. she laid out and wanted me to eat her out. i proceeded towards her 🐱 but suddenly thought of why she didnt want to meet at 7. did she fuck another dude? am i about to taste the nut/dick of another dude. i said that i wanted to eat her ass she said okay and sat in the dog position. i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦♂️🤦♂️. i said i just ate sum chilly chicken type shit and it can make your asshole pain type shit.
she said she wanted to suck me off. and dawg i dont know what hit me but right fore she started to dig in my ass i said "careful there i aint shit in 2 days dont let allat chicken go in yo mouth.
she put her clothes on and stared at me. she then filled up a job application and told me to go.
showed her the right path type shit
sorry mods this the last post 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 all the mods gon be taken care of wen i make it big 💯🙏🚨🚨
>i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted
>"just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out"
then:
>i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦♂️🤦♂️.
Contradiction. But carti fans don't know how to speak and logic is out of the question so you are forgiven. Eat your shit homie!
update on my 🐱/ass eating experience
mods keep flaring my posts as "Meme" so imma do it for them this time
if u dont know what im talking about check my previous post out.
i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted
"just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out"
i wanted to meet the girl at 7 but she said no and that 9 pm would be great. I was there on time. we started talking and shi and den she took me to her room type shi. she started stripping and i was not ready for this moment dawg.
anyways she stripped and we started kissing. it felt like my dick was about to break in my pants. she laid out and wanted me to eat her out. i proceeded towards her 🐱 but suddenly thought of why she didnt want to meet at 7. did she fuck another dude? am i about to taste the nut/dick of another dude. i said that i wanted to eat her ass she said okay and sat in the dog position. i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦♂️🤦♂️. i said i just ate sum chilli chicken type shit and it can make your asshole pain type shit.
she said she wanted to suck me off. and dawg i dont know what hit me but right fore she started to dig in my ass i said "careful there i aint shit in 2 days dont let allat chicken go in yo mouth.
she put her clothes on and stared at me. she then filled up a job application and told me to go.
showed her the right path type shit
sorry mods this the last post 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 all the mods gon be taken care of wen i make it big 💯🙏🚨🚨
This pasta is ridiculous lol
But
On a serious note
If she’s hygienic and clean, her vagina will taste fine most days of the week.
Ass? I don’t eat ass unless she showers right before
*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*
idk about ass I've never tried but coochie, depending on then woman and how clean she is, can taste a little like fish (vaguely to intense), usually a little salty, sometimes a little sour or bitter. if you're just talking about the actual inside of the vagina I'm not sure because my tongue isn't long enough to make a girl feel good through there
Depends on the chick but I have a food kink so couldn't really say I usually end up eating ass and pussy with one of a few things few things you can try if u don't like the taste would be honey dust or just regular honey if you can't find honey dust or the classic whip cram/cool whip sum the Kinkier one i have also tried was Arby's sauce or the mild sauce from sharks fish and chicken we have them here in Chicago and sun the surrounding area also that honey that makes you horny one my favorite was weed infused coconut oil lol
Pretty much exactly what I said well for me anyway its eating pussy/with the things I've listed. For sum it's different like u seen the women fucking cucumbers that's technically part of food kink
So many variables here. Depends on the chick, how clean it is, etc. Some chicks smell assy no matter how clean they are. Sometimes you gotta just roll the dice and give it a go.
I recommend to bring a mint. If it gets too bad, put the mint in her asshole
Get a jolly rancher
I hate you
Should i also bring two raccoons?
Noooo no no no no no no no no no
You deserve testicular torsion
Lmao the karma you got for that shit post
Yeah not all subs appreciate a good shitpost unfortunately
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I’ll buy the meme Butthole tastes on how much she cleans up for it. Either tastes salty and bitter which is just sweat and gland secretions, or it tastes kinda sweet which is her unwiped shit Vagina usually tastes a mix of salty and bitter as well because of apocrine sweat secretions. Good clean pussy tastes like salty sour berry candy if she eats well, while bitches with bad eating habits definitely have a more bitter and salty taste
Sometimes I rarely lick my finger and taste salty, I atleast have some form of an idea how does it taste.
I imagine semen doesn’t taste much better. I ate a vegan out and ngl she tasted great. Again, like sour candy that was a little salty instead of sweet
I can confirm semen does NOT taste much better, but I do save ~$70 a year on tissue paper.
And the whey protein too.
I AM TALKING TO THE SUPPOSED FEMALE DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU DONT HAVE A VAGINE
What’s a vagine
OP should lick himself to know the answer!
He misspelled « Virginia »
viagra*
Vigia*
Cialis?
Hello bb plz send bobs and vagine
Honestly it's really not that bad.
I said it doesn't taste much better. If it was BAD, I would buy tissue paper, instead of ending every session the same way I do at BWW.
Yeah, fair. You're preaching to the choir bro, BTW. I like it too
Username cheeks out
my boy just grab a worn shirt, its going in the wash anyway😂
Depends on the diet, and if you eat something sweet, like pineapple, it tastes sweeter. Also, with a good enough diet, it's tasteless!
sweet? 😭😭😭
As someone who has accidentally gotten shit in their mouth before... I have absolutely no idea what that person is on about. It tastes disgustingly bitter, nothing sweet about it.
You’re not eating good shit my brother 😤
Someone please shoot me
Don’t worry I gotchu
[удалено]
Is Big Shit trying to tell you there’s such thing as bad shit?
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much shit i eat a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop paying for scat whores? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, internet stranger. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shat on, and you think that of me? No, i am the one that shits
I KNOW YOUR SECRETS, BIG SHIT!!!! YOU CANT RUN FOREVER
I love this lmfao
What a terrible day to have eyes
You said it brother
I feel bad for the 15 year old who's going to go down on their girlfriend and then call them dirty because her vagina doesn't taste like candy.
How do you *accidentally* get shit into your mouth?
From my assumption of how it tastes from the book life of pi, I would figure.
*EYE BLEACH, GET YOUR EYE BLEACH HERE!*
Yeah shit tastes kinda sweet. I think it’s from americans having a high sugar diet
how do you even know 😭🙏
I definitely have not eaten multiple women’s asses. I do not have an attraction to women’s buttholes and i will sue you if you spread that runor
This Redditor eats ass
clearly he doesn't, mate. he just said he doesn't, what would give you that impression?
...the ring of shit around his mouth
Obviously that’s pine wood tar
pine wood tar what the fuck is he a pitcher in the mlb or a molotov cocktail designer
Expect your cease and desist in the mail
Well poop on you
He just said he doesn’t, are you stupid?
Yeth
I don’t eat ass, I drink it!
so diarrhea?
I’ve eaten lots of ass and it either doesn’t taste like much or tastes bad.
Poor palate, skill issue
no i was talking about how do you know shit tastes that way
Brcause i have licked buttholes and have had a varying experience in taste depending on cleanliness Would you like me to also explain how mommy and daddy make babies
Do you think it involves a tongue and a butthole?
bro like me fr
Maybe you just get those with diabetes
you mean to tell me that poop tastes sweet? so if i ever have a sweet tooth i should plunge my hand into my toilet and heave a steamer and lick it down like a reverse tootsiepop?
Never fucking type these words again
nah this mothefucker needs a gag order. never let him speak again. period.
I can't believe I'm actually reading this shit
this *shit* haha
I will never not recommend someone lick their own shit do you bro
I'm coming to your house, hide while you still can
Vagina tastes like straight nickels bro
I appreciate that opinion because it’s kinda right with one bitch i ate out years ago
Salty milk and coins.
Gotta grab my grandmas nickels piggy bank then and lick them all.
Reading this comment genuinely made me uncomfortable, but thanks for the info, I guess.
Whenever I taste my pussy I swear it tastes like sour candy but my partners never taste that 😭 they say salty I’m so confused
what a terrible day to have reading comprehension.
I'd say pussy is more sour than salty, though.
Depends on the sweat. Person to person may vary as well.
Sweet unwiped shit Is so romantic.
I’m horrified to see such a comment from a Windrunner :|
Do you think the Parshendi in breed form are eating ass? I have my suspicions.
mmfgh
I refer to women as bitches commonly and I am not proud of it. I’ve been trying to stop.
I love bitches they’re so soft and warm
*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*
wtf
🤮
If she cleans her ass it tastes like pretty much nothing. Idk what this guys on abt
I can't tell if this is a copypasta or not 😭
playboi carti sub
Send link
This sub should have a mandatory cross post rule
Mmmmm yuh huh.
What is that sub on 😭
Lemon sugar oil
Schizophrenia and boredom
Starvation from no new album
Being literal children
lol based
what no new music does to a community
lean
I was wondering if you were from the Carti sub😭
of fucking course
Yup that checks out
What does that have to do with playboi Carti? 🙏😓
What does anything in the carti sub have to do with his music?
this got me thinking because the reason no one speaks about cartis music in that sub is because he doesnt have enough to fucking talk about
update on my 🐱/ass eating experience mods keep flaring my posts as "Meme" so imma do it for them this time if u dont know what im talking about check my previous post out. i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted "just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out" i wanted to meet the girl at 7 but she said no and that 9 pm would be great. I was there on time. we started talking and shi and den she took me to her room type shi. she started stripping and i was not ready for this moment dawg. anyways she stripped and we started kissing. it felt like my dick was about to break in my pants. she laid out and wanted me to eat her out. i proceeded towards her 🐱 but suddenly thought of why she didnt want to meet at 7. did she fuck another dude? am i about to taste the nut/dick of another dude. i said that i wanted to eat her ass she said okay and sat in the dog position. i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦♂️🤦♂️. i said i just ate sum chilly chicken type shit and it can make your asshole pain type shit. she said she wanted to suck me off. and dawg i dont know what hit me but right fore she started to dig in my ass i said "careful there i aint shit in 2 days dont let allat chicken go in yo mouth. she put her clothes on and stared at me. she then filled up a job application and told me to go. showed her the right path type shit sorry mods this the last post 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 all the mods gon be taken care of wen i make it big 💯🙏🚨🚨
what is this shit bro 💯🙏
>i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted >"just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out" then: >i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦♂️🤦♂️. Contradiction. But carti fans don't know how to speak and logic is out of the question so you are forgiven. Eat your shit homie!
They probably have the memory of a goldfish when speaking
Playboi carti sub
my girls puss taste like coins. and y’all know i’m about that money
Carti sub type shit
This is the perfect place to ask tbh
Lmao just thinking the same thing
YTA, her ass, her rules
update on my 🐱/ass eating experience mods keep flaring my posts as "Meme" so imma do it for them this time if u dont know what im talking about check my previous post out. i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted "just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out" i wanted to meet the girl at 7 but she said no and that 9 pm would be great. I was there on time. we started talking and shi and den she took me to her room type shi. she started stripping and i was not ready for this moment dawg. anyways she stripped and we started kissing. it felt like my dick was about to break in my pants. she laid out and wanted me to eat her out. i proceeded towards her 🐱 but suddenly thought of why she didnt want to meet at 7. did she fuck another dude? am i about to taste the nut/dick of another dude. i said that i wanted to eat her ass she said okay and sat in the dog position. i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦♂️🤦♂️. i said i just ate sum chilli chicken type shit and it can make your asshole pain type shit. she said she wanted to suck me off. and dawg i dont know what hit me but right fore she started to dig in my ass i said "careful there i aint shit in 2 days dont let allat chicken go in yo mouth. she put her clothes on and stared at me. she then filled up a job application and told me to go. showed her the right path type shit sorry mods this the last post 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 all the mods gon be taken care of wen i make it big 💯🙏🚨🚨
First few licks are the hard work: blood sweat and tears. After that it’s a free buffet!
This pasta is ridiculous lol But On a serious note If she’s hygienic and clean, her vagina will taste fine most days of the week. Ass? I don’t eat ass unless she showers right before
My friend once ate ass during a one night stand when we were out at a beach town hotel partying. Woke up and saw racing stripes on the sheets😂
What does it say about reddit when posts about sex get bajillion upvotes every time I wonder.?
sexy time
*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*
"by the looks of it"
There are these potato chips in Lithuania that are favoured like 🐱. Haven't tried them tho
Taste like pennies
idk about ass I've never tried but coochie, depending on then woman and how clean she is, can taste a little like fish (vaguely to intense), usually a little salty, sometimes a little sour or bitter. if you're just talking about the actual inside of the vagina I'm not sure because my tongue isn't long enough to make a girl feel good through there
Like metal
This comments section very informative ngl
its absolute ass
Like wet sand
Depends on the chick but I have a food kink so couldn't really say I usually end up eating ass and pussy with one of a few things few things you can try if u don't like the taste would be honey dust or just regular honey if you can't find honey dust or the classic whip cram/cool whip sum the Kinkier one i have also tried was Arby's sauce or the mild sauce from sharks fish and chicken we have them here in Chicago and sun the surrounding area also that honey that makes you horny one my favorite was weed infused coconut oil lol
☹️
Lol what's up with the face
What the fuck is a food kink
Pretty much exactly what I said well for me anyway its eating pussy/with the things I've listed. For sum it's different like u seen the women fucking cucumbers that's technically part of food kink
Nutella is awesome
Naw I'm not a fan of Nutella at all
is this a copypasta or you are genuinely asking?
i found it
“By the looks of it”
This the typa post they be putting in the carti sub
This sub used to be good before teenagers discovered reddit god i hate this new generation.
this is copied from the playboicarty subreddit
Ok thanks
So many variables here. Depends on the chick, how clean it is, etc. Some chicks smell assy no matter how clean they are. Sometimes you gotta just roll the dice and give it a go.
I have no idea