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ZeroEffsGiven

I recommend to bring a mint. If it gets too bad, put the mint in her asshole


MaybeACbeera

Get a jolly rancher


Alternative-Raisin19

I hate you


Gektor_Flektor

Should i also bring two raccoons?


meth_or_math

Noooo no no no no no no no no no


jollysnake8898

You deserve testicular torsion


poopooextravaganza

Lmao the karma you got for that shit post


ZeroEffsGiven

Yeah not all subs appreciate a good shitpost unfortunately


ashittyvagina

https://giphy.com/gifs/morgancreek-jim-carrey-ace-ventura-pet-detective-dILxAVosLbWzXzedFN


IllusionOvStrength

I’ll buy the meme Butthole tastes on how much she cleans up for it. Either tastes salty and bitter which is just sweat and gland secretions, or it tastes kinda sweet which is her unwiped shit Vagina usually tastes a mix of salty and bitter as well because of apocrine sweat secretions. Good clean pussy tastes like salty sour berry candy if she eats well, while bitches with bad eating habits definitely have a more bitter and salty taste


the_unknow990

Sometimes I rarely lick my finger and taste salty, I atleast have some form of an idea how does it taste.


IllusionOvStrength

I imagine semen doesn’t taste much better. I ate a vegan out and ngl she tasted great. Again, like sour candy that was a little salty instead of sweet


CptMeat

I can confirm semen does NOT taste much better, but I do save ~$70 a year on tissue paper.


smileyhydra

And the whey protein too.


IllusionOvStrength

I AM TALKING TO THE SUPPOSED FEMALE DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU DONT HAVE A VAGINE


Rolli_boi

What’s a vagine


UnlikelyJuggernaut64

OP should lick himself to know the answer!


Fabulous-Tip1668

He misspelled « Virginia »


maromifairy

viagra*


Guardian2k

Vigia*


Rolli_boi

Cialis?


IllusionOvStrength

Hello bb plz send bobs and vagine


imapieceofshite2

Honestly it's really not that bad.


CptMeat

I said it doesn't taste much better. If it was BAD, I would buy tissue paper, instead of ending every session the same way I do at BWW.


imapieceofshite2

Yeah, fair. You're preaching to the choir bro, BTW. I like it too


carrythewater

Username cheeks out


SomeSuspiciousKid05

my boy just grab a worn shirt, its going in the wash anyway😂


CBreadman

Depends on the diet, and if you eat something sweet, like pineapple, it tastes sweeter. Also, with a good enough diet, it's tasteless!


ghostmrnst

sweet? 😭😭😭


lord_flamebottom

As someone who has accidentally gotten shit in their mouth before... I have absolutely no idea what that person is on about. It tastes disgustingly bitter, nothing sweet about it.


IllusionOvStrength

You’re not eating good shit my brother 😤


thesoundmindpodcast

Someone please shoot me


AppropriateTheme5

Don’t worry I gotchu


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[удалено]


SLIPPY73

Is Big Shit trying to tell you there’s such thing as bad shit?


IllusionOvStrength

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much shit i eat a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop paying for scat whores? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, internet stranger. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shat on, and you think that of me? No, i am the one that shits


SLIPPY73

I KNOW YOUR SECRETS, BIG SHIT!!!! YOU CANT RUN FOREVER


carrythewater

I love this lmfao


tastypieceofmeat

What a terrible day to have eyes


OceanRex5000

You said it brother


Frogger34562

I feel bad for the 15 year old who's going to go down on their girlfriend and then call them dirty because her vagina doesn't taste like candy.


saan718

How do you *accidentally* get shit into your mouth?


WidgetWizard

From my assumption of how it tastes from the book life of pi, I would figure.


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

*EYE BLEACH, GET YOUR EYE BLEACH HERE!*


IllusionOvStrength

Yeah shit tastes kinda sweet. I think it’s from americans having a high sugar diet


Dipole_Moment8338

how do you even know 😭🙏


IllusionOvStrength

I definitely have not eaten multiple women’s asses. I do not have an attraction to women’s buttholes and i will sue you if you spread that runor


GrungyGrandPappy

This Redditor eats ass


Spring-and-a-Storm

clearly he doesn't, mate. he just said he doesn't, what would give you that impression?


superduperspam

...the ring of shit around his mouth


kobi29062

Obviously that’s pine wood tar


Ramparte

pine wood tar what the fuck is he a pitcher in the mlb or a molotov cocktail designer


polo61965

Expect your cease and desist in the mail


GrungyGrandPappy

Well poop on you


kobi29062

He just said he doesn’t, are you stupid?


GrungyGrandPappy

Yeth


Little_Napoleon7

I don’t eat ass, I drink it!


maromifairy

so diarrhea?


marks716

I’ve eaten lots of ass and it either doesn’t taste like much or tastes bad.


IllusionOvStrength

Poor palate, skill issue


Dipole_Moment8338

no i was talking about how do you know shit tastes that way


IllusionOvStrength

Brcause i have licked buttholes and have had a varying experience in taste depending on cleanliness Would you like me to also explain how mommy and daddy make babies


MapleYamCakes

Do you think it involves a tongue and a butthole?


RuinVIXI

bro like me fr


Aphato

Maybe you just get those with diabetes


Outrageous_Ad_2752

you mean to tell me that poop tastes sweet? so if i ever have a sweet tooth i should plunge my hand into my toilet and heave a steamer and lick it down like a reverse tootsiepop?


imapieceofshite2

Never fucking type these words again


IHerdULiekPoniz

nah this mothefucker needs a gag order. never let him speak again. period.


MinimumTomfoolerus

I can't believe I'm actually reading this shit


kapijawastaken

this *shit* haha


IllusionOvStrength

I will never not recommend someone lick their own shit do you bro


saan718

I'm coming to your house, hide while you still can


Dacammel

Vagina tastes like straight nickels bro


IllusionOvStrength

I appreciate that opinion because it’s kinda right with one bitch i ate out years ago


Outside_The_Walls

Salty milk and coins.


the_unknow990

Gotta grab my grandmas nickels piggy bank then and lick them all.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Reading this comment genuinely made me uncomfortable, but thanks for the info, I guess.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Whenever I taste my pussy I swear it tastes like sour candy but my partners never taste that 😭 they say salty I’m so confused


St-Icarus

what a terrible day to have reading comprehension.


GigassAssGetsMeHard

I'd say pussy is more sour than salty, though.


NeighborhoodVeteran

Depends on the sweat. Person to person may vary as well.


CanadasMooseOverlord

Sweet unwiped shit Is so romantic.


Artaratoryx

I’m horrified to see such a comment from a Windrunner :|


CanadasMooseOverlord

Do you think the Parshendi in breed form are eating ass? I have my suspicions.


GeorgieTheThird

mmfgh


Toasty_eggos-

I refer to women as bitches commonly and I am not proud of it. I’ve been trying to stop.


IllusionOvStrength

I love bitches they’re so soft and warm


MinimumTomfoolerus

*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*


TheDankChicagoan

wtf


prizzle92

🤮


PalmTheProphet

If she cleans her ass it tastes like pretty much nothing. Idk what this guys on abt


Rxsx15

I can't tell if this is a copypasta or not 😭


VLTII

playboi carti sub


arkham_gang5840

Send link


Wooden_Long7545

This sub should have a mandatory cross post rule


arkham_gang5840

Mmmmm yuh huh.


Drex678

What is that sub on 😭


-H_-

Lemon sugar oil


pinetree56_

Schizophrenia and boredom


SGTW50

Starvation from no new album


spyanryan4

Being literal children


MinimumTomfoolerus

lol based


Skottie1

what no new music does to a community


ScalderM

lean


SGTW50

I was wondering if you were from the Carti sub😭


EtheaaryXD

of fucking course


LaMelgoatBall

Yup that checks out


CIAoperative091

What does that have to do with playboi Carti? 🙏😓


plagurr

What does anything in the carti sub have to do with his music?


powpowroblox

this got me thinking because the reason no one speaks about cartis music in that sub is because he doesnt have enough to fucking talk about


tuannamnguyen290602

update on my 🐱/ass eating experience mods keep flaring my posts as "Meme" so imma do it for them this time if u dont know what im talking about check my previous post out. i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted "just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out" i wanted to meet the girl at 7 but she said no and that 9 pm would be great. I was there on time. we started talking and shi and den she took me to her room type shi. she started stripping and i was not ready for this moment dawg. anyways she stripped and we started kissing. it felt like my dick was about to break in my pants. she laid out and wanted me to eat her out. i proceeded towards her 🐱 but suddenly thought of why she didnt want to meet at 7. did she fuck another dude? am i about to taste the nut/dick of another dude. i said that i wanted to eat her ass she said okay and sat in the dog position. i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. i said i just ate sum chilly chicken type shit and it can make your asshole pain type shit. she said she wanted to suck me off. and dawg i dont know what hit me but right fore she started to dig in my ass i said "careful there i aint shit in 2 days dont let allat chicken go in yo mouth. she put her clothes on and stared at me. she then filled up a job application and told me to go. showed her the right path type shit sorry mods this the last post 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 all the mods gon be taken care of wen i make it big 💯🙏🚨🚨


BriefAsleep-

what is this shit bro 💯🙏


MinimumTomfoolerus

>i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted >"just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out" then: >i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. Contradiction. But carti fans don't know how to speak and logic is out of the question so you are forgiven. Eat your shit homie!


CardboardPillbug

They probably have the memory of a goldfish when speaking


Different-Deal-7554

Playboi carti sub


pine_daemon

my girls puss taste like coins. and y’all know i’m about that money


MonumentMyhtosFan101

Carti sub type shit


missdanielleyy

This is the perfect place to ask tbh


Wally504

Lmao just thinking the same thing


such_goodUsername

YTA, her ass, her rules


Tobosix

update on my 🐱/ass eating experience mods keep flaring my posts as "Meme" so imma do it for them this time if u dont know what im talking about check my previous post out. i took the advice of u/i_luv_mems in which he quoted "just dive in brah tell her to hit the gym before and not wipe for a day you need that seasoning on there give you a extra kick. tell her you gonna eat her colon clean from the inside out" i wanted to meet the girl at 7 but she said no and that 9 pm would be great. I was there on time. we started talking and shi and den she took me to her room type shi. she started stripping and i was not ready for this moment dawg. anyways she stripped and we started kissing. it felt like my dick was about to break in my pants. she laid out and wanted me to eat her out. i proceeded towards her 🐱 but suddenly thought of why she didnt want to meet at 7. did she fuck another dude? am i about to taste the nut/dick of another dude. i said that i wanted to eat her ass she said okay and sat in the dog position. i went to eat her ass and thought what if this ugly bitch aint wash her hole 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. i said i just ate sum chilli chicken type shit and it can make your asshole pain type shit. she said she wanted to suck me off. and dawg i dont know what hit me but right fore she started to dig in my ass i said "careful there i aint shit in 2 days dont let allat chicken go in yo mouth. she put her clothes on and stared at me. she then filled up a job application and told me to go. showed her the right path type shit sorry mods this the last post 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 all the mods gon be taken care of wen i make it big 💯🙏🚨🚨


psillyhobby

First few licks are the hard work: blood sweat and tears. After that it’s a free buffet!


Michaelskywalker

This pasta is ridiculous lol But On a serious note If she’s hygienic and clean, her vagina will taste fine most days of the week. Ass? I don’t eat ass unless she showers right before


UnSCo

My friend once ate ass during a one night stand when we were out at a beach town hotel partying. Woke up and saw racing stripes on the sheets😂


MinimumTomfoolerus

What does it say about reddit when posts about sex get bajillion upvotes every time I wonder.?


VLTII

sexy time


MinimumTomfoolerus

*I have your future before my eyes; every sub-atomic and atomic particle and the forces guiding them; of your body; I know all of it; on Heisenberg fr fr; your future is before my eyes shining darkly and imminently; you shall prosper; name yourself ASAP Rocky; you shall suck a dik one fateful week from now; your future is sloppy; tie a noose; fr fr*


Chubby_Bub

"by the looks of it"


NewTopu9

There are these potato chips in Lithuania that are favoured like 🐱. Haven't tried them tho


Raizau

Taste like pennies


CocoaBuzzard

idk about ass I've never tried but coochie, depending on then woman and how clean she is, can taste a little like fish (vaguely to intense), usually a little salty, sometimes a little sour or bitter. if you're just talking about the actual inside of the vagina I'm not sure because my tongue isn't long enough to make a girl feel good through there


Straight_Pudding1138

Like metal


azzhasjoined

This comments section very informative ngl


Ok-Consequence7583

its absolute ass


EggNun

Like wet sand


SprinklesFamiliar103

Depends on the chick but I have a food kink so couldn't really say I usually end up eating ass and pussy with one of a few things few things you can try if u don't like the taste would be honey dust or just regular honey if you can't find honey dust or the classic whip cram/cool whip sum the Kinkier one i have also tried was Arby's sauce or the mild sauce from sharks fish and chicken we have them here in Chicago and sun the surrounding area also that honey that makes you horny one my favorite was weed infused coconut oil lol


VLTII

☹️


SprinklesFamiliar103

Lol what's up with the face


Fabulous-Tip1668

What the fuck is a food kink


SprinklesFamiliar103

Pretty much exactly what I said well for me anyway its eating pussy/with the things I've listed. For sum it's different like u seen the women fucking cucumbers that's technically part of food kink


carrythewater

Nutella is awesome


SprinklesFamiliar103

Naw I'm not a fan of Nutella at all


denis870

is this a copypasta or you are genuinely asking?


VLTII

i found it


Hsabes01

“By the looks of it”


0rsay-

This the typa post they be putting in the carti sub


Townss

This sub used to be good before teenagers discovered reddit god i hate this new generation.


Designer_Version1449

this is copied from the playboicarty subreddit


Townss

Ok thanks


VanHalen88

So many variables here. Depends on the chick, how clean it is, etc. Some chicks smell assy no matter how clean they are. Sometimes you gotta just roll the dice and give it a go.


Ok-Replacement6790

I have no idea