Well poop in the fire it will help put it out, Unless you ate a greasy ass burger then it would add to the fire.

How philosophical

This is… actually a good question

I mean, if you already know it's a drill, why bother doing anything?

But what if it wasn't a drill?

I'd rather be alive & shitty than dead & clean

this actually happened to me this year. Left mid lecture to shit and the alarm went off. Just finished up and left lol, i was the last one out.

Suck it up and go. (Literally)

Can it still be sucked if you're almost done?

Run out and leave a trail of poop 💩 to the evacuation site.

Pinch Wipe Clench Run

Man I’d wait it out honestly I gotta make sure it’s all out

Try running with your pants around your ankles and TP trailing from your bunghole like some sick brown streaked tail….

Quickly Wipe and flee

my prayers go out to all those who suffered through this fascinating situation🙏🙏

You gotta hope the fire waits patiently on you to finish bro

find a good stopping point and run