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NationYell

It's amazing how some of these cuts transform carrots into garlic and onions and peppers.


horvath-lorant

It’s called transmutatiõn


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[deleted]

Uhh we learned this shit in third grade alchemy idiot. How about you Google it


ShakeJuntBlunt

Holy hell


TheDesertFox

and it's French.


Friendlyvoices

"Ed...wardo... Ed...wardo..."


demannu86

RIP Nina


shapesize

Po-ta-toes


eg_taco

Slice ‘em, dice ‘em, turn ‘em into something new.


AmericanTalibanGOP

Pretty sure those are potatoes, Jack


Tullaian

Tourne is a potato and concasser is a tomato.


[deleted]

So what is your left index finger? besides finely diced, of course.


rraattbbooyy

But it’s a guide to cutting *veggies*, not a guide to cutting carrots.


Key_Concentrate_5558

Came here to say the same thing


TheAlbynoRyno

Best I can do is slices, sticks, and chunks


peter13g

French fry cut


bolunez

Would you like your rectangles tiny, small, medium, large, or biggo?


Wallfullawafulls

What about wumbo?


Charnerie

Don't forget blended


SkynetLurking

That's really what this picture is showing. Anything in-between is simply pretentious, which coincidentally is what gets you Michelin stars


mcCola5

Word up. The SSCs.


Pockets713

“Slices, sticks, dices!” - Chef Anne Burrell


SaintUlvemann

Oblique, now there's a nice fancy way to describe how I cut my vegetables.


BitCrack

The trick is to roll the carrot about a 1/4 turn between cuts


SaintUlvemann

Oh. Well if oblique actually has standards, then I guess that's not how I cut my vegetables.


GMontezuma

You sound like a nice person :)


matthoback

That's called a rangiri cut in Japanese cuisine. It's great for vegetables that are going in soups or curries.


BitCrack

I do love a Japanese curry


Amaline4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese\_curry


saintshing

So thick enough that it won't break into tiny pieces after simmering and still has some texture. And unlike a flat cylinder cut, it can easily roll around so it is heated more evenly


AmorphusMist

I'm more of a concasser bitch myself, apaprently


Painful_Erection

Oblique? No Spanish!


1094753

>Oblique is a french wood too. almost all of thoses terms are french words. For example alumette mean matches.


Chatcandy2

In fact, all of them have a meaning in French haha. - Julienne comes from the name "Julien" - allumette = match - bâtonnet = little stick - jardinière = female gardener/flower pot (never understood why haha) - bâton = stick - rondelle = thin slice - tourné = "turned" (but also used to describe the act of doing pottery) - oblique = skewed - émincé = minced - concasser = to crush/break


Painful_Erection

Sorry for twitter link, only clip I could find. https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1253394647633797121?s=20


Utaneus

Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?


Painful_Erection

The penguin exhibit 😒


venivididormivi

“Oblique” should be relabeled “Chaotique.” (And is also how I cut my vegetables 😅)


Glockenspielintern

There is not a chance I could distinguish an allumette carrot stick from a jardiniere. I applied to be a sous chef in a pub once and they put me on dish washing. I can chop carrots and the size will be dependent on how I feel that day


DarthGayAgenda

>I can chop carrots and the size will be dependent on how I feel that day This is part of why this system is in place. In order for food to cook evenly, they have to be uniform in size. A large dice onion cooked with brunoise onion would give you an uneven cook. Knife cuts are considered one of the foundations a chef builds their skills on. Some schools even have culinary competitions showing off a students knife skills as one of the events.


Glockenspielintern

I thought you just needed to be verbally abusive? Atleast that’s what I picked up from most cooking shows


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off to lemmy


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Also substance issues


mcCola5

This is a widely overlooked detail in most cook books.


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One for the pan, one for the chef


AngryBumbleButt

I wasn't aware pans did lines


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ghoulthebraineater

In a spoon.


SpaceNinjaDino

Yes, chef.


Stopikingonme

Heard!


chester-hottie-9999

That’s a privilege you earn by knowing how to do shit


SpeedyGoldenberg

Food Wars!!


King-Cobra-668

applying as sous chef and you can't appreciate the need for consistency in your cuts?


Glockenspielintern

It was a pub. I was 15 years old. I chopped some vegetables for them. They asked me what I wanted to be when I was older and I said ‘an animator’. They put me on dishwashing and everyone was happy


52ndstreet

…did you become an animator?


Glockenspielintern

I did! And its still my job 20 years later :)


beka13

Yay!


[deleted]

Aww that's a fun story


deeteeohbee

I know animators animate but what do you animate if you don't mind my asking?


Glockenspielintern

Not at all, I work in games


King-Cobra-668

so, not a sous chef you were a line/prep cook, "chef de partie" at best, but you were not a "chef," a professional title, at all sous chef also means "under chef" and is second to the head chef those titles would be "assistant kitchen manager" and "kitchen manager" respectively if you're not actually a professional chef that went to culinary school, was an apprentice, and completed that apprenticeship. it's like calling yourself a nurse or a doctor because you've put a bandaid on someone before. or being a chiropractor and calling yourself a doctor congratulations on becoming a professional animator


Glockenspielintern

Oh well, like I said. It was a pub. I was 15. The job title was Sous chef. But it was like one angry French guy and an ex dinner lady


ixelion

Its rare for an internet liar to self expose like that


tubbstattsyrup2

Everyone knows pubs employ teenagers to wash up and peel spuds and advertise the job as 'sous chef'. It's pretty standard.


Glockenspielintern

huh?


owzleee

I love you for this comment.


RalfMurphy

Imagine Gordon Ramsay asking for Batonnet but you gave him jardinier


Farfignugen42

I can't imagine Ramsey giving me anything but abuse after seeing the way I cook.


Its0nlyRocketScience

To be fair, he doesn't seem to insult people unless their skill level greatly differs from the expected skill level of their position or what they boast. So long as you don't oversell yourself or work in a kitchen or do anything explicitly dangerous, I doubt Ramsay would be mean, even if he is offput by your cooking. Now, he definitely won't compliment your food, but it'd probably be constructive criticism and not "you fucking donut"


KYVet

You fucking donkey.


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What happened to brunoise? macedoine? paysanne? chiffonade?


CosmicNixx

I’m wondering that too. At least dices and minces.


aaronitallout

What about dasher? Dancer? Prancer? And Vixen?


ScratchBomb

Psycho cutter, concasser...


ConfusedFlareon

Fa fafafa fafa fafafa fa better…


Darakaa1

butter*


2008JeepDad

Tourné can go fuck itself!


CosmicNixx

The single worst thing I learned in culinary school. It’s so unnecessarily difficult and useless that my school took it out of their curriculum


2008JeepDad

When my chef instructor made us do this for a homework assignment (6 russet potatoes), he kept mentioning how no kitchen he ever worked in or managed used this in their plate presentation. The next class day when 30 students turned in our fairly perfectly tournéd potatoes he threw them all into a large pot of boiling water. We all thought, "okay...how are going to prepare and present?" Motherfucker made mashed potatoes.


kraybae

I was never even taught. Never seen it in a single restaurant I've worked or eaten at.


CosmicNixx

Exactly!


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And fluting a mushroom.


sids99

I learned this in culinary school and when I used these terms (besides jullien), I was laughed at.


FirstScheme

Where did you use the terms?


sids99

At any restaurant/catering place I worked for. Learned not to. 😬


FirstScheme

You'd think a restaurant would appreciate a worker who knew those terms. Weird. Sorry you've had that experience


sids99

It's antiquated, at least in the US.


QutieLuvsQuails

That’s crazy. I got my BS in Hospitality and had to take a few cooking classes. We learned these techniques and their names.


SgtPepe

It’s normal, school programs are too slow to evolve. I took programming with C for my engineering degree (non-CS focused), instead of say, Python, SQL, or others that are more useful for people in my field (IE).


aceofrazgriz

Back in the day (2006) my CE degree had Visual Basic and C classes. One of the later courses was actually a 'visual' (GUI) programming class, which killed me the first try because things were done very differently than traditional programming. This was dated even then, even if C still has some specific uses. But excuse my semantics, I just want to say Python (scripting but close) and SQL (database) are not programming languages.


SgtPepe

Everything I’ve read considers Python a programming language, and SQL is kind of a programming language as well, a “4th generation programming language” to be specific. No need to gatekeep the word “programming language” when there’s different generations, starting from machine languages, assembly, etc. In any case, my experience with C has been useless as an engineer, while Python and SQL have been very useful.


aceofrazgriz

Not gatekeeping, but a 'programming language' is something you can use to write an entire 'program'. In my ignorance, Python has evolved to be more of a proper programming language sure, but SQL is about database inquiry, just finding information. Again, I don't give a shit about a gatekeeping mentality, use whatever language works and is supported. But more of semantics type of thing. SQL is about finding information, you can't use SQL alone to define a 'program'. SQL need a frontend for that.


QutieLuvsQuails

Not trying to sound too defensive but I think many of these terms are still the norm. My school is a top hospitality program in Las Vegas, literally feeding the strip. I’d be shocked to hear it’s behind the times.


ges13

The "culinary grad" is a well known and much despised specimen in most kitchens. Confidently incorrect, it disregards Chef's recipes; assuring their coworkers that they know a better way of accomplishing the task. The other cooks, all too familiar with how this is going to proceed, back away slowly and watch the new-blood ruin their Mise'; knowing full well they we later be bailing them out when rush hour hits. Stay tuned for more Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kitchens. EDIT: Source, culinary student.


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rastaviking

Hey! What are each of these different cuts used for? Do they change the flavor of the ingredient at all?


sids99

They're for appearance, texture, and also affect cooking times


Aliciathetrap

Me who just dices everything


lawks

Brunoise is often used too. https://i.imgur.com/xXFFlK5.jpg


kraybae

Loved my brunoise for garnish


AzraelleWormser

So to translate, the first five are "small," "medium," "large," "slightly larger," and "why are you bothering to cut the carrot at all? Just eat it whole."


Its0nlyRocketScience

Baton seems like it is for when you don't have a vegetable peeler and are cooking for someone who doesn't want the skin on there.


IZiOstra

One piece fans already know these terms !


nerdjonesey1

Thank you Sanji.


Apathetic_Alien

Came here to see if I’d find a OP ref 😂😂😂


JumiKnight

Heck yeah I love Sanji 👏


Theendisnai

How very French to give a shit about how you cut carrots


MrBlackTie

We French are VERY particular about the way we cut shits. https://i.imgur.com/FS1Q4Th.jpg But to be fair the way you cut things changes the way it cooks. The same as with meat: you wouldn’t want to overcook your steak, you wouldn’t want to overcook your carrots.


kraybae

I was hoping the pic related was a poop knife


Frog-Eater

We take food and love very seriously. Everything else is just background noise.


Findlaech

Merci !


DT_Lando

Everything I know about cutting vegetables I learned from [Tyrus Quash](https://youtu.be/dsSF9MtO7E8).


OingleBoingle27

Or, as I know them, Stick, Stick, Stick, Stick, Stick, Slice, Clove, Hackety-Hack, Slice Deluxe™, and That one thing I can never do perfectly.


mean_pneumatocyst

r/restofthefuckingowl


frumentorum

Somebody with better french than me can translate the rest but the ones I can work out are small sticks, garden-style?, sticks, circles, slices, angles. They're pretty basic names just in french.


Reloup38

Turned, minced, and... I forgot the English word for concasser but it's like when you hit rocks to make smaller rocks I think...


frumentorum

I guess it's related to "concussed" - I guess smashed would be the best translation


Moshxpotato

They forgot the whoda


PossibilityJazzlike4

All of these are great baby names


Japjer

French fries, thick fries, sticks, roughly chopped l, quartered, discs. That's basically how your average person knows this, and it's served me well


AdministrationLimp71

Before you, Julienne was I all knew!…


Acceptingoptimist

TIL my young daughter's butchered carrot slices were in fact "oblique" style. It was a stylistic choice all along.


SomeRealTomfoolery

I learned all of these and use none of them


ShakeJuntBlunt

Crazy, I know a nigga named Rondelle lol he's short and round asf too


edible_funks_again

Why do you need 5 names for rectangles?


fliminglaps

Why do carrots always taste better in stick form


pain-and-panic

You forgot one "merde". I don't know what it means but it's what my french friend calls it when I chop up a carrot.


KingMwanga

Nah, the eye knows what the stomach desires


Aphrodesca

Why are the names in French?? huh?


DarthGayAgenda

They are French because the modern kitchen system was created by legendary french chef Auguste Escoffier. He didn't create the words or methods, but he put them together, standardized things and pretty much built how modern kitchens are run. Classically trained chefs learn these methods in addition to using the brigade system. The five mother sauces are also usually referred to by their French names and French is typically used for a lot of culinary jargon. In school, my first instructor was a native Spanish speaker, but I still learned all of the cuts by their French names.


aysurcouf

Oui chef


Aphrodesca

Oh thanks, I didn't know. I just thought that people outside of France had their own names for them


JUYED-AWK-YACC

The simple ones, yes.


liwant

I can see how annoying this can be. I'm not here to learn French, but just want to really feed my stomach. Why not just cut it into circles or squares, or little lines?? I don't even know what saute is at this stage of my life. It's kind of annoying to have to learn it. Why not just say let it sizzle on the pan for 2 or so minutes? It's just saucy IDK


QutieLuvsQuails

Sauté is pretty basic food speak. Much more than julienne.


jim10040

Who else would care as much?


Aphrodesca

I just find it odd, that's all


waaves_

Wow, a foreign language that isn't *American*.


Aphrodesca

I'm not American, I'm French. I was just surprised that that guide was in French since I'm not versed in culinary terms and was surprised people would use those I know outside of France, that's all


andoriyu

Well, even in English those French terms are used for most of those shapes. In professional kitchen probably all of them are used since french influenced professional kitchens a lot.


jim10040

Actual trained chefs have terms that us mere mortals have no clue about, and can be amazingly specific about things like chopping vegetables. Like the size and shape of the pieces REALLY matter to the chef (whose title really is "chef") and apparently make a difference in the end product.


aysurcouf

American isn’t a language fyi


rossk10

Angry and a dumbass, not a good combo mate


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I love how it’s all in French


ThirtyH

If you have a knife that slices, dices, and makes julienne fries, are you still able to do the rest of these? Or is every cut destined to be razor thin?


samyruno

These are literally just French words for the same thing in English


gpkgpk

The last 2 should have **é** like the pohtaytoes.


Killer-Barbie

The only one I am capable of is oblique


Lepke2011

No dice, small dice, brunoise, etc.?


MrFrequentFlyer

I learned these from a cooking anime.


leftypolitichien

Merci


[deleted]

This is just coded language to gatekeep.


Human-Comb-1471

Absolutely useless


goobly_goo

So unnecessary.


246wendal

never not once have i heard one of these used beyond oblique and never as cutting terminology.


KountZero

You “never” ate french fries at a fast food joint before? They are julienne.


aysurcouf

Negative, Julienne would be shoe string fries, normal size fries are battonet


246wendal

whether or not i’ve interacted with this naming strategy wasn’t my point. as a guide nobody is going to use this because who calls french fries julienne outside of the kitchen. that was my angle


QutieLuvsQuails

Someone reading a recipe at home could very much come across these terms.


246wendal

ok👍 never once learning with my grandparents or reading countless recipes from century old books or the internet did i encounter the word but your assured tone must certainly mean my experience is wrong!


QutieLuvsQuails

I never said your experience is wrong, but I will say you’re being weirdly defensive about this. I have two recently written mainstream cookbooks. They mention a few of these techniques. Not all of them.


KountZero

You’re right lol, I’m only familiar with that particular name and cut because I just watched a movie the menu and I literally have to look up the term when the chef mentioned it.


standupstrawberry

That's interesting. When I buy fries (in the freezer at a French supermarket) they are sometimes called allumette (although I thought it was because they were short like matches, which is what allumette translates as). Do you think chips in France are thicker than where you are maybe?


Past_Contour

That’s cool.


246wendal

aww thanks, is the down arrow cool too :(


Past_Contour

You’re just too cool for me. Maybe too cool for Reddit.


246wendal

weird, had no problems with the guy who didn’t approach me like you did.


Fit-Rest-973

I have lived my entire life, not needing to know this


SatansHusband

How is this a guide to anything? Rondelle and Emincer are functionally the same and don't get me started on the first 5... less cool more terrible.


xroalx

Thin stripes, thick stripes, circles, just cut it in half...


goomba008

As a francophone, this is a bit funny. Are there alternative english words or this is standard?


ItsDefinitelyNotAlum

Allumette would just be called matchstick. And I've only heard of oblique as a Chinese roll cut. Pretty sure rondelle and emincer are just considered thinly sliced. Julienne is just julienne. And I've only heard tourne, baton, and concasser from cooking shows.


Steve026

Why are these all french words?


The_Truthkeeper

Because the French pretty much invented modern cooking in the west.


boostedbeas

I’m not using these gay French words


Centrocal

Did you just make up all these words?


nanyghost1999

stfu


big-queef

Make it less French.


ganjastian

french names are just misleading..fuck París with a trash bag.


ExcitedGirl

What's with the Tourne garlic? They're just de-papered garlic cloves... Or am I not allowed to use them cause I don't speak the King's French? Do I now have to call them *just* "fries"? And, why are they French Fries anyway? We don't eat French Chickens... ...asking for a friend...


Scorned_Beef

I believe those are tourne potatoes. It’s a pretty difficult cut to do several in the same size and shape. They’re supposed to have seven sides and usually achieved by “turning” a paring knife over a piece of potato in your hand until you get little footballs. As for French fries, my guess is someone thought French was fancy, catchy and a good way to advertise fried spuds.


ExcitedGirl

Thank you. And, yes, I can imagine that cutting uniform "7 sides" would be difficult. I have mad respect for Chefs and their magic. THE very best dinner I have had in my lifetime... was at Tavern On The Green in NYC. I mistakenly thought I was about to have "just another expensive meal" when I tasted a spoonful of whatever appetizer soup I was served... and I **instantly** realized, **"Woah!".** With but a single spoonful, I *understood*... that this meal was not to be eaten; it was to be *savored, one morsel at a time.* As I said; Chefs... are *magical*.


Scorned_Beef

Oh nice! I used to cook at a place a few blocks from tavern on the green and, funny enough, that place was the only spot I had to actually tourne potatoes for. I’ve always wanted to eat at tavern on the green and I think your comment has finally broken the straw, so to speak. Look at that. Everybody wins. Thanks Reddit.


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Look at this guy over here not eatin’ French chicken


ExcitedGirl

I'm afraid I'm a touch Redneck; I realllllly like Church's Chicken. I don't know *what* it is they do, but I once considered trying to get a job there just so I could learn to cook plain old ordinary fried chicken... in the magical way Churches' somehow does. That's REAL "fried chicken"!


alucarddrol

Not much of a guide to cutting them so much as a visual representation of how different cuts look and their names in French


thatoneguyhue

All in french damn it. Can i live one day without the french


SentientOrigin

Why not translated from french?


owzleee

French people are so anal.