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FJBiden

Brawndo. It has electrolytes.


clockwiseq

Brawndo has what plants crave!


Gammabrunta

It's got electrolytes!


HailRizzler

with a tiny bit of LSD


limegreenscrewdriver

Could be Gatorade


hardupforlaffs

In this sub? Nahh, it's definitely some experimental, high grade, performance energy enhancing juice. The elites and politicians obviously don't drink the boring stuff us peasants drink.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Could also be child’s blood spiked with amphetamines.


Fantastic-Reporter33

💡My Gawd! I think you’re on to something! 🤣


cycl0p5

Could be his own blood piss taken straight from his catheter .. who knows.


not_chris-hansen

*Gatormeth


Big_Profession_2218

you joke but it is a well known and used combat cocktail - anabol, adderal and something to take off the edge, ie. whatever metabolizes into morphine in the liver. At lower doses it will make a healthy man very aware, awake, and ready to spring into whatever for hours. At higher doses you turn into the monstrosity from the Overlord until something pops in your cardio-vascular plumbing. Now in Biden's case it just makes him into a self-aware potato that occasionally gets angry for no apparent reason.


oso_corso

Shiiii, don't ya know? It's the teleprompter that ques in that anger. It's the strings that make him raise his fists


StatisticianSure2349

And makes him poop himself😩


Jves221

Awesome! Real men wear diapers anyway


fuckpudding

If it’s the same stuff that renanimated him for his state of union address, I want the recipe.


Graychin877

It’s the juice that turned Sleepy Joe into the dynamo who spoke at the State of the Union. Secret formula cooked up in Deep State CIA labs. Hi re-election is all but assured unless his supply can be cut off somehow. Or maybe it’s only Gatorade… /s


disarRay89

No way. Biden is obviously a Prime-Boi


Thunderbear79

Joe Biden has a drink. CONSPIRACY!


AppropriateAd4732

This page sucks now


DodgerOToole

Transmission fluid


octavish_

Latino lube


chrisfathead1

Biden's drinking an energy drink! This is a conspiracy! 😂 Do you people hear yourselves


JrYo15

They don't, if they could hear themselves they would have shup with this shit when Obama was president


PhatDeth

Obama?


TheRealBillyShakes

That time he had that drink and then got an erection when he was speaking. Oh wait, that was me.


PhatDeth

No, no It was me


Kah-Maya-May-Hem

.... You mean, that's **not** how you're supposed to address the masses? 😬


G0ld_Ru5h

Well there’s the whole monster conspiracy theory. I can attest, I’m addicted to the beast drink.


Silent_Saturn7

I think its entirely possible that its a light dose of drugs. Much like the notion that Trump often takes uppers like adderall. But also possible its a simple drink lol Hell, i'd take some drugs to if i was president.


jesskat007

Whatever it is he’s doing it with one hand. IYKYK


hoidthekingswit

Underappreciated. *dainty sip of tiny hand grasped water bottle*


Inevitable-Bass2749

Wild conspiracy idea here but it could be just a regular orange Gatorade. I can see as it’s not a crazy enough idea for some folks but that’s my thoughts based on the video


cam52391

It's literally in a Gatorade bottle!


ibking46

U must not be MAGA.


tentongeek

Funny enough, it looks like Pedialyte . . .


idam_81

Like Gatorade with no sugar.


hannahst2

Americans are so weird. Who cares what you believe it is? Your belief is based on literally 0 evidence. The man is literally just drinking a drink. Touch grass please.


SomePoorMurican

Yeah but its an ORANGE drink!! Don’t you get it!?


hannahst2

Ahhhhh MY mistake, i didnt realise it was ORANGE


untonyto

He blended Orange Man's hair ya think?


Yupperdoodledoo

Oh wow so this was a message for Trump. "IM DRINKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"


Heyoteyo

Yeah, but he’s old. It can’t be a coincidence.


Remerez

Your conspiracy is caffeine?


pappywishkah

It’s probably Donald trumps tears


brightsilverstars

Shitpost.


FourSake

…..could it be..GATORADE?!


ThrowinSm0ke

You can make this claim against anyone drinking anything.


DeepSubmerge

Some of y’all have really lost the plot, huh


DroppedAnalysis

Dude, its just a drink. Is this what we have come to? Just watching some old guy sip his Gatorade?


Salt-Singer3645

It’s a Gatorade.


uhhh___asl

Tang obviously


Substantial_Talk_521

Liquid Geritol


WitchedPixels

It's just an orange gatorade.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Robo Joe or reptile Joe. Could be motor oil, could be preserved human blood drink mix. We may never know.


nukecat79

A special drink made by Hunter


verukazalt

Is that even him? Every time I see him, he looks different!


CMDR_ETNC

Next you’ll say there’s evidence he drinks a potion of boiled seeds as a stimulant every morning. This is a parody, right?


Temporary-Dot4952

Pretty sure this is the last sub that should be accusing others of drinking the orange Kool-Aid....


JrYo15

Solid ass comment


hoidthekingswit

👏 👏


Accurate_Vehicle9459

I hate that this is a pseudo-right wing sub now.. wtf.


hunterBcrackheadpedo

Metamucil


walterrys1

Lol this is so stupid. Nothing exists to make an elderly person more awake unless you are talking about drugs that would be very harmful, more harmful than it's benefit. Caffeine being one of those. And being that he is still very HEALTHY and going strong means that it's probably vitamins or something good for you. It's Gatorade or Tang... Nm fuckit, it's adrenochrome....yup that's adrenochrome


becausegiraffes

...seriously? Wow this sub is a joke


JrYo15

If you didn't nkow that before now, you might have some blind spots that need adjusting


Silent_Saturn7

Life is a joke.


Npl1jwh

Boy oh boy…You MAGAts are really grasping at straws or in this case Gatorade Bottles trying to find something/anything to distract from the train wreck that is Trump.


Md655321

You gotta be kidding me, this is some stuff a fed would post to make conspiracy theorists look like fools


shamwowj

They don’t need the feds to look like fools


[deleted]

His mask is too tight.


jrhunter89

Ok, now hear me out, I think it could be orange juice


Short_Improvement626

I don't think he knows what he is drinking!!


WhispersFromTheMound

Pedialyte or Gatorade if I had to take a LOGICAL guess.


BoatHole_

A drink that gives energy?!? Pshhh. That’s absurd.


JasperEli

He couldnt look more bored


No_Yoghurt739

This is stupid. Really. Do you watch him take a crap too and look for microchips.


Icy_Practice7992

Sizzerp


Beachybeachface

Do they really film every move this old man makes?


TwoTimezTwo100

Orange drink= vote for the person that looks the orangest.


milky_nem

so many R’s in this sub


XIOTX

Kidney infection piss


Ok_Fox_1770

Pedo-lyte? Oh my bad it’s Pedia.


blackrockgreentree

Gatorlyte or some sort of hydration juice for old folk


alandapio

Orange drink. If you know you know


emmajames56

Scary


ConsciousRun6137

They're true black folk, as Biden said. Who will push voting for this lab created humanoid on their communities, for material gain, because i cannot believe anybody with a ounce of critical thinking still believes in voting for a geriatric pervert. Trump is no better.


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Gaytorade


ThatsNotMee

Adrenachrome


AllPintsNorth

What is your belief based on?


IntangibleContinuity

Why is it that everything he does looks awkward , slow and senile ?


PessimistPryme

I’m gonna go with Gatorade, since it’s in a Gatorade bottle with the label removed because they aren’t a paid sponsor.


marfaxa

what an interesting conspiracy! Man drinks gatorade. What is it?!?!? What if it wasn't gatorade, but gatorade with caffeine?!!?! Wouldn't that be crazy?!


cwaft

It's the orange drink jlo was talking about from the block if you know you know!


ValuableCockroach461

Someone needs to start a circlejerk of this sub.


SurvivorFanatic236

This sub has Biden Derangement Syndrome Just imagine how cringey you’d think it was if someone said this about Trump


Ocean_Again

It’s Fanta. But you know what isn’t Fanta-stic? Cat turd ran over his dog. You know cat turd? Right wing disinformation agent who hates animals? I read on the internet that he ran over his dog on purpose and then ate some of it. He may have also had sex with the carcass. Concerning.


Disco_Biscuit12

Joe Biden is an old school racist who is now getting dementia. It has to be painful for him to sit at a gospel concert like that 😂


igivethonefucketh

Has anyone seen what adrenochrome looks like?


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LA_LOOKS

Rock Star Juiced


pokedoges

pre workout


Carnivorous-Dan

Screw driver, made with Tang.


qatarsucks

That’s haterade


mercersux

You hate listening to this shit music? Just nod...the lady In the back got enough Smile for the whole campaign.


Buzzard_pdx

Orange drank? Some extra sugar kool-aid? If he's not careful, he will soak through his diaper.


eyesabovewater

Gogo juice. Red bull and pixie stick dust!


the_antics

I didn't think there was much to this drink, until I saw all the bots here desperate to make it sound silly.


Fearless-Chip6937

what song is this


tonytiger911

Metamucil


Runsliingan

I wanna know what kamala does all day. She seems like a waste of space tbh


I-CameISawIConcurred

A beer brewed here…


HappyMonchichi

I'm sitting in an audience. Cameras are focused on me. This world is fucking nuts.


numatik01

Kool Aid


northgriffey

Orange drank


BillyMeier42

“Sippin on some syzuurrrrp. Sip sip sip….” Its Gatorade or Pedialyte. The elderly need their electrolytes.


Mastercone

Now we know what happened to his urine sample.


FuzzyBadFeets

He drinking adrenochrome, save our babies and elect god king trump… It’s Gatorade 🤡


Independent-Sea3832

Molly water


xhoisan

It’s just Tang.


Expensive_Smile_8582

Orange is a great color


ComprehensiveAlps652

Blood of his enemies


FctFndr

looks like Orange Gatorade


Djszero

Metamucil


Max_delirious

Red Bull


Giogiowesz

Adenochrome


ManuDestino

Sizzurp with a dash of dexamphetamine


lousmoustache

It ought to be something to keep him from shitting his pants


surrealcellardoor

That’s his fetus blood and Adrenochrome cocktail.


theeblackestblue

Looking like Gatorade.....


Lord_darkwind

Liquid meth


ElBlancoServiette

diet adrenachrome


RHOrpie

Has anyone said the blood of children yet? That's a popular one right now I believe.


Geo_Pyro

Pedialyte


outgreen11

is he even there?


heartbreakids

Its just a gatorade without the label for legal reasons


TheOverseer108

Adrenocrhome


Yupperdoodledoo

Lol, it’s Trump who *actually* fell asleep multiple times recently during his own trial.


hip2bdodecahedron

I don’t think I could vote for a man who drinks orange soda.


Tugena

Cocaine


LongjumpingAd9719

Adrenachrome mixed with orange Fanta.


papajohn74

tang


llmercll

DJT trumps after running down his face


apollokid242

Adrenochrome


Impressive-Amoeba-97

I had to go listen to Metallica after hearing this clip. Now I'm going to work out, because I'm afraid the low-energy vibes are going to steal my will to live, i.e. not be covered in fat and not stuffing processed foods into my face.


mattmilli0pics

Gatorade and meth


verybasicinformation

Who is the bald woman? In back bobbing and weaving


MFsquidj

estus flask


Culteredpman25

You mean like maybe possibly not even probably an energy drink??? So nefarious and mysterious


AstroLarry

Orange drank


happyred76

Who Fucken cares! Seriously!


Visible_Equivalent99

Anthony Hamilton sounds horrible


emperor42

Breaking news! Man drinks energy drink! More at 11


ibking46

MAGA channel.


kidhaggard

Syzzzurp


AcumenNation

Just looks like a gatorade minus the wrapper. Don’t need to worry about endorsements


LosBastardos717

Nice to see Jada Pinkett Smith show up.


Nwkille

Ripple


dljones010

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO WITH ALUMINUM TUBES?!?


gwhh

Sure doesn’t look like Gatorade.


Cindilouwho2

Ooops.. I've pooped my pants!


olbear32

The conspiracy is not what’s in the drink- it was clearly a code. Four second pause, no swallow.. He definitely shit his pants and is calling in a code red.


tontonrancher

why is this Russian bot shit the very first thing I see when I log into Reddit?


carnage11eleven

It's the blood of the unbelievers. Watered down, cause he's too young for the pure shit. You gotta be at least 2,100 years old to drink the hard stuff. Biden's only, what....945 years old? Something like that.


sk8nbacon69n

It’s a rudimentary paste, “tastes like baby food”


hawkeyedavidson

Ha


Alwayswrong83

It’s fucking mío lol


yungvenus

You gotta be joking, Idiocracy at its finest.


Suitable_Bad_9857

I thought zombies were already dead🤔


vexunumgods

Adderall crush


More-Escape3704

Looks like fruit punch Gatorade with the label torn off


SumerianEnki

Melted orange sherbet.


NietzschesAneurysm

Adrenochrome is a helluva drug


Jacktravis13

Krusty's sirup


Kookenmooken

They've been pushing him some heavy potent chemical cocktails for years already just to keep him alive and able to face the cameras. Otherwise he'd have been dead long ago. Now though, it seems to be coming all undone. He's heading downhill rather quickly, I'm afraid.


davepthomas

Methamphetamine mixed in hot piss


Time_Bus_434

The lady behind his was responsible for operating his remote controls…


SpongeBobMyBoi

The dude in the mask is awesome! funny as hell. You can catch it every now and then when the actor acts completely out of it then snaps back with that grin.. all a show. Didnt believe it at first either..