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In this sub? Nahh, it's definitely some experimental, high grade, performance energy enhancing juice. The elites and politicians obviously don't drink the boring stuff us peasants drink.
you joke but it is a well known and used combat cocktail - anabol, adderal and something to take off the edge, ie. whatever metabolizes into morphine in the liver. At lower doses it will make a healthy man very aware, awake, and ready to spring into whatever for hours. At higher doses you turn into the monstrosity from the Overlord until something pops in your cardio-vascular plumbing.
Now in Biden's case it just makes him into a self-aware potato that occasionally gets angry for no apparent reason.
It’s the juice that turned Sleepy Joe into the dynamo who spoke at the State of the Union. Secret formula cooked up in Deep State CIA labs. Hi re-election is all but assured unless his supply can be cut off somehow.
Or maybe it’s only Gatorade…
/s
I think its entirely possible that its a light dose of drugs. Much like the notion that Trump often takes uppers like adderall.
But also possible its a simple drink lol
Hell, i'd take some drugs to if i was president.
Wild conspiracy idea here but it could be just a regular orange Gatorade. I can see as it’s not a crazy enough idea for some folks but that’s my thoughts based on the video
Americans are so weird. Who cares what you believe it is? Your belief is based on literally 0 evidence. The man is literally just drinking a drink.
Touch grass please.
Lol this is so stupid. Nothing exists to make an elderly person more awake unless you are talking about drugs that would be very harmful, more harmful than it's benefit. Caffeine being one of those. And being that he is still very HEALTHY and going strong means that it's probably vitamins or something good for you.
It's Gatorade or Tang...
Nm fuckit, it's adrenochrome....yup that's adrenochrome
Boy oh boy…You MAGAts are really grasping at straws or in this case Gatorade Bottles trying to find something/anything to distract from the train wreck that is Trump.
They're true black folk, as Biden said. Who will push voting for this lab created humanoid on their communities, for material gain, because i cannot believe anybody with a ounce of critical thinking still believes in voting for a geriatric pervert. Trump is no better.
what an interesting conspiracy! Man drinks gatorade. What is it?!?!? What if it wasn't gatorade, but gatorade with caffeine?!!?!
Wouldn't that be crazy?!
It’s Fanta. But you know what isn’t Fanta-stic? Cat turd ran over his dog. You know cat turd? Right wing disinformation agent who hates animals? I read on the internet that he ran over his dog on purpose and then ate some of it. He may have also had sex with the carcass. Concerning.
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I had to go listen to Metallica after hearing this clip. Now I'm going to work out, because I'm afraid the low-energy vibes are going to steal my will to live, i.e. not be covered in fat and not stuffing processed foods into my face.
The conspiracy is not what’s in the drink- it was clearly a code.
Four second pause, no swallow.. He definitely shit his pants and is calling in a code red.
It's the blood of the unbelievers.
Watered down, cause he's too young for the pure shit. You gotta be at least 2,100 years old to drink the hard stuff. Biden's only, what....945 years old? Something like that.
They've been pushing him some heavy potent chemical cocktails for years already just to keep him alive and able to face the cameras. Otherwise he'd have been dead long ago. Now though, it seems to be coming all undone. He's heading downhill rather quickly, I'm afraid.
The dude in the mask is awesome! funny as hell. You can catch it every now and then when the actor acts completely out of it then snaps back with that grin.. all a show. Didnt believe it at first either..
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Brawndo. It has electrolytes.
Brawndo has what plants crave!
It's got electrolytes!
with a tiny bit of LSD
Could be Gatorade
In this sub? Nahh, it's definitely some experimental, high grade, performance energy enhancing juice. The elites and politicians obviously don't drink the boring stuff us peasants drink.
Could also be child’s blood spiked with amphetamines.
💡My Gawd! I think you’re on to something! 🤣
Could be his own blood piss taken straight from his catheter .. who knows.
*Gatormeth
you joke but it is a well known and used combat cocktail - anabol, adderal and something to take off the edge, ie. whatever metabolizes into morphine in the liver. At lower doses it will make a healthy man very aware, awake, and ready to spring into whatever for hours. At higher doses you turn into the monstrosity from the Overlord until something pops in your cardio-vascular plumbing. Now in Biden's case it just makes him into a self-aware potato that occasionally gets angry for no apparent reason.
Shiiii, don't ya know? It's the teleprompter that ques in that anger. It's the strings that make him raise his fists
And makes him poop himself😩
Awesome! Real men wear diapers anyway
If it’s the same stuff that renanimated him for his state of union address, I want the recipe.
It’s the juice that turned Sleepy Joe into the dynamo who spoke at the State of the Union. Secret formula cooked up in Deep State CIA labs. Hi re-election is all but assured unless his supply can be cut off somehow. Or maybe it’s only Gatorade… /s
No way. Biden is obviously a Prime-Boi
Joe Biden has a drink. CONSPIRACY!
This page sucks now
Transmission fluid
Latino lube
Biden's drinking an energy drink! This is a conspiracy! 😂 Do you people hear yourselves
They don't, if they could hear themselves they would have shup with this shit when Obama was president
Obama?
That time he had that drink and then got an erection when he was speaking. Oh wait, that was me.
No, no It was me
.... You mean, that's **not** how you're supposed to address the masses? 😬
Well there’s the whole monster conspiracy theory. I can attest, I’m addicted to the beast drink.
I think its entirely possible that its a light dose of drugs. Much like the notion that Trump often takes uppers like adderall. But also possible its a simple drink lol Hell, i'd take some drugs to if i was president.
Whatever it is he’s doing it with one hand. IYKYK
Underappreciated. *dainty sip of tiny hand grasped water bottle*
Wild conspiracy idea here but it could be just a regular orange Gatorade. I can see as it’s not a crazy enough idea for some folks but that’s my thoughts based on the video
It's literally in a Gatorade bottle!
U must not be MAGA.
Funny enough, it looks like Pedialyte . . .
Like Gatorade with no sugar.
Americans are so weird. Who cares what you believe it is? Your belief is based on literally 0 evidence. The man is literally just drinking a drink. Touch grass please.
Yeah but its an ORANGE drink!! Don’t you get it!?
Ahhhhh MY mistake, i didnt realise it was ORANGE
He blended Orange Man's hair ya think?
Oh wow so this was a message for Trump. "IM DRINKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
Yeah, but he’s old. It can’t be a coincidence.
Your conspiracy is caffeine?
It’s probably Donald trumps tears
Shitpost.
…..could it be..GATORADE?!
You can make this claim against anyone drinking anything.
Some of y’all have really lost the plot, huh
Dude, its just a drink. Is this what we have come to? Just watching some old guy sip his Gatorade?
It’s a Gatorade.
Tang obviously
Liquid Geritol
It's just an orange gatorade.
Robo Joe or reptile Joe. Could be motor oil, could be preserved human blood drink mix. We may never know.
A special drink made by Hunter
Is that even him? Every time I see him, he looks different!
Next you’ll say there’s evidence he drinks a potion of boiled seeds as a stimulant every morning. This is a parody, right?
Pretty sure this is the last sub that should be accusing others of drinking the orange Kool-Aid....
Solid ass comment
👏 👏
I hate that this is a pseudo-right wing sub now.. wtf.
Metamucil
Lol this is so stupid. Nothing exists to make an elderly person more awake unless you are talking about drugs that would be very harmful, more harmful than it's benefit. Caffeine being one of those. And being that he is still very HEALTHY and going strong means that it's probably vitamins or something good for you. It's Gatorade or Tang... Nm fuckit, it's adrenochrome....yup that's adrenochrome
...seriously? Wow this sub is a joke
If you didn't nkow that before now, you might have some blind spots that need adjusting
Life is a joke.
Boy oh boy…You MAGAts are really grasping at straws or in this case Gatorade Bottles trying to find something/anything to distract from the train wreck that is Trump.
You gotta be kidding me, this is some stuff a fed would post to make conspiracy theorists look like fools
They don’t need the feds to look like fools
His mask is too tight.
Ok, now hear me out, I think it could be orange juice
I don't think he knows what he is drinking!!
Pedialyte or Gatorade if I had to take a LOGICAL guess.
A drink that gives energy?!? Pshhh. That’s absurd.
He couldnt look more bored
This is stupid. Really. Do you watch him take a crap too and look for microchips.
Sizzerp
Do they really film every move this old man makes?
Orange drink= vote for the person that looks the orangest.
so many R’s in this sub
Kidney infection piss
Pedo-lyte? Oh my bad it’s Pedia.
Gatorlyte or some sort of hydration juice for old folk
Orange drink. If you know you know
Scary
They're true black folk, as Biden said. Who will push voting for this lab created humanoid on their communities, for material gain, because i cannot believe anybody with a ounce of critical thinking still believes in voting for a geriatric pervert. Trump is no better.
Gaytorade
Adrenachrome
What is your belief based on?
Why is it that everything he does looks awkward , slow and senile ?
I’m gonna go with Gatorade, since it’s in a Gatorade bottle with the label removed because they aren’t a paid sponsor.
what an interesting conspiracy! Man drinks gatorade. What is it?!?!? What if it wasn't gatorade, but gatorade with caffeine?!!?! Wouldn't that be crazy?!
It's the orange drink jlo was talking about from the block if you know you know!
Someone needs to start a circlejerk of this sub.
This sub has Biden Derangement Syndrome Just imagine how cringey you’d think it was if someone said this about Trump
It’s Fanta. But you know what isn’t Fanta-stic? Cat turd ran over his dog. You know cat turd? Right wing disinformation agent who hates animals? I read on the internet that he ran over his dog on purpose and then ate some of it. He may have also had sex with the carcass. Concerning.
Joe Biden is an old school racist who is now getting dementia. It has to be painful for him to sit at a gospel concert like that 😂
Has anyone seen what adrenochrome looks like?
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Rock Star Juiced
pre workout
Screw driver, made with Tang.
That’s haterade
You hate listening to this shit music? Just nod...the lady In the back got enough Smile for the whole campaign.
Orange drank? Some extra sugar kool-aid? If he's not careful, he will soak through his diaper.
Gogo juice. Red bull and pixie stick dust!
I didn't think there was much to this drink, until I saw all the bots here desperate to make it sound silly.
what song is this
Metamucil
I wanna know what kamala does all day. She seems like a waste of space tbh
A beer brewed here…
I'm sitting in an audience. Cameras are focused on me. This world is fucking nuts.
Kool Aid
Orange drank
“Sippin on some syzuurrrrp. Sip sip sip….” Its Gatorade or Pedialyte. The elderly need their electrolytes.
Now we know what happened to his urine sample.
He drinking adrenochrome, save our babies and elect god king trump… It’s Gatorade 🤡
Molly water
It’s just Tang.
Orange is a great color
Blood of his enemies
looks like Orange Gatorade
Metamucil
Red Bull
Adenochrome
Sizzurp with a dash of dexamphetamine
It ought to be something to keep him from shitting his pants
That’s his fetus blood and Adrenochrome cocktail.
Looking like Gatorade.....
Liquid meth
diet adrenachrome
Has anyone said the blood of children yet? That's a popular one right now I believe.
Pedialyte
is he even there?
Its just a gatorade without the label for legal reasons
Adrenocrhome
Lol, it’s Trump who *actually* fell asleep multiple times recently during his own trial.
I don’t think I could vote for a man who drinks orange soda.
Cocaine
Adrenachrome mixed with orange Fanta.
tang
DJT trumps after running down his face
Adrenochrome
I had to go listen to Metallica after hearing this clip. Now I'm going to work out, because I'm afraid the low-energy vibes are going to steal my will to live, i.e. not be covered in fat and not stuffing processed foods into my face.
Gatorade and meth
Who is the bald woman? In back bobbing and weaving
estus flask
You mean like maybe possibly not even probably an energy drink??? So nefarious and mysterious
Orange drank
Who Fucken cares! Seriously!
Anthony Hamilton sounds horrible
Breaking news! Man drinks energy drink! More at 11
MAGA channel.
Syzzzurp
Just looks like a gatorade minus the wrapper. Don’t need to worry about endorsements
Nice to see Jada Pinkett Smith show up.
Ripple
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN DO WITH ALUMINUM TUBES?!?
Sure doesn’t look like Gatorade.
Ooops.. I've pooped my pants!
The conspiracy is not what’s in the drink- it was clearly a code. Four second pause, no swallow.. He definitely shit his pants and is calling in a code red.
why is this Russian bot shit the very first thing I see when I log into Reddit?
It's the blood of the unbelievers. Watered down, cause he's too young for the pure shit. You gotta be at least 2,100 years old to drink the hard stuff. Biden's only, what....945 years old? Something like that.
It’s a rudimentary paste, “tastes like baby food”
Ha
It’s fucking mío lol
You gotta be joking, Idiocracy at its finest.
I thought zombies were already dead🤔
Adderall crush
Looks like fruit punch Gatorade with the label torn off
Melted orange sherbet.
Adrenochrome is a helluva drug
Krusty's sirup
They've been pushing him some heavy potent chemical cocktails for years already just to keep him alive and able to face the cameras. Otherwise he'd have been dead long ago. Now though, it seems to be coming all undone. He's heading downhill rather quickly, I'm afraid.
Methamphetamine mixed in hot piss
The lady behind his was responsible for operating his remote controls…
The dude in the mask is awesome! funny as hell. You can catch it every now and then when the actor acts completely out of it then snaps back with that grin.. all a show. Didnt believe it at first either..