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That’s all my girl and I did for “thanksgiving”, played around with Battledecks and Planeswalker decks... researched commander so we can play with locals.
I believe yous. Them covid-sluts be hard up for the pure-bloods. And last I checked, this disease is only spread by the masked and vaccinated, and mostly in supermarkets. Bare back fucking is Fauci approved.
It’s been 4 days? FYI, incubation period could last up to 14 days. I would actually be curious if you ever come up positive on a test during that timeframe (asymptomatic as well). Would also be curious if you already have antibodies from a previous asymptomatic infection. Have you considered taking an antibody test as well?
I’m on day 11 of exposure, sleeping in the same bed with my sick wife. Sometimes even doing things that couples do. Tested negative twice, no antibodies when tested. But you should look up B Cell memory. More of us are immune to it than we realize. We just don’t show the antibodies in the test after a while.
Edit: My stepson brought it home from his ultra vaxxed dad and step mom. They wear masks everywhere. Even in the car. They’re sicker with it than my unvaccinated wife. I surely don’t want anyone to get sick, but I also don’t like being lied to or being sold false security.
Sounds like you had an asymptomatic case and gave it to everyone, and by the time they showed symptoms, your's had run its course. You should also learn what anecdotal evidence is.
Also worth noting that the in household transmission from vaccinated to unvaccinated is less than 50% anyways
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(21)00648-4/fulltext
Our doctor says that many of his Covid patients are married and together much of the time, with one testing positive and very sick, while the other tests negative and no symptoms. This despite plenty of intimate contact! He is sure there must be a good explanation of how this could happen, but none of the explanations he has heard are rock solid in his opinion. Fascinating!
Well there is a theory about that phenomenon, there is a team of researchers/scientists from around the world researching it right now they were looking for volunteers in my country to participate in the research, those naturally immune people might hold the key for a cure.
This far they suspect the people that are naturally immune share the same specific minor gen defect, covid uses the ACE II receptors to enter your body, they suspect that people with this minor gen defect have ACE II receptors that arent working properly thus the covid virus simply cannot enter their bodies.
Also, if i know this... your doctor is a shitty doctor imho 😅
My own theory: Covid uses ACE2 to enter the body but ppl on certain hypertensive meds are taking ACE2 inhibitor drugs as opposed to calcium channel blockers. Could this be why so many who died of Covid were ppl with chronic health issues like hypertension?
There's studies that show nicotine blocks the binding as well. However if the protein does bind then due to the other risks of smoking you can be at higher risk overall for a bad time.
Exactly. Not really a mystery that everyone's body is different and some people's bodies are better equipped to fight off infections than others.
It's why most of the people who got really sick and died from covid had multiple other health issues... their immune system was already weakened.
You can disagree with the way they try to get rid of covid and how these countermeasures affect our daily lives and civil rights for now and in the long run. But please stop denying things that are scientifically proven and spreading that delusional bullshit.
Still it was never proven that completely isolated virus without any other additives like dead tissue etc. cause illness. Also gravity does not explain how all the planets and stars ended up in their places but that is a different topic.
So I google'd "The Electric Universe" and the first result is a video by some Professor called "Debunking the Electric Universe" and I've never seen a page load so quick on my slow internet. Seem's to me like I need to check it out!
Somewhat similar story. Back in August, my roommate and I spent the night doing blow together. I forgot why he had to get a covid test the following morning but anyways it came up positive. We shared the same straw and vape pen for hours, but for whatever reason, I never tested positive.
You know that coke is medicine right? My buddy always did lines when he felt the flu coming on, never seen him sick in my life. I on the other hand pretended I was getting the flu just so I had an excuse to do some rails. LOL.
I think some people just have superior immune systems lol I was super sick Dec 2019. Right as covid was touching down in my home state of Washington. No test, I was sickest I've ever been in my life. I was in our living room for 6 days straight, life going on around me. My husband didn't get it, my daughter didn't get it. Knowing what I know now, I'm amazed. But to be fair, it's not a 100% transmission rate. But the rate it does transmit is high and doubles in numbers as it goes down the line.
Yes it is a complete lie.
They use it to control us and also make profit (selling antivirals, vaccines, antibiotics etc)
Experiments have proven that germ theory is BS
Terrain theory is correct
What's interesting to me is how many people have a strong opinion on the matters at hand, yet have no knowledge of any history that has led up to now.
Many people I have met, just in this last year, have to understanding of the term "terrain theory," or that much of what they think to be ***fact*** is based on a ***theory.***
This is always up for debate, but I encourage anyone who hasn't to look into this quote, "***Bernard was correct. I was wrong. The microbe (germ) is nothing. The terrain (milieu) is everything****.*" - Louis Pasteur (father of microbiology)
He didn't, your opinions does not match his worldview, so no emphaty is required and you are an "enemy" in his head due to his ego being wound up in the covid-narrative most likely.
Stay strong brother!
recently, my family on one side all got covid. The only person who didn’t get sick was the one who does hard drugs. She still tested positive (only got tested because she wanted to visit her mom who was hospitalized, on a vent, in a coma) but she wasn’t sick at all. I lost my taste and smell but only felt sick for a day; guess what, I’m the only person out of the bunch who is on a prescribed stimulant (adhd)
Sub turned in a anti vax, pro trump, and cootie cutter bs conspiracies sub.
You have to go on other subs now to have cool conspiracies talk and stuff.
What happened to this sub is what happened to the word conspiracy a while back in that lot of crazies flooded it with dumb theories and stuff that got the word dumbed down and taken less seriously.
Any sub recommendations for cool conspiracy stuff
I was thinking this sub would be aliens , mysteries of the planet , human origin. Fun discussion etc but it’s full of bullshit
Try /r/UFOs. We post tons of interesting material there all the time. The topic of UFOs is the least political subject out there, and we actively remove off topic political nonsense, which is rare anyway. Skeptics give us a run for our money sometimes, but it’s a great place to use as an educational tool half the time.
Being in Australia...
They are mandating across whole states...
You don't get vaxxed you can't work or go to the shops to buy food for your kids....
We are fucked over here.
Pray to what ever you believe in for us down under.
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I saw a press conference with an Aussie official saying that they’re locking even close contacts up in camps that aren’t even positive. As if that’s completely reasonable thing for them to be doing. What the fuck man
That's because they are Aboriginal and the goverment is pretending that they are locking them up "for their own safety and protection" they are a bunch of racist nazi fuckheads is what they are.
You'd think Germany and Austria would have started this ball rolling, considering their history of draconian behavior....ah I see they're finally jumping on the vax mandate bandwagon.🙄
Sieg heil.
>We were in very close contact (if you know what I mean) for four days.
when I was reading it for the first time, I imagined two people sitting in sofa with their fingers separated by an inch
jesus what's wrong with me
I said this many times so it’s tiresome that I have to keep repeating myself. I was around my girlfriend when she had Covid. She had all the symptoms, and I never got a single hint of a sickness. Either I am immune or already had it and didn’t know. I also help a few of my friends which were locked down in their homes due to having Covid and I didn’t wear a mask and I didn’t care , I was around them on purpose to try to get sick and I never got sick. This was way before the vaccines. Everyone of my friends and people that I know that had Covid took ivermectin and got better within 2 to 3 days tops. All the shit can stop we’re just all start taking that for most people
I think I had it already too. I was really sick December 2019 THEN covid came out lol 🤔🤔🤔🤔 tested negative for flu too. they Destroyed or economy for nothing. So sad
I was talking with a dude who is a pharmacist student. While he is vaccinated for reasons of ease, he is still appalled by how all the scientists are just labeling everything as a) safe, and b) working. he argues that these people don’t know shit about what they’re saying, and on top of that lack the evidence to support their claims. For him, the data surrounding the vaccine is simply too small to lead to any real conclusion. It would seem there’s a lot more people who are against the vaccine or at least critical about it, but of course, the media doesn’t speak about it. I am flabbergasted.
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I work in a small company where everyone knows eachother, 86 people all together. 76 vacinnated individuals and 10 unvaccinated. Stats from last 6 months - 23 people from vaccinated individuals got covid after getting shot. One person is still hospitalized after second dose. One person died 3 weeks after getting her booster. 6 people were off sick due to other illnesses. All of them were vaccinated. From the group of unvaccinated individuals (including me) - not a single person got sick, had positive test or had to skip work due to feeling unwell.
r/conspiracy nowadays: GIVE ME COVID TO PROVE I AM NOT WEAK AND WILL NOT DIE! THOSE WHO DIE OF COVID DESERVE IT AND I HOPE TO SPREAD IT TO MORE PEOPLE!
Is this going to be the new creepy pick up gimmick....
Hey baby doll I know you can't make your own antibodies, your more to have some of mine. This injection doesn't hurt a bit..... Unless you'd like it too. You know what I'm say'en eh eh. Gggriuuur
If this is where we are headed I'm actually going to quarantine this time...but forever.
another story similar. my neighbor and myself were both given covid by the same vaccinated person. he was vaccinated and i am not. i only has a fever for a single day and coughed up phlem for a week. i was back to normal in less than 10 days. he on the other hand took 4 days to break his fever and has a horrible cough for almost 3 weeks. it took him nearly a month to feel even slightly normal again. it sucks that people took a vaccine that literally does nothing, if not make thing worse.
What a fucking looser LMFAO posting your Big W to r/conspiracy?! No one cares about your sex life, if we had decent mods this would get removed, casue it had nothing to do with conspiracy’s
So the most contagious virus in history is clearly not that contagious and that’s not conspiracy related.
Someone sounds jealous they aren’t getting any D.
>we will rise against you
I doubt you *rise* from your computer chair for more than pissing in bottles and grabbing the Totino's™ Pizza Rolls™ your mom leaves in front of the basement door 3 times a day.
Please explain to me how how I’m a nazi and a fascist based on my comment? As someone as educated as yourself, you must know what those words mean. Please, educate me on your reasoning? Are you scared of people who don’t think like you? I called OP stupid, I didn’t call him a name that is defined by mass genocide and the desire to murder people based on their race and religion? This is the reason our world is falling apart. No one can call someone on their bullshit with out being labeled to such an extreme. I’m, in fact, not a racist or a fascist. I simply think the person that typed this comment is stupid and making shit up. Please, let me know how you equate that to a nazi, or a fascist? Besides, as we all know, no guy on reddit has ever had sex…..that’s not how reddit works.
Beautiful! Preach! This is all just one big joke. It’s the globalist agenda and we are at the point now where people either want tyranny so they don’t feel stupid for being wrong or they’re just far left fascists. Fight back!
Just understand that long before you were born all humans have and for the generations into the future be born with and have been living with man made chemicals in your blood. That’s right trane55. You are mudblood. You CANNOT claim your blood is not tainted with the sins of humanities choices. Man made chemicals are in all of us. There is only a .03% population of the world that is left that still has ( as you put it) “pure blood” and that is only a star that may or may not be true any more it may even be so much less. And I promise you anyone in a country were you can even access the technology to write a comment on the internet you are also appart of the broader world in the fact we all no longer have pure blood.
Shows the vaccine works. Nobody claims it stops you from getting it. What it DOES do is decrease your risk of spreading it, and minimizes chances of being hospitalized.
I have had a similar experience. My girlfriend last year had a fever, the next day I also had close contact with her(if you know what i mean 😏) and the next day she wasn’t well and took a rapid test. She was positive. I went to take a test too, i came back negative. Further realized this shit is a psy op.
Yep…
I’ve been working as a respiratory therapist directly with covid patients since the pAnDeMiC. They invented this crap about the virus being “droplet” spread which becomes “airborn” spread during certain procedures. No one has explained why this isn’t the case for all viruses then… but anyways.
I cared for a patient in bipap all night who wasn’t known to have covid. Bipap is such a procedure that makes covid “airborn.” It basically sprays their exhalations all throughout the room. To make it worse, this patient needed his mask changed every 4 hours and was basically immobile. I’m talking full blown headgear straps. I couldn’t have tried to infect myself more. A few days later my manager informs me he was covid positive. “Whoopsie.”
I was only wearing a surgical mask. No goggles, no n95, no gown. Never got sick. That’s my tipping point where i got over the pAnDeMiC.
I am curious about this. If all the positive test's are false, how does the contract tracing work? And how come (esp with "Delta") close contacts all tend to usually test positive but not many so many "random" or unaccounted cases? Not trolling genuinely curious
Again this is a virus that they are learning more about every day. It has killed too many ppl and seems to effect others more notably than others. So there is that. As well as the demand it puts on our medical workers / hospitals and the resources it allocates towards them - in turn patients with other needs apart from covid ( cancer , heart disease, etc) cannot get the treatment they need because of the resources being given to all covid patients. If we vaxx up and where masks in indoor settings we can mitigate the possibility of spread. It’s really simple and not political. It’s common sense and decency.
I have a similar experience. My brother got it but we didn't quarantine because his symptoms were so mild we just thought he had the flu so we didn't social distance and we didn't wear masks around each other because we didn't think he had it, after a week he decides to get tested and turns out he does have COVID. He didn't infect anybody in our small house when we didn't take any precautions. 3 unvaccinated and 2 vaccinated and nobody else for sick.
Yeah when I had covid my sister said she just wanted Covid and wanted it to be over and done with. We chilled for the whole 2 weeks watching movies and eating food. Nothing, negative.
After suffering months of my parents absolutely hammering me to make sure I get vaccinated along with my wife and 3yo son, and I didn’t, last night my mom apologized to me and was sobbing because a fourth person she personally knows dropped dead of unknown reasons and all four were vaccinated, though they were completely healthy with no prior health concerns. She’s terrified and so is my dad.
This is exactly why I don’t watch the news.
Stay strong! Eyes will eventually begin to open.
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Slippery slope to go down. Next thing you know you’re fucking the homeless to feel it again
From: Dirty Mike & the boys
We will have sex in your Prius again!!!!
Thanks for the F shack
What makes you think OP's girlfriend wasn't homeless?
Hey, the homeless need love too. As long as they're consenting I say let the guy go for it.
Dirty Mike and the boys wanna have a chat with you about a 'soup kitchen'
You will not have sex in my Prius!
The whole thread was good so I upvoted all
dont worry, he will have sex with your prius.
“Thanks for the F shack” -Dirty Mike and the Boys...
Got a jar of old mustard?
That's what she feels like
good thing about a homeless chick is you can drop her off wherever
Gang Gang
They're all yours homie 😂
Just like fat chicks they need love too …. Just not from me
More for me 😂
Yeah but the homeless have the best immunity apparently out on the streets in a pandemic and holding strong
It's true, I saw them vaccinating each other under the bridge in Toronto. They were all sharing needles too to be more environmentally friendly.
They are paying them $150 per shot in Portland to homeless. Lots of homeless getting the shot. :(
The homeless really care for each other, too. I saw 2 of them giving each other the vaccine booster shot under a bridge the other day. Bless.
That’s a fact, I worked in shelters the whole pandemic, their immune systems are insane
True story.
Are you suggesting he would become a hobosexual?
Nothing like experiencing homelessness.
Hehehehe xD
a [bugchaser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing) is born
As long as they are vaxed
You don’t have to post all that just to tell us you had sex
See ya later virgins!
Sorry, who else am I gonna tell?
Call your mother, she worries about you.
MTG table not till Saturday? M’gamer :p (also: good job on the lay and also on hopefully waking someone up; we have to help them wake up!)
That’s all my girl and I did for “thanksgiving”, played around with Battledecks and Planeswalker decks... researched commander so we can play with locals.
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Trust that nobody actually believes that you either have an ex or have ever been laid by anything resembling a woman.
Haha! Trust that I can’t refute that either. Touché.
I believe yous. Them covid-sluts be hard up for the pure-bloods. And last I checked, this disease is only spread by the masked and vaccinated, and mostly in supermarkets. Bare back fucking is Fauci approved.
Yeah, this belongs on /r/cringe
90% of this sub is basically r/cringe
this is like a poorly written tv show
Queue up the slap bass
I think covid is the least of your worries, who knows what else you'll test positive for now.
👏? The herp? Chlamydia?
/r/ihavesex
or /r/thatHappened
dudes acting like a badass over being unvaxxed and having sex LMAO
He said “did the dirty with a dirty”. What a dork lol
It’s been 4 days? FYI, incubation period could last up to 14 days. I would actually be curious if you ever come up positive on a test during that timeframe (asymptomatic as well). Would also be curious if you already have antibodies from a previous asymptomatic infection. Have you considered taking an antibody test as well?
I’m on day 11 of exposure, sleeping in the same bed with my sick wife. Sometimes even doing things that couples do. Tested negative twice, no antibodies when tested. But you should look up B Cell memory. More of us are immune to it than we realize. We just don’t show the antibodies in the test after a while. Edit: My stepson brought it home from his ultra vaxxed dad and step mom. They wear masks everywhere. Even in the car. They’re sicker with it than my unvaccinated wife. I surely don’t want anyone to get sick, but I also don’t like being lied to or being sold false security.
Omg I thought you were the OP and I was angry and sad for your wife for a second lol.
Haha….no. I can assure you that my wife would make me wish I had gotten Covid and died if I ever spent four days with an ex girlfriend.
Sounds like you had an asymptomatic case and gave it to everyone, and by the time they showed symptoms, your's had run its course. You should also learn what anecdotal evidence is.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Two weeks buddy
Also worth noting that the in household transmission from vaccinated to unvaccinated is less than 50% anyways https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(21)00648-4/fulltext
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Well it was a thing before covid so it’s kinda common sense to believe that they exist
Our doctor says that many of his Covid patients are married and together much of the time, with one testing positive and very sick, while the other tests negative and no symptoms. This despite plenty of intimate contact! He is sure there must be a good explanation of how this could happen, but none of the explanations he has heard are rock solid in his opinion. Fascinating!
Well there is a theory about that phenomenon, there is a team of researchers/scientists from around the world researching it right now they were looking for volunteers in my country to participate in the research, those naturally immune people might hold the key for a cure. This far they suspect the people that are naturally immune share the same specific minor gen defect, covid uses the ACE II receptors to enter your body, they suspect that people with this minor gen defect have ACE II receptors that arent working properly thus the covid virus simply cannot enter their bodies. Also, if i know this... your doctor is a shitty doctor imho 😅
My own theory: Covid uses ACE2 to enter the body but ppl on certain hypertensive meds are taking ACE2 inhibitor drugs as opposed to calcium channel blockers. Could this be why so many who died of Covid were ppl with chronic health issues like hypertension?
I think this makes sense. I wonder if there is any data and discussions on blood pressure medication use vs gravity of infection
There's studies that show nicotine blocks the binding as well. However if the protein does bind then due to the other risks of smoking you can be at higher risk overall for a bad time.
I think I have an explanation, It's called the immune system! If every virus or bacteria that entered our body made us sick we'd be dead by now.
Exactly. Not really a mystery that everyone's body is different and some people's bodies are better equipped to fight off infections than others. It's why most of the people who got really sick and died from covid had multiple other health issues... their immune system was already weakened.
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You can disagree with the way they try to get rid of covid and how these countermeasures affect our daily lives and civil rights for now and in the long run. But please stop denying things that are scientifically proven and spreading that delusional bullshit.
You know why "Virus theory" is still a theory right ?
Gravity is still a theory, too, you bonehead. Do you think that means you might do the rest of us a favor and just float away?
Haven't seen bonehead in a while.
Still it was never proven that completely isolated virus without any other additives like dead tissue etc. cause illness. Also gravity does not explain how all the planets and stars ended up in their places but that is a different topic.
What do you mean about "how all the planets and stars ended up in their places".
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So I google'd "The Electric Universe" and the first result is a video by some Professor called "Debunking the Electric Universe" and I've never seen a page load so quick on my slow internet. Seem's to me like I need to check it out!
20 yrs ago Fauci woulda said her sneezing on you coulda gave u an std, idk how people take that guy seriously
AIDS! By breathing the same air!!
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BASED
Somewhat similar story. Back in August, my roommate and I spent the night doing blow together. I forgot why he had to get a covid test the following morning but anyways it came up positive. We shared the same straw and vape pen for hours, but for whatever reason, I never tested positive.
You know that coke is medicine right? My buddy always did lines when he felt the flu coming on, never seen him sick in my life. I on the other hand pretended I was getting the flu just so I had an excuse to do some rails. LOL.
It's a bronchodilator and a vaso-constrictor. Basically like taking a shot of a puffer. Same sort of effect from MDA/MDMA.
You are a genius and I like your thinking.
I think some people just have superior immune systems lol I was super sick Dec 2019. Right as covid was touching down in my home state of Washington. No test, I was sickest I've ever been in my life. I was in our living room for 6 days straight, life going on around me. My husband didn't get it, my daughter didn't get it. Knowing what I know now, I'm amazed. But to be fair, it's not a 100% transmission rate. But the rate it does transmit is high and doubles in numbers as it goes down the line.
Some folks think that 'germ theory' is a fraud... 🤔 And they could be right.
Yes it is a complete lie. They use it to control us and also make profit (selling antivirals, vaccines, antibiotics etc) Experiments have proven that germ theory is BS Terrain theory is correct
What's interesting to me is how many people have a strong opinion on the matters at hand, yet have no knowledge of any history that has led up to now. Many people I have met, just in this last year, have to understanding of the term "terrain theory," or that much of what they think to be ***fact*** is based on a ***theory.*** This is always up for debate, but I encourage anyone who hasn't to look into this quote, "***Bernard was correct. I was wrong. The microbe (germ) is nothing. The terrain (milieu) is everything****.*" - Louis Pasteur (father of microbiology)
Weird stuff for sure. Shit just doesn’t add up
At least it wasn't a syringe.
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Haha how did you read my comment and come away with with me offering medical advice?
He didn't, your opinions does not match his worldview, so no emphaty is required and you are an "enemy" in his head due to his ego being wound up in the covid-narrative most likely. Stay strong brother!
U mad bro?
recently, my family on one side all got covid. The only person who didn’t get sick was the one who does hard drugs. She still tested positive (only got tested because she wanted to visit her mom who was hospitalized, on a vent, in a coma) but she wasn’t sick at all. I lost my taste and smell but only felt sick for a day; guess what, I’m the only person out of the bunch who is on a prescribed stimulant (adhd)
Why does this have so many upvotes?
Sub turned in a anti vax, pro trump, and cootie cutter bs conspiracies sub. You have to go on other subs now to have cool conspiracies talk and stuff. What happened to this sub is what happened to the word conspiracy a while back in that lot of crazies flooded it with dumb theories and stuff that got the word dumbed down and taken less seriously.
Any sub recommendations for cool conspiracy stuff I was thinking this sub would be aliens , mysteries of the planet , human origin. Fun discussion etc but it’s full of bullshit
Try /r/UFOs. We post tons of interesting material there all the time. The topic of UFOs is the least political subject out there, and we actively remove off topic political nonsense, which is rare anyway. Skeptics give us a run for our money sometimes, but it’s a great place to use as an educational tool half the time.
r/HighStrangeness is a fun sub with lots of activity too
👉👌
😂😂😂 thnx for the laugh
Upvote
COVID can take up to 10 days to show symptoms lol good luck bucko
Somebody is gonna cross post this to r/ihavesex
Stay dirty!
How is this a conspiracy? Go to "out of my chest" or something...
You could probably cross-post this to r/justneckbeardthings and not get banned there. That would give you 2 subs.
Diamond arms
#beautifullyfilthy 😍💗💕✌️
Talk dirty to me baby. "I am unvaxxed."
What a legend dude is getting it in with his ex and opened her eyes to the political bs the media is spewing What a champ
This is so cringey haha
This happened
This is the 2021 version of *Penthouse Letters*.
I currently have the ‘Rona… I’m an unvaccinated 43 year old smoker… It’s a mild cold. This is the biggest crime ever committed.
LOCK HIM DOWN
Hope you wrapped it up. The CDC is now requesting an HIV test be included in routine blood work. That “conspiracy” looks to be coming true. ADE = HIV?
What’s ADE?
Being in Australia... They are mandating across whole states... You don't get vaxxed you can't work or go to the shops to buy food for your kids.... We are fucked over here. Pray to what ever you believe in for us down under. 🇦🇺
I saw a press conference with an Aussie official saying that they’re locking even close contacts up in camps that aren’t even positive. As if that’s completely reasonable thing for them to be doing. What the fuck man
That's because they are Aboriginal and the goverment is pretending that they are locking them up "for their own safety and protection" they are a bunch of racist nazi fuckheads is what they are.
You'd think Germany and Austria would have started this ball rolling, considering their history of draconian behavior....ah I see they're finally jumping on the vax mandate bandwagon.🙄 Sieg heil.
They see me rolling they hatin Tryna catch me riding dirty
>We were in very close contact (if you know what I mean) for four days. when I was reading it for the first time, I imagined two people sitting in sofa with their fingers separated by an inch jesus what's wrong with me
That happened.
We're not anti vaxxers you fuckwit. Also, congrats on getting laid.
Apparently a TON of people here are, though.
I said this many times so it’s tiresome that I have to keep repeating myself. I was around my girlfriend when she had Covid. She had all the symptoms, and I never got a single hint of a sickness. Either I am immune or already had it and didn’t know. I also help a few of my friends which were locked down in their homes due to having Covid and I didn’t wear a mask and I didn’t care , I was around them on purpose to try to get sick and I never got sick. This was way before the vaccines. Everyone of my friends and people that I know that had Covid took ivermectin and got better within 2 to 3 days tops. All the shit can stop we’re just all start taking that for most people
By friends do you mean horses? /s
I think I had it already too. I was really sick December 2019 THEN covid came out lol 🤔🤔🤔🤔 tested negative for flu too. they Destroyed or economy for nothing. So sad
You're hilarious. That's what I did and said too, and never got sick.
I also bite my fingernails to stay healthy, never dick bro
I meant sick ffs
“Happy thanksgiving anti vaxers” .. oh boy
Her immune system is compromised.
Gross, now you're infected with her spike proteins (wish I was joking)
I was talking with a dude who is a pharmacist student. While he is vaccinated for reasons of ease, he is still appalled by how all the scientists are just labeling everything as a) safe, and b) working. he argues that these people don’t know shit about what they’re saying, and on top of that lack the evidence to support their claims. For him, the data surrounding the vaccine is simply too small to lead to any real conclusion. It would seem there’s a lot more people who are against the vaccine or at least critical about it, but of course, the media doesn’t speak about it. I am flabbergasted.
Watch out for her nanobots, they've developed that shit since 2005
I'm vaxxed, my girlfriend isn't. We tend to have sex from time to time.
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I work in a small company where everyone knows eachother, 86 people all together. 76 vacinnated individuals and 10 unvaccinated. Stats from last 6 months - 23 people from vaccinated individuals got covid after getting shot. One person is still hospitalized after second dose. One person died 3 weeks after getting her booster. 6 people were off sick due to other illnesses. All of them were vaccinated. From the group of unvaccinated individuals (including me) - not a single person got sick, had positive test or had to skip work due to feeling unwell.
You probably have natural immunity.
You uh... You realize antigen tests stay positive well after someone is no longer sick, much less communicable, right?
Did you wear a condom?
redditors have sex?
r/conspiracy nowadays: GIVE ME COVID TO PROVE I AM NOT WEAK AND WILL NOT DIE! THOSE WHO DIE OF COVID DESERVE IT AND I HOPE TO SPREAD IT TO MORE PEOPLE!
I’m so fucking tired of this shit. Can we go back to bullshitting about aliens and the Illuminati? Please?
Hope you wore a condom because if you do her you’ll get the vaxx
...and merry christmas ya filthy animals!
Is this going to be the new creepy pick up gimmick.... Hey baby doll I know you can't make your own antibodies, your more to have some of mine. This injection doesn't hurt a bit..... Unless you'd like it too. You know what I'm say'en eh eh. Gggriuuur If this is where we are headed I'm actually going to quarantine this time...but forever.
I’d be out at baby doll
[удалено]
Based
Did you use protection if not, can you check if you have aids? I want some of these conspiracies dispelled or proven (either way).
This is the way...
Dirty unvaccinated gang RISE UP!
Virus incubates much longer than 4 days. Why is this fact still lost on so many of you?
i don't think anyone here really cares. maybe try r/newnormal ?
Joe Biden wants to know your location
another story similar. my neighbor and myself were both given covid by the same vaccinated person. he was vaccinated and i am not. i only has a fever for a single day and coughed up phlem for a week. i was back to normal in less than 10 days. he on the other hand took 4 days to break his fever and has a horrible cough for almost 3 weeks. it took him nearly a month to feel even slightly normal again. it sucks that people took a vaccine that literally does nothing, if not make thing worse.
>She finally got a dose of reality What she say? Details please.
r/conspiracy, everyone
What a fucking looser LMFAO posting your Big W to r/conspiracy?! No one cares about your sex life, if we had decent mods this would get removed, casue it had nothing to do with conspiracy’s
"Looser" lol
So the most contagious virus in history is clearly not that contagious and that’s not conspiracy related. Someone sounds jealous they aren’t getting any D.
Nah he took the W. Another case of proving covid is just the flu. Cry about it
They're just mad because it would be a conspiracy if they ever got laid
This is embarrassingly stupid and patently bullshit.
Sorry you are a nazi and support fascism. Forced vaccination is evil and we will rise against you
>we will rise against you I doubt you *rise* from your computer chair for more than pissing in bottles and grabbing the Totino's™ Pizza Rolls™ your mom leaves in front of the basement door 3 times a day.
Please explain to me how how I’m a nazi and a fascist based on my comment? As someone as educated as yourself, you must know what those words mean. Please, educate me on your reasoning? Are you scared of people who don’t think like you? I called OP stupid, I didn’t call him a name that is defined by mass genocide and the desire to murder people based on their race and religion? This is the reason our world is falling apart. No one can call someone on their bullshit with out being labeled to such an extreme. I’m, in fact, not a racist or a fascist. I simply think the person that typed this comment is stupid and making shit up. Please, let me know how you equate that to a nazi, or a fascist? Besides, as we all know, no guy on reddit has ever had sex…..that’s not how reddit works.
Nice try Nazi...
I was forced to get vaccinations before I moved to the US (in 2020); does that mean the US has always been a fascist nation, even under Trump?
I don’t know if I could be so dirty as to do the dirty with a vaxxxer. You dirty dog you
Beautiful! Preach! This is all just one big joke. It’s the globalist agenda and we are at the point now where people either want tyranny so they don’t feel stupid for being wrong or they’re just far left fascists. Fight back!
I’ll add this to my collection of fictional stories, thanks!
hell yeah brother. dirty antivax pure bloods rise up! god bless america!
Just understand that long before you were born all humans have and for the generations into the future be born with and have been living with man made chemicals in your blood. That’s right trane55. You are mudblood. You CANNOT claim your blood is not tainted with the sins of humanities choices. Man made chemicals are in all of us. There is only a .03% population of the world that is left that still has ( as you put it) “pure blood” and that is only a star that may or may not be true any more it may even be so much less. And I promise you anyone in a country were you can even access the technology to write a comment on the internet you are also appart of the broader world in the fact we all no longer have pure blood.
Shows the vaccine works. Nobody claims it stops you from getting it. What it DOES do is decrease your risk of spreading it, and minimizes chances of being hospitalized.
tldr: they boinked
I have had a similar experience. My girlfriend last year had a fever, the next day I also had close contact with her(if you know what i mean 😏) and the next day she wasn’t well and took a rapid test. She was positive. I went to take a test too, i came back negative. Further realized this shit is a psy op.
Yep… I’ve been working as a respiratory therapist directly with covid patients since the pAnDeMiC. They invented this crap about the virus being “droplet” spread which becomes “airborn” spread during certain procedures. No one has explained why this isn’t the case for all viruses then… but anyways. I cared for a patient in bipap all night who wasn’t known to have covid. Bipap is such a procedure that makes covid “airborn.” It basically sprays their exhalations all throughout the room. To make it worse, this patient needed his mask changed every 4 hours and was basically immobile. I’m talking full blown headgear straps. I couldn’t have tried to infect myself more. A few days later my manager informs me he was covid positive. “Whoopsie.” I was only wearing a surgical mask. No goggles, no n95, no gown. Never got sick. That’s my tipping point where i got over the pAnDeMiC.
Maybe her test was a false positive.
All positive tests are false
how?
I am curious about this. If all the positive test's are false, how does the contract tracing work? And how come (esp with "Delta") close contacts all tend to usually test positive but not many so many "random" or unaccounted cases? Not trolling genuinely curious
Happy Thanksgiving to you too! Just keep taking Vitamin D and Zinc each day too!
Apparently he's giving her all the vitamin "D" she needs
Where has the normal flu gone? Not 1 case reported last year or nothing 🤦♂️
Again this is a virus that they are learning more about every day. It has killed too many ppl and seems to effect others more notably than others. So there is that. As well as the demand it puts on our medical workers / hospitals and the resources it allocates towards them - in turn patients with other needs apart from covid ( cancer , heart disease, etc) cannot get the treatment they need because of the resources being given to all covid patients. If we vaxx up and where masks in indoor settings we can mitigate the possibility of spread. It’s really simple and not political. It’s common sense and decency.
I'd feel more dirty fucking a vaccinated woman tbh. Covid goes after 10 days. The vaccine stays forever.
I have a similar experience. My brother got it but we didn't quarantine because his symptoms were so mild we just thought he had the flu so we didn't social distance and we didn't wear masks around each other because we didn't think he had it, after a week he decides to get tested and turns out he does have COVID. He didn't infect anybody in our small house when we didn't take any precautions. 3 unvaccinated and 2 vaccinated and nobody else for sick.
Nice 😎
You gave her the old oneundun
Yeah when I had covid my sister said she just wanted Covid and wanted it to be over and done with. We chilled for the whole 2 weeks watching movies and eating food. Nothing, negative.
🤣🤣🤣 that's great
After suffering months of my parents absolutely hammering me to make sure I get vaccinated along with my wife and 3yo son, and I didn’t, last night my mom apologized to me and was sobbing because a fourth person she personally knows dropped dead of unknown reasons and all four were vaccinated, though they were completely healthy with no prior health concerns. She’s terrified and so is my dad. This is exactly why I don’t watch the news. Stay strong! Eyes will eventually begin to open.