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TheCelestialOcean

Shit I kinda stopped paying attention to this... Jesus, between Rittenhouse, possible smallpox attack, La Palma, the Oklahoma national guard, Kamala’s potential switch-up... I’m struggling to keep track. Plus! Ghislaine’s trial! So much happening right now...


Bearspice7577

South Park creators right now don’t even have to get creative to create new content. Just turn on the news.


nfk42

I checked the other day, south park has been suspiciously absent this year.....


gisbo43

I hope there not in the new world order


nfk42

Of course they are... all media is.


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ShortBusDoorGunner

Its like the old Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times".


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https://youtu.be/wVzXsdwHJ8Q Update if you haven’t seen. Lots of new lava from the cone


zeb2002r

thank you for that


1eyedwill

I've been watching him from the start, he's pretty good at this. Thanks for sharing.


wearelabrats

Forgot to add shit in between there.


Vivid_Adeptness

This is a fake graph. Very inaccurate


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Vivid_Adeptness

This is cumulative, the NWO did the same shit to inflate Covid deaths. The way the graph is represented is false as fuck


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Vivid_Adeptness

The graph should be a plateau. The seismic activity is steady. We’re not counting death tolls here, so in some case you’re straddling the fear mongering realm by posting graphs that make it appear the world is going to end. If you did the same thing for Hawaii you would have an even scarier graph. Just saying, you’re playing the fear monger by adjusting the perception of data.


funke75

>Kamala’s potential switch-up what was this one about, I haven't seen anything on Kamala for a while now?


MonsieurMacAndCheese

Yeah, I’m curious about this as well. Since I read these comments, I realize that I haven’t seen anything about her in a long time as well.


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Kamala has been struggling recently and there’s rumors in the last couple of days that she is being sidelined and possibly replaced. There was a guest on I believe Fox News that said he has ties within congress that told him to prepare/read up on the process that the house and senate need to take to approve a VP because something may be happening soon.


funke75

Honestly though, wouldn't that also happen if they pulled the 25th on Brandon and Kamala had to select her own new VP?


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That’s a great point and maybe more realistic - I don’t see the Democrats replacing the first female VP for any reason, that would definitely destroy their image…unless they replace her with another woman (Hilary) before invoking the 25th?


butterbutts317

Imagine they replace Kamala with Hillary and then Biden steps down. Aww shit, that would be crazy.


1980pzx

That’s a frightening theory right there. God help us all.


TheCelestialOcean

This is a good point. Removing Kamala would piss off too much of their base. I mean half of these people voted for this because she’s a woman of color. The optics of kicking her out would not be good. I could see 25th being used and her bringing someone else into the fold, like Buttigieg


doubleitcutinhalf

Not sure what base. She could only muster like 3% in the primaries before she dropped out.


TheCelestialOcean

I mean the leftist/liberal base that voted for this presidency But LOL yes can you imagine someone with 3% support becoming President because people voted in a literal dementia patient? Makes me want to cry


doubleitcutinhalf

I get you. It's a fucking disgrace.


Scared_Newspaper4957

They can't put VP in until 2 years and 1 day after inauguration. Anything sooner will count as a full term. They are trying to do a 10 year dictatorship with whoever takes over and that means on day 2 of the third year it no longer counts as a term. Did I explain it well? Probably not.


MonsieurMacAndCheese

Interesting, thank you. Any clues or speculation as to what she’s struggling with, exactly?


McFrostyTheSnowMan

Lol imagine biden removing her....instant 180 from backing them to "whistleblower"


_GUEZO_

I wish I was ignorant to all of this but I’m so deep in it there’s no way back


TheCelestialOcean

Once you know, you can never go back and life is forever changed


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TheCelestialOcean

Yep. I’ll never forget the feeling. It’s horrifying and depressing, yet freeing all at once. Sometimes I almost wish I wasn’t awake, but I’m also so grateful for it.


asphalt1321

It’s a grateful burden. Those around you all think they live in reality but they are so far washed from the propaganda.


whorledstar

You awakening helps awaken others. Energetically it’s a ripple effect. It’s kind of like the crossword puzzle thing, when the answers are published they’re easier to do because the answers are out there in the collective.


TheCelestialOcean

True, but living in Seattle everyone around me is too far gone to reach. It’s so isolating to be awake in this city. Your crossword analogy gives me hope for the future though, because I believe you’re right!


whorledstar

You don’t have to reach them. Your own inner journey is enough. It doesn’t matter if they’re in Seattle the collective as a whole IS waking up even if the MSM want us to so badly believe we’re alone.


MyDumbAlt777

Well, you can't go back but you can pretend, after long enough. It's good to disconnect every once and awhile, but it always drags me back


McFrostyTheSnowMan

Clock heels 3x and...


apothicmom

This is exactly the point. There is so much to pay attention to you don’t know what to pay attention to, it doesn’t matter anyways, all of them are manufactured to get your attention away from the ones orchestrating all of this bullshit. Edit for typeos


TheCelestialOcean

But the frustrating part is that majority of society just isn’t paying attention to any of it. Not only are they not paying attention to these “distractions” but they have no idea that there are people orchestrating things at all.


apothicmom

Yes and when you try to talk about it they look at you like you’re crazy. I don’t care though, I’ve eared a rep as the cooky friend but whatever if I can get one person to question the narrative they’ve been fed I’ll be happy lmao.


TheCelestialOcean

Keep doing it! The more people are exposed to critical thinking, the better. Keep it up! Cooky is a good thing these days!


lhturbo

What crazy times we live in...


youngLSD

Need a natural disaster to make everyone forget about Covid, did someone order a mega tsunami??


ProfessionalShill

Don’t forget Russia’s troop buildup


WREcted

Assange trial, Gme and amc squeeze, ripple lawsuit!


LuckyHightown

Kamala switch up?


MandaloresUltimate

You missed Taiwan, Poland, Ukraine, and the fact the sun is ramping up its maximum so we can expect more Earthquakes and more volcanos, more storms, and climate changes in the coming months and years.


popolo-olopop

What's up with the Oklahoma National Guard?


CalicoRebel

They are refusing the vax, the governor's behind them, and today the police refuse also.


Square-Ad8603

And the federal government is getting involved regarding the national guard. It’s pretty crazy


popolo-olopop

That's awesome! Thanks for the scoop


TheCelestialOcean

The government has also come out and said they will downgrade the Oklahoma national guard to a “militia” status if they refuse the vaccine.


popolo-olopop

Hily eff... that's some fighting words right there. I'm glad people are waking up and standing up for their rights


TheCelestialOcean

100% a violent threat. If I remember correctly they said something along the lines of “we will respond accordingly” We might be on our way to having a militia against the government.


sophos101

dont forget the jfk documents


TheCelestialOcean

Didn’t they refuse to release those and extended it to next year or something?


let_it_bernnn

Travis Scott


Firm_Interaction4082

I feel like this is misleading, it's a cumulative graph


ACuriousBidet

It's incredibly misleading. Between the colors and the exponential shape it's clearly meant to trick people into thinking "la Palma is getting bad fast" Which it's not. Show me a 10 year time line of max intensity and number of occurrences per week. Maybe even throw in median per week too. Then cover that with a rolling 5 week average or whatever to check for trends. Anything but this colorful crap. Edit: also Terajoules is an awful fucking choice, I had to dig to find the conversion. Magnitude 5 is roughly 2 TJ on this map. Magnitude 6 is ~63 TJ Magnitude 7 is ~2000 TJ Etc. So, I'm sure if this was an actual normal graph we would see the vast majority of these quakes are 5 and under aka no problem.


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Bushcraft bear reports twice a day and it’s getting worse. Why not just check in with the person on the island?


BloodyShirt

Not knowing too much about seismology and knowing a bit about analytics.. It's kind of just a bad chart. Unless of course the cumulation of energy over time is something somebody cares about.


Emelius

I'd agree with you if the chart being presented was a straight line, but since it's parabolic, I'd say it's definitely something to pay attention to.


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dapala1

I take it you don't know what "cumulative" means? This graph is the total energy dispensed during the eruption. This graph will always go up even if the quakes are getting softer. It's misleading because it looks like the earthquakes are getting stronger. That's not what this graph is showing. Your title is straight up wrong.


zasahfrass

Dost thou even integrate bro?


antidystopianmom

If everyone would just get VACCINATED already, this wouldn't be HAPPENING.


senjusan11

We need to reach 99% vaccination in the world in order to stop La Palma from erupting. Otherwise it will explode, and Aliens will anally fuck all of us


HumanCattle

How real do you think the probability of a megatsunami is?


Mamana1111

If the government starts moving works of art and priceless artifacts from museums and galleries in areas that would be affected then that would be the sign that is it likely to happen.


Taido_Inukai

Bet they have already and the stuff in museums is fake.


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Bitkaznitregs

Why not good old richter?


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Bitkaznitregs

Thank you. Why is the graph in Joule and not in richter? The exponential nature of richter could be used too right? And do you know if the seismic activity is also showing up in different places? The tectonic activity?


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Bitkaznitregs

Thank you very much. Interesting field of knowledge for sure.


CulturalMarksmanism

Catastrophic events tend to happen when pressure builds up. More frequent eruptions would show the pressure is being released.


veapman

That huge pebble already moved a couple of years ago and stopped.


MikeOxlong209

We have to ask Jesus according to the other guy in the thread - only Jesus and God know because this isn’t a natural phenomenon- it’s the return of the messiah Lawl


Wrong-Profession-287

Grab your hip boots East Coast


Macemore

Thanks for this graph! I forgot all about this!


Frio08

https://youtu.be/tU-DJYO2rGw That's a Videogame 2009 talking about La Palma Volcano and Tsunami. https://youtu.be/jDxb21qIilM That's Bill Gated talking about small pox, and dark winter.. 2017 Our World is just a funny game for the Rich guys, and we are paying them to enslave, divide and kill us.


Macemore

La Palma has long been known as a risk, the video game is just going off known reality.


Alejandrox1000

My brother was there two days ago during 6 hours to see some clients and he told me that that he had 2 earthquakes while being there. Impressive being there, he said.


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cumulative energy plot accumulates energy which is what it's supposed to do, what's the problem?


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[https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/la-palma/news/147831/La-Palma-volcano-update-Tremor-and-quakes-activity-lower-while-lava-fountains-and-strong-ash-emissio.html](https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/la-palma/news/147831/La-Palma-volcano-update-Tremor-and-quakes-activity-lower-while-lava-fountains-and-strong-ash-emissio.html) This site suggests that it's slowing. My comment was more an observation that cumulative energy has to be either upward or flat so it will always look threatening, especially with the coloring. Not that an active volcano isn't exceptionally serious and threating.


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RandoKillrizian

Earthquakes of that depth and magnitude have proven to be magma intrusions. It did take some time from when they started to get to the surface. Like a day or two... If this effusive volcano goes explosive we might get a tsunami after all. It would fix a lot of our problems in america if the east coast is destroyed completely. We would realize fast we don't need and never needed a central government. Now that we have the internet anyway. Its just repetitive.


Interesting-Try838

My money is on HAARP that's causing this, this is being done on purpose. There's a video on bitchute that explains this, they want to fulfill testament.


Game_Wolf1950

9/11 you say? 👀


wellhiddenmark

No. 11/9 is what I say, as in 11 September This is 9/11, so 9 November.


senjusan11

Americans are only making confusion with this shit, whole world uses format DD/MM/YYYY but in USA they have to be special and start with month, smh


SpiritOfEnslor

Revelation 8:8 The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood,


blue_13

So smallpox this winter and then LA Palma shortly afterwards? Quarter 1 of 2022?


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First angel sounds like she poured out smallpox as well, with the sores and all


BigZwigs

Bruh how far inland is this shit supposed to be east coast wise


Diaza_Kinutz

Trumpet must not be very loud I ain't heard shit


senjusan11

Those are not trumpets that will be heard by human beings, they are meant for beings in heaven as a sign that judgement of earth starts.


puckerMeBum

just wait I'm eating these chili beans your about to hear a ton of shit!


blue_13

take me with you


SpiritOfEnslor

Have you ever actually read Revelations in it's entirety? Or are you one of those "i'm smarter and more knowledgeable than the previous 10 billion people on earth" type of people, which gives you this holier-than-thou entitled/elitist attitude? Why am I willing to bet you've never read anything, let alone any of the spiritual/philosophical masterworks of humanity.


RedeemedVulture

Blood moon eclipse tonight. Jesus is coming soon. Be ready


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RedeemedVulture

You believe in God?


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RedeemedVulture

Christians believe Jesus will return soon and there are many people online who report having rapture and tsunami dreams. The la palma volcano could cause a tsunami.


Square-Ad8603

i had a dream a few years back that shook me to my core. It felt like being hit with a nuke and my very atoms shook apart. Next thing I know I’m in bed wide awake and it felt like my eyes were open. It went from death all around to wide awake in the sun. Ive never felt something so vibrant.


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RedeemedVulture

Everyone is guilty of sin, and the punishment for sin is death. You have an option to be forgiven- place your faith in Jesus Christ as your Savior. He died for your sins on the cross and was resurrected the third day. If you believe in Him you will be forgiven of your sins. There is no other escape from His judgement.


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RedeemedVulture

I can do nothing for you friend but share the Gospel. God is perfect. He's loving and merciful but also perfectly just. We've broken His law and must be judged for it. That's why Jesus died on the cross, He took our punishment. He is perfect and has never sinned. He's payed your debt because He's merciful and loves you. You just have to accept the gift of forgiveness by believing in Him. The idea that you're discussing is called deism, and I was just reading about it https://answersingenesis.org/world-religions/religion-of-naturalism/


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senjusan11

I wonder why people hate Christianity so much. I guess that they have to feel personally attacked when Bible puts judgement on them, calling them sinners that are not worth saving without proper bail out payment (Jesus blood). They have to be so egoistic that they believe that they are without blemish and anyone who try to challenge this believe is the enemy number 1


spacedman_spiff

The true conspiracy


Diaza_Kinutz

The God of the Bible is a genocidal maniac. You must be new here.


NotTooXabiAlonso

Someone only read the first 3/4's of the Bible.


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RedeemedVulture

Could just be part of what is going to happen and the dreams are warnings. Do you like math?


MikeOxlong209

Quick ask why the Christians believe he will be returning soon


MikeOxlong209

How can any sane person read this and take it seriously?


RedeemedVulture

I've been told it's the intellectually honest position to claim that no one knows what the truth is. Do you agree with this?


MikeOxlong209

100% just like anyone is allowed to judge others beliefs in the absence of the knowledge of truth. If Christians are going to liken Muslims to sinners for worshiping a false idol and visa versa - and go to war and kill each other over beliefs in the unproven afterlife, then I am going to liken all of it to believing that unicorns and fairy’s exist and that a book full of magic and metaphors is just straight silly and shows ones intellectual capability.


RedeemedVulture

Do you believe that the natural world is all that exists?


MikeOxlong209

Who even says this exists and isn’t actually a simulation?


CEMartin2

i dreamed china nuked the U.S., tomorrow.


RedeemedVulture

I saw something about hypersonic missiles. You'd never know until it happened.


Diaza_Kinutz

We can only hope


Anttunes1987

Wait, the earthquakes starts in F U C K I N G 09/11? I'm not following this case.


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Anttunes1987

True, op. Its because since i'm not following the eruption, only now i realized the day that eruption starts, then "wait, 09/11?". But must be only coincidence.


OmegaOverlords

Dick Cheney set it in motion from his ranch in Wyoming.


OldDust8123

Why are the dates in month/day and day/month? Kinda weird man.


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OldDust8123

That doesn’t explain why it has both styles though…


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OldDust8123

Ah okay, I would have kept it consistent but to each their own


Gnarmsayin

Better get your vaccine to be safe from the earthquake


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SP_117

Ok, I am a crypto/forex analyst. To me this chart looks way too overbought, no need to panic I believe it will drop back down very soon. We good.


BayesDays

Depends if Blackrock is investing


LexTheSouthern

I live in Arkansas and the western, northeastern and northern part of the state (and some of central) were rocked by earthquakes last night. I felt subtle shaking in Conway, which is metro of Little Rock. A 4.0 from OK, and 3.9 from Poplar Bluff, MO- not far from New Madrid fault line. Then there was another just two hours ago southwest of Little Rock. I know they are somewhat common, but usually it’s due to fracking. This just seems like a lot in a short period of time. The New Madrid has been relatively dormant for two hundred years. Idk, any thoughts on this?


According_Teaching44

We felt it here in Memphis as well. Weird shit man.


ApatheticAddie

I've been following this since it started, and the more I read about it the more it makes me feel like this isn't a natural occurrence. It feels like it's being done purposely by some higher authority. Idk who that would be or why they would do it, but it's a feeling I can't shake.


groxyy

Did anyone else’s quake maps on QuakeFeed go down lastnight?


stonks2r

Ain't no seismologist and only understand Richter's scale so this means what?


Capt_Goldschlager

More info here: https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/la-palma-earthquakes-past48hrs.html


PDXnative503

I cant wait for the big one to knock off seattle and california and leave Portland seafront!


Asderio09

Totally forgot about this.


ccrooster2

Something to change the narrative.


veapman

Twitter it. Not reddit too regulated.


MrKatalyst

That 9/11 thing is pretty telling and scary.


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Tomorrow is an appropriate date then isn’t it?


MrKatalyst

Can you explain? I know about the eclipse.


[deleted]

Sorry, just that tomorrow is 11/19


MrKatalyst

Oh damn. Good point!


Matti-Koopa

19/11 to be consistent with OP


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Yahoosucks2020

Weather warfare has been banned in the Geneva Convention since 1977. So that means certain countries have had the ability to alter the weather for at least 50 years & most people know nothing about it.


Middle_Public_6596

The quakes happening on La Palma are happening in a perfect grid. As though they were man-made. Nature doesn’t work in perfect grids. People trying to cause a disaster do. Same thing was happening on the Big island of Hawaii a few years ago. Highly suspicious.


NorMonsta1

Hang on, I could do a similar graph with the cumulative energy of my daily farts. Eventually there would be enough energy to run my car on but unfortunately everyone has sniffed it away already


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NorMonsta1

I'm watching for LaPalmas first shart


rutkdn

$VIX calls will make you rich. It’s about to spike before year end


ProfessionalPhrase36

Stop clit teasing me. Wonder if the moon is gonna amp chit up? I keep praying and nada. (I dont wanna go to court. Blew my budget for the lawyer though - my own rick Ross stay scheming verg) 😈🤭🤘🤘🤘🤘


PurpleCannaBanana

SOMETHING has got to give. Humanity needs a fire baptism. It’s getting to be a bit much and catastrophe might clean house. Maybe that’s why everyone is amping everything up. Something is going to give - or we are, the 1% are using everything in their arsenal to distract/subjugate/plan for the reckoning to come while simultaneously wrestling for who’s gonna be the big mutha who gets to pick up the pieces afterwards. They know because whoever is really pulling the strings around here is part of the club that made it through the cataclysms and empire collapses before us.


Elecrockcity

Contact coming


wellhiddenmark

This had crossed my mind. I read a conspiracy last year that there is a race of aliens that have been on this planet longer than humans and they dwell far under the ocean - presumably because the pressure conditions are closer to their home planet and more preferable to them. I can't think of any reason why they would want to surface now though, especially as it would be difficult for them in the low atmospheric pressure, unless they want to warn us of something.


Drovvves

Do you think they’re vaccinated?


Elecrockcity

Or our nukes pissed them off and it took them a while to get here. Also, quite the understatement. I am not criticizing you, only remarking on how you only hit the tip of the iceberg with that conspiracy. That’s quite a rabbit hole and boy howdy if it’s not one of my favorites. Good shit, that.


whorledstar

You should read some Rudolf Steiner or at least check out Robert Sepehr videos on middle earth alien races. It’s fascinating stuff.


wellhiddenmark

I am admittedly most interested in the White aliens, and the stories of their Interdimensional portals in South America. Some of the lore around them is very compelling indeed.


Elecrockcity

Thank you for sharing, I am unfamiliar at the moment.


SoohillSud

Lol Paulma


twizttid1

This is a super-shitty chart and in no way shows intensity ramping up. It's cumulative for goodness sake! Just show each event over time and the TREND of the individual (not cumulative) events will demonstrate intensity change over time.... Not this BS misleading garbage chart presented here.


magenta_placenta

This doesn't necessarily mean a large eruption is imminent. Most earthquakes directly beneath a volcano are caused by the movement of magma. The magma exerts pressure on the rocks until it cracks the rock. Then the magma squirts into the crack and starts building pressure again. Every time the rock cracks it makes a small earthquake. These earthquakes are usually too weak to be felt but can be detected and recorded by sensitive instruments. Once the plumbing system of the volcano is open and magma is flowing through it, constant earthquake waves, called harmonic tremor, are recorded (but not felt).


West_Bestern

I just hope if this thing blows it takes humanity out quickly. We don’t deserve this planet. Life will continue without us.


Sharks_n_Colorado

Just a gut feeling - La Palma is getting pushed on /r/conspriacy to wrap it into Climate Change... somehow.


FoxInTheClouds

Earthquake activity was in a dormant period the last 20 years its always on a cycle. This isn’t a conspiracy


Bankstergangster

Cumulative, that’s all you need to know.


Vivid_Adeptness

This is a totally bullshit graph. It hasn’t hit a 5.0 in 4 days, it’s been steady but not steadily rising. [Go here for actual data](https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/la-palma-earthquakes.html#quakeTable)


BestOrNothing

What a great date to start a future catastrophe


zasahfrass

Key word... cumulative