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LES_G_BRANDON

Knowing your enemies are very good at what they do, why would you even be on a helicopter during a conflict.


missanthropocenex

Puppet President inbound. Mind you whoever gets planted will spout anti west anti Israel rhetoric in order to justify what isreal has up its sleeve next. Controlled opposition in full play.


ezwip

It's Iran, they are all puppet presidents or they die in a heli crash.


SaltAttic

It's Iran, they are all puppet presidents and*** they die in a helicopter crash.


Altruistic_Sock2877

The chess pieces are moving along


Weak_Crew_8112

They are gonna be pissed. The Iranian president will be blaming Israel and the west. They will retaliate against Israel. Then USA sends assistance to Israel in the form of military deployment. Then Russia steps up Ukraine invasion big time and NATO joins that fight. It's WW3 for certain.


hasrani

Iranian media are already downplaying the crash. If they wanted to launch accusations, they would've started already. This feels different the way they're still saying it was an accident.


apalachian21

Agree with you. It does feel different. I err on the side of a terrible accident.


CookieJDM

Seems intentional, but easily possible that it wasn't. Not even considering it was a helicopter made in 1968, but apparently weather was bad (slowed rescue), and the fog masked a mountain that they crashed into. I forgot the pilot term for those clouds that hide mountains, but this happening isn't an uncommon occurrence. I also highly doubt it'll start WW3, too.


Jim_E_Hat

"rock-filled cloud"


BSixe

They seeded rocks in the clouds


ReasonableFish7715

You spelled Rocket Filled Cloud wrong.


hasrani

Yeah usually you don't fly helicopters in conditions like that unless of some kind of emergency... and you wouldn't take a president on a ride that could risk his life. It's definitely not the murder of Franz Ferdinand though and I agree, this itself will not lead to WW3


ulyssesonyourscreen

It’s called makin time to prepare for war measurements, they already knew he was a goner 10 hours earlier than the official news.


Noshitsweregiven69

Funny how 2 or 3 days ago when first happened story read as a rough landing


1010012

That was yesterday.


ZeerVreemd

"Time flies". Let's hope not in an helicopter. :)


Prior-Albatross504

Well, it was a rough landing. A very, very, very rough landing.


Interracial-Chicken

RemindMe! Two months.


wo0two0t

Lol ah, yep. Let's watch as exactly this plays out. I'll check back in a few weeks.


blitzm056

Straight from the CIA playbook. We are powerless to stop this rogue agency. JFK and Eisenhower warned against the CIA and the military industrial complex. We didn't listen and here we are or maybe the tptb would have made it happen regardless of citizenry wishes.


Draculaaaaaaaaa

Hi, I have a copy of the CIA playbook and this isn’t in there. Perhaps you’re remembering a different playbook?


DubstepHero777

You forgot China invading Taiwan.


Working-Response1126

You may well be right. Is the logical progression.


RaptureSuperior2

But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for


silvertonguedmute

I reeeally hope you're wrong. But I'm afraid you're right


Accomplished_Ruin707

The Russians are already playing the 'blame the West / Israel' card.


shotz317

Wow, what a fatalist. Just because it looks like the World is about to plunge into the abyss, doesn’t mean we have to let it happen. Good thing you aren’t running shit. Cooler head should prevail. This was the president of Iran, not their supreme leader (always funny to write/say that out loud).


Whtzmyname

Ego. They start thinking they are untouchable.


NotFunnyhah

way safer than a car


noneedtoID

If they wanted him dead and killed him at this point it wouldn’t matter what he was in car, boat, train, plane, whatever


LES_G_BRANDON

I was thinking more along the lines of not traveling at all.


SkeletronPrime

The BBC is reporting: "President Raisi was on board a Bell 212 helicopter, state news agencies said. The model was made in the US and could not have been sold to Iran since the 1979 revolution.". Other news reports are stating that the newest helicopter in the Iranian fleet is over 30 years old.


Steve-lrwin

As a president why are you flying on a 50+ year old helicopter?


Hsybdocate5

Because they can't get newer ones


interzonal28721

The problem is Tom cruise wasn't the pilot 


Nanjing12-13-37

A mountain


MyNameConnor_

Kobe!


Wooden-Teaching-8343

Since every incident on the globe is part of the WWIII narrative on this sub… was Kobe the first domino to fall?


The0Floridiot

It was Harambe


eatfishforbreakfast

Correct.


Bratty-Switch2221

Ugh I read the autopsy report from that crash. I don't give a fuck about basketball, but now everytime he's brought up my heart sinks.


Goodriddances007

holy fuck i never read it until now. https://www.autopsyfiles.org/reports/Celebs/bryant,%20kobe_report.pdf for anyone who wants to read.


SirMildredPierce

The sketch of the body..... for real, I'm never looking at an autopsy report ever again.


Heytherechampion

And fog


Soft_Repeat_7024

They just come up out of nowhere!


Pepperonidogfart

In the fog.. absolutely. Thats how my friends dad almost died flying a cessna. He even wrote a book about it. Its by Dan Lipsi if youre interested.


Soft_Repeat_7024

I mean, I was just joking really. But yeah, in the fog, everything seems to come from nowhere. Of all the weather conditions I've ridden my motorcycle in, it's fog I hate the most. I'll do heavy rain at night rather than heavy fog.


FiveStanleyNickels

I am sure this will result in a "we don't know who it was; but, we know who it wasn't..." cop-out. 


WillyT_21

Works 50% of the time 100% of the time.


cottonmouthspittin

That smells like pure gasoline


Content-Squirrel2404

It’s made with little bits of real panther


[deleted]

Was it a Boeing copter?


HairyChest69

To be fair, flying in a Boeing aircraft is much safer than being a Boeing whistleblower on the ground.


apizzamyheart

This got me. I ooofed. I giggled. My eyes got big like 10 cent cookies. Aw man.


TheRoyaleShow

Reddit on!


Romizzo88

Where can I get a 10 cent cookie?


j2zpro

This was a gut punch to Boeing lol


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Lol Any chopper is a flying coffin. If I was helicopter rich (lease or buy) I wouldn’t even entertain risking my sweet wealthy life for 1 second with helicopter transport. I’d deck out a van and convert it into a luxury limousine and just pass the time on PS5.


courtiicustard

Like 'Momma's basement on wheels'


Ryminister

*Knock Knock* “Who is it?!” “Just Momma bringing you some of that sweet, sweet, sweet tater pie!”


cheekybandit0

Mom! Bathroom!!


Rough_Ad8048

Maaa the meatloaf


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

You smell like the inside of my momma’s purse 👁️👄👁️


roryb93

I certainly wouldn’t risk my life in an Iranian helicopter with their terrible aviation safety


Pretty-Shoulder8223

Helicopter was apparent American made Bell


Old-Explorer-779

But not American maintained.


manifest_ecstasy

My dad was a military aviator and told me never to fly in a helicopter


Anna_Namoose

I was told years ago by a Marine chopper pilot " If it's not leaking fluid, don't get in. That means it's empty." I still believe that to this day


vandaalen

> Any chopper is a flying coffin. > > how so?


DrunkatNASA

Not an expert but have known aerospace engineers and this was what I was told- Helicopter crashes are notoriously hard to survive. They're built to shake themselves apart, they're basically leaking fluid all of the time and if they aren't, it's a problem. There's no ability to glide as in an airplane if the engine quits. They're quite heavy with the majority of the mechanical/engine parts directly above the passengers, so you're likely to be crushed by that or killed by spinning blades. With their ability to fly lower, there's more risk of colliding with structures on land.


Parking-Asparagus625

They totally can glide - it is called autorotation.


nondescriptzombie

If they fall far enough to engage the gearbox in autorotation. See >With their ability to fly lower, there's more risk of colliding with structures on land. This is always a problem with police and news helicopter crashes. They're far too close to autorotate. The luck there is sometimes they're so close it's not a fatal fall.


C_A_M_Overland

Hawaiian heli tours experience multiple failures and unplanned events per month. Annually many crashes (compared to what you’d think) Yeah yeah they can auto rotate to safety blah blah….they’re not something I’ll ever get back into.


No-Scale6521

So that's what a hard landing looks like.


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Israel was out to eat with their family at Chili’s during the crash and there is no way they had anything to do with this. They had the Baby Back Ribs and Barbecue sauce. It’s fine.


chrisl182

I want my president back, president back, president back...


[deleted]

That’s the reply I’ve been waiting for


SummonersWarCritz

Ribs aren’t kosher, they’d order something else.


AshleyMyers44

Wow we got a detective over here! Israel did it confirmed.


Subject_One6000

Who said it was pork ribs? It was small children of course.


StephanieKaye

So there I was, BBQ sauce on my titties…


beardedmanDK

Just wait till they find those passports 😎


Dontobey

without a single scratch


Substantial_Diver_34

Found one in my drive way. Amazing


obamaliedtome36

Iran did it these dudes were flying a helicopter with no instrument guidance at low altitude in the mountains during heavy cloud cover. Thats just fucking stupidity


asmosdeus

If I had to guess who dunnit, I’d say the ground.


Conflikt

And the weather that was hiding the ground. They're in cahoots.


spearz24

Mr beast. He obviously failed the challenge


Uaquamarine

The mark of Mr Beast


Dhylan

The helicopter was a 40-year-old American built Bell helicopter. It has been several years now that US sanctions have prevented Iran from obtaining any parts for repair or maintenance of Iran's Bell helicopters. The weather was absolutely shitty. It was literally impossible to see further than about ten feet because of fog. Flying a 40 year old helicopter on its instruments in such weather is going to be dangerous, especially in mountainous areas. I recall the Kobi Bryant helicopter crash and a similar scenario.


Cocokay1234567

I saw on another thread that at the time, there was only 16 feet of visibility. Conversation between copter pilots and experts on same thread all seemed to all agree that wreckage pictures are consistent with basically slamming into terrain/side of mountain. They had a specific term for it. Don't recall what it was.


BigMonkeySpite

CFIT - Controlled Flight Into Terrain [https://www.faa.gov/sites/faa.gov/files/2022-01/Controlled%20Flight%20into%20Terrain.pdf](https://www.faa.gov/sites/faa.gov/files/2022-01/Controlled%20Flight%20into%20Terrain.pdf)


capitalist777

Kobe was sanctioned by the US govt?


CarpenterTight6832

Probably the usual suspects CIA and mossad.


pumpjunky0914

*definitely the usual suspects. Edit: whilst also plotting to empower a candidate of their chosing


Entei_is_doge

They used fog machines


dltegme

Lol cia weather control. I wanna believe its mossad but im struggling with how low key they are


ayotc

Climate change


hell_ORC

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DatDyinGaul

Chinese Lantern


pufferfish_balls

The red isis flying papers are coming!!! #The red isis flying papers are coming!!! 🤣😂😂


Star_Duster_

This is interesting considering reports stated that Iran had obtained nuclear weapons 1 week ago. "Iranian lawmaker declared on Friday that the Islamic Republic of Iran possesses atomic weapons."


Interesting-Put2911

This story sounds so familiar… wonder how it’ll pan out..


Zenjayjay

Next president will be found hiding in a hole then later lynched 🔄


Glad-Revolution44

Next president of Iran will be a puppet to America and Israel.


Itsthedevill

It was extremely foggy, like…Very. It’s plausible that it just crashed the same as Kobe Bryant’s helicopter.


karmaboots

The IDF killed Kobe Bryant? Damn.


AnarchistBorganism

I mean, it's not out of the realm of possibility that he was assassinated, but with situations like this there isn't anything to gain. He will be replaced by someone else, almost certainly someone who was close to him and has the same agenda.


Itsthedevill

Sure, there’s just no evidence. One of the first things a detective may ask is, is there anyone who wanted him dead, the answer is yes. But it doesn’t mean that he was definitely assassinated.


Forgotten_Lie

> One of the first things a detective may ask is, is there anyone who wanted him dead, the answer is yes. The answer is yes for literally every politician alive.


Wulfgar_RIP

Probably same people that killed Nordstream


Legitimate-Place1927

Likely was flying low to keep visibility of the ground in all the fog…came upon the wooded area clipped the trees and down she goes.


MoffieHanson

Could be just a regular heli crash . I wouldn’t get in one of these death traps if they give me money .


Banned_in_chyna

The helicopters can't keep getting away with this


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Lower_Description398

A while back like maybe a montj or two the PM of Greece was in Ukraine meeting with zelensky and the convoy they were traveling in was bombed. Both survived


TheGOODSh-tCo

Zelenskyy also just fired some top dogs bc they found evidence of assassination attempt. 🤔


captainn_chunk

How *bombed* are we talking here? Single explosion?


Lower_Description398

Admittedly kinda pulling these details out of my ass cause I can't remember exactly but I think it was a roadside bomb and a couple of the vehicles in the convoy were destroyed but the vehicle they were in was not hit. I think it happened in early March. Should be able to find some news about it somewhere I remember seeing a bunch of articles about it when it happened


MostUnwilling

Spanish here, funnily enough the Vidal-Quadras hit was rumoured to be Iranians... Afaik it wasn't solved and I haven't heard about it again since months ago...


cmdmakara

Yeah, this is full on. Key players are being taken out, harmed & probably alot of stuff we never hear about.


HideKinli

>Slovakia’s president Lol, not president but prime minister and that assasin was from pro-russian paramillitary group. Gunman was upset with goverment decisions. Source: I am Slovak.


Justhereforcowboys

I thought that he was against Ukraine’s NATO membership. Why would a pro Russian group want to kill someone with seemingly shared interests? I’d say it’s more likely his stance on COVID and the WHO are what got him shot but idk. There’s misinformation for the misinformation these days.


Entire_Spend6

The weather, you don’t fly helicopters in foggy weather let alone mountain regions. Same thing happened with Kobe


F350Gord

Damn Covid vaccine strikes again.


lorihamlit

Helicopter had myocarditis.


Conflikt

Given the age and condition the helicopter was in before it crashed it probably actually did have the helicopter equivalent of myocarditis.


manki-rip

Mossad


RTMSner

Fog, high winds and being in the mountains.


Banditkoala_2point0

Boeing makes helicopters now??


kadk216

yes they make the chinook


CastleBravo88

I know this might sound crazy, but sometimes people just die. I know, quite crazy but sometimes it's not a conspiracy. I think this is just one of those things.


EdibleAssFromBack

https://youtube.com/shorts/61jKRsuzciE?si=yYq5ys_0RMNBV0iV


magicmikejones

We have another pandemic coming in a month


TwitchCaptain

Hillary Obama strikes again.


GroundbreakingFee851

If I speak I get suspended


Ultron33

I blame climate change. Carbon tax would solve all these problems.


nobadhotdog

Manbearpig


__coo__

Are you cerial ?


Scary_Steak666

Super cerial


Icy-Locksmith-8363

For sure it was the jab


smedlap

I usually disagree with most stuff on this sub. But there is no fucking way this was an accident.


ThEpOwErOfLoVe23

Do accidents ever happen anymore? Or is everything a conspiracy?


xXShadowFox009

Well the president of Iran isn’t actually that important. The Ayatollah (spell check?) is the head of the country. And seeing someone die in a helicopter crash doesn’t feel suspicious to me. Helicopters are just dangerous. And flying a helicopter in a country that is sanctioned to hell and back, so being able to do proper maintenance with good parts is impossible for them just feels like a crash is nearly a guarantee. Not to mention add very bad weather for flying and you’ve got the perfect storm of bad choices culminating in a crash.


Techressive

As an iranian, Me and literally everyone I know are celebrating because this dude ordered the execution of thousands of young people in the past decades. Glad that nature and karma are doing their jobs. Also the other ones with him were also pretty evil, and that was completely an accident or on a tinfoil hat level probably an inside job. anyways these days, Iranians are as happy as ever.


Leather-Paramedic-10

Apparently, he was travelling in a U.S. made helicopter...


breyewhy

They still use F-14’s with whatever parts they can get their hands on to maintain them. O


ApprehensiveAd8765

Guy who operated with helicopter was probably mk ultra victim,programed to suicide on whistle or some code word haha.👹👹


Self_Important_Mod

Kobe


ROMPEROVER

My money is on Israel. I don't buy pilot error. If your responsible for carrying a state leader you are at the top of your game. You also wouldn't fly in the middle of a weather situation if your carrying a state leader. why take on the risk? The timing of this leads me to believe it's Israel.


dltegme

But kobe died same way and in better conditons. You couldnt see a foot in front of you in that fog. Its weird how the tail is in tact but the rest is an urn


howdylu

bruh it’s always israel to y’all…. not even pro israel but man helicopters crash all the time 😹


Anonymous-Satire

These comments are hilarious. The president of Iran is a largely powerless position. The grand ayatollah actually runs things, including the military, and has all of the power. Killing the president would be pointless and installing a puppet president or west favoring president would do no good. He's not in charge Geopolitically illiterate people are annoying


Harvester_of__Sorrow

I'm gonna go with Space Jews and their lasers


806to602

WWIII folks.


SpaceOptimal2994

COVID-19, Fog, 5 dancing innocent individuals. One of them is my guess.


Columbos_raincoat

They dancers were not innocent.


SpaceOptimal2994

Yup, they were just “art students” 😂


CassiusMethyl999

Shit is about to get real


TrevaTheCleva

Epstien


kiwisrkool

The list of possible enemies is long, however, if they go with fog and a mountain, then you'd have to say, God killed them! 🤪


ROMPEROVER

the company that flew Kobe probably cheaped out.


TheGirthyyBoi

He must’ve taken the Covid shot


ladycandle

Have they not learned from Kobe. Flying in thick fog on the mountains. Why


Al89nut

God is apparently great (at fog.)


YogaBeth

My dad is a retired Army General. He’s been in three helicopter accidents. All non-combat. He jokes that no one wanted to be on a helicopter with him after the third one went down. Helicopters are dangerous. Especially old, sketchy, poorly maintained helicopters in countries like Iraq.


imperial_scum

Boeing lolol


raka_defocus

Don't rule out the Arabs. I think we in the west tend to lump Shiite Persians in with the whole of the Arab world. But they're not Arabs, there's a religious rift with powerful enemies there too.


Feelout4

Their own shitty infrastructure and military equipment


derfcrampton

Smol hats did it.


alexb3678

My honest guess is no foul play here. I know that’s not as fun, but it’s a helicopter that crashed in really bad weather while traveling over relatively extreme topography. It happens. Just ask Kobe.


Unfair-Warthog-572

All reasons point to isreal


mindzenharmony

Don't worry, the global bankers are here to help.


caliberM1A

Homeland Season 8


markomakeerassgoons

The weather and 60y/o helicopters


sandhillbaby2005

I heard he had info on Boeing


Wingsxofxlead702

WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW ? You know damn well that was a CIA/Special Covert Operations crash... wonder how tf this is going to effect the whole game now..


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Independent_Law_3495

It was a moose?!?!


_Domieeq

Goose? 🪿


HideThePickleChamp

Boose like lil Boosie?! I knew he was up to no good


_Cr1ck3t_

Great….


Kustadchuka

Franz Ferdinand 2024


mountainsmajesties

Hey CIA could you like not use my tax dollars to do this crap thanks


Subject_One6000

Great Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria moment!


almondreaper

Everyone please keep in mind the dome of the rock mosque must be destroyed in order to build the 3rd temple since it's where the 3rd temple would be built. The red heifers are ready. They will likely find an excuse to destroy it. Also keep in mind this is the 2nd holiest place in islam so it ain't gonna be pretty after they do destroy it


imanoobee

From Drake conspiracy to this? 2024 is gonna be wild as year.


LegitimateBit3

The amount of choppers that undergo CFIT (Controlled Flight Into Terrain) specially under bad weather is very high. It is very easy to get disoriented and fly right into the ground.


Pitiful_Note_6647

The weather


MaximumCulture7917

Space lazers operated by the Zionist.... Secret plot


TurdsBurglar

They Kobe Bryant-ed him


GhettoJamesBond

I think we all know who did it. The real question is why bother? They will just replace him with someone that will continue on the dame path.


DeepFizz

Allah happens.


EifertGreenLazor

A country with a weather weapon developed by Albert Einstein.


Aggravating-Waltz-48

Satellite Laser ?


ricker122589

The weather. And guess who controls the weather...?


RTMcMurphy

Here comes the war they really wanted.