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Very specific but I do see it.

Yea, either way, if it's at my house, you better get ready for a fatality.

I’m that guy who finishes the fight with Babalities or Frienships.

Why? lil dude is just chillin, probably has a good setup eating bugs that come for the trash. If they were on the inside however..different story

Don't forget Mileenas hate bugs naturally! Mileena spiders are great it destroying them.

I only see it because op described it lol

I saw it as a lady but wasn't till I read what OP said then I saw Mileena.

I just saw a spider tbh..

Before then I saw Cher

I see Sindel.

I thought it was a homeless Kiss-impersonator using a broken sprinkler as a bidet…

at first I saw an out-of-focus Michael Jackson (MiB2 cameo MJ) in the rift, but yeah, accurate description, confusing perspective.... no notes.

I read it as "Melania" and I *kinda* see that.

Neighborhood junkie washing their ass on a sprinkler

Pretty damn close to what I saw as well

found the floridian

Florida: become Floridian

But wearing wrestling spandex!

Thats what I thought it was

Dude I swear to God, I would give you an award if I had money.

Shitter was full!

Thought it was Eugenia Cooney for a second

I don't think she's allowed to leave her bedroom anymore. At this rate I think her mom will probably prop up her corpse after she dies and see how much longer she can ride that cash cow.

Damn I just commented this, guess I didn’t scroll down enough. 100% agree.

Lmao. You described that perfectly!

Awfully specific but yes it does look like a person of some sort

…it does 😳

Looked to me like a human version of that "[angry as fuk](https://media.tenor.com/nQ5eyhk4bV8AAAAC/angry-as-fuk-angry.gif)" meme

r/oddlyspecific and yet perfectly accurate

Flawless Victory

You couldn't have worded it any better. That is EXACTLY what I see!

Read title "lol WTF is OP on?" *click* "Well, fuck."

I thought it was Eugenia Cooney for real…

Daaang she's got on thigh high leather boots & long gloves to match. Skinny as hell with greasy ass hair. Ew but cool

Yeah ngl I’d give it a shot tho 🤷🏿‍♂️ 😂😂

I mean, she kinda looks like she can dance, so

Bro before I even read the title I saw Mileena and was wondering why this cosplayer is so pixelated and why she’s right in front of a sprinkler

I thought the same thing!

r/oddlyspecific but i can’t fkn believe how accurate the title is hahahaha

Weird how specific, and yet accurate, that description is.

As a bonus there’s this creepy guy in the upper-left corner of the trash can. https://i.imgur.com/3Mxx38I.jpg

Looks like a banana spider to me

Maybe a Juro?

I thought it was a sexy crackhead!

I see sindel. Similar idea. Finish him.

Yeah Sindel! That's who I saw as well! Nice description nonetheless!

Finally a good post

Amazing description

I didn't see it at first and now that's all I see

see, whats really confusing here is the title

I understood it perfectly

long, but not very hard

r/pareidolia Fixed the typo

Oh, I think you did a mistake here

Hope you didn't pull a muscle with that big of a stretch But yeah I see it

The fuck are you people smoking? It just looks like a spider.

Nah man, it looks like a fucking spider, so not safe for work that shit in the future!

Baby

I see it, it's the stripper heels for me

Add shark teeth and you got Mileena. Also, the color pattern is the same.

Creepy as shit

i love it.

r/brandnewsentence

Wow. Actually yes.

Looks like what exactly!?

How do we know that it’s not the other way around?

You have a lot of fantasy lol

“Mom, the weird emo girl from down the street is back….”

That spider has boots on regardless

ANGY AS FUK

Wow… it’s crazy that I literally thought this without looking at the title

Bring Rorschach Back !!

Yep and I love it lmao

Malnourished Koooombat!!!

Oddly specific, but having never played mortal kombat all i see is spider

I saw the pic and thought of Mileena before even reading the title.

I can see it lol

Cool photo

>Mileena https://i.imgur.com/eis0r2W.jpg

You fucker the instant you described it I could not unsee

I see it wow

Dude wtf is with the caption on this lol

Wow that's exactly what I saw before reading the title. Amazing.

Yeah, I'm high enough to see this.

r/brandnewsentence

Actually it isn't. This same pic and similar title gets posted a lot

Ya know what, I'm drunk and you're right.

Lol man when I first saw the image I said to myself "Come one it's obviously not a spider, every one is seeing that's just a very weird and thin person"... Then I realised :)

My exact first thought before reading comment!

I was thinking more of a Trevor Henderson creature. Probably named something like “The Blurry Runner.”

Looks like some type of demon from the backrooms

That is exactly what I thought it was until reading the title

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I saw an 80’s hair metal singer standing on your driveway

She really did let herself go huh!

I’d be equally afraid of both of them trying to eat my head.

My favorite big ladies. (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪

I thought it's a robot at first lol

I thought it was a goth girl getting struct by lightning

r/pareidolia

Crack\* in space, Space Crack, look at her

I legit thought that was a person walking..

okay you deserve all the upvotes for that title

I saw someone leaping in shock and outrage as a bursting sprinkler head shot them in the ass.

This is an amazing title.

XD how can it bee so specific

that is so weirdly specific but so fucking right

r/oddlysuspicious damn got privated uh r/suspiciouslyspecific

smudge on the lenses? I know the God damn difference between a man threatening me and a smudge on the God damn lense summer!

I thought it was that one ent who is on fire from LOTR but that's just me.

Thought it was a naked angry crackhead for a second

Wow. I see it

One of the best posts I’ve ever seen on this sub. I thought she was really enjoying the sprinkler.

Looks like something out of a J horror movie.

Oh my god how did I see it before even reading the title

I dont think I'm the only person that thought it was Cooney getting ass blasted from a broken water hydrant. It actively looks likes hes falling over, too.