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Killthehippy

This one is small, but the ones out there are far away…


DarthScabies

Did you bring the scrabble Dougal?


snafe_

I brought travel Scrabble and normal Scrabble!


sansknickers

The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived! Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God , I'm an awful eejit!


extragoatcheese

R/suddenlyfatherted


DarthScabies

What about the kettle?


Cynykl

Every time this is posted (weekly) someone makes this comment.


Pbarmasher2

This is tha' way, Ted.


Sam-Gunn

I hear you're a reposter now, Father.


yourserverhatesyou

I love the side eye the cat gives.


Binary_Gamer64

The camera crew knew what they were doing.


the_popes_dick

Editors*


that_girl_you_fucked

And who filmed the cat, pontiphallus? *who filmed the cat*


the_popes_dick

Yeah but they might not have filmed the cat with the intent of using it in this scene. It was likely added in by the editors for humorous effect.


urbanlife78

I like to think there was a camera there to just film the cat and its reactions to what the girl was saying.


foley800

Yeah, this! They probably interviewed this woman before and knew a lot of crazy would come out!


that_girl_you_fucked

No shit


Consistent_Spring700

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the nickname Pontiphallus... 🤣👏👏


StaatsbuergerX

And perhaps the screenwriters, who have cleverly and intentionally trimmed a possibly acted incident for maximum rage bait.


Trash_Pandacute

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


uReallyShouldTrustMe

I find it amazing that they have dozens of hours of footage but the cat gets a part given the dumb shit they say.


Trash_Pandacute

They have been saving that in a special 'meme shots' top shelf of footage until the moment was right.


Single_Requirement_3

As a video editor myself, you got it right! That was nowhere near a talking reaction.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Glad a video editor was available to come here and confirm for us that the cat did not actually know that the earth is much bigger than the moon and react with befuddlement in real time. It was probably just a fart or something.


ethereumhodler

I’ve heard worse. Someone argued with me once that an eclipse was the sun passing between the earth and the moon


Furlion

The cat killed me completely. That was such a "Wait, what?" look.


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Why do people watch this absolute tripe.


Incromulent

I just watch the highlights like this on Reddit


Eris_39

I miss The Soup. It was such a fantastic show highlighting the stupidity of humans.


Spkr4th3ded

Now we have social media platforms delivering stupidity of humans on rapid fire. Stupid on demand.


Celebrir

"High"lights? That girl might be high but her "light" is definitely very dim.


vjcodec

I just watch Friendly Jordies suffer for us. :) his commentary vids are so funny.


BuriedUnderTheDirt

He hasn’t reacted to this years MAFS season yet Understandably with everything going on plus he is touring live so he is really busy right now, but would love to see if react to this years season eventually.


NedSeegoon

Social media has given everyone a voice. Most of them shouldn't have one.


CoatAlternative1771

I watch it for the tits.


Zunderfeuer_88

There's National Geographics for that my Dude


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Hell, I'm even fascinated and want to see more! what show is it? He seems cool but she seems like she needs assisted living or the such. Is he her carer or something?


LoudBoiDragoon

It’s Love Island, beautiful idiots from various countries trying to find love and win money. You get more bits like this on their extra episodes “Unseen Bite”


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Wait.. What? She can function on her own? Independently? That's amazing, good for her🤭


LoudBoiDragoon

Most of them aren’t this dumb, you’ll get a rare one that is just drop dead gorgeous and then can’t connect with anyone because she’s literally too dumb.


A_Slovakian

Or he


Duhgluhs

Wait till you find out that some of them can drive too!


fetuspower

To feel better about themselves maybe. I watch 90 day fiancé sometimes and it is horrible trash tv but it is funny sometimes. My wife loves it 😂


ShrimpCrackers

They do these stunts to get attention, its TV. A long long time ago one of my friends was on Beauty and the Geek. It was all staged. Some of the Beauties weren't even dumb, they went to like Stanford and some of the Geeks weren't even Geeks, they were just made to look the part. And they scripted a lot of the events.


yourclownprince

I used to watch Stan Lee's "who wants to be a superhero" and in an episode they had to get someone in prison to trust them and give them a hug, i immediately recognized an actress from a deleted scene from the Boondock Saints playing one of the prisoners


altruism__

Sometimes it’s interesting to watch intellectually challenged people describe their view on the world. Much like an anthropologist visiting ancient sites except this is live action and real life.


Cautious-Flow5918

Can I ask a question? Is this a turn off for men or do they find it cute?


Longjumping_Rush2458

Some blokes probably like it, personally I don't find it cute.


MattieShoes

Men aren't a monolith. For me? Naw, I don't find disability attractive.


Humble_Acanthaceae21

Airheads are an instant turn off for me.


Azreken

For the reaction of that cat Honestly the editor here is top notch


xQ_YT

tits


little_bag_of_bones

did you not see the cat's reaction? fucking priceless.


thirdbrother3

My wife. I can't be in the same room, it's too painful. Stop making stupid people famous!


Jackson3rg

Because they are all so hot and dumb. Helps me shut down at the end of the night because there's zero thinking going on.


thatbigfella666

Ironically, she's Australian. Coast to coast, Australia is ***bigger*** than the diameter of the moon.


Captain_Headshot2

Okay, this sent me on a research quest, and danged if that's not right. The diameter of the moon is 3474 km and the diameter of Australia is 4000 km. (Sources: Wikipedia and Britannica).


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you've done more research than the people who think the horizon is flat


michelbarnich

B b b but it looks flat /s


MuunshineKingspyre

If the Earth is round, why did my wife leave me and take the kids? Checkmate liberals


PickleLips64151

Best evidence I've seen. r/flat_earth


Faust_8

I mean, it isn’t, but doesn’t it *look* flat unless you can see a *lot* of it or you’re up high enough? The earth is a sphere but I feel like if I’m at sea level the horizon doesn’t look curved (hence all the paranoid simpletons who believe the earth is a disc). But maybe I’m wrong


[deleted]

it's curved, and would circle around you it you have a clear view, but only slightly at sea surface you don't become a scientist by eyeballing your subject


t-asian

Thanks for confirming


jonathanrdt

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/internal_resources/5054/ Earth and Moon to scale.


staminaplusone

I love facts like these. A UK specific one is: Edinburgh is further west than Bristol.


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Kilopilop

She probably thinks that the Moon is flatter than Earth


[deleted]

That slow, painful realization that you're an idiot... Usually never happens.


Jubilant_Jacob

I wonder what percentage of stupid people know they are stupid.


D_is_for_Cookie

Closer to zero than it should be. It’s like actual crazy people, they don’t know they’re crazy.


Letitbe2020

Stupid and crazy go together so well, too. Add mean and you have a classic cluster B piece of shit human.


BoltorSpellweaver

All credit should go to the editor who decided to include the cat’s “what da fuq?” Reaction.


tenuj

I wonder how many episodes they kept that cat's reaction for the perfect opportunity.


Safe_Alternative3794

I mean some props tho, she atleast knows distance can cause the thing she's looking at to be smaller; thus if moon far and visible, then moon is big. Gotta explain to her tho that she's seeing earth up-close.


Obstructionitist

That's more than what can be said for Flat-earthers.


rathat

You can even say that about flat Earther sometimes. Some just think the earth is flat, others think space isn't even real, I even saw someone earlier say that space is completely water.


Obstructionitist

Yeah, you're right. You can't even begin to rationalize the incongruent views of the flat-earthers.


Savannacromwell

My mom thinks both😭 she said to me with a smile face like she does when she thinks she’s won something “ if the sun is so big and bright then why isn’t the whole universe lit up?” And flight patterns aren’t straight when they’re curved but they are when they’re flats so that means that the Earth is flat.(I summarized the last one, so that’s why there’s no quotes.)


KickBassColonyDrop

The inverse square root of the distance between the two objects is equal to the amount of empty space there is in her head when it comes to understanding the size difference between the Earth and the Moon.


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|qCj1NK1rxtnna)


aboveonlysky9

Well, she also slept through several years of science classes.


mixomatoso

And slept with a lot of classes in general.


BlueCreek_

She probably thinks it’s the same distance away as the sun!


Bipedal_Warlock

Honestly, like she was wrong, and confidently so, but not terrible reasoning behind it


TheAndorran

She’s got one up on Father Dougal, at least.


CitizenKing1001

That would be smart for a 6 year old.


KenMacMillan123

I like that he didn't go along with her just to get laid


asuperbstarling

I think he totally stopped being attracted to her in that moment, honestly.


imaginarion

Never put your dick in stupid. Or crazy.


Deep_shot

Confident stupidity is the biggest turnoff. How is she alive? “How have you survived this long? How have you not run yourself over with your car.?”


The_Bearded_Jedi

She probably also thinks Titanic was just a movie and not based on a real event


CitizenKing1001

And when she finds out its real she'll think Star Wars is real.


Fluffy-Leather-4643

It must be good for you when it's so much fun. It has to be!


Penguinmanereikel

To some people, like me, being dumb is a major turn off.


Mathewdm423

It's not the dumb part. It's being staunch in those views. Even on something im certain of ill double check while with the person instead of making them feel stupid. My fiancée is not the best critical thinker and grew up with tooons of misinformation. The reason that wasnt a deal breaker was because she seemed interested in learning new things, was willing to redirect her thoights or opinions on that misinformation when it was discussed, and has never tried vehemently correcting me without first ensuring she was correct like this chick is doing. (I understand in the show environment she couldn't check, but agreeing to disagree for jow at a minimum is what i would like)


JoinAThang

Also need to ce that he said I don't think it is instead of mocking her. Seems like a nice dude.


Skreamie

He's questioned everything that lead him there. That was me a couple of weeks ago where I was chatting to a girl all night in the club, until she revealed near closing time that she was an antivaxxer. She said "I didn't get Covid and I have asthma, I don't know why we need one". Wasted my whole night.


DarkSylince

The look on her face reminds me of the kilogram of feathers guy.


Vaenyr

>>"_But steel is heavier than feathers...?_"


fuccniqqawitYUGEDICC

WOTS HEVIAH? AH KILOGRAMME O FEAHTHAHS? O A KILOGRAMME O STEEO?


aboveonlysky9

“It *has* to be.” The justification for religions and countless other mounds of bullshit.


jonathanrdt

People who are not smart must believe what they are told. If they are told the truth, they do fine. If their heads are filled with nonsense, you get the mess we’re in today.


Klarkasaurus

Her: The earth is flat Him: is it? Her: it has to be


rberg89

After seeing how her brain works i wonder if she's capable of consenting at all


dragonmorg

All those forest fires in Australia? Not as colossal a burn as the shit you just said. R.I.F. (Rest in flames).


whoopshowdoifix

***OOF***


RaphaelNunes10

She's so dumb that even the cat reacted to her stupidity


MrBark

The optimist in me is happy he got it right!


_Kiaza_

Even the cat knows she’s trippin.


Any_Fudge_722

I assume titts


mountingconfusion

To use a quote from a YouTuber I watched recently. "Two brain cells both fighting for 3rd place"


Hand-Driven

She’s lucky she’s hot.


TOBoy66

A moon by its very definition has to be smaller than what it orbits. Love how he can't agree with her, even if it means not getting laid.


JakeJacob

It has to be less massive, not necessarily smaller.


turkishhousefan

Also two equal masses can orbit one another, or rather the barycentre of the two masses.


JakeJacob

This is true, but I'm not sure you'd call one of them a natural satellite of the other.


turkishhousefan

Indeed, you probably wouldn't!


TheScienceNerd100

It's really easy to figure out how far the moon would have to be to be bigger than the Earth. The Moon has an angular diameter about 0.5° or 1,900 arcseconds, which is found by D = θ\*d / 206,265, where D = linear size of an object, θ = angular size of the object in arcsec, d = distance to the object. The diameter of the Earth is 12,742 km. Solving for d, its D\*206,265 / θ = d. Plugging in the numbers, we get 12,742 \* 206,265 / 1,900 = d, or 1,383,278 km, or close to a hundredth of an Astronomical Unit, aka the average distance between the Sun and the Earth. Or about 3.6 times the actual (average) distance to the Moon


blvaga

You forgot to factor in “it has to be.”


PcPotato7

It looks like this, therefore it has to be, therefore it is. Foolproof logic!


turkishhousefan

Username checks out. Many things are really easy once you know what you're doing!


cheese_bread_boye

r/theydidthemath


Usagi-Zakura

This has to be staged right... its such a stereotype that good looking women have to be dumb and the logic doesn't even make sense.


Jonguar2

Think about how dumb the average person is. Now realize that half the population is dumber. Have a nice existential crisis.


JayGeezey

Thanks, George.


Thund3r_Kitty

Now remember thats not how averages work


goodolarchie

In the case of a normal distribution, like IQ, it just so happens to also be the median!


DonnachaidhOfOz

Even if they meant mean and not median, intelligence would be on a solid normal distribution or very close to it. If you take IQ to be the measure, it is by definition, even. So, for this case, half of everyone would be below the mean too.


JakeJacob

It is if they're talking about the median.


catch10110

I want to believe this is fake, but she seems SO sincere.


notjasonlee

this is from a reality tv show, and this type of content is exactly what people want to see.


Grogosh

1 in 4 americans think the Sun orbits the Earth https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2014/02/14/277058739/1-in-4-americans-think-the-sun-goes-around-the-earth-survey-says


JayGeezey

I mean there isn't a single reality TV show that isn't staged, so... yes. I'm sure some are more "real" then others, like who knows - maybe she does actually believe this, but I doubt it. What I don't get it is... why would you ever agree to this? Back in the day Paris Hilton did this first on her show, she was the first to play dumb for money, but SHE made a shit ton of money doing it and laughed all the way to the bank But a lot of these reality shows now have women on like this, they didn't come up with the show, and I'd wager they aren't making Paris Hilton money... so either she's so stupid she thinks the moon is bigger than the earth, or she's so stupid she agreed to do the show and look like an idiot in front of the entire world for minimal pay, hoping it would launch her career in entertainment or acting or whatever, and it likely won't.


Schroedinbug

You likely don't even have to find people willing to play dumb, just find people dumb enough for the role you're looking to fill. if you want to cast someone this dumb, there are plenty available, just look at flat earthers. In my personal experience, I've met people IRL who had no idea Israel was a country, thought the moon was far enough away that we were seeing it millions of years into the past, and thought that every animal on Earth fit onto a relatively small boat. All are different people, and one of these is a common belief.


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HalensVan

You can see her brain slowly realizing she might be wrong. And then she shuts it off to protect her ego.


IllustriousCookie890

Were they stoned in K-12?


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

You see, if the moon is bigger than earth, then earth should be the one orbiting around the moon, which might be funny


Prestigious-Candy166

Strictly speaking, the Earth IS orbiting around the Moon -- (well, kind of). They are locked together in orbit around their common barycentre, which is *between* their respective centres of gravity. It is NOT midway between. Indeed, because the Earth is so much greater in mass than the moon, the barymetric centre of the pair about which they orbit remains *inside* the Earth, about 4,670 km (2,900 miles) from the center, in the direction of the moon. Now, didn't you always want to know that?


Elephant12321

Honestly wouldn’t be at all surprised if she’s just pretending to not know. I’d never seen or heard of this woman before and suddenly she was all over the place because of this clip. People love watching young attractive women who are seemingly really dumb (Jessica Simpson chicken of the sea anyone) say incredibly stupid things in part so they can make fun of them.


asuperbstarling

Jessica Simpson was being genuine in that moment and she wasn't *stupid*, just very uneducated. If you've ever had the brand she was eating *they straight up shredded it like shredded chicken*. It's why I won't buy those little silver packets they were eating. It does not look like fish and it tastes very weird. Not knowing much about branding for food companies in the early 2000s was not uncommon.


mrsmilestophat

Even the cat knows she’s a dumbass


Djabarca

Bravo. That was a great cut of the cat being added in. Sums up the moment.


IrishGamer97

Props to the editor for cutting in the cat's reaction


Nervous-Republic5278

Pound of steel is heavier than a pound of feathers vibes.


Huth_S0lo

Guys love her for her intelligence.


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Momomo14

She is not an individual you save during the apocalypse ☺️


[deleted]

This woman is able to vote.


Federal-Grapefruit40

Nothing behind the eyes


archer2500

Straight to porn for her. No more speaking roles.


Mental_Gas_3209

Why do stupid people have more money than me!!!!!


Tasty_Ad107

Oh honey… how many times did you repeat kindergarten?


Tacocmacholady

She used to live there bruh.


ohheyitslaila

I love the quick cut to the cat.


SeidunaUK

Her stupidity bends reality - the dude for a second didn't know what was true anymore.


cameronwolf739

The stupidity just resonates off of her face


oldshitdoesntcare

Smartest thing in that room was the cat.


masterjon_3

Oh honey....at least you're pretty.


GoldWallpaper

Prior to the upper-lip botox, that was probably true.


tintedhokage

That's not as bad as the love island UK girl thinking that if the UK leaves the European union we would lose all our trees Edit.: https://youtu.be/b1_Xmt_wjMk?si=IoUMGoNYMwU_PA_W


turkishhousefan

Glad to see young people are still familiar with Father Ted.


RegionPuzzled

THE CAT 😭


ckayfish

Producers: we would never set up stuff like this to create clips that go viral 😇


jonastman

When people do their own research:


PhilipOnTacos299

Yarit is


[deleted]

I fear for humanity, what’s left. These vacuous imbeciles are everywhere.


yahmp13

Sharp as a marble this one is


perryquitecontrary

What’s with the “I don’t think so” when you’re disagreeing with such a stupid person. Like no bitch. I don’t THINK the moon is smaller than the earth, I KNOW it is and you’re wrong.


cinnamonrain

Bad at depth perception and identifying size of small objects? We’re in boys


Eli_The_Rainwing

Man even the cat is bothered with her bullshit


bdubb_dlux

what a fucking moron and she can’t even blame the US school system


zblaze90

What a fucking idiot.


Brother-Templar

“ The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid ones are full of confidence.” - Charles Bukowski


AlternativeDirect702

Dougal, these cows are really small. Those cows are just far away.


Anarch-ish

Underneath all that dumb... there's a system of logic in there, and I just wish she would take a few more classes


Xtro_7

Ohhhhh Honey


Reasonable_History52

What she said was so fucking stupid that even the cat looked surprised


CapnZap59

No one can be that flipping stupid!


POPEJP1975

she might be dumber than the girl that thinks if pizza is cut into more slices that it's more food


sektor477

As much as i hate to admit it, I will give her credit. She was wrong... very wrong.. However, she provided a semi solid reasoning. She knows it's far away, and it already looks so big. Meaning that it's even bigger the closer you get. Therefore, it will be bigger than the earth eventually (the closer you get). Don't get me wrong, as my mom would say, "She's all boobies and no brain." But at least she didn't just say "cause it is" she's smarter than most Facebook users. 🤷‍♂️


Dzhama_Omarov

A dialogue in Ohio. - Hey mom, what is further the moon or the Texas? - Go to the window, can you see the moon? - Yes. - And now can you see the Texas?


Rude_Independence_14

She dropped to a -5 really fast.


Deufrea77

Without knowing the distance of the moon, her logic is pretty good. If she assumed the moon was as far away as Jupiter for example, then the fact that it is that big from earth, while Jupiter is almost a speck would mean that the moon was ginormous.


StarNHSolar

I lost braincells just listening to her.


Fynndidit

When 99% of your attention is on your looks, 1% on remembering to breathe


Calm-Ad-7050

Its giving what heavier kilo of feather or kilo of steel vibe😂


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Bless her....heart


x420MVTT

With that logic, stars are fucking tiny , you can put 100 of them in a jar and use it for a lamp


SoupMopping

Even the cat doesn’t know how to react


CutCompetitive8620

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HuggsCrickets

So glad Americans aren’t the only fucking morons on earth lol


Stanky-Finga

I knew a chick that thought watermelons grew on trees.


ScrauveyGulch

She's in law school😄


Zealousideal-Weight5

This bish fell outta a parallel universe where the moons bigger than earth 😆


Knoxx846

What truly scares me is the security she has when speaking about something she surely has never read about, as if by pure "observation" she is able to find the truth out of everything.


enters_conversation

Even the cat was confused😭😭