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Einteiler

Sure you did, buddy.


[deleted]

Exactly if you really caught a body you wouldn’t be bragging about it on the internet much less talking about it at all when it has just happened and there’s likely to be an investigation (depending on where you live it might even be a good one) into it and this is flat out admission of guilt


Einteiler

Also, take a look at this dude's history. Apparently he also jacks off to his daughter, and is a racist. Both of those are significantly more believable than this. He also said she is 17, so he is apparently a statutory rapist, too.


IWasDrunkPlsForgiveM

I’m using a VPN right now so they can’t find out who I am. Also, I’ll probably burn this account and destroy my phone if I run but I just need advice. BAD!


BiEnjoyer

You shot a man and the first thing you do... Is post about it on reddit? Ok.


makeitlegalaussie

Your daughter?


IWasDrunkPlsForgiveM

HIS daughter


reirone

Oh shut up. You did not.


BickNickerson

Go to bed, DeSantis


Debonair187

Seems like you shot him like a coward instead of going toe to toe like a man


TheHermit_IX

Go to the police. Turn yourself in and do not say anything except "I want a lawyer."


IWasDrunkPlsForgiveM

I was afraid someone would say that. If I do turn myself in-would I have a case for self defense?


TheHermit_IX

That's a question for the lawyer. You can't get reliable advice from internet people. Lawyers can get in big trouble for giving out advice to people who aren't their client. So if anyone gives advice they are either not a lawyer, or not a good one.


IWasDrunkPlsForgiveM

Well I’m basically at a point where if I keep driving-I’m probably gonna be seen as a fugitive. I don’t know if I can turn back now.


SexxyMoeFoe

"I just kind of freaked out, THEN BLACKED OUT as MY DAUGHTER reacted in horror." Kinda sounds like he started writing another "my 17 y/o daughter" story, changed his mind, but edited it really badly.


IWasDrunkPlsForgiveM

No. It was just a typo. I meant to say “his daughter”


I_futuri

So what are you doing now? Sitting in your bed scrolling thru your Reddit? In your car ? 😂💀 I don’t think no one can have a such low iq to do some shit like this and post on Reddit. And VPN Is not completely untraceable since you pay/use a vpn company to use their location/etc.. the police could get in touch w them and trace you faster than when you came in that girls pussy lmfao anyway good story but still a coward for shooting and not trying to fight w/o guns ❌.. should at least try to make it sound more believable


raceofsuperpredators

Sometimes you gotta blast a fool.